How many DUA LIPA posts can you do in a Day?
Apparently TWO
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2023
13
Jul
Camila Morrone Cleavage of the Day
This is the face you make after gaming the world into thinking Leo DiCaprio’s not some lame ass homosexual, with his PUSSY POSSE jewelery and matching tattoos with his cohorts like Toby McGuire, who is clearly also a lame ass homosexual, who doesn’t realize he’s a lame ass homosexual, because the media hype these idiots up into being cool, or interesting, or amazing, as it sells movie tickets, but guess what, they are lame ass homosexuals and anyone supporting them or thinking Leo’s a cool dude living the dream life, wanting to be him is also a lame ass homosexual….
But yeah, this is the face you make when you pretended to be Leo’s girl with big tits he didn’t even bother wish cuz they weren’t a dick.
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Posted in:Camilla Marrone
2023
13
Jul
Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day
Thongs are the magical underwear that pretends it is an underwear, while barely covering the asshole, so that you can still see the border or discoloration of the asshole, or what I call the RUBY RIDGE of the asshole, or if you’re lucky, the full asshole, because it’s just my kind inefficient panty…because the asshole is the window to the soul….
There was a time when dudes would get off to panty lines, but then that was out of fashion, so girls went THONG, and there’s a level of discomfort that came from the thong, at least according to most girls, so to make things even better, the girls are willing to choose discomfort, asshole flashing, all to THONG….amazing reminder that women are so dumb in attempts of being hot….or fitting in….and let me guess…IT IS ALL THE FAULT OF MEN….created by MISOGYNY not their own stupidity….dumb bitches.
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2023
13
Jul
Mary Flashes Her Botched Nipples and Gets Wasted of the Day
Mary is a pretty hilarious online personality. You may remember her for going viral a long time ago for having the world’s fattest vagina. She supported having the fattest vagina, with having some insane clown tits, basically destroying her actual body, while doing social commentary on how fucking weird social media is, and what it does to people, by putting herself under the knife in some performative art kind of attention seeking way, and I guess it’s paid off for her….
She’s got fans, people watch her craziness, her instability in 24 hour long broadcasts of her going on insane benders, like her recent one on vacation, where her newly scaled down tits made an appearance and it’s almost fascinating, while being totally disgusting, and despressing, but also fun….confusing creature this Mary is, but I blame social media for pushing her to what will be a premature death….
TITS OUT!
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Posted in:Mary Magdalene
2023
13
Jul
Titty Drop Thursday of the Day
Titty Drops are just such a fun way to present the tits to the world. It’s dynamic, creative, it’s exciting, it’s adventurous, it has personality, it allows the tits to really do their best work, to shine like the titty stars they are….it is basically gymnastics for titties….motion in an otherwise stagnant world and for that reason alone, I like when girls make them titties BOUNCE while simultaneously SHOWING ME THE TITTY!
Here are some TITTY DROPS..
Posted in:Titty Drop
2023
13
Jul
Madison Beer Bikini Tit of the Day
Here’s some Madison Beer bringing the hard hitting content, her looking like she’s asleep, medicated or dead, which for some of you would be an invitation to jerk off on her while she’s sleeping, medicated, or dead….if you were to come across her at the park, in a ditch, on a couch at a party, you know at the bottom of the pool….you make it work….because you’re a hard worker, ambitious, motivated person…
Beer is known for her tits, I’m sure she likes to think she’s known for her shitty cover songs that made her famous, got her signed with Bieber, thanks to her mom channelling Bieber’s mom’s hustle….
I don’t think she’s got any hits, but she’s definitely got a set of tits, which is the kind of hit any girl trying to make it needs, so long as she poses laying down in a bikini with them, so that you can see the structure of said tits.
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Posted in:Madison Beer
2023
13
Jul
Tanline Thursday of the Day
Here’s a round-up of Tanlines to celebrate the sun, or chemicals that stain your skin like it was the sun, because everyone is scared of the sun, after seeing people like Margot Robbie’s sun damaged face, all mangled and 15 years older looking that it should be…
I am not a believer in climate change, or in the sun being a bad thing for us, since the sun is what makes everything grow and without it we’d all be dead.
I am not a believer in staining your skin with chemicals that your body absorbs either, because that shit seems cancer causing and gross..
But I like the effect fo the tanline, because seeing where clothing once was, knowing clothing is no longer there, speaks to my retard masturbating caveman brain.
Posted in:Tanlines
2023
13
Jul
Dua Lipa Nipple of the Day
Dua Lipa has her nipples out.
The is the single most important pop star of the generation, at least that’s how I think she’s marketed, because she’s got international stardom and TikTok Hits, which is really where it’s at….you know so all the mindless, medicated, half retard girls of the world can sit their, eyes glassed over, singing her lyrics in some kind of medicated trance, because Josie and the Pussycats was a documentary, and this brainwashing shit through sound waves is fucking real….
I don’t know any of her songs, but I know that 90 percent of internet users know her songs, they see her as one of their own because she rose the ranks of Youtuber to international sensation, at least that’s the official storyline these manipulators tell us through their big budget marketing…
But it works out nicely for me, since Dua Lipa has her nipples out and I like nipples and thanks to LEADERS like DUA LIPA, so may girls walk around through everyday life with their nipples out, and I like nipples, so disrupters like DUA LIPA are key to our seeing of nipples through shirts because all these hive mind, brainless, medicated, half retard girls need a leader to guide them through their showing us their nipples….Dua Lipa, their trusted friend and mentor, helping them be their best version of themselves, by wearing sheer clothing.
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2023
13
Jul
Sophie Mudd Patriotic Mega Tits of the Day
I assume these Sophie Mudd tit in a bikini pics are from the Fourth, which was 8 or 9 days ago, which you may be thinking “why do I visit a daily updated blog for the latest and greatest in celebrity and celebrity adjacent titties, if the motherfucker takes 9 days to post Sophie Mudd, a budding young star, recently playing herself in The Idol, since those tits have leverage and influence”……not that anyone visits this blog daily, but you get what I am saying…..this should have been posted on the 4th…BUT THE TITS ARE SO BIG, it took 9 days to get around them….to them….because they’re the kind of tits you can get lost in like that actor they recent found dead….it takes months to recover the bodies…
What I am saying is, Sophie Mudd’s tits are so big, you almost feel bad for her, because they can’t be comfortable and must be a liability…blessing and curse shit…but more of a blessing because with the monster tits, I don’t know if she’d be playing herself on stupid TV shows….
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Posted in:Sophie Mudd
2023
13
Jul
Whitney Cummings Looks Fat of the Day
I used to think that I was a Comedy snob, not because I think I am funnier than most people, even though I am, but because I never find comedians funny. They seem desperate, try hard, losers who practice in front of the mirror, running the same joke over and over to tell the same joke over and over and that’s pretty trash….
But maybe I was like “hating to hate”, unable to see the GOLD that these BRILLIANT minds come up with…
As it turns out, I just don’t find commercial comedy that funny, these people just aren’t that funny, but this picture of Whitney Cum Dumpster in her full form of being cum dumped in, is pretty hilarious…
A pregnant 50 year old holding her tit with her baby growing up inside her, best joke ever….but the nice thing about it is that she didn’t use all her riches from tricking idiots into thinking she was comedic, by paying some immigrant 150k to have her baby for her, like the baby is a designer purse, like all those other old tired sluts with too much money are doing…..
Why carry a baby the way you were built, connecting you to your child in the most amazing way, when there are Mexicans ready to do it for you….DISGUSTING people…
Whitney Cumming pregnant may be disgusting, but not THAT disgusting, so I support the weird pregnant lady all hormonal getting naked in selfies for the internet like she’s important and people care, but maybe she is, cuz at her age, this is basically a science experiment they need to send out to all those OB/GYN doctors in training to learn about GERIATRIC pregnancies…
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