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2016

21

Oct

Lexi Boling Topless for Interview of the Day

Lexi Boling is some model who is making moves by getting naked in magazines like Interview, which are more erotic than Playboy, in what is the weirdest shit happening in Men specific media, we’re forced to go to the women’s magazine, or the “high brow” magazines to read interviews we don’t care about…just to see pictures of model tits…

Not that everyone is into model tits, but I am…I like tall skinny bitches with weird alien faces, unfortunately more than I should…I think it has to do with most women I know being fat pigs, coupled with being washed up disgusting, short little strippers…I am on a budget and I can’t afford the tall freaks…so I go for the gutter…

She’s 23, she’s been around for a while, she’s a bit too established for my liking, the fact she’s in Interview is enough proof of that…she’s also American Born, exciting for a passport…straight from the mean streets of ILLINOIS…but not so exciting if you want to own the model of your own and make her a real life real doll who can’t escape you for fear of being deported…

Either way, she’s a big model – and she’s naked..that’s all there is to this…and that’s all there should ever be…

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2016

21

Oct

Lady Gaga’s See Through of the Day

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Lady Gaga is wearing a see through shirt that we can assume Bud paid for because why else would she be wearing a brand shirt unless she was getting paid…these famous people know their worth and don’t do anythin for free..except maybe annoy us with their shamelessness…that involves walking around in a see through shirt…it seems like they are pretty consistent with that…whether it is co-branded or sponsored by a beer company…or just her on her own saying “look how short the shorts I wear can be”…it is all ultimately vile and disgusting…because Gaga is vile and disgusting…she’s exploitative to kids who were fucking losers, and they believe in her because they are fucking losers, and with her support that she doesn’t actually believe, they have confidence in themselves to not kill themselves…but instead spend their money on overpriced tickets to her concerts because she is one of them….she just makes you pay the fuck up to be in the same 100,000 person filled room with her…because she is a lie…

Remember when her charity didn’t give any money to charity – but was instead a tax shelter…disgusting…and that’s not even factoring her mangled face that she made work for her – because of the audience she went after…but that should have been kept in an office somewhere writing songs for other people…because is talented, I’ll admit that…she just uses her talent for evil, to produce money making bangers that I know all the words of despite never listening to her music, and only really knowing she exists by her constant clown “high concept” embarrassing shit she used to do…but that she’s turned into 70s rocker this time around….because she’s fucking phony…

I’m not a fan, bt I have grabbed her ass unsolicited before…

Here’s a weird video of her wasted, medicated or whatever this is….that she felt was good to put up on the internet….preaching some bullshit to cash in…

A video posted by Lady Gaga (@ladygaga) on Oct 21, 2016 at 7:46am PDT

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2016

21

Oct

Adriana Cernanova for GQ Portugal of the Day

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I was just telling my friend Steve that he needs to plan a trip to either Russsia or really any of the countries that were behind the iron curtain in the 80s…even if it is an era of political insanity…where Putin is getting ready for a Third World War according to my extensive research of reading Facebook Statuses…while Clinton blames Trump for being part of their plan…because the pussy that come out of those countries…even those born in America outside of those countries…are just fucking absurd..

Sure they have no souls, are into money and expensive things, and are on a quest to do whatever it takes to get where they need to go…but they look so fucking good doing it…that it may be worth risking being on the frontlines of Nuclear disaster…to find one desperate enough to get to America to marry you…

I know you can order them off the internet, but I am a firm believer in finding your hooker in person, call me old fashioned, but if you’re going to buy a woman…line a bunch up and pick her for your damn self…that way you can tell if they smell, or if their picture is accurate….

Or you can just check out some of their top girls that other people beat you to…like Adriana Cernanova for GQ portugal..she’s fucking great…and if you don’t believe me – just look at her tits…

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2016

21

Oct

Dakota Fanning in a Magazine of the DAy

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Dakota Fanning in some boring pictures I don’t know whether I posted already or not because they are boring pics and they are Dakota Fanning…who doesn’t really matter now that her family has replaced her as their favorite with her younger sister ELLE, who is hotter and less creepy because her childhood wasn’t robbed of her and she wasn’t forced to go on talk shows for millions of people to judge her…or feel the pressure of a career that could easily collapse…when other kids her age were getting their fucking periods…which I guess are all the things that make me like Dakota Fanning better than the sister…you see the broken ones are the best ones…they have more darkness, substance and willingness to either perform or get wasted with and fuck the issues out of them…on your face….

So boring pics of Dakota Fanning…are actually exciting pics of Dakota Fanning…because there are layers and layers of an emotionally battered girl…with a lot of money…both thanks to being exploited by mom and dad…the two people you’re supposed to trust…awesome.

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2016

21

Oct

Cosplayer Anna Faith Carlson Pre-Boobs Nude of the Day

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I know zero about nerd shit like Cosplay, I mean I know what it is, but I don’t know who the girls in that scene are, I find it weird…and awkward, probably because the dudes who follow it are weird and awkward, I mean it’s fetishy, and perverted, and lonely and sad…all bundled up into one big comicon event…where the smell of pathetic is overpowered by the smell of obesity masked in semen and fast food…..

That’s not to say everyone into comicbooks and sci/fi are weird, some of the biggest perverts who bang some of the hottest girls, are into that shit, they are rich from internet related things, and just killing it all thanks to their social awkwardness….but it’s not the millionaire nerd weirdos I am worried about…it’s the ones making replicas of people like this Anna Faith Carlson, COSPLAY for days…in their mom’s basement on the weekend to LARP with….

Well, apparently before she got tits, she had this nude selfie taken…and I guess this is big news for you people…she’s got close to a million fans…bigger than most celebs on social media…so she matters…to a very weird group..but still matters…

It’s not a hot pic and it may not even be here – I couldn’t tell you if it was her or not – even if it was a pic of her passport – because I’ve never heard of her.

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2016

21

Oct

Rat Cow Posing Shamelessly Because She’s an Empowered Woman of the Day

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It is such horse shit when a girl pretends getting naked on the internet, or doing porn, is empowering and progressing the state of the woman species.

Now I am not a hater or against girls getting naked on the internet, or doing porn…and let them think it’s empowering, as we look on with erections in hand…as we need masturabtion fodder.

If women were to desexualize themselves officially, but withdrawing getting naked on the internet, or doing porn…we would be forced to jerk off to the millions of hours of porn already produced, that is exactly the same scenes, over and over…HOW WOULD WE SURVIVE…

Instead, these low levels, try to be high levels, by intellectualizing, or adding some “Women’s Studies Theory”…to what they are doing, it helps them sleep at night…when really the getting naked, being a shameless, loose in the hips, trashy, crying for attention while showcasing their body due to narcissism and the fact it’s an easy angle…is just trashy..

Now I like trashy women, I just don’t think Trashy women make sense when they pretend they are anything but trashy women, it’s one of those “ok woman, run your mouth, talk about whatever it is you’re talking about, we won’t listen to you anyway…because we are looking at your tits”…

If you’re a fame whore, trying to get out there, seen, celebrated….and you’re doing it by getting naked, the dudes hiring you are only into it cuz you get naked…and they like what they see…this isn’t empowering you fucking idiot…this is just perpetual sexualizing of the woman form…and keep it up, it’s great…you empowerd woman…you…

What a joke…

TO SEE RAT COW ON A WALK WITH HER LUNCH SHOWING HER FLAT STOMACH CLICK HERE

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski|SFW

2016

21

Oct

Some Aspiring Actress Shows Her Tits Cuz She’s a Star of the Day

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Haley Nicole Permenter is an aspiring actress you’ve never heard of…

I know nothing about her, but I can assume that she’s got 12 followers on social media and she’s doing the showing of her tits to get noticed in her quest to gain followers….or create what they call “ART” …. because she’s not booking any jobs after moving to LA from the Midwest or some shit and she’s on a fucking timeline….you know before she runs out of her savings, or her rich Corn farmer dad is threatening to cut her off from her dreams…

It could also be what these new feminists who grew up on porn do…they go as close to the edge as they can…which is usually panties on…because compared to all throat fucking gangbang content out there…you can throw a filter on it and pretend it’s artistic and just tits….while the psychology of it is still a girl pulling her tits out for a photographer for the sake of getting noticed on the internet…which for people like me is awesome..

There was a time before social media that I remember having to negotiate for hours to get nudes…sometimes even weeks…and now they are just everywhere…and girl doesn’t even need to be an actor or model…she just has to call herself one…and poof…like magic…it materializes and she exists…

I wish that worked for gynecologist…like if I put my TINDER profile to Gyno…would people believe….like they believe “published model”…and take me seriously as I finger blast them…

I doubt it..

Again…nothing wrong with Haley Nicole Permenter or what she’s doing…In fact…I love it…

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2016

21

Oct

Rebecca Black’s Bra Because It is Friday of the Day

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If you like weird, awkward Jewish girls that remind you of every stereotypical Jewish Summer camp you may have heard of from your Jewish friends who got their first blowjob, because apparently along with being busty, Jewish girls love giving blowjobs, just not after you marry them….

You may like Rebecca Black…the girl from the hit YOUTUBE video of 4 years ago called FRIDAY…where she sang with such depth, raw talent that some would call talentless, but that’s what made it work so well, and she or her handlers new it…

You may like the Friday song from 4 years ago, because people did have to watch it over and over again to garner the views she got on it…

But none of that matters because you are my people…and in being my people…I know the one thing you do like about Rebecca Black…that you didn’t even know you liked about Rebecca Black…because you have no fucking ideal who Rebecca Black is…is the tits in a bra…because they can be ANY tits in a bra…that’s how diverse we are as a people…

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2016

21

Oct

Donald Trump Roasts Hillary Clinton at Some Al Smith Event of the Day

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I don’t follow American Politics, but I have watched the debates, and I’ve seen all the annoying statuses on social media for a long time…because people are so appalled by the things Donald Trump says as a loud mouth real estate monster rich guy turned politician…others are appalled by Hillary Clinton being a evil corrupt paid off puppet…because how can a public servant be so rich…30 years of public service…and she’s worth hundreds of millions of dollars….and it is safe to assume they are just in this together…

But the whole thing is pretty comedic…especially Hillary’s facial expression when he calls her out for laughing awkwardly…and so is this roast from yesterday is better than he has at any of his political events…wait for the “pardon me”….

I just listened to the whole thing…it’s ruthless…people booing him…ruthless…so hated…so controversial…what a guy…

Here is the less exciting Hillary Roasting Trump…