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2016

17

Oct

Stella Maxwell and Sara Sampaio Naked for Victoria’s Secret Porn of the Day

Stella Maxwell and Sara Sampaio are some trash from Victoria’s Secret did this nude shoot either for Victoria’s Secret, or on a Victoria’s Secret shoot, and everyone was so happy…so excited….because it was all censored nipple to nipple like a gang of lesbians…but Stella Maxwell is only a lesbian for opportunity, when the fake lesbian relationship is with Miley Cyrus…securing her place in the evil empire’s roster of promo models who get paid way too much…and who the world loves…and worships…

Here is Sara Sampaio….doing fitness…

A video posted by Sara Sampaio (@sarasampaio) on Oct 6, 2016 at 1:06am PDT

Posted in:Sara Sampaio|SFW|Stella Maxwell

2016

17

Oct

Fredericks of Hollywood is Still Around and Here’s Natalie Jayne Roser of the Day

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Fredericks of Hollywood is a cheesy fucking lingerie brand…that was a big deal in the late 90s…all the trashy celebrity sugar babies were up on it – before the whole hip hop and instagram thing made them hae expensive tastes….

Well, apparently it is still around…and still doing the exact same trashy thing, even though they recruited has-been Megan Fox to be their business partner…

This isn’t Megan Fox, this is someone named Natalie Jayne Roser who seems to be pretty much living up to the brand’s image…and style…and more importantly…that hard face looks like she’s one of their original shoppers or clerks…

Look at them making their comeback…by possibly using pics they took in 1992.

Oh – She’s a Not from the 90s – she’s Actually a Current Instagram Whore and She Looks like a Cheesy Weathered Girl Thanks to Australia Ozone Layer

Posted in:Natalie Jayne Roser|SFW

2016

17

Oct

Ashley Graham Fat Model in a Bathing Suit of the Day

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Let’s keep the dream alive – with more unappealing bitches half naked – producing content that was once used for hot chicks – but that thanks to the progressive nature of society focusing on totally insignificant things – like body positivity despite research proving being fat kills – and other nonsense – that should be innate in human society but that has in turn become a platform for activism…while the rest of the world is going to shit, collapsing…bad shit is going on…but thank the lord…that Jesus…that Ashley Graham, a fat chick, can get into a fucking bikini – and get paid!!! Making that money…doing something that virtually anyone can to…even men…dogs..and I think there’s even been a circus elephant in a bikini once….

Posted in:Ashley Graham|SFW

2016

17

Oct

The “new” Ronda Rousey Bodypainted Images of the Day

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I figure what better way to start the week than with some year or more old pictures of Ronda Rousey body painted….the ones they kept didn’t release when they released the bunch of Ronda Rousey body painted….in pictures you didn’t know you wanted to see in the first place – and didn’t care that there were more….but thanks to the amazing wonderment of the world…we’ve been blessed with this miracle…they’ve been hoarding from us…knowing there would be a time for a big release…where it would break the internent like a Kardashian nude, only not at all…because Ronda Rousey is terrifying…and the only people who jerk off to her are bro’s that don’t know they are bromos….but it would explain all the tranny porn they jerk off to…and the boners they get watching MMA…raw testosterone…the vagina version.

Posted in:Ronda Rousey|SFW

2016

17

Oct

5 Month Pregnant Girl Picks Fight With Boyfriend’s Dick Sucker and Other Videos of the Day

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Sex on the Beach

Femen Protest Tits

Man Fights Great White Shark With a Broom

Fata and Horrible Offshore Boat Race

Gate VS Mercedes Benz

Woman VS Phone Thief

Suspect Beats Female Cop

Man VS Pigeon

Morality Police – VS Adulterous Couple

7 Year Old Driving

Drugs VS Wine

I Feel Like I’ve Seen This Clickbait Title Since His 2014 Stroke – But Here’s Randy Travis Singing Amazing Grace after his Stroke

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

17

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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With all this talk about rape, I figured I’d use rape as my pick-up line,you you know – be modern, with the times, talk things that are relevant, so the young girls I try to pick up think I may be old, but I am with it, dialed in, like a professor they want to fuck, not because they want to fuck him, but because he’s made them think they need to fuck him, despite being old and fat and disgusting…..so I figure, rape culture and sex assault – great topic to delve into when my intention is seeing their vagina…not to fuk but to lick…my penis hardly works…pelvic floor…that should be the name of my first single…my penis hardly works…pelvic floor…

So incorporating rape into seduction but not in a “I’m going to rape” kind of way, not in a this is about rape and I love rape….not even a is it rape if you’re drunk fight you’ll always lose, but more in a “if you had to rape one species of animal what would it be” kind of way, you know playful rape..and as it turns out…animal rape is deemed worse than human rape…at leas that’s the general feedback when I tried it at the coffee shop, on tinder, at a bar…and in a grocery store…so let it be a lesson to you – my followers, fans and I know no one is here but let me pretend – rape is deemed pretty fucking bad…so your pick up lines should stay limited to “show me your tits”…and if you’re rich…just show them your bank statemement….it’s the Donald Trump school of seduction since…most girls (every girl) is slutty for rich guys…

Here are some links…in the morning…to start the week…to get things rolling….to bring us closer together…I love all of you….which is easy…since no one is there but a couple spam bots…HEY SPAM BOTS come over to play scrabble sometime….

Ok…links…

Holy Fuck – Underboob
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Some Awesome TUPAC Memorabilia
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Need for Speed – Out of Control Driving…
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Viewership of Clown Porn is on the Rise – Thanks to Clowns
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BMW Slams into a School Bus
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102 Year Old Gets Herself Arrested for her Bucket List…
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Trump Called America’s Deaf Sweetheart a REtard – LOLZ
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Emma Stone – Latex Skirt Erotica
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Zoe KRavitz and her Boyfriend – For The One Person Who Like Zoe Kravitz
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A Whole Bunch of Latinas
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Underwater City for the Dead – Interesting Cemetery of the Day
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The Worst Video to Jerk Off To – Is it Bad to Hold Your Pee –
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Tony Hawk’s Favorite Tech..
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Snake Bath Challenge…
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Donald Trump VS SNL – Blames the Media for Rigging the Election
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Beers Burgers and Babes
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Famewhore in a Bikini
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Emilia Clarke’s 5 Million Dollar House in Venice…you Can Stalk her At..
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Posted in:SFW|stepLINKS

2016

15

Oct

Weekend Edition of VideosTheSuck of the Day

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Great White Shark Breaks Diving Cage

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Slow Motion Video of a Kid Puking at the Fair

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South African Student Thinks Science is Racist

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McLaren Owners Use Their Car to Light Cigarettes

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World’s First Space Airliner

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EVERY TOM CRUISE RUN EVER – EXCEPT FROM THE BATH HOUSE ASS FULL OF SEMEN – THAT ONE IS KEPT PRIVATE

VIA VIDEOSTHATSUCK

Posted in:SFW|Videos

2016

14

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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The highlight of my day was walking behind some 30 year old chick in spandex pants who kept compulsively picking her underwear out of her ass. At first it was subtle…and she seemed nervous or uncertain about it…but then it got more and more intense…like she was alone despite being on a busy street and I’m pretty sure she got wrist deep….

The second highlight was meeting a girl with a pug, because I have a pug and I communicate with them on a spiritual level…and I felt compelled to show her and her mom pictures of my pug…like they care…you know pug people are weird…and when I busted out my phone, I lost their trust…with the first three pics of spread assholes that popped up as I dug for the pug….

As I reflect on my day….my life is pretty pathetic…but apathy and alcoholism makes me not care…and you don’t either…you only care when I post tits – you disloyal using fucks.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Slutty Mirror Selfies Featuring Alexis Ren
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Bella Thorne Says the Studio Thinks She’s Too Bisexual
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Random Hot Chick of the Day
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Shailene Woodley on Being Arrested Fighting the Pipeline
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People Have Boners for Emma Stone in Vogue
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Miranda Kerr’s Security Guard Shoots an Intruder on her Malibu Property.
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Slut I’ve NEver Heard of in a Bikini
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Sofia Richie is Trash and Dresses like a Sloppy Tit Porn Hole
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Lindsay Lohan is Opening a Nightclub
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Surprise Chicken in the Trunk
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Solid TRUMP Groping Melania Costume at a UK Halloween Party
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Alexis Ren in a Bikini
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Hot Slut of the Day….is This Slutty Goddess
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Emma Stone on Gender Equality…Brat…
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Kristen Dunst – hard Nipple!
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Celebs for Halloween
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Trump on Khloe Monster Kardashian
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Ali Larter in a Pink Dress
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Lizzy Cundy and Her Pussy Flash
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Jessica Lowndes in a Tight Dress with Big Tits
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Corey Feldman is Sorry for Disgracing America
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Kimberly Garner Legs..
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Sluts at an Event
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SOME SLUT IN A DRESS
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Victoria Justice Legs…
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Taylor Swift Has Recruited a New Friend…
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Slutty Things that Jiggle
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Random Tumblr Porn
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Awkward Moments in Cuckolding…
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More Random Tumblr Porn
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Free Cam Girls For YOu To Fall in Love With
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Naked with FLowers
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Asian Sucking 5 Feet of Dick
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Throwback Milla Jovovich Nude
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Hot Naked Chick…
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So Many Hot Naked Girls
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Shower Tits
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Caught in Public
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Romantic Fist of the DAy
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

14

Oct

Ariel Winter Butt Shot of the Day

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This is an interesting take on Ariel Winter, the 18 year old round faced, round bodied, round titty thanks to getting them rebuilt due to being sloppy as fuck at a young age….In some fetish boots, titty out, spread legged from a low angle to not make her look like the fat keebler elf she is…you know sold to hollywood by her family and now navigating things on her own..doing it in the best way possible..half naked…even if I am not into her weird shape, I can appreciate a half naked young girl who doesn’t need to be half naked but who is doing it because she wants to…for the fans…that we can safely assume are all creepy old guys that just like the smell of a broken girl’s youthful asshole…they even pay more for that…

If you are more into her spirit animal….Sofia Vergara who raised Ariel Winter when Ariel Winter’s mom was out at the club spending all her Ariel Winter modern family…money when they could because she was under 18….here she is….with her tits…looking pregnant…

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Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2016

14

Oct

Britney Spears in Shorts of the Day

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Britney Spears is in shorts. Who gives a fuck.

Anyone who is into seeing a Britney Spears now, not a Britney Spears then, has their priorities all fucked up…because if you’re into a Britney Spears now, for more than just navigating ways to K-Fed her a second time….something that would be so hype you could even jerking off to the idea of it…you’d still be doing that to her first album music videos, not this..you see because fantasies often times get ruined by reality…something I experience every time I open my eyes during sex.

Everyone knows K-Fedding her would be impossible, her team of handlers, including her parents have their grip on her…and won’t fucking let go…