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2017

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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That said, girls get mad at me because I call all girls fat – even skinny girls…but I always say – you should see the girl I SEXT she’s like legit a MONSTER….but she sticks things in her ass, does what she’s told, and from the right angle, a close up anus shot, it’s enough to keep me coming back..in a take what I can get kind of way….

It’s just different than all these social media people we are raped by against our will every fucking day….they are all the same, edited the same, face filters the same…give me a monster over them any day…I figure it’s better to go for the monsters than to develop other weird fetishes…like illegal or violent things…because MONSTERS are people too…

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Look a Whore in a Bikini – Then Not in a Bikini
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Guatamalan WOman Gives Birth for Amy Smart
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1960 Maserati GT SPYDER is Amazing
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Weird Sludge Experiment
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2 Van Gogh Paintings Stolen
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Gwyneth Paltrow Doesn’t Give me Boners
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Trick to Never Lose Car in Parking Lot
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Dad Exploits his 4 Year Old for Youtube Views and Fame
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Chelsea Handler Shames Melania Trump..
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2017

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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Some dude called me and threatened me…he called me and said he would find me and kill me….

This is what I wrote back:

You know it turns me on when you threaten me daddy. Tell me you’re gonna come over again…it’ll make me cum so hard. tell me you’re gonna lock me on the basement and rape my mouth like you were my dad….you’re so hot right now…you know I want your twink ass especially when you’re such a tough little man…I can’t wait to give you AIDS. This is fucking romance. It is real and it is pure. Make babies in me. Make fucking babies in me

I find great joy in this…it’s like motherfuckers can threaten me with death threats all they want…but the gay rapist always wins…

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Mariah Carey Fish Nets
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Paris Jackson Thinks her Father Was Murdered
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Arianny Celeste in Lingerie
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Jessica Alba Shakes
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Creepy Fucking Dude and His “Grand Mac” Review
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Chris Brown VS Aziz
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Oscars Attempted to get the Right Amount of Negro
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Jojo Cleavage
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Inglorious Bastard Strudel
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Christina Milian Nipples
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Dennis Quaid Denies Animal Abuse
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2017

Jan

Bella Thone Naked Hugging her Knees in a Rape Stance of the Day

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Here’s some classic Bella Thorne…seducing on social media…in everyone’s favorite classic rape pose…you know the hug her knees naked like she’s either done something wrong….or been violated…usually this happens in the bottom of the shower while crying…but in Bella’s case it happens on social media for likes…and the rape is more of a concept, a vague concept…that involves her being violated by the creeps who stare on and her family….who sold her off…and not by some creepy sexual predator who eats children…except maybe that pervert producer at Disney…or some shit…

I’ve been watching her snaps, I don’t know how to download them, but from wresting with fish nets to getting tattoos, to eating chocolate…she’s a fetish….and I understand why websties like this are dead…

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2017

Jan

Byranna Holly’s Suggestive Nude Shoot of the Day

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This is some where’s Waldo shit, but with a little more who’s this Bryanna bitch?…..because Bryanna Holly is a fucking nobody. She’s less than zero, she barely exists, but she was lucky enough to get on instagram early on, so she’s the girl you follow – and don’t know why you follow her…she just had hot pics early on, made the popular page and dated the Jenner who isn’t a little troll pig, who didn’t cut his dick off to become a woman, but who was on The Hills…

She’s blocked me on social media because she doesn’t like me, despite how romantic I am with her…and I don’t really need her to unblock me, I’ve forgotten she existed, because she never quite was…if you know what I mean…but she’ll bust out her fake tits as she pushes 30….you know to remind you she exists…

It’s safe to assume she fucks rich LA people, even if she’s a rich LA person, as she could very well be from a family of rich people…since no one knows who she is….she’s just sort of there…but barely sort of there…no one’s ever bothered investigating..

That’s not to say she’s not hot, worth looking at, or whatever, there are 10,000s of girls who are s hot doing the same shit…it’s just to say that she’s still trying and despite her attempts….is still fucking irrelevant…

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2017

Jan

Irina Shayk Pregnant Crotch Shot and Tit in S Moda of the Day

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At pretty much 50 years old, I wish I could google my mom and find pictures of her on the internet in lingerie while pregnant with me….to jerk off to…

Not because my mom was a Russian hooker who is hot as fuck, she was more of down on her luck, AIDS ridden Mexican hooker in a border town…but she was still my mom…and in being my mom….seeing those big titties she didn’t breast feed me with, but who I remember breast feeding American business men with Lactation fetishes with….today, all these years later…would feel like home..

So not only will Irina Shayk’s kid be richer, better looking, more successful than me….he will also get to fuck everyone and anyone he wants while in the Hollywood house as his parents are on vacation back in Russia…ASSUMING he lives to 16 – and the world doesn’t explode because of RUSSIA…but he will also be able to jerk off to his mom long after she’s dead…thanks to all the whore content this whore has put out in her attempt to get famous and land a rich client she can calL baby dadd and husband like all whores dream of…

This is her pregnancy shoot for you pregnancy before pregnancy looks bad fetishists…

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2017

Jan

Bella Hadid for Vogue Paris of the Day

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Bella Hadid is so fucking boring and she’s got this half dead, probably medicated, because all rich people are fucking weird, especially when they have model fucking, sugar daddy, dads like hers….

The fact that she’s a model is silly, ridiculous even. She’s not all that hot and I don’t think being an interesting ethnic ambiguous model with a more popular sister is enough reason to book jobs or book Vogue..

But apparently, you can buy your career that is hardly a career, bitch stands in front of a camera and makes “serious faces”…it’s more of a joke that she gets paid by brands for this shit..

But I guess being from a superficial, trashy, tacky, but rich family makes her realize the only thing that matters is establishing a modeling career…an audience….it makes all these narcissists that are her disgusting parents feel good about their genetics…despite all the face injections she has…

So instead of putting her through school…because instagram followers…matter…and when you’re already rich, just do nothing instead of something…who needs an education or to contribute to society…just perpetuate the vapid mindset of everyone and cash the fuck in….

It’s only amazing, because she’s really not that hot..but nothing seems to make sense in this world of clickbait…and this is just the human version of that…

SO IN MORE INTERESTING SHAMELESS OUTFIT CHOICES…she’s in France for Fashion week and I guess this is one of her parties she attended in a see through dress to make some noise…and the party photographer captured just how fuck injected her face actually is…but with tits out to make WEEKNDS jealous…who cares about how overrated she may be..

Young girls – titties everywhere…it’s a good movement…

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2017

Jan

Nina Agdal Fucks Leo with a Strap On and Models Bathing Suits of the Day

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Nina Agdal is some big and burly, possibly intersex, model from the internet, or from Sports Illustrated, who has done very little of substance in her career, but not in terms of dicks she’s put in her vagina along the way, because there are some many less downs syndrome faces, with hotter bodies, who may not be in Sports Illustrated Swim, a magazine with a lot of hype, but not a lot of substance, at least not in terms of the models or the shoots they book the last 5 years since internet has taken over….but who still put the names of some girls on the map…at least enough to be Kate Upton, or to marry pro athletes, or to get invited to events…like it’s a credibility, they are actual “published models” for a mainstream brand – that may not matter – but that still has the strength of it’s brand name behind them…

Now, I’m going to assume Agdal, who thinks she’s the biggest deal ever, but who is really garbage, I’ve seen her in person and know, she’s real garbage…probably makes 100,000 dollars a year as a model, but so much more in her escorting, you know fucking rich guys who pay her bills that she pretends isn’t escorting….

But we all know she doesn’t matter but matters enough to get in with Leo DiCaprio, who credible sources have told me fucks dudes, which makes sense, allowing her to increase her profile as everyone likes the celeb association…and here she is pushing 30, trying to get pregnant by a rich guy like Irina, while being totally uninspiring, boring, garbage…throw her out like a newborn at prom…yet she remains here….the worst.

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2017

Jan

Andreea Diaconu for Agent Provocateur of the Day

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Andreea Diaconu is some Romanian model. A little gypsy like the gypsy I once tried to fuck…straight from the mean streets of Bucharest, in Montreal for some college exchange….who made it very clear when she was reading my fortune that she would not be sitting on my face at any time in our relationship but I could buy her things like dinner and clothing and take her on vacation…and she wasn’t Adreea Diaconu hot…she wasn’t a Victoria’s Secret model found at the age of 11…she was some chubby thing with a lot of Romanian facial hair…but I have no standards…and youth always prevails…

Now this post isn’t about my opinion on Romanians Gypsies or how weird they are in their attempt to scam…it’s not even to say that this tall half naked creature is on some scam…as everyones a fucking scam..

It’s to say that it’s nice to see her protest the evil mall brand lingerie company that gave her that start..and partner up with the Sex Pistol, high end, french inspired, also a mall brand, but a LUXURY mall brand lingerie brand…probably part owned by Victoria’s Secret, but like Gypsies, big business are fucking scammers too….

That said, I do like this shoot, as I always do with Agent Provocateur…They do good stuff…

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2017

Jan

Olivia Holt in a Bikini of the Day

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Olivia Holt is a Disney Starlet who is 19…straight from the means streets of Mississippi…sold to the executives at Disney who either molested her as you’d assume they do when they cast these girls….you know you have to be some kind of fucking pervert to want to work so closely with kids…in what may not even be seen as work..up on some Michael Jackson kick..where the parents are just so eager to sign that contract…they don’t care what you do to the kid as long as those checks come in…

But I could be wrong, maybe she wasn’t sold, maybe she’s totally normal at 19, with great parents who just want her to do the things she likes doing, because every single child star before her have been so down to earth, classy, decent…and not spoiled, entitled, pieces of shit egos who luckily blew themselves up along the way

She’s in a bikini seflie, nothing wrong with that.

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2017

Jan

Joy Corrigan on the Beach TITTIES of the Day

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Her name is Joy Corrigan, she’s a Florida based model, probably a sugar baby, but then again who isn’t a sugar baby in this internet generation of wanting to live the rich life, and figuring you can stomach banging a 50 year old in exchange for a good life, is worth it – because you get great pics for your instagram…especially when you look at Joy Corrigan..

I mean sure, you could argue she was a hooters waitress who took the wrong road…creating following, having access, being a scenester, and living a great life doing bullshit photoshoots all day…for brands who actually pay her enough that she doesn’t need a sugar baby…because we prefer girls with low standards who feed us chicken wings…

But she’s still the less successful bootleg version of Charlotte McKinney, trying to make it….both from the same Florida Trash community and modeling agency that sold them off to the New York agency that figured they could montetize trashy girls with big tits more than tall skinny twink models they are used to pushing, because America is trash and love these trashy blonde girls…..THE DONALD TRUMPS OF MODELS…

All the trailer park dwelling, truck driving, walmart working, meat and potato eating, American Idol watching, middle of the road, uneducated, trash fucking love tits…so they exist..

I’ve actually been watching her social media / snapchat of this paparazzi shoot….and she’s not all that bad…I feel like I know her….Not because I’ve met her in Art Basel and hung out with her – only to discover that despite dating old guys – she’s really kind of sweet, thin, rocking huge fake tits and unlike most Florida trash…but still at the beach, in bikinis, friendly with other Florida instagram models like Charlotte McKinney….But because all these girls are interchangeable…

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