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2017

23

Jan

Suki Waterhouse Nipples of the Day

Brad Cooper’s ex girlfriend who was a fake model, more a rich kid with the right group of friends, skinny, but dumpy despite being skinny, we call them SLIM FATS, I call her the gateway to her younger and hotter sisters, but either way, she still exists, she still tries to get out there in the paparazzi, she still fucks with actual celebrities, and in Hollywood, or acting across the board being full of shit, she gets work…

But I just see sloppy – sloppy seconds, even when showing her nipples….and just a bigger and better endorsement of why dude knocked up Irina Shayk…it’s like this one was fine at 20 when she looked 14 and spoke to pervert fantasies…but today..with nipples and all…she’s pretty fucking dull….

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2017

23

Jan

Shay Mitchell’s Instagram Modeling of the Day

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Shay Mitchell took an outdoor shower – because she’s now a luxury traveler on her instagram – producing content like all these other luxury traveler instagram whores – only instead of doing it on some dude from Dubai who shits on her chest – she does it off her celebrity….because she’s on TV…has a big instagram following….and all these brands, hotels, airlines, want her audience buying their shit…leading to a pretty good life for an already rich kid from Canada…who like Drake, tricked America into giving her all kinds of money in their entertainment industry – despite Trump’s wishes…of making America great, giving America jobs, and other shit he’s fighting…despite his wife…your first lady being an import….who signed up for the nice apartment, purses, etc…and not this presidential shit…

Either way, Shay Mitchell back is as hot as the 1000s of other outdoor shower pics posted today but girls trying to become travel bloggers – but who don’t have the Shay Mitchell being on TV celebrity behind them….

Fascinating…if you can jerk off to a bitch having her pic taken while topless and showering…

Posted in:SFW|Shay Mitchell

2017

23

Jan

Kylie Jenner Tits in a Lame Photoshoot of the Day

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Kylie Jenner has a mooch friend who takes slutty pics of her…and that mooch friend…just by being associated with Kylie Jenner has been able to take her instagram level photography to the fashion magazines that don’t actually care about content…but rather about followers, about who their friends are, and that’s really how it’s always been…

I feel like the quality of content 10 years ago was a little more scrutinized, meaning the friends of the famous people, were people with an actual skill, who were actually good, who had to put their money where their mouth is, and produce quality to get the respect….they may have been groupie, opportunist, suck up mooches…good marketers because people have always been half retard….but were more than just some garbage fame whore’s personal instagram photographer…

But I could be wrong….

I just know that if she was a real artist, this series would be more about Kylie’s asshole…something I’d actually want to see, not because it’s art…but because I like Horror….and gore…and assume that in her ass implant surgeries she had her asshole removed…to fuel making her ass itself bigger and bigger…like a water balloon filled with shit…

Fantasies.

Posted in:Kylie Jenner|SFW

2017

23

Jan

Kirsten Dunst – Old Lady Tits of the Day

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Kirsten Dunst is at Sundance with her tits any 35 year old will remember loving for a period of time in the late 90s, maybe early 2000s, they were so big on her small frame…a magical titty experience…the Em Rat Cow of her generation – but more interesting….

Well, I guess she’s on a comeback tour, she’s made a comeback, she’s back in the mix and back on TV…

So despite not being a fresh face, or really anything fresh, if anything, has seen much better days, years, even decades…she’s old, tired, washed up…she’s been eaten up and spat out by the entertainment industry many times, leading to rehab at least once or twice, and for some reason, never to an orthodontist….and she’s rich and fucking amazing…

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2017

23

Jan

Memories of Jennifer Love Hewitt of the Day

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Jennifer Love Hewitt lives…but she probably should just be a memory based on the sheer size of her….

The magnitude of her career, the skinny girl with big tits, who became the big girl with tits proportionate to the rest of her….

The thighs…that can crush watermelons – but not as much as they crush dreams…not to watermelon reference her big tits are useful now that she looks like a watermelon….not to mention….she’d rather be eating the watermelons…with deep fried with chocolate on them….watermelons….

Posted in:Jennifer Love Hewitt|SFW

2017

23

Jan

Gwyneth Paltrow for the Foot Fetishists of the Day

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Gwyneth Paltrow is the worst…but This is porn to someone…

Someone with a foot fetish…because I can’t imagine anyone ever jerking off to Gwyneth Paltrow…not her husband, her boyfriends over the years, not Brad Pitt, or whoever else this rich Hollywood brat has let in her like it was a Jade Egg, before she knew about Jade Eggs because she was just a rich kid party slut trying to figure out the best scam to feed her fucking ego…

But maybe there’s someone out there who’s jerked off to her…but I think the star of this shoot is her feet – and the only people who will care are a handful of women’s march girls who need a dick in their ass…and…they don’t matter to us…so it’s for the foot fetishists…

I wonder where those nasty little toes have been inserted over the course of her career…

Posted in:gwyneth paltrow|SFW

2017

23

Jan

Shakira in Hispanic Cosmo of the Day

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I don’t know when these Shakira pics were taken, I don’t know if they are of a 40 year old, post pregnancy Shakira that are what she currently looks like….I don’t know if they are a 40 year old, post pregnancy Shakira edited down, like they look like they are…there’s no way a 40 year old mom looks like this, but then again she is Colombian and they do rot better…so you never know….I like to think they are pulled from the archives and are just a version of her because she’s fat and eating cake in her castle somewhere…but whatever they are…they feature her bare feet and as someone who knows foot fetishists…and we all know how weird they are…making this better than spread open asshole pics of her….

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2017

23

Jan

Jessica Alba Shakes her Hip of the Day

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This is porn to someone…

Someone with a Mexican celebrity from the 90s who was cast as the hot chick in everything she did – before making a bunch of babies to lock a dude in – but managed to maintain being hot – before turning into a billionaire but attaching herself to some brand that’s worth billions – despite being dog shit…

Kinda like her acting skills…dog shit…

Because life works out for people who are hot..

LOOK AT THAT MOM BODY GOOOOOOOOOO

Makes me want to breast feed…

Posted in:Jessica Alba|SFW

2017

23

Jan

Dioni Tabbers Topless Shoot for Nicholas Routzen of the Day

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Dioni Tabbers is apparently and actual model and who can really tell. With all these bitches protesting trump instead of focusing on the rich guys they fuck, marry, have kids with, because being a sugar baby no only leads to potentially being the first lady, but also comes with luxuries like nannies, maids, and chefs…allowing them to pretend to have purpose doing other thigns…

Sure, maybe Dioni Tabbers isn’ta sugar baby..but that’s doubtful, not only is she signed to TRUMP MODELS…the modeling agency your President uses to recruit blowjobs…an escort agency like all model agencies….but she’s also a model…

Showing her tits…

This is the model version of a tinder profile…in a LOOK AT ME…BOOK ME TO BE YOUR WIFE…

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2017

23

Jan

Kendall Jenner and Bella Hadid See Through in Paris for Fashion Week of the Day

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I know this isn’t about Trump, or the Women’s march…where women everywhere came together and were activists together because I guess it was more fun that doing the dishes, laundry, cooking dinner….

Where husbands everywhere were forced to eat take out, while listening to the women in their life spew some shit about equality…even though that’s got nothing to do with Trump, or the fact he grabs pussy, because clearly all these bitches like money, and having their pussies grabbed, making them seem totally delusional to pretend to be offended by it…but I guess delusion is the way things work….especially when actors, who are the most delusional greety, narcissist pigs, trying to relate to the people…terrible…

So the little pigs who objectify themselves, and know the value of tits, like Bella and Kendall thanks to their dads being well…not Kendalls, being rich guys who fuck hookers who become their moms…continuing to breed “look pretty, hang out with other rich people, enjoy life”…..

So mesh shirts…not telling trump to suck their dicks…as politics are always boring and tits aren’t…is what we should focus on…

Little rich slut…dreams..