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2017

23

Jan

Abbey Lee Kershaw Topless in an American Flag of the Day

Freedom has been attacked, the site was hacked…probably by the same Russians who dictated your election win – according to all you protesting bitches…

But America, or this site, like Abbey Lee Kershaw..is not American….or that women’s march that was futile, except in making women feel like there are other whining women…who they managed to organize meeting….but will likely do nothing with other than whine, and maybe talk about boys with….

I think getting hacked must be part of that Women’s March…who hate people who celebrate sluts…like me….but that could be me being paranoid…sure women can organize get togethers…but can they inject my site with porn spam…I don’t know…I’m sticking to the Russians…

Sure this whole Trump is boring, despite impacting the world thanks to America being the center of the world until China and Russia take over…but I like to think all that noise doesn’t really matter…But a topless Australian in an American Flag dress does…today….and everyday…from this day forward…inspiring…

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2017

23

Jan

Sea Lion VS CAr and Other Videos of the Day

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DJ of the Day

Tough Guy of the Day

Hillary Catches Bill Scoping Melania

Too Drunk to Ski

The Lego Train

Terrible Car Accident

Cheating Husband of the Day

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2017

23

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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We were hacked – we back.

My favorite thing about the Trump presidency is reading about it all day on Social Media…

It’s something that may turn people, even the narcissists, away from social media, because we just want to live man….

We just want meme’s and bad jokes…

We don’t need to listen to anyone argue that Trump presidency is not a really good troll, even the supporters who hate the traditional government know that….it’s a beacon of hope to all social media influencers and celebrities….who have enough followers on their shit…but just need that presidential power…to be a king or queen of the country….to validate their butt selfies…

So fingers crossed, the legacy of the Trump Presidency won’t be the insane denial of global warming, allowing America coastlines to flood…but it will be the fall of Facebook…the actual devil in our society….THEY ARE WATCHING US….

But Even Mark Zuckerberg and the guy who created UBER want FB fun….

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That said…I also love seeing the Social Justice Warriors ripping apart Baron trump, the same “progressive and inclusive” people mocking a kid….and I also love the Social Justice Warrior I spoke to yesterday who called me a Faggot…really? a Faggot…I thought that was on the anti-bullying, Social Justice Warrior list of words we can’t use….

The whole thing is dumb….and gets in the way of my sexting…which is really the only thing I know..

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Beiber Doesn’t Like The Weeknd’s Music – Because He’s Fucking His Girl
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Does Hand Sanitzer Do More Harm Than Good
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Trey Songs Rapes Keke Palmer
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Chris Evans Pranks Comic Fans
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Frisbee On Frozen Ice is Awesome
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Kat Del TORO Tight Dress
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The Best Use of Color in Movies of ALL TIME
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Back to the Future with Blood
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Wild Orangutan Using a Saw…
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2017

20

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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The main thing I love about an egotistical, delusional, coddled, rich, annoying celebrity from Reality TV becoming your New President – is that people are protesting him being their president – while he’s still their president…and those people are hilarious to piss off…

The other things I like include the fact that we all know Trump was trolling when all this happened, and rolled with it…a publicity stunt turned into a presidency…thanks to celebrity and the media….which is so insane if you think about it…

The last thing is that there will be 4 years of self serving comedic gold, and really maybe more, it’s a big family and they are in….and could be in for a long time…all because they have marketed themselves to Jerry Springer’s audience as rich…coupled with them not being Hilary Clinton…

The whole thing, as a Canadian is funny, terrifying, insane, legendary….and ultimately very fucking boring…

That’s why I like to spend my time talking a girl through her peeing…you know telling her how hard to wipe so paper sticks to her pussy hair…you know…the things that count..

Like seeing stripper friends and strip clubs who give me discounted lap dances, 2 for 1 motherfucker, thanks to being the internet celebrity no one knows or cares about that I am…

Because Masturbating to the inauguration is a challenge that only comes every four years….

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Padma Lashki on Hot Ones
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Lindsay Pelas Brings Out the Nipples
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Hilary Duff’s New Pussy
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Julianne Hough – Leggings
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The Man Behind Comic Sans
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Roberta Flack’s House
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The Cat Who Knows What He Wants
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Andriana Lima in Dress
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The World’s Fastest Ship
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Some Amanda Holden Chick’s Hard Nipples
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Amber Heard – Gold Digger Nipples
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Kara Del Toro in a Tight Dress of the Day
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Some Random Model named Clara Alonso
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How an Igloo Keeps You Warm
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Sluts at the XXX Premiere
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Alison Brie in Sundance of the Day
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Carmella Rose – Ass
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Avoiding Two Moose
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Why Kanye Wasn’t Singing at Inauguration
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Kristen Stewart Co Authored a paper on AI
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Brittney White is Black in a Red Bikini
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Slut of the Party
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Topless barbara Palvin
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Carrie Fisher Erotica from the 80s
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Topless CHick Named Emma Glover
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2017

20

Jan

Victoria’s Secret Girls Doing Photoshoots of the DAy

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These models look like hookers..

Because they are…

That’s all I have to say about that…

No wait….I’ll add…that they aren’t even that hot, stop buying into the hype, they are the Donald Trump version of models….the ones marketed hard to us – but are they actually the best ones to jerk off to…NO…

The answer is no…

Now that’s all I have to say about that…

Oh and they are all titty models, with titty pics on other sites, for other magazines, because tits mean they are legit…only they aren’t showing their tits…they are just frolicking around in panties…when you know the brand could say stick this stick of butter in your asshole…ok now stick this large candle in your asshole…ok now try this fire extinguisher….it’s for the sake of the brand…a brand that pays you a lot of money and makes you relevant and matter….but they probably do that, not in public, they have a brand to protect….a garbage made in China anti-AMerican but at least they don’t use fat models, brand to protect…

Now that’s all I have to say about that…

OK FINE..THEY ARE HOT…FUCK YOU ALL….

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2017

20

Jan

Bella Thorne Pretends She Knows How To Read of the Day

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Bella Thorne, a high school drop out, we assume, has the ability to even make reading a slutty selfie opportunity….as she shows off leg…ass..and bra….learning her lines…the way her parents beat into her on their quest to use her as a retirement plan…that apparently has worked for everyone involved so far…from us, to them, to her…but that we all know the real victim in all this is Bella Thorne…the sacrifice that is currently high rolling – but the second she falls off – will fall off so hard…possibly dying prematurely…as Lindsay Lohan did before her…There’s a lifespan to this shit..so take it in…today she makes reading slutty..and today this is what matters…I never care when the hooker, sex worker, child star, abused person cracks…I like them when they are bringing the gold…or in this case…the pussy.

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2017

20

Jan

Victoria Kosenkova for Vogue Russia of the Day

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I don’t know who Victoria Kosenkova is. I didn’t even bother googling her…but I do know that she’s wonderful…because she knows the right way to present herself to the world…an angel really….who doesn’t want to get sent back to some war torn, cold water flat, she was exported from by the sex traffickers who help her escape in exchange for her services…

Unless she’s American, because you know these names like Kosenkova could be born in America…despite what people like TRUMP want…I mean…he prefers his Russian sex workers…peeing on him when they are still illegals…

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2017

20

Jan

Elle Fanning Elle UK of the Day

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Elle Fanning is some hipster looking rich kid – who is not only from a rich family thanks to her family, but also a rich kid thanks to her family whoring her out…

This is for some magaizne…because she’s in movies and is very important in a world that only cares about the co-signs or the other people who like them – so that they must be great…s

People are very in to Elle Fanning, at least I think they are – because her name comes up all the time in the media, and in movie credits, like she exists, she’s a real fucking entity, that people must actually like, I mean why else would she be all over the place, oh right, maybe the media is paid off by the movie companies her parents sold her to, or maybe she’s got the right last name to leverage thanks to all the sacrifices her sister made for her, and maybe they are playing that angle properly knowing how this media shit works, up on some Olsen Sister who isn’t one of the twins hustle…all a youthful round ass

Point being – these are boring pics – but I have confidence somewhere someone is jerking off to it.

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2017

20

Jan

Sara Underwood’s Landscape of the Day

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Sara Underwood knows how to take a landscape photo….and basically turn it into a self indulgent, trashy, narcissistic experience…

It’s like here’s a beautiful natural setting…in a Country that is doomed….let me pose in front of in in lingerie, flashing my ass, in a night gown, fingering banging myself…because I’m an egotistical cunt who did playboy at 18….and has carried that as hard and as far as she can..

I am not against Sara Jean, the fact she banged Seacrest, or her hustle…I find it funny….and it reminds me of the cover of a romance novel, or cheesy pin-up glamour model calendars you find in the car wash…

I will look at a nice juicy ass anywhere…but this never ending touring from coast to coast, mountain to mountain is so ridiculous you kind of have to just laugh and love it..

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2017

20

Jan

Alessandra Ambrosio in Leggings of the Day

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Alessandra Amrbosio may be old as fuck, played the fuck out, a mom….on contract with the evil empire panty company…but still delivering the goods in her bikini …or under…showing off her fit for anyone not just an old mom body and her fake tits and it’s almost a wonderful thing, just not for anyone who is married to a 35 year old who knows this isn’t quite how things look for them…

She’s in fitness pants and I’m trying to stare at her vagina – crotch – definition – you know all that meat – stuffed into her pants…only to be broadcast to the world of perverts who love seeing how being skinny allows the child birth sag to really shine…in leggings.

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