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2023

15

Sep

Ariel Winter Cowgirl of the Day

Fat titty Ariel Winter, a child star who you know is broken at her core from being a child star, thanks to being exploited by an industry that people dream about being a part of, because it’s overly hyped, but that everyone part of it hate being part of it, without realizing that they’re coddled, spoiled and rich because of it and a life outside of that would be hell for them but they are spoiled fucks who would rather complain.

Anyway, the girl has basically been retired, pretty much getting fatter and fatter in her retirement, but the people have sexualized her tits since they were slowly budding before she violently cut them off, only for them to grow back.

Anyway, this is her dressed country, on the porch, doing the whole Cracker Barrel wholesome chicken fried steak bullshit…and I guess she’s less fat that normal, or maybe that’s just a big chair, we’d have to get her on a horse to see if it can support her..

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2023

15

Sep

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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As someone who only has sex or has only had sex with the low budget whores, you know the girls no one else wants and that a broke as like me can afford or appeal to, I am all for the drug store lingerie option that doesn’t require that much money to buy into but still provides a level of whoredom.

We call this accessible lingerie, the kind of lingerie a retard buying her diapers at the drug store can pick up for a night of being naughty….

So here are people being accessible in an era where they pretend accessible, inclusive is the way to live and that there isn’t a hierarchy to society, EVEN Though there is…

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2023

15

Sep

Happy Friday of the Day

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One of my pet peeves is when people say “Happy Friday”….so when they do, I instinctively want to tell them to fuck right off…

That said, this Happy Friday post speaks to that.

Welcome to the NEW WORLD…

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2023

14

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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Life may suck….your life may suck…society may suck….the world may be retarded…the people in the world retarded….but you just gotta try to have small wins each day man….like a tyranny stretching his neo vagina out…one dilator at a time…..until one day being gaping enough to take the big cock…

I bring you all the words of wisdom….that’s why you love.

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2023

14

Sep

Rita Ora Bathtub Boots of the Day

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Rita Ora posted slutty pics in the bathroom, better than pics of her having violent shits in the bathroom, which is probably what goes on in her bathroom more often than slutty posing….unless you’re a scat fan….

So lucky for us non-scat fans…who find shit vile….this is a better use of a bathroom….

To a scat fan, a bathroom without shit is a bathroom they want nothing to do with…

All this to say, where are the tits!

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2023

14

Sep

Slutty Shania Twain of the Day

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Simmer down grandma…..

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2023

14

Sep

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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Everyone love assholes, not just fags who use the asshole like a pussy, or Christians who want to stay virgins til marriage, or Greeks….but EVERYONE….

I am a victim of asshole worship too, it was probably the parasites in my brain telling me the asshole was some coveted orifice and that if I didn’t get to see the asshole in nude I was scoring, then the nude didn’t count…like the asshole was the top of the fucking food chain…

Yet, back when I was 15 or 16 and the bros would talk about eating girl ass, you’d think that it was probably a gross thing to do due to the shit…but fast forward decades and here you are…asking for fecal matter to enter your fucking bloodstream like it’s not full of e.coli..

Anyway….thongs do a bad job covering asshole in a world of asshole obsession and I’m pretty sure it’s all parasite driven…ASSHOLE ON THE BRAIN…WORMS IN THE BRAINS…

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2023

14

Sep

Tinashe Got the Pussy Tape On of the Day

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I don’t know who the fuck Tinashe is….but her name rhymes with “Who The Fuck is She” which is probably about as profound as her lyrics, since I assume she’s a singer or rapper, in this world that lacks culture, quality, emotion, soul, spirit….that’s filled with mindless zombie retards on the fucking nod, or at least on anti-depressants that might as well is the nod….you’d think that a retard like me would have a little more success manipulating their half retard minds…yet here I am sucking at life….all while sitting on gold lyrics like “Tinashe, who The Fuck is She”…

It doesn’t matter who Tinashe is, she’s doing the Electric Tape project, which was a thing about 10 years ago on social media, where a dude would tape up all the whores in skimpy outfits made out of tape. I think the Kardashians even did it.

For some reason, I call a lack of originality, that shit is trickling into the mainstream, popping up at fashion week and now at the VMAS…where tits and pussy get taped…..

The tits look good, the pussy probably better off taped, you know to keep the demons inside from reaching their arms out of it to grab a cocktail at the open bar event…

Let’s just hope she removes the tape in slow motion on video…as part of some exclusive content feed…because if you’re going to tape your pussy shut like some sort of submissive weirdo, document the UNBOXING….in all it’s ripping the pussy apart glory….

All this to say, racy outfit, luckily the kids aren’t watching the VMAs like they did when it was influential, they are too busy watching rape porn….or cutting off their tits and dicks…

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2023

14

Sep

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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Titty Drops….

In the competitive world of being a woman, which is really the pressure they put on each other to live up to their own ideals of what men actually want….

Sometimes their only super power to win in the battle of being a woman, is the tits since they all have a pussy they are willing to use for the right opportunity.

So the Titty Drop is a venue for these chicks to fight it out based on who has the hotter tits, the bouncier tits, the most fun tits, the most creative and being flashed tits….

It’s a place where they go head to head, or tit to tit, to say “Look at me, give me the attention, subscribe to my feed, jerk off to me, not that other bitch”.

Unless it’s just hive mind shit, where girls see other girls having fun doing it so they hop on, but that’s always because they think they can do it better, since the girls who don’t think they can do it better don’t bother….

So here’s some ego tits trying to win our hearts and I LIKE IT…

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2023

14

Sep

Shitney Cummings Aint Got No Pants On of the Day

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Shitney Cummings is a scam, at least according to me, which is meaningless since I am not an authority on anything, my criticism of celebrity culture and the whores that partake in celebrity culture is not accredited, licensed, or authoritative…I’m the same a fat angry lesbian leaving a mean comment on instagram, only this idiot pays to host his own fucking website that doesn’t make money to do it….all while setting myself up for lawsuits when these whores decide to come after me for calling them whores, since they aren’t official whores and that’s defamation, even if I see it as doing my satirical commentary as a commedian of the internet…that no one considers funny, or comedic…..

But yeah, I don’t think Shitney is funny, I think she was a slutty chick trying to make it, saw that comedy was an easy way in, like when girls who can sing do country music and rise to the top, she leveraged it to great heights, with her TV shows that were hits, so she obviously knows something about the retard mind she manipulates….

Despite being rich, successful and an icon in her own opinion of herself, she does low level internet content, probably runs an Onlyfans as s comedic hook, cash grab, cuz you can never have too much money….and despite being pregnant she still brings the nudes she likes bringing….because that’s how exhibitionists work….

So she’s sexualizing the whole getting knocked up, having sex come to completion, despite being 100 fucking years old, with a uterus you’d otherwise thought was dead….but I guess we’ll see how dead it is if the kid comes out autistic or retarded….

Either way, PREGNANCY NUDES…inappropriate and vulgar, which I think is her whole comedic hook to begin with, so it all makes sense!

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