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Rita Ora’s Rockin Body of the Day

Katy Perry Tucks her Titties in her Boxers of the Day

Megan Fox Titties Going Viral of the Day

Dua Lipa Doing Ballerina Shit of the Day

Sabrina Carpenter Strips Down for SKIMS of the Day

2016

Oct

Guinevere Van Seenus Naked for VOGUE of the Day

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Vogue understand fashion….it comes in the form of getting bitches like this Guinevere Van Seenus and naked like they were some kind of predator man, promising her the good life, the stamp of approval, access to all things she hopes and dreams, so long as she pulls out them tits…

It’s the basic – girl wants a good life, opportunity, money, success….the approval and praise of the masses, and the magazine, is the man who can give it to her…and her willingness to get naked is there, especially under the pretence of it being art, when it’s really just advertising…is key…

Good job Van Seenus…the penis…pleaser…even when the penis is a magazine…the figurative man…in this patriarchy…that can make a life out of sluts…for sluts…because the man / magazine is the one making all the money from this…silly models…and their silly hard faces…rockin’ some tit…

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2016

Oct

Bella Thorne’s Hickey and Tfor her 19th Birthday of the Day

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Apparently, Bella Thorne is 19 now, and to mark the day, she got herself a septum ring…a little bull ring…because it’s trendy, she’s edgy, things are so exciting…so she’s gotta document it…She posted the video, that at least a million people have seen, a handful have jerked off to, because that’s the crowd she has…

It all went down when she was rocking a massive hickey, because that’s just what naughty girls from Florida who are trying to find their way in the world, as the last hope for their family to make it in entertainment…so do things as exhibitionist, perverted, but not too perverted, just perverted enough because she’s 18 and dudes love that shit….only she’s turned 19…and dudes are on to find the next 18 year old to obsess over…her window may be done…but she can’t have that…and she won’t…

We live in a world of porned-up kids, who say not to sexualize them, while sexualizing themsevles…as they fuck all day everyday…and advertise the battle wounds…because it’s street cred to the fuck generation…while us creepers look on dick in hand wondering where it all went wrong…right..

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2016

Oct

Portia Doubleday Shower Picture of the DAy

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Portia Doubleday is not related to Portia de Rossi – who is better known as Ellen’s sugarbaby, who realizes if you let a pitch eat your ass every couple of days, and you don’t act up, you don’t need to suck cock to get movie and TV roles, you just need to lay back, take it all in, and live off the Ellen money…

This Porta is from MR ROBOT, a show people seem to like, but that I’ve never seen because TV rots your soul and is generally shit, but I appreciate that she’s clever enough to post shower pics to matter as much as she can – while eyes are on her and dudes are watching the show thinking…”who’s this new 28 year old pussy”…”I just want to grab it”…

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2016

Oct

Elsa Hosk Produced Beyonce Cameltoe Video of the Day

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Hi, my name is Jesus Martinez, and I’d like to take you on a journey I call the social media vortex…

It all started when someone linked me to a picture in my DIRECT messages of FACEBOOK, I clicked the link and ended up on David Bellemere page. He is a french photographer who takes nude pics of models and who went semi “viral” leading to a career working for Victoria’s Secret.

The picture was this picture of Elsa Hosk…a model for Victoria’s Secret, done for Victoria’s Secret, that looked like a typical instagram style photo…because nothing is original..nothing is art…everything played out….but Elsa Hosk is hot, cheesy but hot and the first thing she posted was a video she shot of Beyonce’s pussy, that she’d grab her right in the pussy, and that if she was a man shooting this erotica…would be arrested…but as a model…who gets naked…it’s like the hooker bringing the hooker into her hooking tactics…

And that is my interent social media vortex -experience of the day..

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2016

Oct

Serena WIlliams HalButt in a High Concept Instagram Style Photoshoot of the Day

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Here’s everyone’s favorite black tennis star disrupting the world of fashion or instgran fashion where everyone is a “model” with her body positive, love yourself enough, despite all your muscles that aren’t very pretty, exhibitionist slut behavior, like she disrupted the tennis industry back when black people weren’t allowed into tennis clubs….

I’m convinced that she’s genetically a man, if DNA testing happened, she would be a man…I know, I know it’s not that there are genders anymore, we are all one gender, but that in the time, when there were genders, her dad had to come up with a clever way to succeed at a woman’s sport that could actually make money…and that wouldn’t even notice the gender issue – because they were too distracted by the whole black thing, or the fact that there were two of them….we call it a good old fashioned curve ball, and here are her curves..while the dick be tucked…

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2016

Oct

Naked Woman Outside KFC and Other Videos of the Day

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Naked Hindu Monks

Girl Fight in Dayton Ohio

Asian Fitness

Parents Whacked Out of Heroin

Insurance Scammer of the Day

Weird Flexbile Soldier

Two Girls Busted for Shoplifting

Creepy Clown trying to Break In

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2016

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It is Canadian Thanksgiving, because our Harvest is sooner than yours, but that doesn’t mean I won’t spend at least 15 minutes posting pics of famous slits and slots, holes and sluts, doing uninteresting things and reporting it as news..because that’s my life work.

I did watch the presidential debate where Donald Trump clearly destroyed, even if nothing he says means anything, and he’s a totally unlikeable monster who throws out key words, seeing that nerdy, uppity, lie Hillary Clinton scramble being politically correct…while trying to not brag…because no one believes anything Trump says, even that he grabs girls in the pussy, and no one cares he follows Tax laws to not pay taxes, while Clinton just scrambles around….both parties…garbage…

The real funny that is going on is the fat guy in the red shirt on the stage is being fat shamed by everyone on social media, the same social media that was mentioned 10 times in the debate, and if he was a woman…all you uptight people who are mocking him would be up in arms about how wrong it is to fat shame women… the world is fucked.

Which is what makes Canadian Thanksgiving all the more enjoyable…our struggles are where we are going to be selling weed when it’s legal next spring…and whether that woman I saw in a back alley wearing a Nascar jacket taking a piss was a crack whore or just white trash…amongst so many other insignificant issues…

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Paris Hilton’s cleavage for Old TImes
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Petra Ecclestone Selling Spelling Mansion
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Babes – Beer and Burgers
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Sarah Paulson is So Fucking Annoying
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Larry the Cable Guy – Arm Breaks..
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Planet Earth 2- the Trailer
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Power Rangers Trailer…
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2016

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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All I have to say about today is “Grab them by the pussy.”….

It is the one very important quotable lesson your future president TRUMP has said….one that will go down in the books as his most iconic statement…that like President Kennedy before him….should be used to inspire you at you frat party this weekend after you get a girl drunk….or even when you’re walking behind a girl on the street….and that is from the words of Donald Trump…the pervert like you and all men….because he’s just like us…only far fucking more vile, repugnant and disgusting……

“Grab them by the pussy.”

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So “Grab them by the pussy.”…

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Larry the Cable GUy Breaks Arm
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Jessica Alba is a Hooker
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Lindsay Pelas – Huge Tits
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How to Start a Fire with a Pencil
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Surviving Prolonged Space Travel
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Emma Roberts – Skinny LEgs…
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Rihanna Red Dress – Showign Leg…
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Topless Lady Gaga with Kanye
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Maitland Ward Nipple
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Slutty Emily Blunt!
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Sean Penn in Public with his New Slot
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Kanye West on the Art of Staging
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Sexy Slut Eyes IN PICTURES
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Zooey Deschanel in Cosmo
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Bryanna Holly Butt Flash
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Whitney Port Bikini Slut
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Making Chinese Noodles Like a Bitch
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Slut in a Cheesy Fucking Shoot
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Inked Girl Gets Slutty
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Busty Wifey…
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2016

Oct

Donald Trump is Sleazy Pussy Grabbing eof the Day

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So in 2005 – Trump was doing an interview with Access Hollywood drunk Billy Bush, remember him?….and the mic was hot, so he didn’t know his creepy rich and famous, narcissistic, womanizing, model fucking and importing, ideals were being recorded….From exploiting low level workers, not paying taxes, hating Mexicans and Muslims, while trolling the world and forcing them to think they have options in the election while he is actually just endorsing Hilary Clinton with his insanity as he’s jerking off to his daughter because he can’t actually fuck her…that would be wrong…and he’s got morals…knowing she wouldn’t be allowed to divorce…

I think this is a great way to end the week, because he’s hilarious, and says things like “I did try and fuck her. She was married.”

He went onto – “I moved on her like a bitch, but I couldn’t get there. And she was married,” and “Then all of a sudden I see her, she’s now got the big phony tits and everything.”

Then there was the Rape Culture Trigger warning – “You know I’m automatically attracted to beautiful — I just start kissing them,” “It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait.”

And Sugar Daddy, all girls are hookers when you’re that rich “And when you’re a star they let you do it,” Mr. Trump says. “You can do anything.”

In conclusion…the prize quote “Grab them by the pussy.”…

Genius…your next president…is a crazy person…this is just insane…but watching him defend it will be better…..

I know one thing, Hillary Clinton is grabbing her pussy to this…it’s her fucking win….

PS…“Grab them by the pussy.”…

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2016

Oct

Petra Nemcova’s Tsunami Surviving Tits for Florida Big Tits of the Day

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I can’t think of a better tribute, or celebration of the Florida Hurricane that I like to think is the beginning of the end of humanity – thanks to greed and big business destroying the environment….because humanity is primarily fucking disgusting…

Than to post these recent Petra Nemcova charity event tits, because she survived the TSUNAMI…her fiance, not so much, but these tits climbed a fucking tree, all resourceful and communist raised….and that is something I hope all the fat lazy trash in Florida pulled off…unless they are Kim Kardashian…in which case…I hope they have the fate of Nemcova’s fiance who was never seen again..and I guess her tits…are a beacon she busts out hoping to lure him back…cuz he might not actually be dead, living anonymously in Thailand on the beach out of debt…or he’s dead…either way…I’d like Kim K to disappear…

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I suggest donating to any Charity you can, I’m opting for HAITI because they need more help than Americans…

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