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2017

02

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Da

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So much of nothing happened on New Years Eve, because I generally don’t leave my house and I am usually drunk on anything I can get on that is alcoholic….no one sent me New Years Eve pussy pics, no one even wished me a Happy New Year…and I was likely passed out before the New Year Happened….I also didn’t bother looking at social media, because I realize that’s one of the things that ruins every day of the year, figuring the most annoying statuses of idiots reflecting, like shit is their personal memoir or diary…when really all I wanted was the pussy pics..

The fact is that the concept of a new year is a social construct of the new world order, the White Patriarchy, used to oppress us – there’s no reason why a year can’t be 7 years….but this way they can tax us more…right?

New Year, New Me, New Year, Who Dis, New Year Same Me, New Year, I’ll talk all this bullshit for a few days or a week – is just egotistical assholes who think they are important trying to impress each other…

Just shut the fuck up, and show everyone your pussy, we’re all just primates who want to fuck all day, let’s stick to that – rather than confuse things..

I did have something substantial to blog about, but I don’t remember shit, but I do remember to post updates to this site, which is all so fucking weird to me…

Here are some 2017 morning links…exciting…

Mariah Carey Fucked Up New Years Eve
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Daschund Eats a Banana Like a Human
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Azalia Banks – Slaughterd a Chicken in her Apartment
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Doutzen Kroes on all Four in a Bikini
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Celebrities Celebrating New Years Eve…
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iPhone VS Molten ALuminum
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Drunk Don Lemon on CNN….
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ALessandra Ambrosio’s Ass for 2017
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Serena Williams Has a Fat Ass
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You Can Rent George Michael’s Home…and Jerk Off Where He Got AIDS.
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Hot Dance of the Day
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Sandstorm Live – Light Show
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Crashing a Gold Lambo in Poland
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2017

02

Jan

Lea Michele Weird Nude Photo of the Day

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I was wasted the other day and was convinced that I was with Lea Michele, I kept trying to get her to sing to me with her voice of an angel…but it turns out that I was actually with a 40 year old male jewish accountant named Herschel…because you may not be able to tell from this pic…because of the EMOJI…but Lea Michele has testicles..

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2016

30

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s new year’s eve – eve – and I am sure all of you Homos are excited to watch Ryan Seacrest pretending to be Dick Clark’s balls drop…he’s been waiting for puberty to hit his entire life and it will be a big event in the gay community you are a part of…

If there’s anything I’ve learned over the last 50 New Years eves, is that they are overrated, they are a waste of time, they are too much hype, it is too crowded, too many idiots, and getting a cab home in the middle of the freezing cold is always impossible….but it beats staying in and spending it with your wife and her family because they are the worst and I hate them…

The other think I’ve learned is that you can have all the resolutions, or reflections as you want, they won’t change anything and next year will be a repeat of this year, unless something random happens – like you die..

It is not the date on the calendar that defines you and gives you a second chance to benchmark goals you’ll disappoint yourself with, so don’t bother, you’re a loser with loser tendancies…stick to what you’re good at…

Here are the last steplinks of 2016 and really maybe 2017 because I haven’t decided if I should come back to this in 2017 as it is a massive waste of time…

Keep Expectations always low – I know I do…

Astronauts Do the Mannequin Challenge
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Germany Bans VEGAN Sausages
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Madison Beer in a Bikini – Big Tits
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Serena Williams Engaged to Reddit Founder
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Fainting Man on Roller Coaster
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Drake Took J.Lo to Prom
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Lohan On Losing Half Her Finger…
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Ariel Winter Reminds You That Being 18 Makes Fat OK
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Viola Davis – is Rich
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Hilary Duff – Big Cleavage
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Iza Goulart in a Bikini
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Conor Kennedy Arrested for bar Brawl – Rich Kids…Right
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Meme of the Year
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Weird Asian of the Day
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Ashley Greene – Engaged – Thank God
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Martial Art of the Day
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Cheese Shot Glasses
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Goulart in a Bikini
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More Madison Beer Ass in a Bikini
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Bambi Northwood Nipples
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Rockin’ Maxi Pad Lookin’ Cameltoe
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Hot Fucking Body
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Trashy Bitch in Pantyhose
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Amateur Sex Tape Leak
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Big Titty Car Wash
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Girl Stripping Out of Her Outfit
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Worlds Most Dangerous Blowjob
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Trash the Rental…
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

30

Dec

Kate Bosworth is Everything In a Bikini of the Day

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I am a firm believer, after all my years of being an amateur critique of celebrities, models, and famewhores in all of their naked and half naked action…that Kate Bosworth, who must be around 40 years old now…is exactly what all women should look like..

That’s not to say I don’t find other bodies hot, amazing to look at, or even worth trying to have sex with….it is just to say that if every girl in the world, let’s say 4 out of 5 of them…looked like Kate Bosworth, and the other straggler had massive tits…we’d live in a great place filled with joy and happiness and no need for war and hate…

It would be the kind of world I would be happy about going into another year in…not that I am unhappy, I’m more indifferent, hungover, cloudy brained, etc…but I know very little is as good as this Kate Bosworth….

I wonder why she’s not more famous than she is, because really…she is everything..and she even ages hot…Maybe I just like skinny chicks in a world of fat..call me crazy…
that’s crazy…she’s crazy…we’re all fuckin crazy..

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2016

30

Dec

Jessica Lee Buchan South African Titties for Fashion of the Day

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Her name is Jessica Lee Buchan, she’s South African, and like so many South African’s she’s fucking amazing to look at….

She’s got a huge following on social media, yet I’ve never heard of her, which isn’t that crazy a concept, as all these bitches sort of blend into each other, I don’t obsess over them, I don’t even notice their names, I sort of just let them happen…it’s repetitive so why get locked into one girl when there are thousands…literally thousands of beautiful creatures on the outside, even more than thousands considering I’ll fuck anything with a vagina due to low expectations..

That said, as a South African, a white South African, so probably rich, segregated, racist…..and just an amazing mix of hot bodied, resilient Dutch genetics that don’t die of AIDS like all the black people there do….

It’s the land of legless murdering olympians…and Candice Swanepoel….just hot chicks, with hot accents, looking hot….apartheid Nelson Mandela dont’ got nothing on this chick..

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2016

30

Dec

Elizabeth Turner is Lovely of the Day

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I can’t believe that at the end of last year, this Elizabeth Turner, a fresh college grad who had just moved to LA, hit me up asking me to feature her on my website, and I don’t think I did, despite thinking she was hot, because I am an asshole, but more importantly, because I knew her and her all american looks, and all american tits, would make it in the world of Guess?, like an Anna Nicole Smith or Charlotte McKinney, but less whorish and hotter…

So I didn’t bother promoting her, it’s a thankless job even if I did, just ask Em Rat Cow….

But I did follow her, see her grow, and think…”I should have played this different”…

So now, ignored by her as I message her incessantly about how we are friends, how I was there for her early on….I’m doing that post on her, probably not my first post on her since she’s blown up…but a post on her none the less reminding me of my failures in 2016 – that I will make again in 2017…and the wins…of all the other people I am connected to through social media…at least who I follow and who don’t follow me back – because they are users…

All this to say, I like seeing people win, with tits like this, they were born winners..

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2016

30

Dec

Alessandra Ambrosio Checkign Out Dicks on the Beach of the Day

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Here is long toros Alessandra Ambrosio staring at the dick of some dude in tight bathing suit bottoms – because I guess she’s wondering if her old, overrated, overpaid, time to retire, still good enough to want to fuck, because she’s a VS model, you know the kind of girl you’d go to see her touring show in hopes you find her drunk at the bar talking about the glory days at the local dive bar – after all had failed….provided she developed a drug addiction rather than kids with a rich guy…

I am wondering if she’s looking at his cock thinking “did I get him had, can I still get him hard, maybe he’s gay, those shorts say he’s gay…or is it the amazing ass next to me…”.

I’m going with the Amazing ass next to her…because every hooker becomes a den mother one day….here’s to Alessandra Ambrosio aging another year in 2017

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2016

30

Dec

Rose Bertram for Love Magazine of the Day

Fine, I’ll give Love Magazine one more free post – and I won’t even shit on them for delivering 30 useless videos, one for everyday in December, and possibly more, they could have started on Thanksgiving, I can’t be too sure, but I can be sure that it had no context, was just noise that featured popular girls on social media, who you could argue are “it girls”…but I feel we live in an era where there is no such thing as “it girls” as everything just sort of overlaps into one huge ball of feces…including but not limited to these videos..

I don’t give a fuck abotu Rose Bertram, she’s a busty ethnically ambiguous SI Swim model, I didn’t watch the video, but I am posting it, because that’s what mooching other people’s content is all about…so here’s to Mooching more in 2017…

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2016

30

Dec

Gigi Paris Butt Shot of the Day

There are thousands of girls on my instagram, around 7,000 girls on my instagram, who aren’t actually on my instagram, but who I follow because I am a fucking creep – who take better pics, sluttier pics, more naked pics, and have more followers than Gigi Paris…

They are more successful, more interesting, more creative, more amazing than Gigi Paris…

They’ve get work, are younger, tighter, and more amazing than Gigi Paris….

They have hundreds of thousands of followers, but if I told you their names you wouldn’t remember their names, not that I remember their names, but I see them pop up here and there and think “I should do a post on this babe”….but never do..

Yet here I am putting up a pic or two of Gigi Paris…someone who is a virtual unknown, with 50,000 followers, who no one cares about….but I’m lazy…and it’s availble…so why dig for content when it’s emailed to me…right…maybe that will be my resolution for 2017…but I never stick to that shit so why bother..

Especially when the low level shit I recycle is massive hard nipple tits in a sweater…

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2016

30

Dec

Angry Woman Bringing Husband Home and Other Videos of the Day

Naked Homeless Man on a Truck

Reporter Gets Hit in the Balls During an Interview

Big Man on a Mini Bike

Weird Group Suicide – of 8 People Drinking Pesticides

Drunk Pilot Checking In

San Franciso Attempted Murder

Mother and Daughter Taken Out By a Bike

Just Some Men Fighting to Get to the Top of a Wooden Pole

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