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2016

11

Oct

Charli XCX Naked for Snapchat of the Day

Charli XCX posted this nude snap in a baclava with furry ears, because I guess that’s still the mainstream hipster style, even though I thought it was played out and over back in the Springbreaker era of baclavas…and she’s nude…completely nude…her vagina rubbing up on some space ball puff…all spread open and pressed up against it…possibly dripping out got knows what drips out of Chalri XCX…leaving what we used to call a snailtrail when making jokes about amputee women…before we weren’t allowed to joke anymore…

I don’t know what exictes her about this pic, is it her feet for the foot fetishists, I assume it is, because of the pose..and foot fetishists are fucking weirdos who love feet so fucking much they pay chicks off instagram, even chick you probably follow for pics of feet, they are so passionate about the feet…or maybe she likes that her thighs and calves don’t look big…or her tits have a great amount of cleavage in the arm bra…just so much going on…why did she feel compelled to put it out there..

Oh right, she’s barely talented and this is her tactic to get noticed, talked about, appreciated…the fast food of music and art…just fucking empty with no nutritional value or substance…but still naked…yes…still naked…but not the kind of naked any dude likes in a selfie it’s called the cock tease nude selfie she better have a follow up…from behind shot of….

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2016

11

Oct

Hilary Duff Bunny Tail of the Day

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Hilary Duff is thick and strong, and not some dainty little thing, she looks like she’d be great at helping you move, or even at riding your dick thanks to all the strength in those thighs…

She’s got the crossfit body, broad shoulders, big ass, and normally I’d be repulsed by the manliness of the whole thing, but for some reason, I like it on her, I like her power, her mom body, it’s erotic to me…and it confuses me…because I didn’t like her when she was all young and not a power lifter…

I saw this picture of her and her bunnytail in leggings and I though “that is perfect”…maybe it was perfect phone, perfect dichotomy of sweet and fluffy and big and terrifying, but perfect nonetheless…

She also whores herself for Candy Companies and doesn’t let the fans know that she’s being paid to promote the candy in something the FCC is supposed to be cracking down on…give the people a disclaimer – trick…

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2016

11

Oct

Joanna Halpin by Emanuelle Ferrari of the Day

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There was a time when Joanna Halpin is a pretty insignificant model on instagram, but from my experience, the number of instagram followers a model had, didn’t have anything to do with the amount of money she made modelling, because girls who are working models, would theoretically not bother self promoting themselves like a bunch of fucking attention seeking hookers…..but now everyone is a self promoting hooker, because they can only get work as self promoting hookers…

But times have changed…and this one’s got 280,000 followers, in a way she’s gone “viral”…and she shoots with other people who have gone viral like this Emanuelle Ferrari, who I remember having no followers but who now has 350,000 followers, because that’s the world we live in….

So instagram photographer and instagram model…doing big things beyond instagram…thanks to instagram…fascinating how this bullshit works…

This hoot is badminton on tennis courts, and I have a racket sport fetish, and can never get enough girls with rackets, even if the image is semi played the fuck out…

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2016

11

Oct

Katharine McPhee VS the Paparazzi of the Day

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I find it amazing, despite her level of busty, that Katharine McPhee is anyone…or anything…that the paparazzi would follow around…I blame her tits…YAY tits…

I know she was an American Idol winner, or runner up, who went the acting route, rather than the musical Clay Aiken route…but she’s still famous enough to act burdened by the paparazzi, like she’a actually fucking famous..up on superstar…

I blame Simon Cowell for creating this monster, who we can all agree, that with tits ike this, would be better working at the local deli as the girl who was once on American idol like Ruben Studdard…you know eating her failure everyday – that someone being a cunt to the paparzzi…

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Here’s another set of pics of her tits in some Latex Looking outfit…that the cum just drips off

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2016

11

Oct

Bella Thorne Birthday Erotica of the Day

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Bella Thorne is getting pretty aggressive on her social media, I guess it’s safe to say that she’s an exhibitionist and likes to sexualize herself. It was her 19th birthday and she’s all titties everywhere, with a hickey…before hopping into a bikini and grinding the fuck out of her boyfriend, who she’s grinded the fuck out of in paparazzi pictures before, as part of what fills her empty soul on her quest to be as famous as possible is filling her pussy and using them tits, that fitness and a body that looks like it could be a 40 year old divorcee mom having a good time, at the peak of her sex drive…after being imprisoned for 20 years of marraige…all letting loose…after getting new tits…

I don’t know why that is what Bella Thorne reminds me of, I am not sure why Bella Thorne reminds me of anything, or why I know who or what she is, I am not sure why I am doing anything beyond what I am supposed to do…which is stare at the tits..clicking follow and casting her in my movies cuz she looks like she puts out…and old creepy dudes love that in the youth.

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2016

11

Oct

Kylie Jenner’s OFfensive Use of Panties of the Day

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Kylie Jenner is such fucking trash…it’s not a fucking mystery to anyone who looks at her pictures that she’s a mangled, modified by modern science, like her dad…and I guess everyone else in her shitty family…to be some bullshit muppet looking garbage…that promotes nothing interesting, positive, enlightening…it doesn’t inspire anyone to get up on higher plane of consciousness…or even to read a book…but rather to be dumb, to speak at basic level, to walk around with weird ego and celebrity, to be celebrated by brands and millions of people…making tons of money to validate their shitty and disgusting existence…

But in the process of being a creature that hardly looks human, but rather like a fat chick with aggressive re-placement of her fat, from GUT to Ass to Tits..to Face…just a fucking frankenstein monster…and even her panties look fucking confuses as to what they are on, and what they are supposed to be doing, and what…it all means…

She posted this nonsense on Saturday, it’s tuesday and has taken me this long to understand what this is…I still don’t have the answer, but I am going with alien.

The only good about dumb girls, perpetuating dumb, by being pantsless, is that other dumb girls with go pantsless also…as I enjoy pantsless pics…even when it is terrifying…perfect for the season…keep doing the monster mash trick.

Posted in:Kylie Jenner|SFW

2016

11

Oct

Footage Woman in Sex Assault Trial Deemed Too Drunk to Consent to Sex with a Creeper who fed her Booze – GOOD and Other Videos of the Day

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7-Eleven Clerk Freaks Out Over Dude Buying a Slurpee

Car Slams Police Cruiser Dealing with an Emergency.

Shoeless Bum Knocked Out by Employee

Artist Creates a Weird Illusion

Man Loses Control of Excavator

Man Stabbing Dog in the Face an Throat in Texas…Motherfucker

Turkish Guy Killed Himself after breakup on FB Live…

Pervert Touching Ass in Asia

Naked Woman in Alabama

Chinese Man Pressing Up on a Woman

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2016

11

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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As someone who makes rape type jokes on a daily basis, with likeminded people who make rape jokes, I never judge other people’s words…I focus on their actions…because just because you’re an optimist who sees Humor and joy in everything, even humanity at its worse doing human things humans have done since the dawn of humanity, and you can laugh about it…doesn’t make you a bad person… It makes you normal..so don’t let the miserable and angry PC people who are intolerant for intolerance and thus exactly what they hate…rain down on the sunshine in your soul….if we can bring attention or laughs to real things that happen…in efforts to live in some kind of terrible sterile bubble of hypocrisy….we should just not bother living…

I am not defending Trumps bro speak, or Hilary getting rapists and sex offenders off, I am just saying all this social media nonsense is really just people believing their own bullshit..and there’s very little I hate more than bullshit…

I guess that’s what happens with the dumbing down of society…when media feeds to their lazy brains…to make the smart people money…

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Ken Bones is Loved by All….if he was a Fat Woman…No One Would be Laughing at Her…
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Left Turner Gets Hit by Soulder Driver
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Kernel Sanders is a Homosexual
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So Billy Bush Threw Himself Under the Bus – Because as a BUSH – It’s Just His Calling…
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Emma Roberts – Purple Sweater
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Amber Tamblyn Relates Trumps Sense of Humor to her Boyfriend Raping Her to the Point She Couldn’t Walk…totally correlated… bitch is married to David Cross who makes inappropriate jokes all day…bullshit
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Walking Dead Season 7 Sneak Peak
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I don’t know why people care about Shia LaBeef’s wedding…who cares.
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Funny Tinder Profiles
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One of Life’s Great Mysteries – Can a Chicken Raise a Duck
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2016

10

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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It was Canadian Thanksgiving, so while I was stuffing my face with variations of pumpkin pie, turkey and disgust while watching my wife do the same thing, she’s real fat and thus real terrifying to watch…especially after she made a series of jokes about how pie reminds her of pussy before finger fucking it…in front of her family….

But I also go to drive through an indian reservation (feature not dot), you know as we do on Thanksgiving for cheap cigarettes, and the woman at the cash wished me a happy thanksgiving, I looked around and asked if that was a trick question…you know since it’s a celebration of raping her ancestor, stealing her land…all over roasted root vegetables and squash…and if I answered wrong, was I going to get scalped..I wasn’t…

I am here to live another day….and yes…thanksgiving isn’t all bad…when the girls get high on the Turkey..

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Thigh Gaps of the World
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Comedy Wildlife Photos
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Billy Bush Suspended…No One Cares
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Lily Rose Depp is Hot
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Joy Corrigan in a Bikini…
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Gal Gadot – Red Carpet Whore
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Emily Blunt is boring
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THE SCale of Nuclear Weapons
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Live Action Heman – Weird
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Melania TRUMP wears a pussy Bow
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Out of Focus Girl are Easy to Masturbate To
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Bo Derek Ass in Bathing Suit
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Wax Figure you’ll Jerk off to
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Fails of the Week
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Biking Go Pro Video
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Some School of Rock Kid – Tits
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Shailene Woodley – Activist
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Dianna Agron – Nipple
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How To Survive Being Buried Alive.
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BMW Driver VS Bike
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Bella Hadid – Nipples
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Shia LABeouf Married his GF in Vegas by Elivis
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Huge Fucking Tits
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Courtney Stodden – Wants Ken Bone to Show Her He Ken Bone Her
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Maggie Gyllenhaal – Breast Feeding…
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Awkward Asian VS 10 Dicks
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Naked Bitch by the Xmas Tree
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Porn Sluts on Instagram
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2016

10

Oct

Rita Ora Full Tita in See Through Lingerie in Public of the Day

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Rita Ora wore a see through lingerie nightgown neglige out for the paparazzi….something that should be worn by a 50 year old mom trying to entice her bored, depressed, angry, hateful husband into fucking her like she sees women fucked in the movies, before she makes the move to cheat on him, as all whores who don’t get what they want do…

It’s a meant for the bedroom, but when you’re famous from your tits, it’s meant for the public sphere, to ensure that people notice, talk about said tits, as the tits are becoming more and more accessible, available, showcased, and those boring…

This is the kind of low level celebrity, who needs her tits to be wanted, celebrated, craved…because the second dudes move onto new tits…better tits…more youthful and talented…with more likelihood of actually making it…her tits get put on a shelf…forgotten…so as the owner of said tits…she needs to bring them to the front, make a table centerpeice out of the tits…and here are the tits…all round and full..and worth noticing…she’s she’s worth all she’s worth because of them…

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