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2016

09

Dec

Waffle House Brawl and Other Videos of the Day

Hey Hipsters…get a Bee Beard

Flaming Bag Pipes for Christmas

Man in Turkey Shoots and Kills Brother in a Law and Mother In Law at the Hospital…LOHAN wasn’t there to save them

Naked Guy on Top of Public Bus

Dog Says Final Goodbye to Owner – Super Sad…

Naked Guy on the Bus

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2016

09

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It’s Christmas time – so naturally I want to find as many women alone in dive bars who have no family and need a Turkey that needs stuffed, and by Turkey I mean vagina.

Unfortunately, most of these women alone in dive bars, look like they should be left alone….but that doesn’t stop me from trying because I hate my wife and like sticking things in other vaginas…just looking for a good time.

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PUG CHRISTMAS!!!! I FUCKING LOVE PUGS
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Trump Met Leo to Talk Climate Change
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Kylie Jenner’s House Offends Me
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Some Real Life Star Wars Bullshit
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Gigi Hadid Has a Disease
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Bella Thorne’s Tits Working Out
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2016

08

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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FUCK….the fear of your penis not working….goes away when your penis stops working….

That’s all I have to say about that…and while I get off this bullshit to drink at Christmas parties I sneak into…Here are some stepLINKS…

Kylie Jenner is Selling One of her 4 Homes
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Courtney Stodden Christmas Tits
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Bryanna Holly See Through Lingerie
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Joy Corrigan – Awesome Nipples
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Lindsay Pelas – Butt Shot
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Emma Stone Down and Dirty…
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Basketball Shot of the Day
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Alycia Carey Thigh
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I wish Hairspray Live Ended in a Terrorist Attack…
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A New History for Humanity
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Welcome Mick Jagger Baby 8
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Sand Skiing
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Suicide Squad Honest Trailer
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DJ Tanner is a Quitter
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Suicide Squat Honest Trailer
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Russell Crowe Won’t be Charged
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Same Place – Different Time
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Karreuche Tran – Cameltoe
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Some Chick Named Natalie Messenet Nipple
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Sia is Single if you Can Find Her Under that Mop
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Girl Fails
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Madonna is Fucking Weird on Carpool Karaoke
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Zoey Deutch Legs
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Everything Wrong with Finding Dory
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TBT – John Lennon’s Death
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Remi Gaillard Locks Himself Up
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Mariah Carey Breasts
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Imperial March on a Coffeer Stirrer
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Sammy Mitchell Yellow Bikini
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Nina Agdal Does DiCaprio Still
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Body Painted Girls
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Big Titties Smushed Together
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Naked Chick of the Day
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Good Big Tits
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Gimp Fuck
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Vampire Lesbians
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wtf moments in porno…
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Lesbian Bitches
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2 Flights that Expose Pussies…
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Hot Bitch Selfie.
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

08

Dec

Izabel Goulart’s Booty Shake Preview to her Love Magazine Video of the Day

I find it depressing that the only model content that makes any real noise in Decemeber is this Love magazine non-Christmas because that’s exclusive, and we live in an inclusive world…daily video advent calendar….

The videos are uninspired, thrown together and people only watch because it’s half naked chicks with millions of followers, that Love uses to get their own followers, in a follow fest…

Izabel Goulart, the 40 year old VS model who is fit as fuck, hot booty, ass shaking Brazilian is going to be in an upcoming one of their videos, and this BTS shit hit instagram – posted by someone I know, so I figured it rarely happens that I am the first to post, the world is filled with nerds online all fucking day doing this shit, so when I see never before seen videos of models ass shaking…I gotta get it up there for the world / my 2 readers to bask in the glory…

The Farrah Abraham exclusive squirt video was a more lucrative video, but I take what I can get…

Posted in:Izabel Goulart|SFW

2016

08

Dec

What Celeb are you Jerking Off to On Social Media of the DAy

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Some chick in her 40s asked me who my top 3 favorite celebs are, like a top 3 list in terms of celebs I want to fuck, and I thought, fuck I don’t have a top 3 list and I hate stupid fucking games like this, because I don’t fuck celebs, I live in Canada, and even if I was in LA where they congregate, they wouldn’t let me into their celebrity pool parties, or their pants, not even the fat disgusting ones, because even they have weird egos and are terrible humans….

I actually find all celebs pretty fucking vile to look at, not hot at all, just phony overpaid, overated shit..

So I figure I wouldn’t jerk off to either Jojo’s tits, or Hailee Steinfelds legs…because if you use instagram, there are 1,000,000 or more sluts more naked, who look better naked, who just want the fame, don’t have the fame, that I could probably fuck for 200 dollars to help pay their rent, because they are lazy and spend their days sitting around naked taking selfies for their fake model careers…

So fuck these Jojo Tits, or Hailee Steinfelds fishnets, or Sarah Hyland’s Cleavage with a cat, or Bella Thorne’s bat in a squat, or Isabelli Fontana Nipples, or Sarah Shahi on the grinch….or Sophie Simmons gross fat sloppy stomach selfie, or Rat Cow in Lingerie, or Mandy Moore’s mom ass, or Mary Elizabeth Winstead in leggigns, or EMma Roberts doing pilates….

They are all dog shit..

Posted in:Hailee Steinfeld|SFW

2016

08

Dec

Elsa Hosk Nipple Dress of the Day

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Victoria’s Secret model Elsa Hosk, who was cast to play Candice Swanepoel during Candice’s maternity leave, because she’s got the most Candice look, and she’s even the same age as Candice, just far less successful because before sleeping with the guy who books the VS models, you know for their mall brand content, she was just a Titty Model out of Sweden….

Well, you can’t teach an old dog new tricks as she walks around nipples out in public…because you can take the stripper out of the strip club, but you can’t take the stripclub out of the stripper…or something….she is just programmed to show her nipples…no matter how corporate or mainstream she goes…it’s all she knows..

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2016

08

Dec

Barbara Palvin Ass of the Day

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Barbara Palvin’s ass is in some calendar or some photoshoot for some porn shit – that has polarized the porn shit and pretended it is FASHION ART SHIT – which in and of itself is a Brilliant play….because no one wants to work with porn shit – everyone wants to work with fashion and art shit….

SO they cast good photographers and good high end – actual models – instead of gutter bitches trying to get naked to get ahead….Instead they got girls who are already ahead getting naked to try to give themselves some substance or soul or value or authenticity after years of being tainted by corporations that own them….

Her name is Barbara Palvin, she’s a big Hungarian model who was recruited by VS at a young age…and she’s in lingerie not looking big, not showing nipples, but still sleazier than usual…and it’s a good look for her…really it’s a good look for any woman willing to be seen like this…

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2016

08

Dec

Rat Cow Does Love Magazine – Obviously – of the Day

She’s got monster tits on a skinny frame…and that’s done well for her…

I will never quite understand how a talentless set of tits – who just shamelessly shows off her tits – every chance she has to say “look at my tits” gets the million dollar campaigns she gets..from brands who normally fear tits…

I will never quite appreciate her hustle, the obsessive compulsive narcissism that went into making her tits seen by the world..even if the tits are great….

I will never buy into her being a feminist, anything more than naked for likes, addicted to likes…

I will never respect or believe in anything she does in her career is more than just a vapid use of her tits…

I will never believe her tits or lips are real….

I will always think she’s bullshit….like Love Magazine who panders to all these idiots – so they get content that they think is relevant – for likes and follows – that’s all this world is….likes and follows…using the same unispiring people, with the same uninspiring videos…

I’d rather see obese 80 year olds doing what Em Rat Cow is doing…but the media doesn’t feed me that…they just feed me this garbage…

But I’ll still look…I mean…check out those tits…BIG…BIG…and when her bird face is cropped out…GOOD GOOD….

Posted in:SFW|Videos

2016

08

Dec

Courtney Stodden Christmas Miracle of the Day

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I think the fact that Courtney Stodden is still getting invited to events…is a Christmas Miracle…his miscarriage…probably also a Christmas miracle, maybe not to her…assuming it was a miscarriage and not just an abortion….but whatever it was it she was great at leveraging it into some weird fucking content….and here she is doing Christmas the only way Christmas should be done…all Mrs Claus stripper / themed hooker – something she’s good a doing, which isn’t saying much because most sex workers are, it doesn’t really take all that much effort to find the sluttiest Santa outfit for the one event you’ve been asked to attend…that shows off your clown tits you spent good money on….

She’s ridiculous, and for some reason, the real obvious shameless bitches are the more honest ones, it’s the fakes who pretend they aren’t being shameless but instead rationalizing it in their minds as being fabulous and desirable…making her a better experience…than an Em Rat Cow…

Posted in:Courtney Stodden|SFW

2016

08

Dec

Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Behind the Scenes Polaroids of the Day

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Instagram, Victoria’s Secret, the Internet, Social Media…killed the concept of models, it killed the concept of “art”…and now it’s killed the hipster move to ANALOG to prove that they can create images using film and polaroid….like real photographers of the 60s and 70s they are channeling or that they’ve convinced themselves they are channeling…

I actually had an instagram photographer write “My world is the 60s/70s counter culture. Nudity in my pictures is a byproduct of mood/trust/chance”….

What the fuck is that bullshit? I guess the commercial bullshit at Victoria’s Secret is on the same fucking train…

Here are the polaroids…so much artistry…mainstream mall brand bullshit trying to have substance but remaining fast food which I guess is good for them since AMERICA Loves fast food….featuring a bunch of assholes I’d definitely lick.

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