I like going out to shitty bars during pre-Christmas because you get the weirdest people and have the weirdest conversations – every day of the week…people are in for vacation, visiting family, avoiding family, just getting a drink after the Christmas party….students are done school, so they come here for a pre-going home getaway for whatever reason – because there are better options than this shitty city…and I don’t waste my time judging the reason they are they, I go straight to judging them based on their looks, the things they say, how they are dressed or what MEME they quote because no one is original…

Last night’s conversation was with a 20 year old drunk girl, who was dancing around with a black guy who was trying to fuck her, she told him “I identify with black guys, I feel like I’m more of a black girl than a white girl”…which is a turn off to the black guy who wants anything but a black girl…but a white girl…but maybe a white girl saying she identifies as a black girl…like Bruce Jenner identifies with being a woman…is exactly what he wants to hear to guarantee a pre holiday jam…and not the jam your auntie made last berry harvest…you know what I’m talking about..

I had no choice but to chime in and say “how many black people were in your high school”….knowing she was suburban as fuck…pure white suburban….and she said “none”….and I asked…how many black people are you friends with….and she said “none”….so I asked how many black guys she banged and she said “none, but I almost made out with one in Jamaica at an all inclusive”….and I said “so you identify with black people because black people are pop culture now, their comedies, their music, their athleticism, their plight against cops, Kanye West Kardashian…are you fucking kidding me…you culturally devoid twat…this is just another example of black people being exploited or treated like animals by the white man…point and look on in awe or some shit…and she said “but at least they’re getting paid”….

Truth….and the fact of the matter is that she has officially fucked a black guy now…as she makes that transitions…and I offically fucked no one…because it takes too much work and based on this site, you’ll see that working isn’t really something I do…

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Shoutout to Master Commander Supreme Ruler of the Free World Trump for trolling the fucking world…making a mockery of US politics….and winning at life…more than he already has…because he is officially the winner of your country’s most important position…Realty TV has destroyed you – I’m already prepping for First Lady Kardashian……

Speaking of being wins, no one gets my jokes…The internet may be the most racist and hilarious place, but no one gets the fucking jokes….maybe it is because I don’t remember stupid, offensive, obnoxious things I say or do during the day or maybe I can’t recreate telling a bitch in a dog park that you’re black pug is an african american pug, and when she reacts negatively because the world is PC, say…”oh, I thought I wasn’t allowed to say black, I guess I should call him a pug of color”…and when she walks away offended because people are easily offended over everything – and want to have healing circles to deal with those triggers…call him by the name “Jamal” or worse “click click click” while doing a tribal dance…just to drive it home…maybe it is because I am just not hilarious, offensive, obnoxious….but today I felt a win…a christmas miracle if you will because I right swiped a girl – and made some 12 year old incest being the best joke along the lines of not needing to worry about that awkward and embarrassing conversation if you were to get your 12 year old relative pregnant…and she LOLed…instead of blocking and deleting…

So there is hope for our world…based on that interaction alone…now I just need to try to fuck her…

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