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2016

23

Sep

Malin Akerman in Some Naked Movie Scene of the Day

People are apparently excited about Malin Akerman in this TV show called EASY…which was launched on Netflix yesterday…and features this threesome scene with someone named Kate Micucci…

It’s apparently a Romantic comedy, but since it’s on Netflix there can be a porn component to it, NO RULES…

I wonder if this scene was part of the script, or if it was just Malin reacting to getting a job….or maybe it’s how she got the job…so many questions I don’t need answers to…cuz I’ll look at her tits…tits I don’t think I’ve seen before, but tits that may be 38 but not too old yet…at least not to her fans…from Harold and Kumar to The Watchmen…they are fucking weirdos…

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2016

23

Sep

Victoria’s Secret Channels Model Emotion of the Day

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Promo models that do more bad than good on the future generation. They are the Donald Trump…just bad influences on the kids…thinking being a VS model is important, or what qualifies having sex appeal, or what guys think is hot…when guys just like available pussy…if it is willing to fuck us…we’ll take it…and if anything we hate girls like these because they are just into fucking rich guys and not even well..because they think they are a gift to the cock…in the form of their body…pretty shitty…so you should always go for the below average as a rule..maybe the chubby with something she’s insecure about..cuz she’ll fuck the way women are meant to fuck…

That said…Josephine Skriver is a human created in a lab by a weird gay narcissist scientist…and I don’t know if it qualifies as human at all…but I do know she’s a close to perfect thanks to genetic modification, it’d be interesting to see where the flaws in science are, like maybe she doesn’t have a cunt..or she’s dying of some weird autoimmune disease that isn’t AIDS…RIP ALEXIS ARQUETTE…

Or maybe she has no personality, but that’s not what VS and their bullshit catalog pics that have been the same forever want you to think…because look…she’s so playful with her brush..singing into it…even though any pervert who has grown up on porn knows…the key to all good webcam porn is when the girl fucks her brush..not sings into it..so fuck that brush…or get the fuck out…

I won’t post the rest of the pics…but I’ll link em…

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Posted in:Josephine Skriver|SFW

2016

23

Sep

Halston Sage Big Tits in a Dress of the Day

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Halston Sage is not Jailbait…she’s just not very famous so that it’s easy to assume she’s 16 and from Nickelodeon or Disney or some other garbage people, weird people, often times dads jerk off to because their wife doesn’t let them watch porn…creating a group of celebs

But she was born in 1993, making her 22, which is 2 years too old for this pervert…who jerks off to 20 year olds who are in my bed…usually on their asses because 20 year olds are into slutty behavior…and are pretty much 50 in sexual experience if you reference them to people of my generation who are slutty..

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Posted in:Halston Sage|SFW

2016

23

Sep

Serena Williams Big “Girl” Tits…of the DAy

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Serena Williams…titty show is something I could do without…in life…there’s a social conscious approach to content you gotta take…and in this white washed entitled count – white privilege world…where Black Lives Matter…I feel the need to post some black content…to show that the black people can be just as entitled black privileged as white people…especially when they are tennis players…a white sport that is so white they force you to wear white…

That’s not to say Serena Williams is a woman, but it is what she’d want you to think showing all this Bruce Jenner tit…

It’s all part of keeping up that illusion that her Testosterone Levels are not too high to be thrown into the men’s league…but we are in an era of no gender, where you choose your gender and if I was a male tennis player, I’d only play against the girls…to ensure being the champion….you know since men and women are equally strong…right?

All this to say – I’m onto you…and that ridiculous ass…

Posted in:Serena Williams|SFW

2016

23

Sep

Zoey Deutch Side Tit of the Day

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I wonder how Zoey Deutch got the job…or why Zoey Deutch was invited to the event…or why Zoey Deutch is known for being Juliet Martin on The CW television series Ringer, Maya Bennett on the Disney Channel television series The Suite Life on Deck, and Rose Hathaway in the 2014 film Vampire Academy. I wonder how many creepy dads forced to watch shit TV have jerked off to Zoey Deutch….probably a lot of them…because that’s how these girls get so famous….I’m talking to you Bella Thorne….who without creepy dads, I’d never know…

And I guess without Zoey Deutch’s dad…and her mom…Lea Thompson…Caroline in the City…a big show…to follow up to her Howard the Duck cult following…which is code for – she grew up in the industry, family and friends are in the industry, they recruited her into the industry because they like supporting their own…and she’s showing side tit in the industry to help continue the money train that was given to her…

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Posted in:SFW|Zoey Deutch

2016

23

Sep

Emma Watson Picture of the Day

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Here’s BORING pic of Emma Watson, but she looks like she’s grabbing her tits, talking about her tits, and tits are a wonderful thing…even when she’s not talking about tits or grabbing her tits…and I just read way too much into this shit…

All this to say, Emma Watson tit creeps me out, because I know you weirdos jerking off to it are people who have been waiting to see her topless since the first started watching her in Harry Potter….when she was 12. Real loyal fans into Wizards and Magic Wands…and waiting for pussy to ripen…like the creepy neighbor who looks at your 10 year old daughter with a glimmer in his eye…not a full on child molesting rapist, just a loyal pervert who has the skills of miss cleo, RIP, to pretend the level of perfecting this bitch will become when she’s legal…because they are lie abiding citizens…it’s just too bad the law isn’t 12 years old like sci-fi/fantasy

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Posted in:Emma Watson|SFW

2016

23

Sep

Shailene Woodley Greasy Tits of the Day

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If you’re wondering why Shailene Woodley got kicked out of the new Spiderman Movie….it’s because she doesn’t shower.

I’ve seen her accept an award for playing a dying person, she seemed pretty intense…something that I guess took all her energy and effort forcing her to never wash again….

But she is an Oscar Nominee apparently, so that means she gets industry respect, work, and they invite her to events despite the whole being unshowered…

She’s not hot, but has sloppy looking tits, I guess that happens when you’re the kind of girl who doesn’t shower, you don’t really do much in terms of fitness or beauty..and just own it….and all this greasy hair makes me want to do is sniff her thick hipster bush…I’m an animal and believe in pheromones..and sniffing out fertility and all the other great things you can tell from an unwashed pussy…because I am disgusting as her hair..

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Posted in:SFW|Shailene Woodley

2016

23

Sep

Claudia Galanti Toopless Beach of the Day

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I don’t know who Claudia Galanti is…but she must be very important because she can afford fake tits and more importantly…paparazzi to come take pics of her like she matters when we all know she doesn’t matter – at least not in America…at least not unless she’s a fashion icon, a social media influencer, showing us her understanding of beachwear…you know the best way to outfit a skinny, zombie like, terrifying stripper corpose…in a bikini…

I am not a fashion magazine, but to perverts like me…this is fashion…and cheesy sugar baby looking bitches like this…fuck fashion week…fuck these fashion models…when really you should just be paying to fuck GALANTI…like the bowl of Gelato she sounds like….

Posted in:Claudia Galanti

2016

23

Sep

Shannon Elizabeth Lives of the Day

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I am posting this Shannon Elizabeth at an event looking old and boring – because I guess that’s what happens when you’re forced into retirement after being a set of hot fake tits on a hot body in a really dumb fucking movie that defined a generation of what are now 40 years old after creating a fucking ton of money for the creators of the franchise that gave the world Shannon Elizabeth…and I guess the other stars that went onto do big things…except for Shannon Elizabeth…

She was all the rage. People celebrated her….but unlike Rat Cow…her tits that made her viral but didn’t didn’t survive the internet age of social media….and I guess it’s just nice to be reminded of how important a bitch must feel at a certain stage in the game…only to have it pulled the fuck away from her…and maybe this is what she wanted, the life she wanted, cash in and get out..or maybe she’s sad about it…but based on the level of tit being shown, I think I better leave right now.

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Posted in:SFW|Shannon Elizabeth

2016

23

Sep

Sofia Vergara Doing Helium of the Day

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I guess I should do posts, even though all this content is available everywhere on the internet and I am a day late on fetish videos for the juvenile and annoying schoolyard freak Jimmy Fallon….where he gets big Colombian tits to speak after huffing a balloon like it was Nitrous…or something that actually fucks her up enough to a state of date rape…because Jimmy Fallon is a fucking creep being that dancing monkey approach to late night tv…

Posted in:SFW|Sofia Vergara