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Kayla Simmons is a Volleyball Whore of the Day

Taylor Swift Lack Sex Appeal as she Fucks a Chair of the Day

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Demi Lovato is Still a They/Them/It/Thing to Me of the Day

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2016

Dec

Nina Dobrev in a Bikini of the Day

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Nina Dobrev is supposed to be from Canada, but she’s in a bikini, which is something that I don’t think Canadians are legally allowed to do in their Igloos, but maybe things change when they escape the ice wall….not that she’s a real Canadian, she’s from Eastern Europe – and Canada just hands out passports to young harlots…who end up in LA on VAMPIRE shows for kids for pervert dudes who like girls on TV….

Rumor has it she has herpes…but that wouldn’t stop you from smearing her onto your face…because when nerdy weridos get excited for a girl…they go for it….because one second of goood times with a famous bitch no one’ ever heard off is worth a lifetime of itchy scabs on your dick

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2016

Dec

Dopey Faced Audrina Patridge Post baby Body of the Day

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I used to hate this Audrina Patridge chick. You know, when she had a job on a hit show and thought she was at the top of her game. She was overexposed in all kinds of magazines, turning down Playboy offers despite her fake tits, because she thought that it was only going to get better for her…

But now that it hasn’t, seeing her unemployed and paying the paparazzi to follow her on the beach, cuz she still has a hot body, despite making babies with a dude who cheats on her….

All in efforts to have one more go at things, is almost desperate and depressing and that’s an aphrodisiac for me…especially since she’s got a hot body and half retard looking face…

I guess this post is a little reminder to us all that she lives….not that we care….because if she was dead…we wouldn’t notice…it wouldn’t be any Anna Nicole Smith top story on CNN…

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2016

Dec

Mariah Carey’s Christmas Erotica of the Day

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Mariah Carey really fucking loves her tits….I guess she loves herself…and her tits are part of herself…or maybe her tits are the only thing she feels confident or happy about…who knows…I just know that her “docu series” which is code for reality show – but no one wants to admit they are famewhores trying to get a lot of attention from – was on TV last night and my neighbor made me watch it…it was a solid minute and a half before we both turned that shit off…cuz tits…old tits….mom tits…annoying self involved rich and tacky tits.. will never be good enough or that good to make me watch the tits speak and live…in a staged bullshit way..

But I will watch them sing Christmas Songs…tis the fucking season…

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2016

Dec

Love Magazine’s Christmas Continues of the Day

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I have been posting Love Magazine daily video for Christmas forever, they’ve moved it to their Youtube channel because I guess people were just ripping off the videos and Youtube strategy makes sense, it works for so many youtubers, why have a site when you can just give content to the internet in exchange for google money…

NOT THAT YOU CARE ABOUT THAT…

You care about tits, and the magazine consistently brings some of the most popular mainstream people to their “editorial”….people who get into tabloids and get talked about – because it generates some buzz for them – so they go all out..

I just find it pandering for likes – USE THE POPULAR KIDS who we can’t quite figure out why they are even popular – but blame the internet….

So here are a few of their high concept “art”….pieces that are obviously really just a tactic to get views – everyone only cares about getting views…

Day 3 – Rita Ora Topless and Dancing with herself…

Day 4- Irelend Baldwin Monster

Day 5- Kendall Jenner – But At Least She’s Tall and Skinny Looking – Because The Other Kardashians are fucking Monsters

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2016

Dec

Weird Kate Upton’s Flat Square Big Ass of the Day

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Kate Upton’s been working out….or maybe she just wants you to think she’s been working out because she calls the paparazzi the occasional times it happens….but she does look better that she used to because I guess she was tired of being called fat…body shaming works….

I guess being with a pro athlete, if you consider baseball a sport, and being a working titty model who doesn’t fit into the standard sizes for brands, made it pretty rough out there, you know because brands like girls the media talks about, and the media talked about her tits, because dudes love tits…because big tits are a lot of fun….especially on 18 year olds, who eventually turn 20 something and her shit slows the fuck down, thanks to metabolism….but she’s taking life by the balls…and hitting the gym…but her broad back, and her big square ass…something I guess her Grandfather’s who created WHIRLPOOL – money can’t really fix…but look at those upper thighs battling each other…it’s almost better than looking at her big sloppy tits…at least to explain how money can buy a career….because this shit wouldn’t fly with any poor Russian model Brad Cooper was trying to fuck….they have strict standards to adhere by…rich American bitches, as long as they got tits…it’s good…

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2016

Dec

Hayden Pannetiere is Back of the Day

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Shitty mom Hayden Panettiere spent a day on the beach with her kid, she also went to an event, with her baby daddy, possible husband, really tall Russian boxer who makes visualizing their sex entertaining….that’s how they made the babies…7 foot tall athlete on mini human….in a weird fucking fetish…

Well she’s back from rehab, where she was locked up for being a self proclaimed bad mom, some call it post partem depression, I call it woman always create issues…especially entitled rich person whining about the depression of having kids, because they ruin your fucking life, and it only gets worse, but thankfully, you are rich, a coddled baby who was raised by a trashy plastic surgery ridden soap star, you can take yourself out of your life and kick it at some resort with other rich people….who are self involved whiners blaming their drug use on “disease” or whatever…and do therapy to try to find meaning…

So here’s some Hayden Panettiere….the midget from Hollywood people jerked off to – but I’d rather see the breeding process…because I like couples fucking…

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2016

Dec

Madonna’s Old Lady Ass is a New Ass in an Awkward Performance with Ariana Grande of the Day

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Madonna and Ariana Grande were at Art Basel, where they attempted to connect with what they feel is actual art, you know since they have been calling themselves artists fro their entire lives, but they are actually just dog shit, they are puppets that are used to sell product, who realize if they say they are art – and not actually ripping off art – or exploiting and shitting on art, then the people will believe, because people are fucking idiots…

I mean that is assuming art actually exists, I know whenever I am faced with anyone who calls themselves an artist, they seem to be empty people trying to prove themselves to have some kind of purpose or vision – they need to share with the world – like self involved instagram models, only they can draw…

Which is convenient – because Art Basel is a place where artists, celebs and instagram models merge – and come together at exclusive miami night clubs…

It is safe to say that the only real art on display was Madonna and Arianna Grande dancing awkward, and I fucking love awkward dancing…but instead it was Madonna’s new ass implants…

She’s 58 years old, and I guess willing to continue making a weird spectacle of herself, it is what she does and what makes her feel complete…the 58 year old trying to be a kardashian or some shit, instead of just being old and expiring madonna….she’s trying to be hot…and it’s so weird…that it is hot to me…

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2016

Dec

Subway Lovers and Other VIdeos of the Day

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Crazy Crackhead with Knives Gets Tased

Large Naked Woman Thrown Out of a Truck

Classy Chick Fight…

Drunk Fat Bride at her Bachelorette Party Acts Like All Women

The story: Tammy Krahne, Tammy Foster, Tammy Galetto. – This fight started because another girl at her bachelorette party was getting hit on by a guy and not her, even though she was the one getting married! Prior to going out drinking this on this night, she crushed up some pain meds and snorted them. This was shot about a month before her wedding to her third husband.

Man Punches Kangaroo in the Face to Save Dog

Husband and Wife Fight

Chinese Tits in a Fast Car

This is Fucking Dark….Pregnant Dancer Shot Dead in Punjab for Not Dancing with a Dude

Guy Saves Dogs

Skydiver Dies – Must be Terrible Last Few seconds…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The highlight of the weekend was trying to convince a girl at the bar to let me make her squirt…and after much negotiations we agreed that she’d pee on my leg in a back alley at the end of the night…

If any of you only own one pair of pants, and if you know anything about not owning a washer and dryer, you’ll understand I smell like piss, more than usual and it is nauseating…

Weekends are about bad decisions….

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Madonna’s Ass Implant Dancing….and Stripping Ariana Grande
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Mariah Carey and My Chemical Romance Mash-Up to Kill Yourself To
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Scuplting Out of Sneakers is Crazy
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Charles Barkley Uses the Offensive Word – GIRLY
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All Maps Are Wrong!
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Mariah Carey – Fat Fucking Tits – Terrifies Me
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Hot Knife Cutting Through Things
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Handheld Tesla Coil Gun
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The BElko Experiment Trailer – Looks Good
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Real Housewives of Miami House…that is For Sale..
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Madonna Wants to Remarry Sean Penn
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2016

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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I always like going into the Salvation Army or goodwill to find some real down on their luck women trying to feel the same dopamine release from a new purchase – as a fancy bitch with a job who doesn’t buy clothes that were found on some dead person – unless they are the fancy bitches who want to look like the down on their luck bitches – it’s all so hard to tell…but I usually use asking them if they want to be saved by my mouth – as my crazy meter to decide if they are normals shopping vintage because it is trendy…or lunatics who only shop vintage because they are poor…but it doesn’t work because both groups seem disgusted by me…because luckily for me…I am disgusting…but I did have a nice lady who was buying used panties for fetish purooses tell me I shouldn’t wear puffy down coats because I am already fat as fuck and it makes me look like a terrible cartoon character with a small head…that was good for the self esteem….but only because of her toothless smile she gave me when I told her the only used thing that should go near her pussy is my face…I mean homeless, toothless, crackwhores who like to save money by buying used panties have some of the best pussy in the world…I read it on the internet so it must be true…

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Courtney Stodden and Shauna Sand Together Forever….
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Jessica Chastain Is a Fan of Trump
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Charlotte McKinney HUGE…HUGE Tits…
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I will Not be Satisfied Until this Pussy Taser Video Gets 100,000 Views
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Joanna Krupa – SIDE boob….
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Hailey Baldwin in a Skimpy Sluty Dress…
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Gwyneth Paltrow’s Accent…
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Emanuelle Chriqui’s in a Tight Dress
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Rough Times on a Ship
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Rose McGowan – Great Tits in a Sheer Top
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Selena Gomez Took 90 Days Off from His Phone…
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Victoria Justice in Tight Outfits
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Rude Driver – Biker Karma
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J.Cole Kicking Kanye when He
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Kourtney Kardashian Ass and Scott Back Together…
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Fat Natalie Portman on a Fallon Game
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Pregnant Natalie Portman
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Some Haggard Garbage Named Lizzie Cundy in a See Through
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Mom Finds 8th Grader’s Spotify List…..
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Dudes Flight with Jet packs Next to Fighter Jets is Crazy
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Iggy Azaelea’s Hard Nipple
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I’ve Never Seen WIN Compilations Before
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Chris Pratt and Jen Lawrence
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Retro New York Photos
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Models in Miami in Bikinis
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Michelle Trachtenberg Got her Period at 19…
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Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher and The M
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A Moving Story About a Man and His Fox
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The Evolution of the F1 Steering Wheel – if you Care
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Cake Of the Day
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The Witch as a Wes Anderson Movie…
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Drunk Driver VS State Trooper
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Girl in SHORT SHORTS
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Cute Naked Chick TOUCHING herself – NAUGHTY
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Trashy Glamour Photoshoot of the Day
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Train Pussy
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Topless Beach Babe
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Drunk Tits…
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Big Tits Flashed at Margarita Ville
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Rough Looking Greek Bitch
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