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2016

19

Dec

The Love Magazine Advent Calendar Round-Up of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio too old to be showing her ass for love magazine…but still doing it – because Love Magazine is the only thing doing anything for Christmas that has nothing to do with Christmas – because that would be politically incorrect….but not as politically incorrect as getting a 35 year old mom producing flashing her ass in lingerie voyeur videos – in what is probably the best Love video to date – but still not very christmas, unless you’re like me and you creep on people’s Christmas by following them home after their Christmas party and waiting on their fire escape to see them fuck their boss…or co-worker they brought home…you know tis the season…but let’s be real…voyeurism is always the seaason…

Stella Maxwell is in a second video for LOVE, because why not do as much as you can now that you’ve fucked the entire system into thinking you’re a hot model, because apparently she is a hot model, but she wasn’t a hot model when it all happened…

Lastly, Alexa Chung – Who?

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2016

19

Dec

Spoiled Girl Screams at her Grandpa about an iPhone Appointment and Other Videos of the Day

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Twerking – Shits Herself Twerking

The Family that Fights Together…

Man Beats a Robber

Trump Supporter – Dragged by Car Theif – Thrown Onto Street – Walks Away

Oklahoma Running Back – Joe Mixon – Punching a Chick

Dude Stealing Fuel…

People Getting Robbed on the Bus…

Drunk Driver Takes Out Cop

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2016

19

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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My biggest fail of the weekend was not getting a girl to masturbate in a church bathroom she was at on Sunday because her mom is some religious bitch and it is a week before Christmas, not that masturbating in church is that big of a deal anymore…I am sure all the instagram sluts do nude shoots in churches all the time, but I am old and still believe in Christmas miracles…so I am into it…and didn’t get it…which is pretty much exactly what you’d expect for someone who excels at failing…

My biggest win of the weekend was not falling in a snowbank, drunk on my way home, and dying….and to think all my school teachers told me I would amount to nothing….

Here are some stepLINKS…in the Morning…

Paris Jackson Gives Macaulay Culkin a Pedicure
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11,000 Penguins VS 4,000 Santa Clauses in a Battle
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Zsa Zsa Gabour is Dead
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Holiday Dip Goes Wrong On Air
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Ariel Winter – Big Titty Christmas Shop
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Some Chick in BIKINI FROM HGTV
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The World’s Smallest Brownie
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I Think Amy Schumber is in a Bikini in this Trailer…Oh God She Is…Shameless
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Russian Hacker Catches Hands on Fire..
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Glamour Model Who is Mangled as Fuck – Vida Guerra – Naked
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Anna Faris – Dog Killer
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Reporter Gets Sick for Obama
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2016

16

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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The extreme cold does present some great opportunity for the pervert out there with nothing better to do that patrol the streets to help the female homeless and teen runaways…who are so desperate for a warm shower, bowl of soup and HEAT that they will pretty much do anything…from mud wrestling each other in your bathroom…to insertion….to pretty much anything you’d want out of a woman…it will smell though…and when you’re done with them – you can drive them out somewhere far away and kick them out of the car to see if they will make it back…not that it matters because no one will miss them…

TIS THE SEASON…

Here are some some stepLINKS…

Mick Jagger’s Baby Name for the Win
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Victoria’s Secret Models at a Photoshoot
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Crazy Breast Feeding Mom
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Instant Karma Fail Compilations
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Kate Beckinsale’s Hot Daughter Got into College
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Goldie Hawn Back in Movies – With Fat Amy and her Large Bikini
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World Record Candles on a Birthday Cake
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Blake Lively – Got Tits.
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Comcast Repair Trucks Causing Accidents
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Google’s The Year in Search!
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Millie Mackintosh – See Through – Nipple Party
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Lisa Rinna Has a Hot Daughter
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Some Chick Named Laura Silverman Big Tits in a Bikini
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Every Review of Passenger…
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MOST PAUSED MOMENTS IN DISNEY MOVIES
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Highest Rated Nude Movie Scenes of 2016
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Masturbating Hot Chick
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The Life and Times of a Stolen Mobile Phone
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Porsche’s Way of Saying Goodbye to Audi
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Topless Chick at the Beach
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Everything Wrong with Star Trek Beyond
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Archer’s Eggs in Real Life
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Megan Fox Instagrams Her Plastic Surgery Ridden Face
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Massaging a Hedgehog
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Victoria’s Secret Catalog Models – Elsa Hosk
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Victoria’s Secret Catalog Models – Martha Hunt
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Victoria’s Secret Catalog Models – Robot Skriver
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Christie Brinkley – Date Night
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Only in Florida
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Girls Gives a Handjob with her Hair…Weird
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The Saddest Blowjob Ever is the Best Video Ever
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Latex Santa
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Dildo Nativity Scene
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Woman at the Gas Station Win
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Naked Bitch Showing Her Vagina
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Hot Cheerleader Ass
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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Ex Dyke Gender Traitor Cunt
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Homemade Suicide Vest
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This is an Amazing Gift for Meatlovers and Vegans
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Another Amazing Gift Idea – Two Drinks One Cup…
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VAPE OF THE DAY
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Glass BONGS of the Day
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2016

16

Dec

Miley Cyrus Cameltoe Has Lost its Appeal of the Day

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Miley Cyrus’s cameltoe is annoying colored leggings have lost their allure – because she shameless put herself out there like a little rich kid rebelling – trying to piss off her parents with some secret tumblr account – or cam girl account – that was actually her mainstream music career branded to be edgy / hipster cool / naked…it was what was going on in the market, so I’ve seen her pussy a bunch of times…and a cameltoe…is apparently only exciting when the pussy eating the pants isn’t a pussy I can google to see free-standing without pants in the way of slit…

But she’s still Miley Cyrus, not too old to not jerk off to, if you have a Miley fetish and haven’t had too much of her screaming for attention during the last album and tour…and I guess with her whole being on The Voice…and I haven’t because I know Disney kids aren’t authentic, so their pussy flashing – is just marketing hook – which is the kind of infomercial level marketing tool I can get behind and ideally under – so that it can pee on my face.

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2016

16

Dec

Agent Provocateur Christmas of the Day

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Becca Hiller is the model..Becca Hiller is some LA based Norwegian model who probably has her work visa because the US Immigration may not like Mexicans, but they hand out these O-1 visas for people with “exceptional” ability like it was fucking candy – to models….all they need is to be published once and to have a model agency, which is often times an escort agency…and that alone gets them into the country for 2-5 years, making them eligible for a Green Card…all for being hot…Becca Hiller is working it for Agent Provocateur Holiday…

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Which makes sense because Agent Provocateur is the high end lingerie company that sugar babies fucking love – they think it looks good in their slutty instagram pictures – because lingerie is a thing to put out there on social media – so everyone knows how erotic, sensual, lovely, great, half naked and frisky you can be….but it’s not gratuitous – a cry for attention – a “please get me followers”….it’s for a “casual shoot for a fake magazine with some instagram photog”…that her parents are probably proud of…

Well this sugar baby is actually working for the brand…owned by the son of Sex Pistol’s manager…who was rich to begin with but deserves to be rich for doing high end lingerie girls like showing off like it is status – cuz I like looking at girls in lingerie…

Posted in:Agent Provocateur|SFW

2016

16

Dec

Fat Bikini a Day Girl’s Side Pussy of the Day

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It is amazing that a pig like this – who can start an instagram scam called Bikini a Day – thanks to photoshop – has been able to make a million dollars a year or more – all because people are retards and think “TITS”….

Their timing was on point, when instagram was easy to get popular on, the idea so basic – any pervert not wasting away from chronic jerking off could have pulled it off….girls in a bikini everyday of the week…one photo…365 bikinis a year…a lot of bikinis..but eventually people will follow because they like bikinis and bikini companies will pay because they will assume the follows are more than just dudes looking at tits…almost brilliant…but so stupid…

The real troll is that they did it when one of the girls doing it – the one with the tits – has a body that matches those tits…and she photoshops herself into another fucking person – even in this era of body shaming…she knows how to pose for the instagram filters to make her look like you want to fuck her…and I guess why wouldn’t you want to fuck her – you’ve seen her half naked and she’s got massive tits…something proven to make dudes ignore the fact that she’s got huge everything else..

You’d think she’d spend the day in the gym based on her profile concept – but she doesn’t have to…and still gets to spend her days counting her money…brilliant….so stupid…but brilliant…

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2016

16

Dec

Genevieve Morton’s Nude Calendar for One More Hurrah of the Day

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I wasn’t going to bother posting these pics, because I asked Genevieve to send them to me weeks ago – and instead she told me to buy her calendar, really bitch? You’re not that fucking important. but yet she thinks she is…and doesn’t realize she needs all the help she can get to be relevant in this tail end of her career…

She is old and desperate and I guess has been working out – because she’s far less fat – so she figured she might as well monetize or maximize her naked body – at 30 – before it’s too late for anyone to give a shit – since people already don’t give a shit…and she’s likely not making all that much money – so self produce a calendar with your photographer boyfriend and hope for the fucking best…and I guess we should all encourage her and be happy she didn’t wait until she was 35 to do this…

The fact is she looks better than ever and should be naked at all times – not because she’s a sex worker, even though bikini models are close to being sex workers, but because all women should be naked at all times so that I can stare at their clits….clits you can’t really see..in these pics…but I’m sure she made the fortune from all her fans buying these….very naked but still not naked enough – calendars in an era where the calendar is pretty obsolete…with pussy pics – with no pussy in them – TRAGIC…but I guess she hasn’t fully thrown in the towel yet, still has a few more fails to go before the sex tapes…I’m ready…and staring at the great tits until that happens…

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2016

16

Dec

Hana Jirickova for Vogue Netherlands of the Day

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I find it interesting when Vogue, a fashion magazine / brand, is more fetish porn than Playboy, a titty mag…that doesn’t show tits…because I guess when you pretend shit is for women, or when 95 percent of your readers are women – it is artistic and romantic…but when it’s for men…it’s hardcore porn that breeds sex offenders….SEXISM is a two way street…that doesn’t really matter because if you’re resorceful and perverted enough – you will find pics of tits…pussy…you’re looking for…because women like being naked on camera…

Her name is Hana Jirickova have no idea where she is from, but she looks like it is from a communist place where her parents once waited in line for toilet paper..a country that thanks to organized crime has opened up and turned into a place with the most billionaires per capita….breeding a group of women even more obsessed with designer clothing and all things expensive….while also producing some pretty tall, strong, and lovely looking women…who may not have a soul, but who sugar baby as good as anyone…like Ballet and pretty much all Olympic sports…it is a national acitivity….just ask Irina Shaky…

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2016

16

Dec

Ariel Winter Big Tits of the Day

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Ariel Winter is a monster….she’s on TV, and people are forgiving when it comes to people they see on TV, you know even though they should be more demanding on the quality of people they are forced to look at, because I know I hate on celebs for the most insignificant flaws, knowing they are disgusting humans…and in Ariel Winter’s case…weirdly shaped humans with weird heads and no neck…that are marketed and sold to the public…..when they should be sent back to where they drove in from with the dream of fame that has made them all fucked up thanks to fame hungry parents..while when it comes to regular women, with regular jobs, I don’t really care if they are disgusting, herpes ridden trolls pushing 400 lbs..I find beauty in everything but fame I guess….

That said, I still have eyes and can see big breast reduced, but still big, re-shaped tits on an 18 year old…and it doesn’t mean I like it…but I can see it..and sometimes just seeing it is all that matters..

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