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2016

19

Dec

Bella Hadid See Through Shirt of the Day

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Bella Hadid may be a shitty model…who is riding her sister’s fame and glory for a cheaper price because it works and people celebrate her like she matters….but she is showing her nipples that in an era of nipples everywhere doesn’t matter – but that I still prefer to her not showing nipple….

She’s a manufactured celebrity, it was paid for and even her celebrity relationship with Canada’s number two – the Weeknd, who I know has fucked other girls their entire public bullshit relationship, because all this shit is just opportunist on opportunist being opportunists – using each other in any way that they can to get as far as they can…a little deal with the devil type thing….

An whether they deserve the success or not – which in her case is I don’t think she does….she’s just rich, and rich brings opportunity, and people are fascinated with it, and want to buy into it…and her sister is the same fucking thing…and together they are like junior Kardashians who are friends with the kardashians…and other than being topless or in a sheer top, showing nipple rings cuz they are so edgy, there’s little to no excitement in her or what she does…and I am sure she knows it….

It’s like she could have so much substance, an interesting life, do good things, and still show her nipples, yet instead she chooses to be vapid garbage…I’ll still stare at…but not be impressed by, or actually care about…while I stare at her tits….so this is posted with no love…just boredom of “great, more nipples, not a bad thing, but not a revolutionary thing I am looking for”…step it up trick….take this narcissism to exciting places…..with more gaping buttonhole from big black cock…..THANKS.

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2016

19

Dec

Dree Hemingway Titty of the Day

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Dree Hemingway is in Twin Magazine…

She is Ernest Hemingway’s grand daughter or great grand daughter or some connection that I assume would make you step back and say “shit, that bitch is worth noticing, she’s Ernest Hemingways relation, and Ernest Hemingway was an American Literary Genius, someone they teach in schools, and she’s in a blood line, we should look at her and even hire her…..”

Her last name isn’t even Hemingway, but use whatever you’ve got in your nude pics – cuz people like associating with things they deem important….so let them know you are a direct product of Hemingway’s ejaculate 60 years later…..

That said I’m sure she’s a lovely person and a caring/giving soul….who does’t ride her family name at all and is responsible for her success solely on her hard work…that I doubt she needs to do – because there must be a trust fund out there, he’s still selling books and the money’s gotta go somewhere…

She’s been naked before…so we like her.

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2016

19

Dec

Ariel Winter Big Tits for Christmas of the Day

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My favorite part of these Ariel Winter tits for Christmas shopping, is that she’s next to little kids dressed like this, you know in a don’t be body shamed, love your body all while trying to keep the paparazzi alive by giving them a story in an era where there is no Christmas but more importantly, where there is no real need for the paparazzi – because social media makes it obsolete, while making sites like mine also obsolete…not that I was ever relevant – that’d be crazy to think I was…people just liked jerking off to celeb tits and I happened to post them…but this isn’t about me…it’s a story of survival, a story of a young girl sold to the entertainment industry at a young age by her parents, where she was a commodity before even realizing she was a person…she was obviously sucked up to, coddled, taken care of so that her parents didn’t lose their big chance they dreamt of…..spoiled, well paid, on a hit show…but still a story of survival because despite having her tits reduced, she’s still got tits, they survived, they made it and just came out as better shaped tits, and until she turned 18 and figured she’ll give the world what they want…or what she has been reading they wanted as she googled herself on set figuring herself out..in her formative years….so thank her parents for her wonderful behavior….but don’t thank them for her weird shaped body she’s compelled to show off for whatever reason she’s showing it off for…maybe it’s teen rebellion…that worked out…both pissing her parents who exploited her off and celebrating her tits….who cares…really…who fucking cares…

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2016

19

Dec

Rat Cow in a See Through Shirt Boarding the Private Jet of the Day

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Rat Cow posted a picture of her boarding a private plane – because she’s so fucking classy – and elegant and rich from her tits…tits she will never turn her back on…because she knows that without them – she is nothing, that she owes everything to them, including this private jet ride, and that her brain and the rest of her is just a conduit to get those tits out there and to give them the best life they deserve…and she’s not going to turn her back on them and wear a sweater or anything non see through – because that would be totally disrespectful to the one thing that made her dreams come true…

Take them across to the world…with that million dollars or more brands pay her to show her tits…

I am just amazed that brands keep pushing money to her – even though her and her tits aren’t empowered feminists…but sluts…naughty little exhibitionist sluts….all low level but for some reason celebrated…the world is so weird…and we are all living in it.

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2016

19

Dec

Kaley Cuoco See Through Dress of the Day

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100 Million Dollar deal for Kaley Cuoco has been pretty interesting situation for everyone’s favorite old, yet accessibly hot chick on the nerd show….but most interesting for her face that she’s hacked away at….through plastic surgery…

Because she was probably an annoying ego, where she felt she was hot, from the show all you creepers in your 40s remember, that John Ritter show many years ago, before he was dead, and before she was 40 fucking years old and someone we grew up with and now forced to watch scramble…

Marketed as a “teenager”….something we liked…and that we grew up and aged into hell because teens on TV in an era where TV mattered…was what people jerked off to…because it was pre internet….trying to stay “hot”….without realizing how broken down Plastic surgery makes a bitch look….and her dress is semi see through, but no nipples, on the implant tits, so not see through at all…I lied, I click baited, I win at internet marketing…but not at all…cuz I’m not a billionaire.

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2016

19

Dec

Charli XCX See Through of the Day

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Charli XCX may have nipples….and you may like to look at them and she may have accidentally posted them on social media – you know in an “oops” situation in an “I don’t know how this ended up here”….but don’t let it take away the fact that she’s the most talented singer in the fucking world….focus on her music…not the pressure of a woman with big tits…using her tits to get ahead for the patriarchy….like she was Pam Anderson….and not Adele who can’t use her tits for anything more than a table to rest her CAKE and Large Sized pizza on….

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2016

19

Dec

Romee Strijd Epic Cameltoe of the Day

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Romee Strijd is some Victoria’s Secret model with a massive fucking cameltoe on set for the evil empire – Victoria’s Secret that sells a lot of fucking overpriced underwear that is made in CHINA despite what your master leader supreme TRUMP wants….

I can’t relate to her, I mean I do understand big hungry vagina eating panties but she’s too hot and modeling in her prostituting, I’m more into fucking some fat prostitutes for very affordable rates…you know because they are old, down on their luck, because I wouldn’t be fucking an expensive prostitute..that would just be crazy…

But I can look at her ‘vagina…and think…’vagina…and that’s about as much depth as I’ve got for this typical Victoria’s Secret Nonsense…that has been the same for fucking ever….but new cameltoe…on model women…

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2016

19

Dec

Bella Thorne Titty on the Beach of the Day

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I don’t know if Bella Thorne is filming a very important movie, or if she’s doing the more important seduce the paparazzi by being ridiculous at the beach because the paparazzi are more important to her existence than actual paying jobs – since no one watches movies, no one cares about movies, no one cares about Bella Thorne unless she’s on the beach showing off her tits.

This is what her stage parents trained her for…and thank god for that – because this is her at her best…..I mean until I see the spread ass pics – that I know are on the way…that’s what life as a puppet addicted to followers eventually does…

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2016

19

Dec

Kylie Jenner the Transition is Complete of the Day

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Kylie Jenner, like her father, has gone through the transition of becoming Kim Kardashian…despite being white…not that you’d ever know that because of her color, and her body shape that was created in a lab in their basement, jacking up her face, sucking fat out of her non-athletic stomach and injected into her ass – so that she can be the video vixen her family wants her to be…

The rumor is that she has a sex tape, which would be the actual full circle, coming to completion, hatching of the devil….and in the meantime….she’s posting weird troll erotica…because this family is the fucking worst – as you already know…but trying to figure out a 19 year old that looks like this is always funny, especially because all of her followers do bootleg versions of her facial injections and look like fucking clowns – that we can experience every time we leave our house!

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2016

19

Dec

UFC Paige VanZant Weigh-in of the Day

I don’t think watching girls fight each other, other than in a bar setting in the late 90s, when it was encouraged, in mud….is that hot..

I guess there’s something masculine, terrifying, even disgusting about a woman warrior ready to kill any predators…and that’s ok for closet case homos, who don’t know how to deal with their homo….but for someone like me, who is traditionally attracted to small, weak, women who can’t run too fast, either due to an injury, disability, or roofies…I can’t get into it…I mean unless it’s at a college bar in mud…and I guess Jello, but Jello is too sticky…Call me a misogynist, I think of myself as a feminist…and none of this matters…because all you bros jerk off to this shit regardless of what I have to say…

So Paige VanZant, who lost this weekend’s fight….doesn’t take away the eroticism to those into Paige VanSant stripping down for her weigh in – like a Youtuber unboxing video – but better…

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