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Sara Sampaio Shows Off her Pussy in Tight Pants Under the Guise that it is a Fitness Video of the Day

Industry Flesh Puppet Jessica Alba Propagandizes for the Machine of the Day

Sydney Sweeney is Glamour’s Woman of the Year of the Day

Paige Spiranac Feeling Herself Up of the Day

Margaret Qualley is Hot for an Ugly Chick of the Day

2016

Dec

Ciara for Love Magazine of the Day

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This Love Magazine shit is such a joke, that it’s become a low level obsession for me, I’m like what dog shit did they scrape off the walls of their conference room when they were figuring out an idea for their annual advent calendar…I think they got to “the girls will have big followings, they will be diverse so we aren’t called racists, we will use video people with experience or a solid name, and that should be good enough”…

No story…art doesn’t have a story….just CONCEPT…you know in this Ciara video we see their abuse of a green screen…in their other videos you see a solid reminder that everything else they did this year was also shit….their credit roll is more interesting than the actual video…because I like the fucking snowflakes…this is a christmas calendar you fucking lazy fucks…who have fucking budget – and pull this…unreal…

Not to mention who the fuck is Ciara anyway.

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2016

Dec

Couple Have Crazy Public Sex and Other Videos of the Day

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Old Woman Gets Knocked Out and Shoved Into Trashcan

San Diego Cops Let K-9 Unit Attack naked Dude – Probably a Mexican #Trump

Worst U Turn Ever

Hollywood Metro Station Beating…

Casually Jerking Off

Texting While Squeezing into Train

Pretty Dumb Fucking Hobby

Shitty Fucking Pedestrian Death Due to Winter

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

Dec

Saggy Base of Vagina Skin Discussions on Health Forums is My Weird New Fetish of the Day

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Thanks to google I came upon a community of girls who post pics of their vaginas, asking about random skin tags at the base of their vagina, to see if their vaginas and their loose skin at the base of their vagina is normal…and for some reason….it’s my favorite thing I’ve seen in probably a decade of daily internet, reminding me that the real good times happen off Facebook owned corporate bullshit – filled with narcissistic self promoters – but rather the weird anonymous places where people seek validation, advice, contact with people with similar issues – and the pervert voyeurs like me who jerk off to them…

I call this a Christmas miracle, like It’s a Wonderful Life, I’ve reconnected with something that’s always been a part of my life, at least since 1995, and made me remember what it is I loved about it, and why I devoted my life to it, before a time when everyone was annoyingly doing it…you know when it was for freaks, weirdos, not mainstream idiots posting pics of their food, asses, etc…

I’m fucking George Bailey up in here…facing a gift from god saying ‘everytime a bell rings – internet weirdness still exists, is interesting, inspires and all that other noise is just noise’..

The internet is alive people…and all it took was girls and their pussy skin tags to make me see the light…

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2016

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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A bunch of models – or instagram models – are posting pics from Syria or wherever that is – of dad’s running with their dead babies – it’s the weirdest trend in social media – that I guess they are trying to be shocking and use their half retard model following – for good.

You know these vapid, materialistic, mindless cunts who date rich guys and eat at 3000 dollar dinners – and brag about it – in their world of expensive things – that they think is a sign of their successes – are trying to make a difference with dead baby pics.

It’s so fucking lame, actually do something, not to mention – some people will say “one dead baby is too many dead babies”…while another guy hates babies, they represent future humans and will think it’s a good thing….especially the racists who hate Arabs, voted trump and want to see as many of these people dead…

The whole thing is very bad, lazy, armchair activism….that should revert back to them spending their days trying to look hot – to show off tits.

Here are some stepLINKS in the Morning….

Ryan Lochte Kissing Some Bikini Slut With Fake Tits Stomach Because He Knocked Her Up of the Day
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INXS fans – Homo Michael Hutchence is Releasing Solo Music – Post Auto-Aphixia death
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The Epidemic of Passable Movies
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John Mayer Shoulda Posted Taylor Swift Nudes for her Birthday
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Made in Chelsea Star – in Dubai – Getting Shit On By Rich Guys Who Watch Made in Chelsea – WEARING A BIKINI
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Mariah Carey’s Big Old Tits are Everywhere
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The Best of Ozzy man Reviews
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Johnny Depp is Selling his Amazing South of France House – You Shoulda Been a Actor Heartthrob – They Own Nice Shit
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Dunkirk Trailer
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2016

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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I love having conversations with people complaining about no living in the tropics – during bullshit winter – which seems to happen every winter – some of the poorest people live in the tropics….and if you’ve been the tropics getting Hepatitis from the “water”….you’ll know that…

I love that whenever someone gets herpes from a random girl – they never discuss it – but when they get the Clap – they fucking advertise it.

I love telling girls I have a hooker fetish to get their price out of them – since everyone has a price – because most girls tell me to go hire an actual hooker – as a hooker fetish is one of the easiest fetishes to satisfy – if you have some money and don’t fear hooker sex….much easier than specific fetishes, like raping elderly women in old folks homes, despite the chances of getting away with it…it’s hard to leave marks on big vagina that doesn’t have the elasticity to protest…plus alzheimers…

I love where this coversation is going….because it’s hardly a conversation – I am in this alone – so it is more like interpretive internet text I use to seduce all the ladies….hey ladies…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Victoria’s Secret Models Sing Santa Baby
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The Internet is Mad at Hilary Duff for Kissing Her Son
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Keke Palmer See Through to Nipple
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Mariah Carey – Big Tits
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Disco Ball Cemement Truck for the Faggots
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The Best Meme of 2016
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Amber Heard – Hooking – Hooker
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Megan Fox as Santa
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Harley Quinn, Catwoman and Poison Ivy Get Their Own Movie
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Rita Ora See Through Business…
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Bieber and Madison Beer
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John Mayer Hates Taylor Swift’s Birthday…
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Pia Mia Tits in a See Through
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Fat Ashley Graham Cleavage….
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Recently Dumped Bitch of the Day
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Fifth Harmony Got Busted for Weed at the Airport
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Anastasia Ashley
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Taylor Hill in a Bra
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Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Pratt Insulting Each Other
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Kickflipping Glass Skateboard
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Nicole Scherzinger’s Anti Abortion Cuz She Has No Uterus Due to being a Man – Almost Made her Prevent Doing A Movie
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The Anti Trump Alan Thicke Memorial Tweet
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Nicki Benz – Porn Tits
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Some Eastern Euro Chick’s Pussy
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Squirty the Stripper
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Dramatic Porn TRailer
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Twerking Volleyball Player Gets It
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Mister Big Load
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Naked Chick with Fake Tits
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GIF of the Day
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Ball Sucker
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Greek Slut in a Bikini of the Day
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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This is an Amazing Gift for Meatlovers and Vegans
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Another Amazing Gift Idea – Two Drinks One Cup…
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VAPE OF THE DAY
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Glass BONGS of the Day
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2016

Dec

Hybrid Genetically Modified Test Tube Baby Josephine Skriver Beach Photoshoot of the Day

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Josephine Skriver is the vagina Victoria’s Secret created in a lab…

Sure they give this whole story…a romantic story…that is a great for the media that is about a gay and lesbian biologist who were so desperate to have kids in a country where DNA / Cloning was legal at the time that they did it themselves in the lab…because saying “we genetically coded a robot human model to exploit as hard as we can to save money on model expenses – as a team of robot models that are perfect to our standards – like how UBER wants their self driving cars”…..you know logical business…

Well, she’s doing a shoot for them, topless, because they own her – sure they lend her out to other people – but that’s just to get her name out there – to make the cycle of bullshit complete…Robot women are fucking fantastic and I’m not into Sci/Fi…

TO SEE HER VS CATALOG PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Josephine Skriver|SFW

2016

Dec

Rita Ora Intense Outfit of the Day

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Rita Ora finally got a job…in fashion…because I guess the music industry didn’t work for her…but we should take a minute to celebrate how far big tits you’re willing to show off can do for you and take you….from record deal to hit records no one has heard…to work VISAS in the USA….and now to judging models on TV like she knows anything about models…all while running an endorsement deal she’s finally closed with a lingerie company – which make sense cuz of her tits…tits that are part of the ad deal and that she’s showing off while doing appearances for the lingerie company in something you’d expect her to wear to her castings…not out in public…TITS!!! That will never be Rihanna…but wish they were Rihanna…and tried real fucking hard to be Rihanna….but remains tits…which is really at the core – all that matters…

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Posted in:Rita Ora|SFW

2016

Dec

Hilary Duff on Her Knees of the Day

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Hilary Duff has fired her trainer, or maybe he’s still training her, but she’s kicked him out of the bedroom, but still has the ability to get on her knees, all thick and strong, build like she lifts bro….

I would like to figure out what the story behind her having sex with her hired help is….is she a recently divorced pervert who is forced to fuck the staff – because she’s busy and they won’t say no to her…..Is this how power tripping works…or is it convenience…or is she just the kind of girl who gets horny as fuck in the gym and just can’t contain herself and is like a slave owner who fucks what they own because they own it…

Or did the dude run the fuck away because he didn’t want to be owned – and her celebrity life was too annoying to deal with – because celebs are the fucking worst..egos, babies, brats, the worst…

But staring at her on her knees is ok..

Posted in:Hilary Duff|SFW

2016

Dec

Victoria Justice Topless Shoot of the Day

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Victoria Justice is the bootleg Arianna Grande – because Grande was the support staff on the Victoria Justice show – and the Victoria Justice celebrity pretty much ended there – while homie Grande – who you know this once can’t stand – put on way too much fucking make up and made herself a famous popstar – because that’s just how life works…

But at least Victoria Justice can still get topless for photoshoots, people still care right, people still know who she is, Disney or Nickelodeon – that shit is legit…right….probably because people are perverts across the fucking board – because dudes may like looking at nudes, but clearly the bitches in the nudes are well aware they are nude when the pics are being taken…you know…it is a two way street here…

Posted in:SFW|Victoria Justice

2016

Dec

Guess the Ginger Ass in a One Piece of the Day

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Her name is Isla Fisher. She’s 40. She’s Australian. She’s ginger….which means that her pubic hair, assuming she has pubic hair, because most ginger’s think their orange pubic hair is a flaw, and when I was 15, I would agree with them, not because I don’t like bush, I’ve always loved bush, I just found it creepy when it glowed in the dark, was neon as fuck, but then I grew up and realized, I should have taken advantage of all the GINGERS who were alienated like it was the era of killing your ginger baby because you thought it was a demon from hell – that you’d be forced to exile…I’ve seen Willow. I know how it works.

THAT SAID…She’s the vagina that Sacha Baron Cohen has made babies with since 2008 – 6 years after they first connected – she was born in Oman…so don’t let her GINGER pussy make you think she’s not a terrorist…even if she converted to Jewish to be with Sacha Baron Cohen….and spent 3 years doing it…jews….am I right…

We don’t like 40 year old ass, but this is a fake tabloid – so let’s document it….and really after three kids – asses shouldn’t look like this…

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Posted in:Isla Fisher|SFW