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2016

13

Dec

Kylie Jenner’s Got a Wall Calendar of the Day

Yes…A wall calendar….

I like to refer to Kylie Jenner an the Kylie Jenner experiment, because she seems like the final thing, I mean other than used condoms (as if she uses condoms) that Bruce Jenner shat out of her pussy hole….where she was cultivated in the test tube that was Kris Jenner’s uterus….probably while in her mid to late 40s as one last way to cash in on her stage parenting…despite the health risks that would happen birthing at that age…creating what looks like some novelty item, maybe a sex toy, a doughy marshmallow filled circus freak in a onesie or leggings…or other trendy fashion items because she is materialistic…she represents all things money grubbing, mall brand, consumerism, garbage…and her ethnicity is massively obscure looking….is she orange, white, black…who fucking knows…but they did a real number on her in the basement BOTOX clinic the family houses in one of their 5,000,000 dollar homes…TERRIFYING…

Is she human, barely. Can she sell nonsense, definitely…..kids looking up to her, terrifying, she’s just some doughy faced muppet…living the vapid garbage empty existence…where her dead eyes dance in a boomerang video on instagram….getting paid…as some half retard leader to a group of full retards…but in reality retards actual retards have more to offer….than these “buy skinny tea from a fat chick in spandex” idiots…

So she’s decided to push the limits of her capabilities as a Glamour model, and is selling Calendars, none of the profits go to charity, or do any good, they just buy her a new Rolls Royce and her mom gets her 50% for orchestrating it…and it’s actually the one thing she’s done that makes sense, because she’s so bootleg, ghetto, vile, disgusting, you’d think, despite all her instagram fans, that they couldn’t afford computers or smart phones, they sold them for crack and were like “what day is it, I need to track my welfare check”…or maybe they use it to track their periods that are few and far between so that they don’t get knocked up when turning bareback tricks…

Who the fuck wants, uses, needs a wall calendar…mechanics? Is Kylie big in the mechanic world…these cunts sell anything…

What fucking trash….

Here’s an instagram pic to reaffirm how vile she is…

Posted in:Kylie Jenner|SFW

2016

13

Dec

Lea Michele Underboob To Prove She’s a Woman of the Day

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I like to call Lea Michele a transgender because transgenders are fucking weird and I hate having conversations with people defending them – as it’s clearly a mental disorder – and dressing like a chick, pretending to be a chick, using it to your advantage like the Williams sisters – or Lea Michele…totally fine…but the second you go too far with hormones, cutting off genitals and all that other shit…you’re in a whole other realm of weird and broken…not that I care if a motherfucker turns his dick into a vagina, but I’m not going to celebrate it….

The only good thing about the mainstreaming of sex vs gender / tranny vs transgender is co-ed bathrooms I can follow girls into – listen to them shit and jerk off like a normal person…

I dont’ think Lea Michele is transgender, she was just jew faced and I guess got some fillers and work done and looks human now…not to say jewish people aren’t human…I mean I could have called her anything with a big nose faced – but we live in a world of hate – let’s target one specific group….

I do think that her underboob is pretty good times – in a world that is empty and that doesn’t have real issues that we should focus on – we should stare at them…it’s what RUSSIA wants you reality show filled idiots to do…

I’ve heard that Lea Michele has no friends…and if she wears her bathing suit – I am willing to change that…she deserves to have love songs sung to her….instead of always being the one singing love songs to her dead fiance…..

Enough of this brilliant rendition of a blog post…no one cares about.

A video posted by Lea Michele (@leamichele) on Dec 7, 2016 at 8:06am PST

Posted in:Lea Michele|SFW

2016

13

Dec

Shanina Shaik For Love and Lemons Shoot of the Day

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Shanina rhymes with vagina…at least the way I am pronouncing it…which is what matters because I am a self involved anti social who doesn’t talk to anything but the voices in my head….

She is Australian…but ethnically she’s from Lithuania, Pakistan and Saudi….which is proof that if you cross breed humans you can end up with designer labia, like the Cock-a-Doodle or the Godlie Poo or whatever the fuck else is cross bred with poodles in the dog world to create mutts you can brand and sell to rich people…

She’s in bathing suits for a clothing brand, she’s not really showing anything amazing, no labia, no butthole, but if she’s still fucking Tyson Beckford we can assume those orifices have been banged the fuck out…he’s big and black and that’s what happens to vaginas that are built to pass babies through them….

I like the shitty color, the pouring water on herself, it’s like ART but the instagram version that has destroyed anything that remotely felt like art…reminding us that art is just a lie – a scam….a way to sell bullshit…

FASCINATING POST BY A FASCINATING PERSON…I know. How do I even exist…

Posted in:SFW|Shanina Shaik

2016

13

Dec

Joanna Krupa Naked for Maxim Magazine of the Day

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Joanna Krupa is pretty fucking old…and despite looking good naked…typical, basic, fake titty blonde chick from the late 90s….but still good naked…she’s still pretty fucking old…so whether this is good or bad, I can’t really be a judge….because I think all tits – old or not – are great or worth looking at. I am a pervert, I am sex obsessed, everything I have done my entire life has been sex related, and whether I think a girl or glamour model from Y2K is pathetic at her core as she reaches for any visibility she can get or not….is irrelevant….the fact that she was able to take shitty photoshoots to shitty reality tv…to still exist is a feat in and of itself, as most hookers retire by this time…yet Krupa and her communist drive keep going to task…good job.

Posted in:Joanna Krupa

2016

13

Dec

Taylor Hill’s Christmas Shoot vs Stella Maxwells of the DAy

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Taylor Hill brings the Christmas cheer for some bullshit fashion magazine – because she’s posing with Christmas lights, which is more Christmas that most brands are going – for fear of pissing off their non Christian audience – even though non Christians fucking love Christmas as much as Christians do – since Christmas isn’t even about fucking Jesus anymore – it’s about PRESENTS…and SANTA…and marketing…and food and drinks…and fucking recently divorced lonely women who don’t have the kids this year – cuz their dad took them to Florida with his new hooker wife…YES…miracles…little miracles…called all you can drink Christmas parties…and snowmen…and fireplaces…the warm shit, and not because you ate too many chilies, but because you realize you have a fucking soul…and some spirit…as you take all the free shit people donated to people like you – thanks to poverty….it’s the best time of year to mooch..and the best time of year to take advantage of the depressed…and if you’re a company the best time of year to cash the fuck in…so why all the Christmas Hate….maybe TRUMP will make Christmas great again…I’ve already heard him say “Merry Christmas”…something the PC would never do….

Not that any of that matters, I mean this is barely Christmas, it’s some VS model sprawled on a ghetto couch with lights…but it’s enough…you know…the kind of thing that inspires me to watch It’s a WOnderful life and wonder if they had anal sex would they still have as many kids….you know the important questions you should ask while watching Christmas movies……

I guess Stella Maxwell and some other Victoria’s Secret girl’s shoot is more Christmas…they even have a TWINK Santa and lots of GIFTS to remind you that going broke to impress family and friends is the primary goal of Christmas…and if you can’t afford to buy people nice things – you are a worthless human being who should kill himself…thanks MARKETING…

Posted in:SFW|Taylor Hill

2016

13

Dec

Lottie Moss is Not Kate Moss of the Day

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I know what you’re thinking, and that’s “I need to cum, where are the tits”…because you’re a fucking primate….and you think of me as some kind of celebrity porn fetish site, even though I am much more than that…a poet…just read my words…

But you’re also thinking, if you’ve even read the title – who the fuck is Lottie Moss and that you know she is definitely not Kate Moss, no matter how hard she milks the name, or gets campaigns based on the family connection, or even if she makes all that model money…she is just fucking bootleg…they have the same dad, big fucking deal…

But at least she’s out there showing her MOSSY nipples, something her big sister, who is old enough to be her mom, has done so well, along with fucking rockstars and doing cocaine…

She’s in a bikini….

Posted in:Lottie Moss|SFW

2016

13

Dec

Love Magazine Releases Another Bullshit Garbage Video for Christmas of the Day

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So Sara Sampaio is a top model, she gets fucking paid, she’s skinny, she’s tall enough, she makes money, straight from the fishing village of Portugal to the mean streets of new york…yet LOVE magazine made her look like dog shit….serious fucking dog shit…it looks like they pulled her out of bed and spent 14 seconds with her for their minute video to celebrate Christmas…in some uninspiring, no continuity – advent calendar that is more ‘pull something together, get her in lingerie and run with it” nonsense…

I know, why am I posting this nonsense, why am I giving them views…because I have no original content and I rely heavily on stealing other people’s shit for my very important posts no one reads or finds funny – because they are just mean…you pussies..

This video is directed by Hype Williams….who I am going to assume has had a stroke, or alzheimers, or a drug addiction making him lose everything he worked for…..

This video…of a top model – that sucks…has his name attached to it…

He has directed – Busta Rhymes – Woo Ha, TLC No Scrubs, Will Smith – Getting Jiggy wit it, Kanye West – Gold Digger, and movies, and documentaries, for the last 30 years…you can see the videography HERE ….and now this…

Posted in:SFW|Videos

2016

13

Dec

Snake Bite Co is the Gift Idea of the Day

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I am the kind of guy who drinks a lot of whatever I can get my hands on – and I always have a bottle opener on my key chain, because I’m not a fucking trailer park dwelling open a beer that’s not a twist top with my teeth, or a lighter, or against a counter or sidewalk, I am not that crafty and end up ruining my beer, swallowing glass, shitting blood for life…and it’s really not worth the headache, so I get equipped…

So I was happy to partner up with SNAKE BITE CO because they have fucking awesome key chains, classy, people won’t think you’re a ghetto and pathetic fuck, and it makes for a good gift…so GET ONE …

We had our stepGIRL @_rinaaa takeover our step_Girls snapchat – and here’s the fucking story…she was in the Caribbean on some fancy trip with fancy people….and looked as amazing as always…even though I wasn’t invited….she did it all for the a href=”https://snakebiteco.com” target=”_blank”> SNAKE BITE

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Posted in:SFW|Videos

2016

13

Dec

Jesus Freak Tells Kids there is no Santa and Other Videos of the Day

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Wife Rubs Ground Chilli on Woman’s Pussy Out of Jealousy – Woman on WOman Crimes…

Woman Dragged Off Plane

Mom Blasting Girl who She Caught Sucking Off her Son

Bouncer Sucker Punches a Dude

Bikini Girl Squats with Bikini Wearing Sister on her Shoulders

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

13

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Brains are not the new tits….underground necrophilia groups online are….

Now I’m not a necrophiliac, but sexting with what pretends to be a woman necrophiliac, telling

Is the inspiration behind my romance novel – “I can still watch if I’m dead”

“Let me live out my necro fantasy I’ll use my mouth on your cold dead body. My hands will work your rigor mortus dick and ride you looking at your empty face. I’ll get you so hard baby. You can’t move or make a sound. You’re not allowed. It will ruin everything”….

And they say people have lost that Christmas Cheer….because of those damn Russians…

Here are some stepLINKS…

McDonald’s Christmas Fail of the Day is Amazing
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Kanye Had a Meeting with Trump
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A whore and her Churro
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Sand Skiing is Amazing
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Some Slut and a Teddy Bear
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How Do People Not Care About this Patti Smith Forgetting Lyrics – It is Hilarious
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Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Pratt Doing Bullshit for Idiots on the Internet who Have No Taste
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Mariah Carey Tit Tour
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Check Out My Hot Sauce Photoshoot with Dead Fish and Tits…
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Kylie Jenner – Marketing Herself in Weird Ways
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Flip or Flop Breakup Makes Fat American Trash Cry
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