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2016

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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I like when I find half naked pics of aspiring models on porn sites….you know these girls who get more and more naked as the years of not being famous go on…because it feels like they’ve cracked and lowered themselves to sex work…even if it is fashionable nudity that they will never admit is sex work…because they are delusional and entitled and like to think they are doing art – and are more than just vapid, attention seeking, desperate so they get naked sluts….trying to get work, trying to pay their rent, soon to be hooking and banging rich guys…because they are hot…and the rich guys won’t view them as the hookers they are….because everyone rationalizes what they do…expecially when this is all so fucking stupid..and there’s actual interesting shit going on in real life…that shouldn’t involved social media life with bullshit or “real” models, but rather be about me ejaculating on fucking Christmas….the way GOD intended it…

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Kylie Jenner – Naked for Terry Richardson
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You Can Buy Queen Victoria’s 43 Inch Underwear…
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Never Show Fear in Front of a Lion
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Cindy Brady Doesn’t Life Faggots
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Kate Upton in Leggings
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Tobey Maguire Might Be Dating Demi Moore
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Boxer Throws Table at Opponent
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Some Boring “excitement” at the Critics Choice Awards…
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This is What Mandy Moore Looks Like
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Rachel Leigh Cook in a Christmas Outfit for the Christmas Fetishists
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Bella Hadid See Through
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Lisa Opie See Through
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Surprising Dad with Rose Bowl Tickets
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Life Size T-Rex Made of Balloons – Why
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Katherine McPhee in a Dumb Outfit
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Mariah Carey Tits are Everywhere
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Bill Mahar Tells Hillary
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AnnaLynne McCord’s Booty Pop of the Day
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Toby Maguire is a Wreck
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Micaela Shaefer in Lingerie Promoting Bullshit
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Strange Public Toilet Designs
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Old and Fat Genevieve Morton in a Bathing Suit of the Day
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How David Blaine Barf Frogs
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Madison Beer Braless Big Tits
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Joceyln Has a Mangled Face…
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Father and Son Share a Hooker
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Mr Big Load
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Jana Fox has Big Tits…
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Caitlin Naked with Headphones
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Taylor Rain Spread Vagina…
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Perving on Bikini Neighbors
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Girl Exploring Her Vagina
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Greek Woman in a Bikini
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2016

Dec

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Obnoxious Hashtag on a Private Island with Other Sluts of the Day

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In case you were wondering…Alessandra Ambrosio is in the Bahamas right now…on a private island…doing some bullshit photoshoot at 35 years old…looking good and half naked…despite being 5 years dead in terms of sex appeal according to me…making me wonder if I am a necrophiliac for liking these pics…that aren’t even that exciting…but that happened…with the most obnoxious hashtag ever #foreveronvacation…

#foreveronvacation…

She’s FOREVER ON VACATION with millions in the bank, rich cock cumming in her pussy, a mom of a few kids…yet #foreveronvacation….fuck yourself and die you show off Brazilian hooker…offending all of us not forever on vacation cuz we don’t look good in a bikini, we aren’t tall skinny bitches, and willing to be a good time for rich guys who pay for her company…#foreveronvacation….let’s hope her Bahama jumper plane goes down like she was Aaliyah…you know to really remind her that FOREVER isn’t always a long time…

EMRATA AND BELLA HADID are there also…and so are Elsa Hosk, Hailey Baldwin….let’s hope all their Bahamas jumper planes goes down like they were all Aaliyah…seriously – these overrated bitches aren’t about to off themselves, they are a the top of their game – they think they are offering the world the best of who they are – we need extraneous factors to END that shit..

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2016

Dec

Jodie Sweetin Ex Meth Addict in Maxim of the Day

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What the fuck is this all about Stephanie Tanner – the busty mom – and her big tits stripping down half naked like she’s got it going on in her 30s…because in her 20s, she was addicted to meth, spending all the full house money getting high, while the kids were at daycare or some shit, but more interestingly while DJ Tanner was out doing weirdo Christian missions, because all child stars are broken, addicts, who need saving…some just choose Jesus…while others have a little more fun with it…

She’s back, her tits still huge, and I guess this is better than her being found dead during a relapse, you know second wind, second life, living the dream that was taken away from her when the show went off the air – leaving her with nothing….

But it’s not better than her being a drug addicted hooker you can afford to bang….because paying Stephanie Tanner for sex so she can afford her next hit would be something I’d save 100 bucks to do…just for the story….we’ll have none of that though because she managed that drug addiction…and if she relapsed she’s almost too old for the kind of crackwhorin’ I’d be into..

That said, She did Maxim…

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2016

Dec

Liv Mathis From my Facebook Slutty of the Day

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Liv Mathis was a Facebook friend for awhile, she still is and she’s incredible….So I feel like I know all about her life because I saw her move from South Carolina to LA to be a model in the past couple years….

I feel like she was all wholesome while making her transition from South Carolina to LA…and has slowly morphed into this…half naked instagramming for an instagram photographer…nipples everywhere because that’s the only way you get noticed when you’re a hot chick trying to get noticed…it is the model life…a life that’s actually a struggle because the world is full of hot chicks…especially LA…and I think she’s fucking amazing….I am a fan…..looking good girl…stop ignoring my DMs…

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2016

Dec

The Critics Choice Awards Happened of the Day

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I hate award shows. I find them all a fucking scam because they are a fucking scam. It’s celebrating nonsense that doesn’t matter. It’s giving people who have already scammed the world internal competitions amongst themselves to benchmark their success…because being overpaid isn’t enough for them…and normally the writing, the speeches, the product integration is all just too fucking low level bullshit for me to handle…

I was at my TV addict friend’s house, and he scrolled past it, so I said “what’s that, Critic’s Choice Awards, let’s see this bullshit”….we saw one camera pan of Emma Stone, and one joke from that tall stoner dude everyone loves…and changed the channel never to return again…

Well, it turns out the critics matter, even though the critics should stick to ripping apart these people and not praising them, it makes things more interesting…fucking rip these fragile egos apart and make them kill themselves like a real CRITIC is supposed to…instead…they fucking award them…and everyone goes out for the free champange and to dress up for taste of old hollywood, or 22 years of critic choice awards…like it matters…when it doesn’t…

I’m just doing this for the tits..

Jessica Biel Was There She’s a Famous Person’s wife…and she’s old…

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Bella Thorne was There because you gotta go wherever you can as you attempt to be the next big thing in Hollywood, when you’re just a trashy instagram hooker…any opportunity you get to appear anywhere is some kind of status that trashy instagram hookers don’t experience….we know the CRITICS choice only allowed her there for the instagram plug…

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Kaley Cuoco was there and she makes 100,000,000 dollars a year…which is insane..but I guess it will finance or continue to finance her over the top plastic surgery…by 60 this bitch will look like a clown, but until then…she’ll just be the accessible nerd hot chick on a nerd show people actually watch….

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Emmy Rossum was THere and she is dog shit, even with cleavage, but we’ve seen her have sex on TV, the only thing that makes her relevant and I guess that makes her one step above porn chick, so here’s to porn taken out of the Valley…and dropped in hollyood….

Leave your house, this bitch is so basic, there are hotter girls at the grocery store, in the fucking hardware store, EVERYWHERE….don’t celebrate her.

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Ariel Winter was There looking like a Korean prostitute – ready to give you a handjob just as soon as she finishes eating the all you can eat Korean BBQ….this could take a while….but while she does that – stare at that back….which could also take a while…because it’s so fucking big and to take it all in…takes work…porky fucking pig..what a fucking monster…

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2016

Dec

MILLA JOVOVICH FOR ELLE RUSSIA OF THE DAY

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Since Russia Rigged Your Election – and everyone is crying about it – because your country is so weak that Russia has the ability to rig your election for you – something that should make you all very nervous if it is actually true – because that’s pretty fucking weak…

I guess if they can rig your election, and decide your president, they can probably do a lot more damage, especially since your country is so unstable and disliked….but I guess watching things self destruct is a better troll than just attacking a country….

I am not anti American, I just have a hard time believing that the country can allow Russia to decide who will win the election…if they did decide the election…maybe there should be a re-election…or maybe that’s what they are trying to get done…seems like fake news to me….blame Russia…

So to celebrate Russia and their rumored win, in a country that has been rigging elections in the middle east forever…the same country that created and trained Bin Landen and Sadam….only to create wars against those people…that you all paid for with your tax money…here’s some Russian actor, who rigged your American movies in the 90s….in Russian Elle…which is owned by an American country…GLOBALIZATION yo…

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2016

Dec

Bella Thorne VS Ariel Winter for Christmas of the Day

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Ariel Winter and Bella Thorne are the 18 year old actors that are taking the instagram hooker lead – and posting as slutty as they can – because I guess that’s just the nature of their generation – that’s what people are watching, followers is what gets them job, they grew up on porn and they were sold off to the media at a young age by very eager parents that wanted nothing more than money and fame, so they’ve been raised to give people what they want – to get the pay day – and the fact it worked made for narcissists not scared to show some slutty that isn’t too slutty – because in this era the only thing too slutty would be GAPING asshole…

It’s interesting that both famewhores who are famous and trying to take instagram viewers back to TV….are doing the slutty santa the same weekend but not that interesting because they are on the same program, the same puppet, the same bullshit…and slutty santas are always great so keep up the same nonsense – just do it more on all fours.

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2016

Dec

Kylie Jenner Dressed Like Christina Aguilera for her 35th Birthday of the Day

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Kylie Jenner was invited to be some kind of puppet at Christina Aguilera’s 35th birthday, because Kylie and X-Tina are homies who probably do drugs in their Calabasas homes together, or maybe they just have casual movie night, maybe they are neighbors, and BFFs because all these people are vapid, too rich for their own good, garbage that I think should be the first to die in the nuclear holocaust….but I never get what I want…so they keep on fucking winning…while polluting the fucking world….

It is super weird when someone shows up to your birthday – dressed like you…but all these narcissists – self involved – they all love likes and following…relevance and are addicted to it…because that’s all they know..

Either way…weird…

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2016

Dec

Vanessa Hudgens for the Foot Fetishists of the Day

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Nothing says Monday – like jerking off to Vanessa Hudgens’ feet….especially if you’re a foot fetishist, the guy she took this pic for, because for some reason – every single girl, not just the whores, but regular girls, find foot fetishes creepy but hilarious, and every single girl, not just the whores, are willing to sell pictures of their feet to creepy dudes on the internet that they meet on instagram.

I know girls who have sold three pics of their feet for 100 dollar…regular girls, not just whores…fully knowing dude is going to jerk off to those pics in the weirdest fucking way…and that dudes paying for pics of feet are probably real fucking weird…and giving them the feet pics are probably not the best thing to give a foot fetishists…like giving an addict heroin….it will lead them to bad places…

These are the same girls who refuse to send pussy pics dudes who like pussy…the pussy fetishists…which is a normal fetish to have…it’s kind of what the human experience is based on…but feet….sure…here you go you fucking freak…it’s just my feet…crazy…

Terrible….and here are some High School Musical in her 30s feet..

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2016

Dec

Love Calendar Keeps On Delivering the Dog Shit of the Day

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Weak…I know Kim Kardashian is a fucking monster, but having her walk in slow motion in front of a green screen showing Northern Lights…is just weak. I could recreate this in my fucking basement apartment, I just don’t know any shit colored trannies with sloppy tits that I could use…but I should parody this, to remind you all that Kim Kardashian is fucking dog shit and so is LOVE Magazines’ advent calendar….just step it up you fashion cunts…

Doutzen Kroes cuz no one else wants her…shot by Hype Williams….a legendary hip hop music video director from the 90s…who even did Hollywood movies…and this is the uninspired shit he’s doing now…as much as I hate instagram content producers, at least they produce better shit than this…

Heidi Klum 300 Years Old….shot by Rankin – Naked in Tub….with star nipples, because I guess her actual nipples are starting to show their age and can’t be showcased…or maybe it’s just not YOUTUBE friendly…who knows…but I’d rather see the nips…

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