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2016

Nov

Paris Hilton Old Wattle Neck and Tranny Face for Galore of the Day

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Paris Hilton’s old neck, jacked up tranny face, has been featured in a photoshoot for a magazine, because the 90s are in right now, hipsters love that shit, and Paris Hilton is one of the big players of famous for nothing, something that paved the way for so much social media narcissism, that she’s an icon or leader to all these fame whores….

I think she looks like shit, her neck and hands look old, her face jacked up, and overall just a stupid parody of Paris Hilton – or her pink princess branding – that she did on purpose because she understood marketing….

To me she’s not relevant, but then again I can’t access her social media to see all the great things she’s doing in Arab countries like Lohan…because Arab countries recognize the brand name and buy into it….I guess her or her team have blocked me from seeing her nonsense, because I don’t think Paris Hilton is a fan of me, or maybe her social media team isn’t a fan of me, you have to keep in mind that back in the pre-social media era, sites like this were the only place to go to see celebrity bullshit get them call them out- so there’s no doubt that me being blocked from seeing her social media posts is intentional…she’s clearly not a fan…it’s old people problems…you know…2005 shit…

Which is fine with me, because I don’t like Paris Hilton, I don’t find her hot, I only appreciate that she’s skinny, and that if I want I can see her pussy in various pictures of her, and not only is she the reason for Kim Kardashian, who did the exact same fucking tactic as her, and made more money, she’s paved the way for so many other hookers….so I guess that’s ok also…

I don’t know what she said in the article, or if I care to find out her insight on tricking marketers to pay her and give her a show for being a silly character…but you can find out more
VIA GALORE

The pics are enough Paris Hilton bullshit for me. They bore me – but are a parody of Paris Hilton, shit the 20-25 year olds grew up with – so they probably fucking LOVE this shit….I’m more into her pussy work…even if it’s herpes pussy work…it’s still her best work…

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2016

Nov

Christina Ricci Nippple for a Photoshoot of the Day

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Christina Ricci is in a titty photoshoot – where she’s showing off her breast reduced nipple – many years after it was breast reduced…

We’ve seen her nipple before – IN THIS MOVIE and TO SHOW OFF HER TATTOO

But it’s nice to see that it hasn’t fallen off, and that the stitches have held up and the human body is capable of healing…right? Or maybe it’s just nice to see a 35 or 36 year old who everyone used to talk about back in the child star years..the Lohan before Lohan…pre-breast reduction – still going at it….because she may be an old mom…but she’s still Christina Ricci…the mainstream child star to indie movie star with huge tits – who was dark and damaged – became anorexic and chopped of her big girl tits – before re-entering TV…then disappearing for a decade – only to come back and remind us she still exists…

Unless these are old pics, in which case – my post – like all my posts is just stupid, not worth reading – no one cares…

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2016

Nov

Lindsey Von’s Fit Athlete Bikini Body of the Day

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Last week, Lindsey Vonn, your Olympian, made headlines because she gave thanks to her boyfriend, who happens to be another light skinned black man, because as they say, once you go back, you never go back…and she’s just being a cliche…

Now she’s in recover from some injury she had surgery for, and her body is fucking rippped…skiing goddess with the strong legs she can bounce up and down on black dick with, and probably does, because that’s why they keep coming around..if you’ve ever fucked a skier, or really any bitch with strong legs, as most Canadians have, since we only get around on skis and skates, you will know their ability to smash the fuck out of your balls with their pussy is legendary and worth hanging out at the ski shack drinking hot chocolate all day waiting for them to come in wearing their spandex outfits all fucking pumped up and testosterone filled – ready to fuck….if you’re strong enough to wrestle them into the back of your snowcat..,it’s called a little apres ski the way it was intended to be…If you know what I mean…and if you don’t…just look at Lindsey Vonn, your American ski hero and her fit as fuck body – it’s hot to me…so should be to you…since I’m the only person reading this.

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2016

Nov

J.Lo’s Booty Shake Dance in the Club of the Day

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I guess J.Lo is out celebrating Castro’s death like all the other Cubans in Miami who were oppressed and forced to escape the country on a fucking raft made out of sticks, and old tires, and some gifts white tourists left over the years – during a 50 year communist rule of a dictator, who was apparently quite likeable if you weren’t American or Cuban….

Because why else would a mom be out at the club shaking her ass like she’s in her 20s, when she’s actually pushing 50…..

Oh right, because she’s J.Lo, who still has a good ass and figures she’ll keep using it over and over and over and over until it fucking explodes – because shit makes her all kinds of money and the Hisapanics still buy her albums – and love her half naked, latin dancing….no matter what age she is – it’s a cultural thing..sure it’s a culture she’s appropriating because she’s zero hispanic, but was a great angle for her ridiculous career…that keeps going…like her ass..

Weird but not as bad as most mom’s I know or meet in the bars who are recently divorced wrecks – but they’re more willing to fuck anything and everything to deal with their sadness….

I guess the nice thing is that she can wear white pants now, without risk of periods…#menopause…makes it all more erotic..

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2016

Nov

Hilary Duff Bath on Social Media Porn of the Day

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Hilary Duff Feet for the Feet Fetishists You Know Are Going Nuts Over This…

I get is, girl gets new dick, and it’s fitness dick that is on it’s best behavior and at peak athleticism to give her exactly what she wants – knowing – as a bro that if you can make a cunt squirt – that’s never squirted before – thanks to only being with self involved, possibly gay, rick entitled jocks, you can get her inamored with you….

The key to seduction is puttin gin that work to make girl cum – and she’s not going to go anywhwere…and I know I’m right….proof – her last instagram post….

I guess she feels sexy and alive, you know like she’s finally got what she wants and deserves, and dude feels the same cuz she’s rich, thick and hot….and because of that she shares her new found sexuality with the world who has been watching her on some Truman Show shit since she was a kid – and first sold do the entertainment industry….all in the bath…amazing….

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2016

Nov

Joanna Krupa’s Dumb as Fuck Nude Mannequin Challenge of the Day

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Look Joanna Krupa did the worst Mannequin Challenge ever, even though 99 percent of Mannequin Challenges are the worst ever, because they represent all that is wrong with the internet – with these social gags everyone does together – to fit in, to attempt to matter, when real life things are going on – not everyone needs to be a content producer – not everyone needs to be participating in this shit – and clearly Joanna Krupa and her attempt at the dumbest shit ever, because doing the Mannequin Challenge is a key to being a low level fame whore, which is exactly what Krupa is….

She’s just laying there half dead…reading a magazine totally naked – which really wasn’t that much of a challenge – it’s actually how she fucks…

If you’ve ever met a sex worker – and had sex with a sex worker – I’m talking even a stripper – they hate men and have this ego thinking they are the hottest shit ever – so when it comes to fucking – they think they are gifting you like it’s the fucking Oscars and you’re Brad Pitt at some fucking party….but really bitch, some of us like to lay there and be ridden – especially when we’re paying…which is really the only time these girls put in work…as Joanna Krupa – the “real housewife” scammer who had a rich guy knows all too well..

So I call this less Mannequin Challenge more how Joanna Krupa fucks if you’re not paying her…

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2016

Nov

Elon’s Musk’s Wallet Fucker Acts Her Way Through Violence Against Women Video of the Day

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This girl is Dark…Playing the abused woman angle hard…because I guess she has no choice but to speak out, plus if she doesn’t, people will think she gave herself the black eye in some evil, strategic way….because anyone who looks at this bitch for more than 4-5 minutes will know she’s dark, she’s full of shit, she angles shit, she seduced a man who was with a woman for 20 fucking years – and had a family with – to marry her…Amber Heard…all because they were in a movie together…SHE WORKED HIM as hard as she worked being bi-sexual to get press pre Johnny Depp when that kind of thing got press….before the whole world was faggots….

THEN there’s the whole fucking Elon Musk, and playing that billionaire nerd like the puppet master she is, because dudes get weak and do dumb shit for this demon….

SO I am not buying her bad acting, her fake tears, it’s a nice storyline for her cause, but it’s nonsense…beating women isn’t nonsense, I don’t advocate that shit, but this is milking something like the opportunist she clearly is…and I find it shameless and vile…

Why aren’t both her eyes black? Maybe she should visit some women actually beat by men….

I wonder how many women Johnny Depp fans, you know the die hard Johnny Depp fans who sided with Johnny Depp – because they love everything he touches, even if it’s violent when he does it…after being pushed too far by evil….

I wonder how many men who are either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard fans who jerked off to her Black Eye Pics…because you know somewhere out there, maybe even amongst your friends and family, maybe even you dad…there’s a dude who jerks off to pics of beat up, black eyed women…

That said, don’t beat up women….because women are lovely and shouldn’t be beat….even if they don’t make dinner on time…and even if they’ve ruined your fucking life by robbing you of your freedom and/or testicles…

Posted in:Amber Heard|SFW

2016

Nov

Farah Holt Ass for Some Brand of the Day

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I don’t fucking know or care about Farah Holt….but apparently – I’ve posted about her – WHEN SHE WAS NUDE MODELING – AS THESE MODELS DO (titties no pussy because WTF trick)….she also did NON NUDE PLAYBOY WHEN PLAYBOY DECIDED TO BE NON NUDE LIKE A BUNCH OF ASSHOLES WHO DON’T SHOW ASSHOLES ….

So I guess I do know who Farah Holt is, but my brain doesn’t remember shit, alcohol is a neurotoxin, and I would argue that she’s interchangeable to everyone in her life. From the rich guys who she dates, to the companies that hire her, there are a million girls just like her – willing to get in a one piece leotard, one of my favorite articles of clothing because it’s willingness to touch pussy, asshole and nipples at the same time, an article of clothing I aspire to be – by my hands just are good enough yet…and probably never will be…

One of the pictures has a nipple…

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2016

Nov

Minnie Driver Naked in a Hot Spring of the Day

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Minnie Driver is one of the last celebrities I want to see naked in a hot spring, she’s just not hot, or exciting or interesting – and either is this pic…where she looks like an old, crazy, cat lady who’s done too much acid over the years, forcing her to take her millions to the jungle where she does other hallucinogens..while running around naked – under the full moon – after doing yoga all day and talking about her spirituality – eating organic fruits – because hollywood people are all fucking crazy and have the budgets and finances to really be that crazy while people just go along with it – because they like having famous friends who invite them places and pay for everything…

She looks crazy.

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2016

Nov

Sahara Ray Massive Tits of the Day

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Sahara Ray is racy…

She’s an instagram LA hipster party model with big monster fake tits – who originally got known for showing her big monster fake tits – that weren’t as big as they are now – YOU CAN SEE FOR YOURSELF HERE … on her really small bikini wearing frame – in the early years of instagram – which got her millions and millions and millions of fans and followers who were obviously following her for her fashion sense, her bikini choices, and not to jerk off to her big tits….

So she’s spent the last two or three years shooting with the good, respected, pervert photographers…traveling the world…attending all the cool events like she was Em Rat Cow, while probably being friends with Em Rat Cow, because both were running in the same getting naked for attention circles – and it’s not that big of a scene…you know funded by the same sugar daddies like Ryan Seacrest and other perverts – only Sahara Ray is less offensive in her success, because she doesn’t look like a weird faced bird with a bad attitude…..and she hasn’t booked the acting jobs because she fucked ben affleck….in fact, she hasn’t really done anything substantial, and instead of being a low level Kardashian who fucked Kanye, like Em Rat Cow…trying so hard to be empowered by showing her tits – Sahara Ray just keeps showing her tits…and is less annoying about it….

I appreciate that.

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