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2016

05

Aug

Lara Stone is Naked for Vogue Italia of the Day

Lara Stone is the enemy of the site, but she’s slowly redeeming herself, despite being an old divorcee, thrown away by her husband because clearly she is garbage, got fat and I guess like all divorces, it was a reality check for the woman who gave up for her husband to get her life back, to take charge of her existence, to go back to being the independent woman who can now fuck freely knowing she did the marriage thing and it sucked….and in Lara Stone’s case it means bringing those big tits back out for fashion

I am not a fan of her, she is the enemy of the site, but I like tits…tits in the park, tits in a shirt…tits for Vogue, tits for my mouth, tits for ganngbang throat fucking porn, I’m easy…(and so is Lara Stone)

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2016

05

Aug

Lela Loren Naked in Nature of the Day

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Lela Loren is from Hangover Three…where she played Female Officer….her name on wikipedia is Lela Maria Loren Avellaneda Sharp….maybe too long for Credits so they just throw her into shitty roles – not actually

She’s apparently the lead in some STARZ show – produced by 50 cent called POWER.

She’s 36 years old and I guess on some spiritual journey at some waterfall naked – getting in touch with nature – stripping down the man-made things that get in the way of our lives, our core as humans, what really matters…the earth…

Because if you’ve met actors, you’ll know they are some of the dumbest, most vapid retards who are one some spiritual journey to find some worth, meaning, purpose….and when it’s their old lady tits…it’s got some old lady tits….which is better than no tits…or is it?

Cheesy – but let idiots think they are art…

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2016

05

Aug

Em Rat Cow Recycles a 2013 Photoshoot to Show her Olympic Support of the Day

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There is no secret that Em Rat Cow is a famewhore, who tries every fucking angle she can to get noticed, including lazily posting a picture from over 3 years ago – where she’s wearing a thong and a USA jacket, you know to show her praise for the US team the only way she knows how to get work, show her love, or get ahead….

She’s insecure, thirsty garbage, but makes lots of money and gets to do lots of cool things and will continue to exist, thanks to social media mattering but more importantly, because of you dear pervert who likes big lips and big tits on a skinny frame…

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski|SFW

2016

05

Aug

Dude Tried Skipping Out on 10 Dollar Tranny Blowjob and Other Videos of the Day

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Man Takes Shit on the Street

Frieghter VS House

Guy Gets Beat with a Bat by a Random Guy

Man VS Excavator

Crazy Russian Accident – No One Died – Because THey Are Russian

Old Muslim VS Christians

Nigerian Hollywood is called NOLLYWOOD and Here’s Their Really Safe Set

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

05

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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After yesterday – I realize that topless tanning is the best, especially when they apply the sunscreen to avoid titty skin cancer – and that Tinder girls pretending to be day traders of the financial sense – with pictures of them in their Mercedes – will offer you sex for 200 dollars because their day trading is actually escorting….it’s an expensive world out there and fucking 5 dudes a day for 200 a pop helps you afford it…obviously I didn’t go for it, my sex budget is in the 14 dollar range…

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Daisy Ridley Quit Instagram
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Corvette Meets Palm Tree
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Taylor Swift’s Paparazzi Walk
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Bud and Breakfast
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Lady Gaga – Midriff….
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The Never Ending Sara Underwood
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Amanda Knox Has a New Boyfriend
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I guess Modern Family is Finally Ending
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2016

04

Aug

stepLINKS of the DAy

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Today was a big day for me – I finally saw my first public topless tanning girl – so I did what had to be done and watched her the entire time, pretty much staring at her chubby tits, until she felt uncomfortable and put her shirt back on….because I ruin all good things….

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The Hottest Girls at the Olympics
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Girls Who Aren’t Wearing Bras – Because Bras are Oppresive Tools of the Patriarchy
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Taylor Swift’s Sidewalk to Block the Paps is Hilarious
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100 Years of Swimwear in Body Paint
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Some Slut Named Melissa Lori in a Bikini
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Alessandra Ambrosio in Shorts in Brazil for the Olympics
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Margot Robbie at the Suicide Squad Premiere
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Hope Solo Booed at the Olympics for Being a Zika Joker
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Equinox VS Ford Fusion
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Mariah Carey is a Plastic Looking Bitch
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Chris Farley Picking Up Girls at the Mall
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Some Whore and Her Big Fake Tits
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Slutty Pictures of Girls and Their Bikini Bottom Asses
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Dude Sees Mom First Time in 10 Years – Breaks Down
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Hot Chick Xenia Tchoumitcheva Ass….
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Sara Jean Underwood’s Naked Ass
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In Case You Missed it Cara Delevingne’s Nipple Detector
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Girls Wearing Sunglasses
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Dude Builds His Own Hydro Electric Dam
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Sarah Hyland Pokies
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Drunk Passenger on the Plane
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This Day in Murder History – Lizzie Borden
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China’s Elevated Bus is Insane
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Pokemon Theme Song Done By that Tedious Dude
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Rita Ora See Through
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Reese Witherspoon Ass in Leggings
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Star Size Comparison Video
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How To Legally Get Weed Delivered To Your Front Door…Click here
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Kevin James’ 27 Million Dollar Beach House
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Victoria Silvstedt’s Red Bikini
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BIG DICK OF THE DAY
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Things that Bounce
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Squirting on Stage..And a Dude Likes it Too Much
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Hot Naked in the Woods
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Dad Parachutes with Baby
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2016

04

Aug

Cara Delevingne in Panty Outfit of the DAy

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Cara Delevingne is mind fucking the world. She has already tricked the fashion industry into thinking she’s a model. Now she’s tricking the Hollywood industry into thinking she’s a fucking superstar actress. All while having a good time doing it as girls who mindfuck tend to do – since they are winning at life, making the money, being praised and not giving a fuck about the people like me who try to bring them down…for being hacks, bullshit,lies, brats from the right families who are un offensively quirky enough to secure invites to the right parties…

Well, she’s in Suicide Squad, a huge deal, a huge movie – and she is not going to let that opportunity go to waste, she is going to not let her laziness get in the way of all the work she’s put into herself all these years – bottom feeding and sucking up to the top – so when that movie hit, she hit up as many magazines as possible to get booked and it worked….

Her marketing is so aggressive that I even had a dream about her last night, which is weird, I don’t normally dream about anything, especially not Cara Delevingne…we were at a party and she kept pullling up her dress to show us that her pussy was OOOZING some weird mucus, until someone called a doctor…because the smell was unbearable…just a steady stream of pussy ooze…what does it all mean?…

Either way, she’s everywhere from panties at the premiere…. TO SEE THE reST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

TO Cara Delevingne is in the September Issue of Elle – who cares…

TO Cara Delvingne is Naked in September Issue of Esquire UK – Who Cares…

Posted in:Cara Delevingne|SFW

2016

04

Aug

Bella Hadid Censored Topless Pic of the Day

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Here’s the cocktease picture preview of the fake model, fake rich kid tits to come…

Bella Hadid is on the cocktease – for Vogue or whatever magazine this is for – in a topless picture of Mert and Marcus – some of the biggest fashion photographers around – who shoot all the celebs..and I guess she’s come a long way from working the Organic smoothie shop in Malibu a few years ago – before her sister got instagram famous piggy backing on the Kardashians – allowing Bella to piggy back off her sister – where both can be models, even if they don’t necessarily deserve to be models, it’s what their model mom wanted for them – because it landed her a billionaire and a good life – so why not instil that whoring on her spawns…

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2016

04

Aug

Denise Richards Terrifying in a Bikini of the Day

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Denise Richards looked terrible, terrifying and terrified, like a deer in the headlights – the botox version…..

She’s a haggard ex prostitute who no one remembers being a prostitute but if you cross reference Charlie Sheen who hired her to be his wife a lot of years ago – and the girls he has fucked since and got AIDS from – it’s pretty apparent.

People used to get mad when I called her out for being a Heidi Fliess girl, I would get emails about it, really passionate dudes who felt she was a hot and real actress because of a threesome scene in one movie and some tail end work on Baywatch…two acting jobs that didn’t make her a lot of money or get her rich – two acting jobs that are suited for a whore…

Well, she still out whoring, skinny, zombie like, old, and disgusting…but I’d totally like to sniff her beat up ass hole and dangling pussy…

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Posted in:Denise Richards|SFW

2016

04

Aug

Chanel Iman in a Bikini in Barbados of the Day

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Chanel Iman, who you may know from masturbating to a Victoria’s Secret catalog while trying to relive the 90s, a decade Chanel Iman was born in, is some 22 year old top model, who has been in a lot of magazines and fashions shows, exploited for her BLACK / ASIAN genetics since she was 12, and now posing on the beach in the tropics – because she’s international…she’s not from Georgia anymore….thanks to her “Two Birds / One Stone ethnicity” to appease the lawyers at Victoria’s Secret and their affirmative action program…she’s made it…and all it took was looking good and being black in a world where advertisers need more black people so that they aren’t called racists even if that alone is a racist act….

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