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2016

17

Oct

Josie Canseco’s Topless on Snapchat of the Day

Daughters named after their fathers is always funny to me. I don’t know why, but it seems so fucking trashy….Josie Canseco…the amazingly hot daughter of Jose Canseco…who I guess was the patriarch of the house…because his wife, her mother was a cocktail waitress, low level model, stripper…or just a hot groupie into that Athlete money..who raised her baby to have similar morals and values, when she wasn’t pawned off on the nanny, because her key workload…her life work…her retirement package relied on this creature…a creature who has gone on to be a nude model…representative of the times we live in…

It’s like be rich, have a trust fund, be hot, have access…yet choose nude…

It’s on some troubled girl with daddy issues cliche that Donald Trump would say leads to great sex…and for any dude who has had sex with a crazy girl knows is true…and when it looks like this, is spoiled like this, has money like this…it becomes so much more fun…

So her getting naked or topless on snapchat while eating is a sign trouble…the good kind of trouble that I think it’s anything but trouble…instead everything great…but I am also a pervert who sexualizes tits…in a world where you’re not allowed to sexualize tits…because girls are women and some women are genderless and everything is one big confusing mess…of non-sexualized tits…a political theory I can’t support while looking at tits.

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2016

17

Oct

Alexis Ren Does Slutty Beach Photoshoots of the DAy

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Her face is whatever, her body is amazing..she’s an it girl from instagram with millions of followers but who no one has ever hear of, the magic of social media…and having a hot body for millions of people on instagram who are probably 14 year olds and 40 year old perverts….the kind of people who love a hot body on instagram, for jerking off purposes, or just to stare at a hot body while scrolling through instagram, because they have nothing else going on…allowing people who don’t matter to matter at least within their own circle…selfie-ing all day…making money from brands by pushing the illusion they matter…in what is all really fucking cheesy…but not as cheesy as when she played this romantic, aspirational young love girl with a male model…something people, mainly pervert middle aged women in their terrible boring lives fell in love with – but it didnt’fool me – as fas as I’m concerned…she’s just a manipulative little fame whore – sugar baby – instagram model maneuvering like she was Tila Tequila…because this is what modern Tila Tequila looks like to a more sophisticated or savvy internet navigating crowd….bright half naked pics…

Brands love this shit, they see followers and get boners, like you perverts…and these pics are probably from her Sports Illustrated swimsuit shoot…because Sports Illustrated needs all the help they can get…

She’s been on the getting naked for more attention kick, as she should…because this body…is best served naked…not rubbing up on her boyfriend…as he jumps out of a plane in Tahiti…in their life of luxury lie…she was just cast in because he’s gay and she fucks other rich guys…the life…so exciting.

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2016

17

Oct

Pam Anderson and Her Sensual Revolution of the Day

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Pam Anderson was on some ethnic but English speaking talk show….she’s touring her “down with porn” angle that I guess came from her porn star ex husband Rick Solomon – famous from the Paris Hilton tapes jerking off to girls who aren’t Pam Anderson…

It’s nice that Pam Anderson recognizes that she’s a porn chick, but her porn was one of sensuality, one of romance, on her wedding night – and Honeymoon to her rocker that gave her Hepatitis..something she lived with for s a long time before they found a cure…something that was fun to laugh at before they found a cure….something that was actually as hardcore as celebrities got back in the 90s….

Her quest of ending porn makes total sense to me, I think porn ruins sex, I think it ruins relationships, I think it ruins traffic to my site, movie theater sales, and even breeding….

I really like the Jewish guy who is on the show with her…

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2016

17

Oct

Hilary Duff Kissing her K-Fed of the Day

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Hilary Duff posted a picture of her kissing her boyfriend and trainer Jason Walsh….

JASON WALSH -Missouri born. Live/Work Los Angeles. I train people.

Here’s a pretty great story of a fitness dude who moved to LA, probably to be an action star, no one moves to LA unless they have hollywood dreams or they want to be around hollywood dreams…only hollywood dreams didn’t come true the way they were supposed to, despite his great personality…so hollywood dreams had to come true another way…and that way was by being a fitness trainer to the stars…stars like Hilary Duff, who has a rockin’ fit body…all thick and strong…and it really could be 400 pounds…this dude would still be up in it…because of basic K-Fed hustle….you find that diamond…that earner…that girl…you stick to it….because she’s Hilary Duff….

Brilliant hustle…sometimes not being rich and famous in LA is the angle to use to get these rich and famous girl that want anything but a rich and famous dude…because rich and famous dudes are bigger bitches than their female counterparts…

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2016

17

Oct

Bella Hadid and her Hard Nipples of the Day

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Bella Hadid is the younger sister of Arab nationalist Gigi Hadid…who distracts all you Muslim haters with her tits, her LA money and her ONE DIRECTION romance that she used to steal or upset all his fans, after stealing Jonas Brother fans, and Kardashian and Jenner Fans..because stealing…is something that she does…and stealing made her matter…and her mattering made her sister matter…and here she is – hard nippled…

The one thing I think is funny about Bella Hadid is that she’s fucking or dating the Weeknd, you know doing the whole be his public girlfriend / hole – even though it’s a fake relationship…. because I know he’s getting his dick sucked by girls in Toronto – when he’s in Toronto – all these famous guys like the regular hot college girls…they feed their ego more than…the famous entitled bitches…

So this generation is all into Open Relationships, I see it on TINDER, that’s how I stay dialed in… because it’s a me generation where committing to other people, just gets in the way and being accountable for anything other than yourself just gets in the way of the me…but she’s got great tits…that should be shared with everyone like I assume his dick is at the end of each show he puts on…because girls like famous dudes who get on stage…so much they’ll smear his groupie juice all over their spoiled rich girl in LA face…

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2016

17

Oct

Misty Copeland Dancing Nipples of the Day

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Misty Copeland is a pretty amazing and celebrated American dancer who is ripped, fit and flexbible…but also famous on instagram…which is the key to all things in this world, I mean being a fit, flexible and celebrated ballerina doesn’t fucking matter without that instagram following…

Well…she looks good…all disciplined and well trained and angelic….flexible and busty and she’s art in what I’d consider a dying art…when was the last time you heard of anyone talking ballet, going to the ballet..but that doesn’t mean Misty Copeland isn’t the hottest ballerina around..despite probably being the only ballerina around…no one does ballet unless they are rich kids who are 5-7 years old…

If you’ve got a communist Russian fetish, this may speak to you, because Russian women could only escape communism if they were the best of the best ballerinas, pulled out the communist ghetto…and trained 18 hours a day from the age of 9 months…you know get them when they are babies…and start making them flexible…

I don’t know, but I’ve fucked a dancer once…it was amazing…she was more of a stripper…but still a dancer don’t hate…sure she had a meth problem and three half black babies but she was still a fucking dancer…not just a fucking stripper fucking me… but she was professional trained, I think she even had a master’s degree in it…but I didn’t ask…because I don’t pay to have conversation…but stripping is where ballet classes usually take you…

Anyway, these pics are hot…if you factor in her big tits…and strength…stamina…and gracefulness..

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2016

17

Oct

Stella Maxwell and Sara Sampaio Naked for Victoria’s Secret Porn of the Day

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Stella Maxwell and Sara Sampaio are some trash from Victoria’s Secret did this nude shoot either for Victoria’s Secret, or on a Victoria’s Secret shoot, and everyone was so happy…so excited….because it was all censored nipple to nipple like a gang of lesbians…but Stella Maxwell is only a lesbian for opportunity, when the fake lesbian relationship is with Miley Cyrus…securing her place in the evil empire’s roster of promo models who get paid way too much…and who the world loves…and worships…

Here is Sara Sampaio….doing fitness…

A video posted by Sara Sampaio (@sarasampaio) on Oct 6, 2016 at 1:06am PDT

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2016

17

Oct

Fredericks of Hollywood is Still Around and Here’s Natalie Jayne Roser of the Day

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Fredericks of Hollywood is a cheesy fucking lingerie brand…that was a big deal in the late 90s…all the trashy celebrity sugar babies were up on it – before the whole hip hop and instagram thing made them hae expensive tastes….

Well, apparently it is still around…and still doing the exact same trashy thing, even though they recruited has-been Megan Fox to be their business partner…

This isn’t Megan Fox, this is someone named Natalie Jayne Roser who seems to be pretty much living up to the brand’s image…and style…and more importantly…that hard face looks like she’s one of their original shoppers or clerks…

Look at them making their comeback…by possibly using pics they took in 1992.

Oh – She’s a Not from the 90s – she’s Actually a Current Instagram Whore and She Looks like a Cheesy Weathered Girl Thanks to Australia Ozone Layer

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2016

17

Oct

Ashley Graham Fat Model in a Bathing Suit of the Day

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Let’s keep the dream alive – with more unappealing bitches half naked – producing content that was once used for hot chicks – but that thanks to the progressive nature of society focusing on totally insignificant things – like body positivity despite research proving being fat kills – and other nonsense – that should be innate in human society but that has in turn become a platform for activism…while the rest of the world is going to shit, collapsing…bad shit is going on…but thank the lord…that Jesus…that Ashley Graham, a fat chick, can get into a fucking bikini – and get paid!!! Making that money…doing something that virtually anyone can to…even men…dogs..and I think there’s even been a circus elephant in a bikini once….

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2016

17

Oct

The “new” Ronda Rousey Bodypainted Images of the Day

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I figure what better way to start the week than with some year or more old pictures of Ronda Rousey body painted….the ones they kept didn’t release when they released the bunch of Ronda Rousey body painted….in pictures you didn’t know you wanted to see in the first place – and didn’t care that there were more….but thanks to the amazing wonderment of the world…we’ve been blessed with this miracle…they’ve been hoarding from us…knowing there would be a time for a big release…where it would break the internent like a Kardashian nude, only not at all…because Ronda Rousey is terrifying…and the only people who jerk off to her are bro’s that don’t know they are bromos….but it would explain all the tranny porn they jerk off to…and the boners they get watching MMA…raw testosterone…the vagina version.

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