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2016

07

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I’ve spent the better part of my life trying to convince girls, mainly strangers, that I can’t get them pregnant because my dick is so small…but that doesn’t get me anywhere…rarely is unprotected sex happening….so I decided to change my tactic and tell them that I have a massive cock…and that in college I was called the abortion clinic…because all the unwanted pregnancy girls would come to my dorm and let me clean out their uterus with my dick….surprisingly, it was also not a successful tactic…

Apparently, there’s an election going on and in the next 24 hours….we will see how ridiculous America actually is….

In the meantime…Here are some stepLINKS…and if you’re a hot chick…you can come move to Canada to live on my couch / rent is sitting on my face…

Sophie Turner is Dating Joe Jonas…
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Hailey Clauson’s Skipping Rope
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Jared Leto’s House is For Sale…
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World Record Rubiks Cube Win
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Cara Delevingne Fighting Victoria’s Secret…
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A New Jackie Chan Kung Fu Movie….
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The Kaley Cuoco’s Bondage Clip
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Kate Hudson – Cleavage
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Beyonce and Jay-Z for Hillary…
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Electric MX Bike
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Khloe Kardashian – See Through Top
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Forgiegn Monster in a Bikini is Anti Trump
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When Cyclists Take OVer the Streets
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Cat Goes to School and Attends Class….
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Some Gamer / Streamer tit Flash…
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Gal Gadot is Pregnant…
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Jennifer Aniston’s Laying on her Stomach Like a Whore
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Anna Kendrick – At an Event….
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Old Nude Polaroids of Em Rat Cow – Lookin Hot
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Mara Teigen – Braless…
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Fat Natalie Portman
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Some Creepy Furniture…
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Jennifer Lawrence is Straight Up Fucking Her Director Darren Aronofsky
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Kaley Cuoco’s Halloween Costume is Pretty Solid Slutty…
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This Movie “PET” is an interesting Story of Love…
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Solange Dancing in Panties on TV…
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Can Floof Protect an iPhone 7
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Sofia Vergara’ Big Tits
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Big Tits – Put Lotion On
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Syphilis at the Train Station
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Cheesy Nude Photoshoot
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Lesbian Sluts Making Out
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Shit Pornstars Say
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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Some Chick with a Trampstamp Getting Naked
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Squirty Pussy
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Amateur Butt Sex…
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2016

07

Nov

Kate Beckinsale’s Dog Knows What’s Up of the Day

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Kate Beckinsale’s got a sense of humor, or maybe she just likes to cocktease all you nerds who are really into her, because she knows she’s only famous from one movie franchise about vampires and that fame isn’t because of her acting skills…but rather because she’s hot…and doesn’t seem to age…

She’s a mom who looks like no other mom, her body fucking tight…and her dog knows what’s up as he stares deeply into her ass and pussy area…that are unfortunately in pants…but that we all know the dog has seen do some pretty gnarly things…from shitting, to fucking herself with random things, to possibly even letting him eat her out like she was breakfast thanks to his cute and soft tongue….but those stories he can not tell us…just with his actions…and as he looks into the abyss that is her asshole…I can tell by his face…he’s been there before…and not just when eating her panties…

Lucky dog….

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2016

07

Nov

Rita Ora in Lingerie for Some Event in Portugal of the Day

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Rita Ora is in Portugal promoting some lingerie campaign that I guess she’s part of, for some European brand, which makes sense because as Americans try to understand what she is as she navigates their media, going to their events, fucking their men, and apparently having both record deals and TV deals with their companies, the general public doesn’t know who she is, and a handful of perverts…just love her for her tits…tits she’s always showing off because they were a tactic in her marketing…as she attempted to replace Rihanna…

But I guess Europe knows her, loves her, cast her in jobs and makes her the money she uses to finance that American dream….living in LA and NY all bi-coastal and shit..doing things most Americans want but can’t pull off…while keeping those things virtually secret because I’m still confused about what she does….beyond the tits…assuming there is anything beyond tits…and I’m pretty sure there isn’t…

Here she is working the mic like a black dick that got her ahead….

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Posted in:Rita Ora|SFW

2016

07

Nov

Bella Thorne’s Butt in Tights of the Day

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Bella Thorne is such a calculated child star groomed by her slutty florida family…that I can’t quite figure out why she’s making out with her gay boyfriend in public…with some PDA…

Is she doing the Taylor Swift hopeless romantic, always in love to make her pervert fans fantasize about her loving them, or is she trying to say that she likes to fuck her boyfirend and this is a preview while wearing tight pants, or is she not actually working it for the camera, the paparazzi, what the THORNE family has wanted for so long, and that she spent so many hours figuring out the perfect level of slutty on instagram to get followers but still get work….

I guess I’ll just stare at her ass to figure these important life questions out…

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2016

07

Nov

Mara Teigen’s See Through Shirt of the Day

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Her name is Mara Teigen, she’s one of the first rounds of “famous” instagram models – who got a following because her half naked pics would make it to the popular page, but she never really maximized like other instagram models out there who were able to become household names….thanks in part to the Kendall Jenners of the world…and/or hip hop music….

This one was more cheesy, typical, her images repetitive as fuck, but in LA, the center of the world, so people followed her assuming she was someone, or connected, or at least fucking rich guys – and she probably was…

But she just never broke through, sure 700,000 people follow her on that shit like she’s Tila Tequila and this is myspace…but they don’t actually give a fuck about her…

So she’s taken it upon herself and her BOTOX face….to wear a sheer top and no bra for an event she knew paparazzi would be at…because…tits get you noticed…when you have no other marketable talent and you’ve pretty much peaked in terms of getting instagram campaigns for skinny teas…and protein powder…

I just find social media content so fucking boring….but nipples…they are good.

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2016

07

Nov

Ariel Winter is a Big Girl Going to the Gym of the Day

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Ariel Winter is a chubby round looking pile of slop…but people like her because she’s rich and on TV, and more creepily because they watched her grow up, and saw the big fat girl tits grow before their eyes and that alone is everything to a fucking creep who likes to see tits he jerk off to develop….I guess it makes him feel part of the process, or like a wine maker tasting his wine after letting it age for many years…and I’m not just talking about the execs at Modern Family, a show she’s on and I’ve never seen…I’m talking about all the weirdos who watch Modern Family…for the tit…

So I feel obligated to update you weridos on what she’s up to…so Here she is going to the gym with her tits that she’s had reduced…despite looking like she’s never been to a gym…

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And here she is braless, where you can see the scars around her nipples from the breast reduction her massive tits make it hard to believe she actually had…but she’s hormonal…and probably from being traumatized by her parents as they exploited her…only to recently turn 18 to exploit herself…because after you chop off and reshape a tit…they aren’t supposed to be bigger than fucking watermelons…but they just keep going and fucking going…it’s almost fucking disgusting….but sloppy tits…are a good disgusting…the rest of her not so much…

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Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2016

07

Nov

Porn Hating Pam Anderson Pregnancy Watch in a Tight Dress of the Day

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The only thing Pam Anderson has done the last 5 years is complain about porn killing romance in the bedroom, which I would argue is actually true, because dudes who date Pam Anderson probably spend more time jerking off to her porn, than they do onto her face…thanks to the aging process that has miraculoulsy left her pregnant and in a tight dress…that you’d expect a Pornstar or hooker to wear out to an event…like a wedding, or first communion or even the Porn Awards…because they may not be classy bitches, but they sure know how to show off their body…even when you’d rather they didn’t….which is why you turn to porn to forget what you’ve just witnessed..

It is a porn generation, but I don’t really know if that’s a bad thing, since 19 year old girls are wanting some really insanely dirty things…that really they ones I’ve known have always wanted…it’s just more mainstream…so instead of thinking “eating your ass is gross”….they think “I love eating ass I watch it all the time”…and alas, I get my ass eaten….something I’d probably still do to a Pam Anderson because I jerked off to her in the 90s…and feel like I’d be failing myself if I didn’t take on that opportunity if it presented itself, plus, her Hepatitis is cured so…dig in…

That still doesn’t explain her pregnancy bump….

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Posted in:Pam Anderson|SFW

2016

07

Nov

Mariah Carey Brings Her Tits Back Out of the Day

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Mariah Carey is most recently in the news for breaking up with her billionaire boyfriend she pretended she was going to marry – in what I assume was a bullshit publicity stunt relationship but that I don’t really care to look into the storyline on…because it’s Mariah Carey, the serial gold digger, despite being rich as fuck and encrusted in diamond and gold, because that was her big marketing hook over the years while pretending to be what they called an “diva”….as she sang like an angel…

I don’t think I ever thought she was hot, busty sure, but tits can only go so far, we stare at them, distract ourselves with them, even jerk off to them…or stare at them when we are fucking something disgusting that we don’t want to look at in the face…because their face is some mangled mess…and apparently…she’s still milking those tits to get noticed, as anyone with tits should do…

I prefer her when she was out of her mind crazy, during the bi-polar years before the medication and kids….but when you look at her you know that something’s still off…and unfortunately that thing isn’t her top….it’s just half off…cleavage…..

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2016

07

Nov

Natalie Portman Fat as Fuck and Ready to Drop of the Day

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Here’s Natalie Portman…the queen of the Jewish babes…the girl who reminds Jewish rich guys that they can one day find a hot Jewish girl of their own…despite what the girls at their summer camps growing up looked like…there is hope to find one that looks like this…ideally not all pregnant…but pregnant can be hot…just not to the dude who got her pregnant – except in Natalie Portman’s case because she’s rich, successful, Natalie portman…and that’s a win…one K-fed would be proud of…

She’s looking older, more sophisticated, wrinkly, but still great…except for the fact a parasite is about to crawl out of her vagina…like some sort of Star Wars alien creature….

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2016

07

Nov

Bella Hadid’s Possible See Through Bra Top Has Some Exposed Nipple of the Day

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Half Palestinian Bella Hadid…who is the daughter of some almost billionaire – and a mother who taught her all her great moves…like a baker raises his son to be a baker…or a butcher raises his son to be a butcher….or a plumber raises his son to be a plumber…only with zero skill, just confidence in making dumb faces and poses, for a lot more money and more importantly zero…absolutely no benefit to humanity…

I guess the Jews did steal her people’s land…and now the Jews are paying her…and she’s paying us back by being a spoiled little rich girl – who gets more money than her trust fund from her bullshit model career with her tits…

And all I gotta say is…thank god she’s not a Kardashian…even if she pretty much is a Kardashian…

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