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2016

07

Nov

Em Rat Cow’s 2013 Nude Polaroids of the Day

I praise Jonathan Leder for his amazing photos all the time….and occasionally…I praise Em Rat Cow when it comes to her tits…because they are big tits…and it 2013…they were young tits, not known tits, no ego tits, just tits that were willing to be pulled out to get where she ended up getting – which is surprisingly far, it makes her a lot of money and got her a lot of followers…because she went viral….probably in more ways than one…because sometimes you gotta fuck to make it where you want to go…

I actually have one of these polaroids signed in my house somewhere, I didn’t even realize they were of my favorite titty star the Rat Cow….but now I know….and so do you…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FROM 2013 CLICK HERE

TO SEE Rat Cow in a Tight White Dress with her new and older face CLICK HERE

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2016

07

Nov

Jessica Simpson’s Strong Legs of the Day

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Here’s some Jessica Simpson, getting older, looking older, but rocking some seriously strong legs for the strong leg fetishists…thanks in part to Weight Watchers for making her tolerable, while allowing her to maintain those tits…tits that she’s had to carry around all these years…and that are probably the reason her legs are so muscular…because when you have tits like this…it’s like carrying a couple of sandbags around everywhere you go….

Now I’m not a fan of Jessica Simpson, I don’t find her amazing, and a I don’t think her mid 30s crossfit looking body is appealing…but the talent pool is shallow in the entertainment industry…there aren’t many new comers…it’s all the same old people being circulated while the world forgets to make new stars because they are too busy watching youtubers….

So instead of this being the “new” Jessica Simpson, 18 or 19 and hot…we’re still talking about the old one’s legs…and she hasn’t even made new shitty music…so maybe it’s just because I’m out of touch…or maybe it’s because I am stuck in the past…but I like to think it’s because of her squeezed into this short skirt….yep….

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2016

07

Nov

Rebecaa Dayan’s Braless Tits of the Day

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Rebecca Dayan may be Arab – and she may be Jewish…or she may be the answer to the middle east crisis….in the form of her tits…

She’s from Paris but apparently she has a US Work visa and has been working in the movies, none that I’ve seen, but that doesn’t mean they aren’t movies…her main hit is clearly showing up to an event in a see through shirt, nipples everywhere, but she probably considers her actual movie roles her actual successes…because no one wants to focus their successes on their tits…or boil down everything about them to their tits…even when they go out in public showing their tits…

I’m a fan.

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2016

07

Nov

Elettra Lamborghini See Through Outfit of the Day

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It’s safe to say that this Elettra Lamborghini is not the heiress to the Lamborghini fortune….but that doesn’t mean she’s not the heiress to Lamborghini…because rich people are almost as trashy as the trashy girls with fake tits trying to get famous…you know there’s that grey area cross over of whether Lamborghini is your stripper name, your birth name, or your porn name….but it doesn’t matter because she’s some EURO trash from reality TV who showed up to MTV events in a see-through outfit, because that’s the kind of classy she is…or that the world is…just put it all out there and hope for the hits the internet will give your rugged fucking face…

Either way, she’s an angel…

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2016

07

Nov

Alexis Ren Asshole Hair of the Day

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Call me crazy….but my friends and strangers call me Jesus…but I am pretty sure this Alexis Ren girl in these bikini pics is showing some asshole hair, pussy lip and maybe even asshole…in what we can assume is non-photoshopped pics from a bikini company’s photoshoot – by her fake boyfriend – who relies heavily on her pussy to make stupid internet money that he makes – leveraging her amazing body….because otherwise he’d just be some faggot with curly hair with his shirt off…put some skinny pussy in the mix…and they have weird fake romance that fat chicks in Ohio fucking dream of…and follow in their shitty lives…you know the kind of chick I mean…with the beach screensaver and all the tacky beachy 90s posters…because we all need dreams motherfuckers…we all need dreams…

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2016

07

Nov

Rihanna Braless for Ocean’s 11 Movie of the Day

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Apparently Rihanna is the Token Black Character in the new all female cast Oceans 11, I’m sure there are other black characters, because these Jewish producers need to speak to America’s demands, and they can’t be criticized for their placement of black people playing out a stereotype…and it looks like they really hit the mark on this one…

I think it’s almost racist in and of itself to do this affirmative action shit, you know you need to properly represent society as a whole in your movies, instead of just using all white people like they did in the past, or even the people you think are best for the job because the strategic placement of black people or asian people or Hispanic people is just that..contrived, calculated and they are only doing it because they feel they have to – and not because they actually want to…

It’s like Put two black at that table, one asian there and 15 mexicans there…good…

That’s not to say Rihanna’s crossover into movies like the puppet she is, you know money making puppet for white people that she is, isn’t a great and exciting thing as she walks around with fake dreads and a rasta hat….like if they put a Mexican character in a Sombrero…because she’s black…like some kind of circus freak performing…almost a parody of herself and her culture…but she doesn’t give a fuck because it pays the fucking bills…

There is no way she’s not thinking, or milking the “they need black people and I’m black enough let’s milk this like the goat in my Barbados backyard that it is.”….

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Posted in:Rihanna|SFW

2016

07

Nov

Kaley Cuoco’s Weird Fetish Picture of the Day

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Kaley Cuoco posted this picture of her showing off her fake tits all bent over in some fetish gear….but for some reason, all I see is that midget David from Roseanne in some weird fetish gear and it’s creeping me out….

This is the porn generation and the instagram whore generation, I don’t really need to see some old washed up actress cleavage to get excited. I figure no one actually cares about celebs anymore…its more an era of looking at yourself in the mirror…

But that doesn’t mean her cleavage didn’t happen….in what wasn’t any actual sex dungeon behavior, but rather some behind the scenes of their show – that is not only still on TV after all these years, but that they each make over 30 million dollars a year being on…which is absolutely insane to me based on my opinion of their talent alone, but also because I forgot that network TV existed….and I have a hard time believing people watch network television sitcoms and I don’t think they actually do….but the network doesn’t want anyone knowing that so they keep the lie alive for ad dollars….

They probably have these fetish scenes…where the nerds dress up in leather and Kaley Cuoco butt fucks David from Roseanne with her high heel…probably what is done after filming – because it’s the only thing that can go viral or get attention in this porno filled internet run world…this is the BUTT selfie, or the leaked sex tape, of the network TV world…and I guess it’s got a level of comedy if you can appreciate really awkward and uncomfortable things…and just be happy David from Roseanne isn’t wearing himself some assless chaps…because you know that’s what he wanted to wear.

I think this is for their Christmas special….

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2016

07

Nov

Woman Chats with a Friend as a Dude Does Her from Behind and Other Videos of the Day

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Dude Knocks a Girl Out….Wow…

Fight on the Ryanair Flight

Trump Rushed off Stage in Nevada…

Driver Crashes into Pole During Police Chase

Crazy Truck Accident…

Security Guard VS Train

High School Girl Beats Up a Dude

Obama VS Trump Supporter

Los Angeles Based Hit and Run…

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2016

07

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The best thing about hangovers getting worse and worse as you get older and closer to death – is that the blackout portion of being wasted gets more and more common…allowing me to almost really forget how much of an asshole I am…

I just have snapshots of the night that started with young Swedish girls who are randomly in the bar traveling through who were creeped out by me – to some guy showing me his dick in the middle of the place….for no reason to the Australian chick who I somehow convinced to leave her really thuggish boyfriend to walk home with me…only to be chased down by him three blocks over when he caught me fingering her…but instead of punching me in the face, he just started to cry….while I stumbled back home – falling into the middle of the street more than once…like a graceful drunken dancer sent from heaven….a drunken angel…who ruins other people’s nights and relationships while bringing great joy to himself…only to forget everything brilliant I am sure I said…leaving me with nothing….

I guess what I’m saying is here are some stepLINKS in the morning…

This is Some Dumb SNL Hillary / Trump Skit that Reminds me That I Hate SNL
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Annoyed Dog Doesn’t Want to Share
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A Man Drinks his 32 Year Old Beer He’s Saved for the CUB win
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Toni Garrn at An Event…Like She was Still Filled Balls Deep by Leo
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How About Some Jessica Biel Whale Tail….for you Dreamers Out There
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Apparently – Lindsay Lohan is Being Paid by the Turkish Government to Spread Positive Propaganda About the Turkey…for Thanksgiving..
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If a Tree that Falls in the Russian Street…
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Mila Kunis is a Whining Feminist About Being Called Ashton’s Wife and Baby Momma, instead of being Celebrated for her Brilliance as an Actor…or Some Other Whining thing you’d expect a rich guy’s wife to whine about
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Cab Crash of the Day
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Real Life Subway Surfers…
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Man Hacks ALexa into Singing Fish
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The Gayest Thing You’ll See All Day
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Some Wonder WOman Stills
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2016

04

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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The interesting thing about girls in this rape culture world – is how uptight they are. Especially the 18-20 year old college aged ones who talk about their periods, use pretentious world to over simplify the state of the world and most importantly just assume any dude looking their way is a fucking rapist.

I find it entertaining, it’s the fear mongering, fear mongered, mongered is a stupid word….but not as stupid as the fact that social media has trained girls to think if a guy looks their way, he is invasive, not invited into their personal space and if he gives a casual smile…she’ll give a dirty look…or even a grunt with disgust…when really the rapes are happening at the college party level…and they aren’t always rape but rather bad sex…but in their mind…any dude friendly enough to acknowledge them outside in the real world…beyond an instagram like…is a demon…

I looked at a girl in a coffee shop today and smiled when our eyes met…this is shit love stories are built on…and girl was on her phone with her friend…had no regard for me…said “some old fat pervert just smiled at me…omg..he’s such a rapist”…

Really? Either I am that transparent and I wear pervert on my fucking dirty bearded face…saying I only want to eat you out…or maybe…just maybe…people need lighten the fuck up and be human again….or maybe….rapist doesn’t mean rapist anymore…like Literally or Ironic…it just means dude…

Who cares…because Here are some real cool stepLINKS and Chill…

Plastic Surgery Mom Demi Moore is Terrifying
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Rihanna Braless in a Movie
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Mila Kunis Talks Sexism and Fighting Back…
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Ireland Baldwin – Topless Photoshoot
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Irish Weather Girl Prank….
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Cheesy Topless Bitch with Huge Tits
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Woman Patient Proposes to Nurse
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Mischa Barton – Cameltoe
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Lupita Nyongo – Lip Sync Battles…
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Jessica Chastain Hollywood Walk of Fame Tits
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Official Trainspotting 2 Trailer
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Quentin Tarantino is Quitting Movies after his Next Two Movies..
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Some New WOnder Woman Trailer…
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Fat Ashley Graham in a Bikini
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Anthony Hopkins Winning with Westworld…
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Lupita Does a Lip Sync Battle…s
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Some Soccer Player Pranks his Teammates
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Drake and Taylor Swift Manipulate the Media
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Khloe Kardashian – POKIES
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Mariah Carey – back At It…
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Annalynne McCord’s Cleavage
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Rachel Hunter Proves it’s Nice to be Rod Stewart’s Ex Wife – with this Crazy House She’s Selling
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Fooseball with Power Drills
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Hailey Baldwin’s Rich Legs Being Young and Famous
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A Stranger Gave Kendall Jenner a Rolls Royce for her Bday
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Real Housewife – Flashed her Tits – Now – FBI is Involved
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A Glimpse Into Bella Thorne Bra
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Ryan Reynolds and Conan Star in The Notebook 2
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Cassidy Banks Stripping
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Shit Pornstars Say
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Pussy Gusher
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Cam Girl With Monster TIts
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Inked College Lesbians Fuck
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Big Tits in the Shower
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Porn GIF of the Day
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Hot Amateur
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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