2016
26
Aug
Elisabetta Gregoraci is an older, 36 year old model, who is out wearing a European bikini top…because they are just tits you fucking pervert weirdos…they are just tits that look like they would be nice to suck on or cum on or grab or watch bounce while she shows you hat passionate Italian women are – provided you are rich enough to get her lubricated…it seems to be the only things girls are into now….
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2016
26
Aug
Natalie Portman is in this video for Miss Dior and I figure seeing the iconic Star Wars nerd vagina of choice – laying in some video she got paid millions to be in and they didn’t even make her get naked – when I am sure she’s been naked….if I was paying anyone a million dollars – there would be spread asshole pics going down….
But I don’t have a million dollars and I get the spread asshole pics for free since girls are fun…but you get what I am saying and that is that I want more from this shoot…
She’s also a very important person because she’s JEWISH and brings hope to JEWISH men everywhere that they will end up with a Portman and not a Schumer because Portman even in her middle age is still hot…
Very important….
Posted in:Natalie Portman|SFW
2016
26
Aug
Little Miss Sunshine has recently changed her name to Big Mamma Sunshine..
That’s all I got.
Posted in:Abigail Breslin|SFW
2016
26
Aug
Jojo got some tits…and she wants you to know it…because girls know that being slutty gets hits, views and makes them fucking money – gives them their dreams….
Not that showing tits is slutty, all girls do it all the time. Just leave your house…
It’s just a coincidence that her tits happen to be in her social media, she’s not being real fucking subtle…she’s just living life – don’t judge her! You are like Christians outside the sex shop! Never hate a girl for showing tit. Celebrate and encourage more…because once tits happen, it’s only natural to encourage pussy pics…
2016
26
Aug
Hailey Clauson is clearly a big girl, just not an offensively big girl, a big girl who can pull off not coming across as a big girl in her pictures because she’s proportionate…
She’s also Sports Illustrated celebrated vagina, she was on the cover, overtaking monster Kate Upton who was too busy out eating…
They are obviously trying to push her as hard as they can, and I guess trying to produce content in more than just February…
She’s probably best known for being a slutty 16 year old on set with her dad who sued Urban Outfitters for producing her child erotica – and won….my kind of girl….use that body to extort innocent unsuspecting men..with those tits!!
Posted in:Hailey Clauson|SFW
2016
26
Aug
Sarah Hyland is the cuter one from Modern Family, because she’s not a fucking attention seeking monster spilling out of all her clothes – as some kind of protest for being raised in network tv…because Sarah Hyland has some genetic modification or hormone treatment that kept her youthful looking into her mid 20s…creepily youthful…..
Here she is sitting on the stoop, trying to look up her skirt, while making faces like a homeless person, mid-shit…erotic.
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Here’s her tattoo…
Posted in:Sarah Hyland|SFW
2016
26
Aug
Olympia Valance is some Australian model who is in some Australian TV show that has been on for fucking ever and that has created many stars like Kylie Minogue…back in the 80s…who actually looks better than this Olympia Valance chick who did a photoshoot and the assistant did a great time covering up her tits…tits that look way too fucking natural, even for me, someone who is into natural tits, because they remind me
of my chubby first girlfriend all sloppy and heart breaking…where it all went wrong…and created the motherfucker you see today…
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Posted in:Olympia Valance
2016
26
Aug
Her name is Vanessa Hudgens and I am reaching by saying these are pictures of her vagina definition… But she is wearing a onesie, the magical piece of clothing that touches asshole, vagina and nipples all at the same time – something that is less magical when she’s drunk and trying to take a pee at 3 in the morning at the club…stripping naked and that’s perfect for rape culture…
She’s a legend for being one of the original nude selfie girls before selfies existed. My kind of naughty narcissist on her camera phone…that will always hold a place in my heart!
Vanessa Hudgens
A little dance?
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Posted in:SFW|Vanessa Hudgens
2016
26
Aug
Katheryn Winnick is a 38 year old Canasrian actress – and she is topless on in Mykonos like some kind of party girl…but too old to be a party girl…because the old party girl is offensive…maybe this is just the old woman on a spiritual journey of self discovery…
I’ve never heard of her, despite her being a Canadian, we don’t all know each other even though there are 12 of us, but I guess we are drawn to each other because I am doing a post on her despite never hearing of her before today…or any of the movies she’s been in…yes I made this about me.
Posted in:Katheryn Winnick|SFW
2016
26
Aug
I saw these Jessica Alba pictures yesterday and thought nothing of them. I thought “hard nipples on a mom”…I see that shit everyday. I just assume it is from all the lecherous parasites that ravaged their vaginas chewing on their goddamn nipples over the course of 4 years that just makes them more engorged and inflamed and scarred up and numb…erotic….
But there was a time I used to think hard nipples were everything – because they were everything – it was an era where girls didn’t show much skin and t-shirt in gym class thanks to cheap cotton bras and bouncing around in the fall weather would give the 15 year old me something to cum to…
So I guess what I am saying this magical Friday is that hard nipples are timeless, they bridge the gap of generations, they apply to young and old, sick and healthy, dead or alive…well maybe not dead, I don’t necrophilia, even one could argue the birth of a woman’s first child is her death…but some go getters, like Alba, power through.
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Posted in:Jessica Alba|SFW
