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2016

01

Nov

Heidi Klum’s Doing SIA of the Day

Heidi Klum always goes crazy for Halloween and people, mainly old people, get excited for her crazy and outrageous outfits…

She likes Halloween so much, that for a good period of her life she dressed up as a little blonde woman who got destroyed by a big black scarred up face black guy with a voice of an angel…with a dick as big as a child’s arm…that wasn’t big enough to Klum to really destroy her vagina as much as German people. the inventors of BDSM and scat would want…but in the process she did shit out a bunch of beige babies…Hilter would be so disappointed…

She was on Ellen, dancing like she was the kid in the SIA video as Ellen pretended to be SIA…but more masculine…and the whole thing was silly…but not as silly as her costume involving a herd of Heidi Klums, like a bad snapchat filter, like the narcissism you’d expect from a model who at 50 still looks this good…weathered…but good…

And here are those pics…of Heidi Klum…just having a good time…because she’s won at life..and all it took was being hot…good deal.

A video posted by Heidi Klum (@heidiklum) on Oct 31, 2016 at 7:58pm PDT

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2016

01

Nov

Doutzen Kroes Lingerie for HUnkemoller of the Day

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Back in september I wrote this about Doutzen Kroes-Black DJ baby making lingerie model’s campaign with this random lingerie company:

Doutzen Kroes got fired from Victoria’s Secret, but she didn’t let that stop her from living out her dreams – or living out what she considers her marketable skills of being a lingerie model – even though she’s not good enough for the big guys, she was still part of the big guys and like any fired employee can spin it to make it look like it was her choice to walk from the million dollar a year contract – to focus on her own projects – since no one likes to be stifled by the mean boss breathing down their neck, and some people like to go off and freelance, building an empire of her own….

I’m surprised any company would want to use someone fired from Victoria’s Secret, when they could use countless young girls who have huge instagram following to at least pretend they are sourcing fresh blood….but like they say – one man’s trash is another man’s cum dumpster…so I guess this is “cum dumpster”…in the lingerie world…

Pretty much stand by that…at least the first sentence…I didn’t read the rest…it’s not that important…when you only care about seeing the half naked dutch mom of two…I figure if you get fired from the industry standard underwear company…I’d assume no other underwear company would touch you….but rather force her to fend for herself…begging to get pics of her in underwear taken…you know to feel alive…I guess people aren’t very creative and just go with what they assume is a bargain….maybe even free…just to make her feel like it’s not all over for her…while it is.

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2016

01

Nov

Couple Attakced by Crocodile in Hotel Pool and Other Videos of the Day

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Bachelor Party Tricks…

Woman Being Stripped in Hospital..

Man Stabs Girls then Gets Knocked Out By Boyfriend

Off Duty Cop Fights off Two Robbers

Old Man Stops Thief with a Kick…

Drunk Knockout…

Woman Falls Down Stairs Texting…and Walking…

Texas Halloween Party…SHOOTING…

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2016

01

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The kids came knocking…and I had no candy..I don’t support that shit….so I figured instead of turning off my lights and ignoring like some weirdo scared of a bunch of kids…who actually have the power to get me arrested…if they band together and say I flashed them or some shit…so avoiding them is probably best way to not get sucked into their web of manipulative, porn watching, too smart ofr their own good lies….

But I still wanted to give them something really disappointing, I wanted to be that guy…all I had in the house was dog treats, bleach, condoms and a bag of old potatoes…and dog shit….I figured condoms would get me arrested, bleach would have got me arrested..and a bag of old potatos is just boring…while dog shit…would bring me lots of joy because kids are little shits…so I just decided to ignore them instead…that just how uneventful and round about my bullshit story is..

Here are some stepLINKS..in the morning..

The Hottest Halloween Costumes
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Tara Reid Anorexic Santa..
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Hilary Duff…is a Slutty Pilgrim
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The Richest Porn Stars
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Kim Kardashian Returns to Social Media After Paris Attacks
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Kelly Rohrbach doing Baywatch
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NASA Pumpkin Carving Competition
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Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel…
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Pokemon Halloween Costume
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Irina Shayk is Hot as Fuck
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Pics of a People Freaking Out at a Haunted House
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Fails of the Month
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2016

01

Nov

Lily Rose Depp for Elle France of the Day

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Lily Rose Depp is French from France and her mom is famous french from France…meaning a magasine like Elle France featuring her is expected as she pushes her rich, connected, teen model for instagram career deeper into the fashion world..it is just a little French Pride…of one of their own….while being connected to very famous people, but more importantly being absolutely amazing to look at. Her face is just fucking wonderful…and I don’t care about the typical hatred I have for nepotism or social media starlets like a HADID…because for some reason, I think this one deserves all the attention she’s getting…and all the work she’s getting and I am prepared for her to be the next big thing….

I am excited for her to replace the other cunts who aren’t as deserving as her…and sure you can argue that she’s just as bad as the other entitled brats…with the “her dad is Johnny Depp, obviously she’ll get work and really go anywhere she wants”…but she’s hot…and hotness is what matters…and while coupled with nepotism, being a spoiled brat, probably having a laid back life…because her parents were too into their own egos…with a trust fund and good times..

She’s 17…so don’t sexualize her…because that would make you a pedophile as bad as someone who fucks babies…at least according to the law….you sick fuck…

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2016

31

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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I don’t know if Halloween is still a thing worth getting excited over, because from where I’m sitting, a very soiled and disgusting couch, with what I can assume is dead body excrement / my wife’s sweat shit and tears / my stepdaughter’s miscarriages, etc…everyone dresses like a slut…

There was a time when it was the one day of the year that conservative girls would dress slutty, half naked, put those pilates and yoga classes after work to work… but with social media, all these girls are slutty everyday anyway…half naked…in bikini…etc…and the whole thing is halloween everyday….

Out there for the world…so fuck Halloween…not to mention…kids are too fat as it is, giving them more candy in a candy driven world…seems idiotic…diabetes…we want hot chicks for the next generation…quit fuckin
g around….

Here are some links….

Thigh Gaps for Halloween
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Val Kilmer is Dying…
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A Night in the Life of a Bouncer at a Halloween Party
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Britney Spears Thong Performance
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Irina Shayk Hot in Magaine…
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Hitchcock Sexually Assaulted Melanie Griffith’s Mom Tippi Hedren
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Courtney Stodden’s Creepy Clown Shoot
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Kate Upton – has Cleavage
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Robot Vallet
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Abigail Ratchford Topless Costume
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Can A Pumpkin Prodect an iPhone 7
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Trashy Lingerie photoshoot
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Huge Fuckign Tits
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Hayley Hasselhoff Big Tits…
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Leona Lewis Cameltoe…
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The House Where Chris Brown Beats Women…
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Nerf War – Donald VS Hillary
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Models in Princess Dresses
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10 Scenes that Made Movies Better
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Jennifer Lawrence Titty Dress
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Lara Stone Upskirt…
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The Presidential J.Lo Booty Shake
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Jessica Lowndes Big Tits
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Pussy Riot – Makes AMerica Great Again
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Destiny CHild is Back…
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Annalynne McCord CLeavage…
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Katy Perry as Hillary Clinton and Orlando Bloom as Bill Clinton
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Nerf War – Trump VS Hillary
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Wakeboarding a Harbor Crane…
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A Bunch of Wet Girls
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Random Tumblr Porn of the DAy
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Slutty Halloween Costumes….
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Big Tits – Real Big Tits
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Naked Halloween Party
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Naked Girl of the Day
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Woman Driving While Texting…Like an Idio
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Crackhead Hates Anal – WORST VIDEO EVER!!!
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Pirate Loves the Zombie Dick
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Sluts Just Trying to Pay The Bills By Not Working…
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Girls First Porn Fail
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Couple Caught in the Act
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What is Going on HEre
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Dancer’s Pussy Lips
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Greek Slut of the DAy
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

31

Oct

Ariel Winter’s Fat Ass in a Thong Bathing Suit of the Day

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This is an interesting use of a short, chubby, girl from mainstream media, on a hit sitcom, on one of the number one show’s on TV….it’s like give them your ass, give them more of your ass, that’s not enough ass, they need more of your ass…

I assume they know that based on her body type, this is her at 18….pretty sloppy…and that by the time she’s 25…she’ll be real fucking obese…so milk it…like the cow you are before you are the cow that you will be….

People like asses…and they like when girls they’ve watched grow up on TV…hitting puberty….become exhibitionists because being the center of attention is all they want or no…plus they were raised on set by Sofia Vergara…a Colombian you all know for her tits…and by you all…I mean all the execs she fucked after meeting in Miami who gave her a career…fascinating…

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2016

31

Oct

Controversial Hilary Duff’s Pilgrim Fucks the Native of the Day

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Hilary Duff is so scandalous. So controversial. FROM FUCKING THE HELP!…Her personal trainer who seduced her as he showed her SQUAT form, using his dick, then announcing it to the world last week with a kiss…Saying, “I’m so rich, I like controlling the men I fuck who I basically own because he’s the trainer – and a taste of the Hilary DUff good life / pussy, is what every trainer in Hollywood dreams…otherwise they’d train back home in Michigan or wherever the fuck he’s from….

She’s now bringing him out in public for Halloween in an OFFENSIVE costume…her as a PILGRIM with all her Western money and influence…him as the native she’s moving onto with her raping…because she can…she’s got GOD or in this case Hollywood on her fucking side…she’s Hilary Duff motherfuckers…

I am all for freedom of speech and don’t believe the Social Justice warriors should win this one, who cares…traditional or parody of an Indian in headdress is what white people would get mad about…when really they should be getting mad about how treaties written when raping and pillaging their land aren’t being respected….you know…it’s context…

I don’t think black face, asian eyes, mexican moustaches, TRANNIES…or Indian features or DOT on Halloween is a bad thing…it’s the one fucking day you should be able to do it…so people need to relax…

HOWEVER, since it’s Hilary Duff’s thickness and the cock it bounces on…let’s slaughter him…for violating our woman…that SAVAGE…

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2016

31

Oct

Russian Dancer Does Harley Quinn Dance of the DAy

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Harley Quinn was the Pumpkin Spice latte of costumes this year…. EVERY white girl dressed like her..it was the thing to do…if you left your house it was Harley Quinn on Harley Quinn on Harley Quinn….but not as intensely s this Russian dance video, because soem Harley Quinn’s are hotter than others, and some are skinnier than others…including fatty Margot Robbie…

Here’s a round-up of Harley Quinn costumes…for you suburban basic bitches to get some last minute make-up ideas…so you can dress the same as so many other girls at the party and for you nerd Comic Book pervs…to jerk off to…

Posted in:SFW|Videos

2016

31

Oct

Bella Hadid Dressed Like a Model Showing Nipple for Flare Magazine of the Day

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Bella Hadid posted this Happy Halloween video….

A video posted by Bella Hadid (@bellahadid) on Oct 31, 2016 at 11:17am PDT

Which we can interpret as tapping into her narcissism, where she is obsessed with looking at herself, I know narcissist, alot aren’t even hot, but they are obsessed with staring at themselves while people look onto them, and this rich kid is no different…just a shallow and lame bitch who has her pic taken like she matters….and in turn she truly feels she’s so great, and not the scam the rest of the world thinks she is…even the fashion industry casting her as the affordable Hadid sister, knowing she’s not great or interesting, but also that she’s got a social media following…and they need that to survive…

While, I’m just happy she has tits…that she shows…in wet shirts…while she pretends to be a model…because that’s her disguise, her everyday is Halloween disguise that people don’t realize is a disguise…thanks to people being idiots and believing everything they are told…except on Halloween…so maybe this costume…or calling her out on this costume…will help influence the masses…even if I only have one readers…to know..she’s bullshit…but the tits…they are legit…I mean not necessarily legit in the sense of not implants…but legit in the sense of you can see them…

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