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Camila Cabello’s Fat Cuban Ass in San Diego of the Day

Sienna Miller Topless in Europe of the Day

Elsa Hosk is Naked on the Beach of the Day

Lizzo Pollutes the Internet with her Fat Chick Propaganda of the Day

Maria Doroshina is the Instagram Of The Day

2016

Oct

Jessica Biel’s Ass in Tight Pants of the Day

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Jessica Biel is the dude Justin Timberlake was stuck with for so many years, at his peak of fame, because she was accepting and accommodating of his lifestyle choices, which after a high maintenance Britney Spears, and she just attached herself to him, probably because she was a big fan or groupie, and fucking rode it out for as long as she could until he became dependent on having her around, or feared the information she had on him….allowing her to spend the rest of her days in the gym, working out, getting those broad shoulders just as toned and masculine as he likes them…and here she is bent over…

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Coffee withdrawal going well. #nationalcoffeeday

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2016

Oct

Lea Michele in Shape Magazine of the Day

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It amazes me that anyone would want to see Lea Michele in Shape Magazine, unless it’s like that COVERGIRL CAMPAIGN FEATURING A GAY DUDE WHO LIKES MAKE-UP …because for the longest time, before she got her face fillers, I was convinced, at least based on her sex appeal, that she was a dude…with the voice of an angel..like this one guy who used to sing Celine Dion and Whitney Houston at the gay Karaoke bar I’d go to for cheap drinks on Ladies night…because ladies in gay bar think when you DONALD TRUMP them with a grab them int he pussy, that you’re just a curious homo being swayed to the dark hetero side thanks to their tits…an honor really…and if you can add honor to sex assault as the college girls are calling it…in what we’d probably call flirting…everyone’s happy..

That said, she’s in shape in Shape…and I don’t really care what shape she’s in, I am not jerking off to any of this…

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2016

Oct

Marisa Papen is Naked Enoon Youtube of the Day

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RACY RACY….for GOOGLE OWNED OPPRESORS YOUTUBE…

Marisa Papen is some instagram model who was deleted from instagram – because all she does is get naked, something that I will argue shouldn’t get anyone deleted, the naked body is not porn, even if I can jerk off to it, and based on the outfits all these instagram models wear, the bikini bottoms I can see their assholes in, the hard nipple and sheer shirts they wear outside…let it fucking happen..

I don’t think it’s art, but i like that angle to get girls naked, I just think it is naked human and for the most part…I like staring…looking not touching…because god knows where this chick has been….

That said, she’s taken her nudity to an “experimental film with weird tracking shots…so trippy…or stupid…definitely stupid.. that has zero story, that isn’t even nice to look at, it’s not even quite naked because her nipples are covered, but that is pushing as hard as she can to get views on Youtube…in a world that loves nudity, punishes nudity, and forces exhibitionists to get clever in their nudity…so that they can maximize their nudity reach…

I say…as long as there’s nudity…I’ll look at nudity…but I am actually a freedom fighter when it comes to nudity and I have fought this fight for nudity on nudity by being a martyr – considered porn – not able to make the internet money all the other blogs made when blogs were a thing…a stupid decision in hindsight – but at the time – like Marisa Papen – I was fighting for a cause I believed in…as a pervert who likes nudity and doesn’t think it should be considered porn, especially since all the rich guys who decide where advertising goes are bigger fucking perverts than me, all repressed and fucking sexual assaulting because they live a life of a lie…

That’s all I have to say about that…oh and…if this twat wants to get naked, I’ll keep on posting.

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2016

Oct

Selena Gomez in Rehab Officially and of the Day

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Here’s some Selena Gomez on a group outting in Tennesee where her rehab is….

Yesterday, I wrote this very important post ABOUT HOW SELENA GOMEZ LOST HER MIND IN AUGUST THANKS TO LUPUS AND NOW MENTAL HEALTH / DRUGS …and I said she was in some rehab facility…because I am a fucking clairvoyant…call me MISS CLEO since she’s dead and I’m here…motherfuckers…I know…a genius…

I am just aware that when a “celebrity” goes missing from social media after saying she’s quitting her 34 remaining dates of her world tour, after having some freakout on Justin Beiber and his fans, for whatever reason..a reason I call spoiled brat, robbed of her childhood, too rich to understand the struggle, entitled, dramatic, annoying, a whiner, coddled and sucked up to…having a tantrum she’ll degrade and laugh at people with actual mental health issues and struggles…because mental health is all relative…you can be sad and suicidal from your mansion and empire when you have everything other people are sucidal because they don’t have…because life is about being unhappy…stop trying so hard…with no expectactions comes apathy and with apathy comes little stress…it’s when you start up with goals, and dreams and life plans…you are setting yourself up for unhappiness…depression…anxiety…feeling pressure…even your anxiety is all based on you being an immature spoiled brat…in a 30-50k a month facility…hilarious…I can save her for less.

That said, she is also dying of LUPUS so when you’re young and with terminal disease she’ll likely die of, I am almost tempted to give her a pass…But then again, she can retire and live a good remaining life without stress…thanks to piles of money…So she’s really her own enemy..and should stop complaining…and let me save her…

Here’s a SELENA GOMEZ SLUTTY ROUND-UP….from when she was losing her mind but hadn’t quite lost her mind yet…I can Save Her

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2016

Oct

KFC MAGGOTS VS Charlotte McKinney Slutty in a Music Video of the Day

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I can’t figure out what is more exciting..

1- Maggots on KFC chicken that KFC is denying is from their stores – because it’s day old and fucking vile looking – as a woman narrates a beautiful story that could be turned into a mini-series….and I think it’s safe to say it could be a scam, or it could be her poor refrigeration or it could be bad KFC, since all KFC is bad, what do you expect from Fast Food run by a franchisee selling cheap fucking chicken…not to mention even the best KFC, the freshest KFC, is bad KFC….it is disgusting and I haven’t eaten it since the 90s..no one I know eats it but then again I’m not friends with that many black people…who seem to line up for this shit everyday…

Or….

2. Charlotte McKinney hanging onto her big tit celebrity because people like big tits, and they may have seen her on TV or in the Tabloids with her big tits she’s been milking as if they were golden milk producing, which I guess in ways they are…

I’m going with KFC maggots…she’s so fucking lame but at least Charlotte McKinney isn’t that other music video whore Tits Emily Ratajkowski, but they are both pretty much the worst…

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2016

Oct

Elon Musk and Johnny Depp’s Evil Pussy Amber Heard in Cosplay of the Day

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Amber Heard is Mera in Justice League. I don’t read Comic Books, I never read Comic Books, and I hate that all this budget goes into these blockbuster movies that just fucking suck, but that happen anyway…so the whole thing just annoys me…but clearly it excites everyone who is into comic books which is pretty much everyone…or anyone who happens to be on this site…

I am sure I don’t hate Comic Books as much as Johnny Depp hates Amber Heard, or as much as Elon Musk will hate Amber Heard, once she uses her evil, manipulative, strategic and cunning cunt to rape and pillage him, like these man hating women do….as there’s never been a doubt in my mind, from the first time I saw her in a movie, or in the media pretending to be bi-sexual, that I didnt think “this chick is dark, evil and angling to get where she needs to go”…

But you don’t care about any of that…you just want to see her in a costume…because you are fucking odd..

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2016

Oct

Korean Brothel and Other Videos of the Day

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Australian Snakes having Sex

Girl Tries to Hide in the Dishwasher…

The Crackhead Shuffle

Weather Woman Tits

Road Rage in Atlanta

Crackhead Rap…

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2016

Oct

Alex Trebek VS Nerdcore Nerds of the Day

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One of the contestants on Jeoparty Jeopardy was talking about the music she loves or listens to called Nerdcore, which she goes onto explain is people rapping about being nerds, into comic books, unable to find romantic partners…basically what I call virgin losers who are the only people who read this site, and who occasionally break out of their mom’s basement with some dot com billion dollar company…where they are celebrated and pussy is thrown at them…they even let you grab them in the pussy…just to have a taste of your very valuable semen…so they can throw it back into their twat and get pregnant so that they can retire…but I generally think they just sit around playing video games – getting fatter and fatter – greasier and greasier and cum scented because all that masturbating gets into their pours and is hard to wash out when you don’t wash…eventually finding a really fat lonely chick in the same situation as them – who they can do sci/fi fanatasy – comicon things together…but usually they just die alone…

And who Alex Trebek calls losers…to their loser faces…because he’s rich off loser nerds he calls losers…cuz he’s winning!

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2016

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I think my biological clock is ticking because all I keep wanting to do is fuck a pregnant girl – who is pregnant with someone else’s baby – but is misbehaving because there’s nothing more disgusting than fucking a woman carrying your baby….but nothing hotter than fucking a woman carrying someone elses baby…because it touches you on all kinds of emotional levels..

Here are some morning links…

Bitches in Bikinis
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Lea Michele in a Bikini…and Annoying
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Tom Brady Has No Comment on Trump
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Taylor Swift – Cara Delevingne – Lesbians
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Nuclear Bunker Preserving Hollywood History Video
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Christie Brinkley’s 25 Million Dollar Home
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Ronald McDonalds – Fired
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A Bunch of Fan Girls in Fan Girl Nerd Shit
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Dead Actor of the Day
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Hurricane Timelapse
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2016

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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I was supposed to have a college girl from the internet, which means she’s likely a college 50 year old obese man, who may or may not be myself…talking to myself as I do…to meet up with me to get drunk and masturbate for me…you know girls love being watched…it’s trendy and fills that void of wanting an audience or to be famous…or whatever it is that they do..

She came at me with the old I have food poisoning….which is obviously the worst excuse ever…and not even a deal breaker for watching her masturbate..it’s not like I was planning anal…

Unfortunately, to prove that she wasn’t lying…she snapchatted the diarrhea pouring out of her ass…which brings up an important issue with this disposable selfie generation – where content is flimsy and putting yourself out there is everything…and you’re so used to it and comfortable with it that you share everything…because up until marriage…I was convinced women didn’t shit…now I’m watching strangers fucking shit themselves…

Needless to say..I jerked off to it…

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So Many Great Asses Worth Looking At
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Amber Heard as MERA for the Virgin Nerds
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America’s Creepy Clown Craze – Explained
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Pam Anderson Slutty in a Magazine
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Golden Girls Action Figures are Blowing up Comicon while I Blown My Load to Golden Girls…
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Miley Cyrus on What her Pussy Likes to Fuck
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800 Human Sculptures Found in Creepy Japanese Village
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Anna Kendrick in Bondage
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Daisy Lowe See Through Pants
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Average at best Em Rat Cow – Walking Around LA like It’s a Runway
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Mafia III Bug Compilation
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Janet Jackson has Baby Inside Her
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Kelly Brooke – Fat
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Greek SLut Oktoberfest
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Dakota Fanning Posing with her Sex Toy
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Charlotte McKinney Big Tits in a Music Video
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Jenner Sluts in Bikini
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Nicole Scherzinger in a Mini Skirt
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Miley Cyrus Defending Woody Allen…
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Jennifer Connelly in a Tight Dress
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Paris Jackson and her Wallet Fucker’s Ass Crack
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Old Beat Up Carmen Electra Tits
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Sean Penn’s New Pussy
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Slutty Chicago Weather Girl
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Some UK Slut named Jennifer Metcalfe in a Bikini
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Lindsey Vonn Turnt Up in a Tight Skirt
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Gal Gadot – Tight Dress
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Crazy Bulldozer without a Driver!
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Covergirl’s FIRST EVER – Coverboy – WEIRD WORLD
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Alessandra Ambrosio Legs
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Joe Jonas Dick Pic…
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Lea Michelle Bathing Suit for Shape
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Some Slut in a Harley QUinn Costume
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Random Tumblr Porn
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Free Cam Girls For YOu To Fall in Love With
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Drunk Girl Eating on the Subway
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Girl Masturbating in Public gets Caught
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Some Chick Named Claudia Black Ass in a Bikini
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Hot Selfie Slut
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Amateur Destroys her Vagina…
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Some Slut Naked in Pajamas
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Hairy Dildo Feminist Bullshit
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The Slut and the Slut BELFIE
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Some Slut in Blue
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Never Cheat on a Girl with a Weapon
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Slutty Ronda Roussey is Gonna Fight Again
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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