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2016

20

Oct

Kendall and Gigi for W Magazine of the Day

So….W Magazine is on the search for clickbait, and I guess in that quest to get click in the media and on their social media accounts…they went with people they felt had a strong audience to achieve their hopes and dreams…to satisfy advertiser money…because these famewhores will do any media that comes their way for free….

Their concept was paid for by some brand, or a series of brands…because this is what advertising looks like….and I guess…the top level “artist” idea was to take pics of them with their original, pre-plastic surgery, noses…

They pretended it was “art”…or “social commentary” on the Snapchat filter…by hiring some artists, who don’t realize that artists are a fucking lie and that art doesn’t exist…especially when it’s all for an ad…garbage humans…

Let’s not intellectualize this shit, or buy into their shit, or pretend this is anything but clickbait fodder that isn’t even hot…or compelling…because these idiots are idiots..just looking for likes and follows…and not to do good things, or inspire…or be interesting or next level….

Posted in:Gigi Hadid|Kendall Jenner|SFW

2016

20

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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A wise random person on my facebook wrote something along the lines of “Trump sucks, Clinton Sucks, Politics suck, social media sucks, your opinion sucks, status updates suck, the media sucks, snapchat sucks, instagram filters suck, instagram hookers trying to be Kardashians suck, your newborn baby sucks, your wedding or reltaionship updates suck, your life sucks…me knowing about your life sucks, malls suck, brands suck, fashion sucks, starbucks sucks and girls who get excited skinny pumpkin lattes suck….memes sucks…your obession with memes suck”…and it spoke to me – because you’re all clueless, mindless idiots, with very little to offer…and you don’t matter, I don’t matter, none of this matters…and everyone is fucking evil..and so am I…

Here are some Morning Links…

Sand Covered Sluts
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Kylie Minogue – Bikini
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Drunk Driver – Toilet Break
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They are REmaking Marry Poppins and You’ll never Care Who is Playing the Banker
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Padma Gold Digging Whore Tits
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10,000 Dead Scrotum Frogs…I Blame the Kardashians
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The Human Google
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Sports Team Loving Sluts
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Katie May 0 – Chiro 1
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2016

19

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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I assume people care about the debate tonight, even Canadians, who find the whole thing fun and exciting…because Canadians are pathetic…and I assume all these feminist, left, social justice warriors are having debate parties all over the city…getting drunk and running their mouths like they know what’s up…or how the world works…and you know what happens when college girls drink…especailly the feminist social justice warrior ones…they get sexually assaulted..not necessarily because they get sexually assaulted…but because they are more prone to sexual assault..or calling people out for sexual assault..when I just call it getting fingered on the dance floor…..

How about a new Eminem song….

Ok here’s some links…

Amazing Asses Because Wednesday is for Asses
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Kylie Minogue and Guy Pearce’s Dick on the Beach…
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Lindsay Lohan is Giving Refugees Energy Drinks…
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Madonna Offers to Suck Off Hillary Supporters
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Some Hot Slut Russian in Lingerie
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Pregnant Mila Kunis Ass in Jeans
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Lindsay Lohan at the Opening of her Night Club
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Joanna Krupa in a Bikini of the Day
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Azealia Banks on Russell Crowe Spitting on Her…
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Isla Fisher Big Tits
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Pretty Depressing but Awesome Sick Kids Video
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Fuck You for Not Liking the Elephant Saving a HUman
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Sara Underwood is Slutty in Nature
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Chrissy Teigen See Through Shirt…
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Instagram Model Katie May was Killed by her Chiro
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Star Wars Chick Daisy Ridley
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Aziz Ansari Wants You To Vote….in the most Whiny fucking way…
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Mary Hart’s 8.8 Million Dollar Condo
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Hilary Duff Ass
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Joanna Krupa Cameltoe in a Bathing Suit
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James Franco Head Butted a Dude Over Lana Del Rey…
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Riding the Wall of Death
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Today in Gwen Stefani…
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Hot Fan Girls
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Khloe Kardashian is Terrifying
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Joanna Halpin in a Bikini
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Evolution of F1 Racing Games
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Tobey Maguire is Fucking Sofia Richie…Reall?
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Here are the Odds for the Debate
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Amanda Seyfried Has OCD but Not the Kind on my Dick
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Emma Roberts is Hot in Spandex
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Random Tumblr Porn of the DAy
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Some Huge Tits on Some Trash
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Free Cam Girls For YOu To Fall in Love With
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Some Big Tits in a Thong
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The Wife of the Future
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Am I Normal is Fucking Weird
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Heavy Tits on Webcam
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Amateur Tits
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

19

Oct

Kylie Minogue Not Dead and on the Beach of the Day

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This is the first time I’ve seen Kylie Minogue, and thought…ok she’s finally old…

Breast cancer didn’t knock her down…but the test of time has…that face is finally looking 50…

You gotta keep in mind that Kylie Minogue started her career as a popster in the 80s…when she did the locomotion and as an old as fuck, tired as fuck, out of touch as fuck grown man with a blog…..I remember her…I’ve watched her from Australia hype in the Crocodile Dundee – Australian late 80s hype that took over America…the Kangaroo fetish years…to her second and third life she’s pumped into her carer…and the entire time she was timeless, hot and it made no sense…but today…we see that you can’t beat science forever….and at 48 she’s done good…and is now on the slippery slope of sex appeal expiration…

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Posted in:Kylie Minogue|SFW

2016

19

Oct

Tallulah Willis Weird Nudes of the Day

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Tallulah Willis is the hipster Willis sister, but I guess all of them are Hipster, in the sense of mainstream, pretending to not be mainstream, rich and spoiled, pretending to be down to earth and not rich and spoiled, vapid but pretending to have substance….raised by Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher in Montana and I wonder if he ever touched them like dirty stepfathers do…but he’s probably too gay for that….

She’s so stereotypically LA….in dress, style, everything, but most importantly, whether cheesy, self involved, nonsense….she’s pulled off some softcore titty porn, she’ll pretend is feminsit… you know with her free the nipple shit she endorses all the time, because pulling out your tits is easier than doing anything of actual substance….it gets noticed and the whole thing is absurd but good for ego….all while pretending that you have purpose…or vision…or integrity…by calling it art…

But that doesn’t mean her grabbing her hairy hipster feminist twat topless isn’t great…if you can see past the Bruce Willis jaw smoking that healthy organic vegan fair trade cigarette…

Posted in:Tallulah Willis

2016

19

Oct

Shay Mitchell’s On All Fours for SELF of the Day

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Shay Mitchell is brat from Canada – who is ethnically ambiguous…from some rich neighborhood in Canada…who I guess had the resources and a dream to make this acting thing happen…where she ended up amazingly getting cast on some TV show that turned out to be a massive fucking success..that people loved…and that she got extremely famous on social media for being a part of it…

She’s clever enough to have got involved in other businesses, other things, like travel blogging and publishing a series of teen books…because that’s how resourceful people who know the internet is a joke, but a place to get extra rich even if you’re already rich and so are your parents…

Se’s in SELF magazine, which would probably be a huge magazine, if people bough magazines, thanks to the narcissism that’s everywhere…all they would need is to have a mirror or webcam to film the person looking at it to replay…and watch themselves….it’d be huge, relevant and save publishing…..

Instead…they had Shay Mitchell pantless in dramatic poses…

Posted in:SFW|Shay Mitchell

2016

19

Oct

Lady Gaga Not Hot in a Photoshoot Because She’s Not Hot of the Day

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Lady Gaga is dressed like a 1940s feminist factory labourer…for whatever reason…and I think it’s a good look for her, and I am probably alone in this, but I just find seeing her nasty fucking ass and tits as that face of hers carries them through crowds for the paprazzi to capture…disgusting…

I’d rather see her play genderless, because she’s always been a tranny, drag queen, who got her tits done to me…even if I’ve probably seen her vagina in other pics of her being shameless for attention during her career…but I’ve strategically blocked it out…because Lady Gaga is vile…

I have no idea why I am posting this shoot…seriously…no idea…

Posted in:Lady Gaga|SFW

2016

19

Oct

Rita Ora Boring as Fuck of the Day

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Rita Ora is an official no name celebrity…that’s her whole angle…that’s what makes her a celebrity…and she’s just tried everything..had a record deal…has been a reality show girlfriend…she’s dated rich guys…had famous friend…she’s been to all the right parties and events…she’s even had a song…or been featured on a song…but NO ONE knows or cares who she is…despite having great tits…that’s it…that’s all she is…

Now she’s hosting or a judge on a fashion show, so she’s trying the whole fashion angle, and they are doing fashion shoots with her in the studio…and it’s so fucking lame…maybe because she’s moving on from the tits that are the only reasons she’s even remotely famous for being a no name celebrity…Rihanna impersonator…or maybe because she’s misguided and letting her ego run the show…either way…I’d be surprised if you can jerk off to this..

Posted in:Rita Ora|SFW

2016

19

Oct

Christina Milian Panties of the Day

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Mom Christina Milian….is trying to be a Kardashian, I find it terribly boring…it’s just seeing a mid-30s mom who has financial resources, some celebrity, a solid child support check…shamelessly posting nude or half nude ass in thong pics for no actual reason…just to get you to look at her, notice her, pay attention to her…validate her…follow her on social media so that she can upsell her account or promote stupid companies she’s invested in…is just so ghetto…it’s just gross to me…I like girls who are actually struggling whoring out, not bitches who have made it out of the struggle whoring, taking attention away from the girls who actually need attention for their whoring, trying to rob them of their value as women trying to make it…plus it just doesn’t make sense to me..

Let the poor girl do the panty pics…stripping…etc…and as a rich girl who is not that hot…maybe focus on raising your damn kid…and not doing this shit…

I am not a fan, unless she needs a K-Fed, in which case…I’m down to mooch…

Posted in:Christina Milian|SFW

2016

19

Oct

Vanessa Hudgens and Some Dude Hide Their Cold Sores of the Day

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High School Musical Vanessa Hudgens is out in covering her face…while showing off her body…while the dude she’s with also covers his face…in what I will assume is a trend amongst this famous enough but not so relevant cunts…or maybe she makes her handlers or the people she hangs out with follow her lead so that she doesn’t seem weird…like they are in it together…or maybe it’s because they both have gnarly herpes scabs on their faces they don’t want anyone to see…because they are a sore spot…cold sore spot…that happened when getting cast by DISNEY execs…

IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN…

It’s just funny that it’s ok to be out there with your body, but bitch can’t handle the paparazzi she called capturing her face…possibly not made up…or maybe it’s to not identify her and devalue them…why would any tabloid write about her…if you can’t tell it’s her….but because that becomes a story…a boring story…is still a story…

She should just be happy that after all these years…people still partially care enough to grab pics of her…while the new generation of kids probably have no idea who she is..

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Posted in:SFW|Vanessa Hudgens