I found out that I am a super human, hyper evolved because I was born with only one wisdom tooth…unlike you fucking primates with 4…

I spoke to the dental hygienist about whether it was a fact that I was hyper evolved, and if she was willing to go on file saying that, you know so when the women I try to fuck like a caveman…or ape…throwing feces and grunts as they walk by me with their skinny legs in short skirts evidence…that they have just been graced by the fucking future…and this is how us hyper evolved folk do things…

She refused.

So now I am forced to go back to accidentally walking into the wrong changing room at the YMCA….to see the old lady tits changing like that Playboy chick…only instead of snapchatting her, I’ll jerk off to it and blame it on being gender neutral….they can’t arrest you if you’re gender neutral…

BEST LOOP HOLE EVER…..

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Outside a drug store, some hot chick told me that I was going to die of cancer because I was using my cellphone, and by hot chick, I mean some crazy aluminum foil hat wearing homeless chick, who was clearly crazy, but she didn’t smell and thus good enough to fuck..because..as long as the girl involved doesn’t smell like piss and feces…I told her that I was hoping the radiation made me into a superhero like spiderman…so that I could save her….and I think I gave her an orgasm…well 3 dollars…but to a starving girl that’s like an orgasm…I woulda finger banged her, but wasn’t prepared for what I would find…

Once inside the store, this rich done up bitch, who looked fucking haggard, but skinny, and had the designer purse and expensive outfit, I could see keys to an expensive car, just like an uppity twat came in freaking out about her LULULEMON bag she left in the store…going from cash to cash…each saying no one turend it in before finding a clerk in the back of the store who had it put aside…he gave it to her and instead of saying thanks, relieve by the YOGA pant find, the bitch came back and gave the cashier shit for saying no one turned in the bag to her….misleading the rich bitch into thinking she wouldn’t rescue her purchase of overpriced yoga pants…and keeping her away from her fucking yoga pants…that she could buy more of…you know since she fucking lost them in the store…

It was just an interesting contrast….within 5 minutes…a poor as fuck homeless bitch got wet for 3 dollars for drugs after making me laugh….and some cunt rich bitch with everything she needs or wants..living that dream life…was a fucking trashcan of a human……have a fucking breakdown in her 40s…over Yoga pants…like a 5 year old…

I think that’s part of what’s wrong in the world…more people need to be homeless…they are classier – even when throwing shit at people than the disgusting self involved rich…

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