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2023

26

Jul

Leni Klum Sunburn of the Day

In the most important story or content piece you will see all day, or possibly all week, Leni Klum has brought us a TANLINE THURSDAY a day early….by showing the people her bikini tanline, while rocking some THONG underwear that don’t cover her bikini bottom tanline, and the whole thing is wonderful…

Yes, she’s got huge tits and she should have been more considerate in her production of this tanline content, when we all want to see nature’s highlighter highlighting the best features that were covered up while being “sun kissed”, which in her case are the tits bigger than our heads…

But she’s high profile man, her mom, who has trained her in the art of clickbait and seduction, since they all benefit from Leni being sexualized thanks to Leni having been sharted out of Heidi’s cunt during her various sex romps of her youth, she’s not about to flash her full fucking tit to us yet, that will be more strategic….

HOWEVER, a shot from the front, even in bikini top, maybe just covering the nipples with her arm, would have gone a long way, but as a positive and supportive internet pervert who likes tanlines, this is pretty great, because when you’re rich as shit, lazy as shit, you don’t have to post anything….so be grateful, even if we can’t see tits or asshole behind thong…the truth is, we don’t deserve it, but it will happen because all these girls are SLUTTY for attention.

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2023

26

Jul

Nicole Scherzinger Slaps Her Ass of the Day

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Nicole Scherzinger, the Pussycat Doll who exploited the fat girls who thought they were Betty Page, doing their own version of Burlesque at the local theatre, only to end up with a very highly paid solo career, has always been a rockhard body that I assumed could have been born with a dick…..

Sure, she’s a dancer, into fitness, and all that other shit that makes a hard faced, hard bodied girl all muscled, but I was always suspicious of this one….

In this era of tranny fuckers, which I assume most of you are, because it’d be racist or sexist or transphobic to NOT fuck a dude who mentally retardedly thinks he’s a chick, her having a dick isn’t a deal breaker for you, plus the truth is, we used to be able to laugh about calling pop princesses like Scherzinger trannies, and now that everyone’s a fucking tranny, it has lost it’s power….

So instead, we’ll just have to keep on sexualizing the bolt on, ripped, soon to be married chick, as she hits the gym for some LIFTING, to get some GAINS, where she takes a second to make sure her balls aren’t showing through the leggings, or to slap her ass in a way that would jiggle pussy lip, to let the air out…or to get the cum deeper in for potential pregnancy reasons since she’s old and has limited periods left due to the lifting assuming she is a genuine chick…

Point of the story, this social media content’s pretty solid, and comedic….good effort to make the from behind shot seem less shameless….I dig.

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2023

26

Jul

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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Fitness is being marketed as some white nationalist, racist, misogynistic, pro-trump, far right, alt-right, Q-Anon, survivalist, anti-establishment, libertarian activity, at least by the media that is written by weak, low testosterone, cucks with man tits, who eat soy all day, while sucking back on their anti-depressants because they are weak little bitches…

The truth is, that’s all part of the agenda, try to give fitness a bad name, when clearly it’s the most important thing a person can do for health, wellness, clear state of mind, quality of life, especially in this world that wants us all fat, even where they shame fitness so that people who feel pressured to get fit, don’t bother, because they don’t want to be associated with all those “negative” things in their LIBTARD gang….

So from Fat Models, to vile bad foods, to sitting all day….FITNESS is being attacked, and I think as fat chick haters, we need to celebrate the fit chicks who are still vain enough to not want to be fat, since it’s gross, by doing fitness, and since we’re all low testosterone, lazy, given up on life fucks, just old school about it and not blaming fitness for it, all we can do is jerk off to the musculature and build of these bitches, you know, because when they are fit they fuck better, the look better, and their fitness exercises are basically pornographic while they do them….so hop on that fitness train perverts….do it for the future of HUMANITY…

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2023

26

Jul

Noah Cyrus Nipples on Stage of the Day

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Noah Cyrus is apparently engaged, that’s some exciting Noah Cyrus news that I am amazed that I even know, since like the rest of the world, her family included, I ignore Noah Cyrus and when I see her, I say “oh hey, where’s Miley”….which I assume her future husband also does, but in a more subtle way, because when you’re a Cyrus in the shadow of Miley, anyone giving you attention, no matter how talented, interesting, cool, amazing, good at sucking dick or taking it up the ass as you re, is there to get closer to the top dog in the family, FACTS.

To try to draw attention to herself, because Miley wasn’t available to give her sister a handout thanks to feeling sorry for her because she gets all the attention in the family, Noah took a different approach, and that was to wear a sheer top to show off her torpedo looking tit, NIP included, to off-set that really weird looking face….

I support all tit in marketing, especially of celebrity siblings who are broken on the inside because they are celebrity siblings…

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2023

26

Jul

Imogen Thomas Bikini Ass of the Day

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Imogen Thomas is some Miss Wales, who I feel was also a Glamour Model, before landing a role on Big Brother, where she turned into a Reality Show Glamour Model personality who didn’t have to work as a bottle service girl at the nightclubs anymore, but still had to do thirsty whore shit to keep the fans jerking off to her, because that’s where the money came from….

She’s 40 years old now, and I guess still bringing the smut, probably because she’s found herself some OZEMPIC or whatever the celebrity weight loss drug is, because she’s looking less fat than she has in the past, but her ass is still big and broad but in a good way, considering she’s 40 years old…

All this to say, mom’s being slutty on social media with bikini pics, works for me, as it represents pretty much the slutty society we live in thanks to social media…and I mean she was probably always into using them broad hips and tits to get seen, so it’s just the middle aged version of that. Fun.

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2023

26

Jul

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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For some of you losers, myself included, the only pussy that you get to see that you want to see is on the women walking around in tight ass pants showing off the pussy through those pants…

Sure, some of you may be married, you may fuck hookers, you may count pussy you watch in porn as pussy you want to see, but the reality is, when it comes to hot, young, random, babes you see on the streets, who don’t look you in the eye or even your way, because your overall look, smell and vibe creeps them out….is likely wearing a pair of pants or shorts that showcase their cunts….because it seems to be every bitch walking the streets wants us to know they have cunts….a self preservation attempt now that dudes are pretending to be hot chicks on the streets….and we get to be the recipients of those pussy wedgie gifts…..

So yeah, if you’re not into going outside and seeing a consistent flow of pussy through pants on the streets, in the gym, at the coffee shop, WORKING the grocery store cash, because for whatever reason, the tight pants are seen as formalwear, well, here’s a bunch of PUSSY wedgies for you.

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2023

26

Jul

Haley Lu Richardson Ass of the Day

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Haley Lu Richardson is some straight from the mean streets of suburban Arizona, born to a dude who worked as a golf course architect, so high profile in his work that he has a wikipedia page of his own, which means that she was clearly a fucking rich kid, which is why she ran around for a decade working in theater and touring with a dance troupe like some kind of faggot….before deciding to give it a shot in LA back in 2011….

She has since done a few movies, her biggest performance probably in White Lotus season 2, where she played Stifler’s mom’s assistant who in the event you didn’t see the show, was a dumpy pile of shit that I had a hard time believing even the lamest rich kid from LA would ever fall for….

Well, she apparently does desperate social media content to get noticed, featuring an ass I am sure dudes praise and celebrate when they see it, because it’s so big and round, despite it just being a product of the rest of her lacking fitness….

So here she is drinking by the pool, reading books, like the theatre nerd she clearly is, being horny like theater nerds tend to be…

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2023

26

Jul

Zoey Deutch Bra Top of the Day

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Zoey Deutch is the nepotism baby that doesn’t fully offend me, because I am pro nepotism and feel like if you live in a certain world, if your parents are big in said world, whether it’s acting in Hollywood, or working the damn farm in Wyoming…

It’s all the fucking same, the kids should reap the rewards of the parents’ hard work and positioning in their community, by either inheriting the damn farm, or being hired by the neighboring farm for some high paid work that some other migrants may be better suited for, willing to do it cheaper, more skilled passionate or talented…..but don’t get the job because they aren’t in the community….

She’s 28 years old, she’s been in some shit, her career is actually pretty lucrative compared to other neoptism babies that are obviously far lazier because of the whole being raised rich in Hollywood….

She’s in a bar top, or a bikini top, or shirt that looks like a bra and it’s not sheer, no visible nipple, barely any cleavage, so it’s hardly that exciting, but I figure since most of you probably jacked off to her mom in Back to the Future, Howard the Duck, Caroline in the CIty and whatever else Lea Thompson’s been in….nepotism or generational wealth applies to masturbation, so you can jerk off to the daughter, with the passion and vigor thanks to the love you had for the cunt she came out of, the MOTHER….

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2023

26

Jul

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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I always had an issue with weed, as a drinker, I just found it to be some lame hippie free love bullshit that got in the way of my anger and rage, but over the years I’d smoke some fucking weed to see what the hype was, sometimes while wasted and trying to sedate a woman into making sweet love to me, only to realize that the weed killed their sex drive harder than them realizing they were about to have sex with me, so I learned early on that black-out drunk was my friend, back when it was socially acceptable to have bad drunk sex, making bad drunk decisions, before it turned into the modern definition of rape…even when both parties were down for the fucking…

Anyway, weed is now legal in Canada and has been for a while, which I find very suspicious, especially now that I walk down the streets and see all kinds of people sucking their weed in like it’s their medicine, even those in masks who still fear the air, are pulling down those masks to get their weed up in their weak scared lungs…

From old ladies, to rich dudes, to middle agers, then there’s immigrants like Indians and Arabs all loving the weed like it’s the best shit ever, waiting in lines to get it at government facilities, and it’s all WAY too fucking suspicious to me….

I’m as paranoid as a traditional weed smoker is supposed to be, what’s in the weed, is it angel dust, why does the MAN want me high, it seems like there would be a reason for that, does it make us lazy, complicit, to stoned to fight or contest their LOCKDOWN actions, SEDATE the population and things will be smoother than when the population are a bunch of angry drunks…

But I don’t mind when girls use weed in their slutty content, it’s a little weird, lame, showing off that they smoke weed, like who fucking cares, you good complicit government supported consumer…..but the slutty content overrides all that noise….so here’s a round up…

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2023

26

Jul

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

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Here’s a post of fat chicks being slutty, a glitch in the matrix, because that’s supposed to be reserved for behind closed doors while drunk at 3 am, but has somehow migrated into being a fetish thanks to all the perverts out here making fat chicks think they are hot cuz of the whole vagina thing, something they’ll always be able to find someone to stick their dick in, it’s not a fucking accomplishment….

I do this post for exclusivity and to remind you why I have a no fat chicks allowed policy, unless it’s to mock the fat chicks, every other day of the week, because that’s just how I feel…unrealistic body images and the girls who strive for that, rather than OVERLY realistic, but should be unrealistic, because no one should be a fat chick, except for it being so easy to be a fat chick….at least physically, just eat and sit….it’s likely hard mentally, if they weren’t all so brainwashed into thinking it is hot cuz dudes will stick their dick in anything…

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