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2023

25

Jul

Brie Larson Creeper Shot of the Day

If you’ve been marketed to aggressively and you’re a full retard who believes what you are told, than you’ll believe that Brie Larson is some hot Hollywood chick, even though she’s clearly not….

Thanks to the sorcery of marketing and PR and lies of Hollywood Brie Larson probably also believes the lies that she’s some hot Hollywood chick, even though she’s clearly not.

Just looking at her mangled old lady legs, with what look like weird cysts and the skin of her knees rotting off, I’m almost glad that the pussy is not visible from this short short upskirt ankle, because based on the condition of that calf, I feel like we’re dealing in geriatric medicine over here…

If you’re a normal person, with your own brain, you will agree that Brie Larson is an overrated pile of dog shit, NOT HOT, just LIES….which doesn’t mean we wouldn’t all still fuck her, even for the story, we’re dudes and can fuck anything, we just don’t lie to ourselves about how gross the things we are fucking are…

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2023

25

Jul

Stella Hudgens Bra of the Day

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Stella Hudgens is the sister of the very important Vanessa Hudgens, who will forever be in the shadow of her sister Vanessa Hudgens, always a Hudgens name-dropper, even though it’s her name to, but to the rest of the world, it’s Vanessa’s name and she’s just the mooch mooching off it, while disappointing her family by not being as lucrative, successful or important as her sister, so naturally, she turned to whoring on the internet to overcompensate for that and to really drive the point home that she’s a disappointment!

Check out them tits in a bra, giving us what we want, which to me is far better than anything her sister’s done, even her early leaked nudes!

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2023

25

Jul

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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As a tiny tit ambassador that the tiny tits of the world don’t even know I am fighting for, because they aren’t emailing me thank you titty selfies, I must say, as I say every week, even though it goes without saying, that in this big tits get rewarded world, TINY tits are TITTIES too….

They are just like bigger tits, oftentimes better than bigger tits, on hotter bodies than bigger tits, of better shape than bigger tits, and I’m a serious fan of that kind of tit, they are just as great, sometimes better than their bigger sisters….

So here are those tiny tits!

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2023

25

Jul

Iskra Lawrence Big Girl Bigger Swimsuit of the Day

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Iskra Lawrence is in a fat girl swimsuit, which is pretty unattractive, but that’s what fat girls are, unattractive, even in this era of chubby chasers willing to fuck them giving them confidence and now egos…

I am convinced that Iskra Lawrence was a fake fat girl, who saw the opportunity to monetize her fatness, so she just stuck with it, ran with it and will deal with her diabetes at a later date from the comfort of her deep pockets and pile of money made being a fat lady model, irresponsible to a generation of women who will end up sick by thinking it’s ok to be fat….

I am just glad that they’ve dressed her in a fat girl outfit, rather than a bikini, which they’ve pushed on us in the past and has been a terrible evolution of the fat model, because I’m of the school of thought that the fatties wear t-shirts and those one pieces with skirts attached to them. It’s important for the health and wellness of humanity.

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2023

25

Jul

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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I guess tight pants are one of the gifts of the female hive mind, where they have collectively decided that wearing pants pulled up into their cunts is valid outfit choice, a coveted outfit choice, the kind of thing you want your friends and family to experience, a trend where you are as close to naked, while not feeling naked, because the tight pants act as a second skin, a protective layer, a tight bandage that holds the dumpy ass together and makes it round and wonderful….

So here’s some tight pants, if you’re on disability and not the kind of person who leaves your house, but if you do leave your house, there are so many tight pants for you to stare at so maybe you should take your disabled ass out of your gamer chair that smells like shit to stare at some of these slutty tight pant asses in HUMAN form….because they are more than just a MEME…

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2023

25

Jul

Natalie Alyn Lind Cowgirl Bikini of the Day

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Natalie Alyn Lind is fucking bringing it, but it I mean tit, because she’s got them to bring…..

It’s some basic marketing strategy that you don’t need to be an industry baby to really grasp, because if you have the tits they open doors for you, like they’ve got little hands of their own, it’s just easier when your industry mom’s already paved the way for those tits with her tits before your tits, so that your titty hands don’t really need to get dirty.

She’s a Disney / ABC tv star, in some show about Montana, and she’s posting bikini cowgirl shit because country wester is trendy, especially when you have a show based in Montana….and the whole thing sits right with me, because this is what the tits are supposed to be doing….and seeing tits do what they are supposed to be doing….brings me a sense of calm….

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2023

25

Jul

Julianne Hough Birthday Bathtub of the Day

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Julianne Hough is a Mormon gone wild, not only did she get herself involved in the lewd and inappropriate devil’s work that is DANCE, but she did it with her brother, potentially literally, they were always a little too close….

She was drawn into the devil’s work that is Hollywood, getting herself dancing on TV, doing naughty sex acts with the likes of Ryan Seacrest, only to launch an alcohol brand that pushes the devil’s drink…..

She’s a Mormon gone wild, and now she’s celebrating her birthday in her life of luxury….because I guess choosing the devil’s work pays the fucking bills and offers her the good life…until ending up in hell in the afterlife, but at least all her homies will be there.

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2023

25

Jul

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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I may be of the school of thought that the best thing to wear to the beach is nothing, but that typically offends the moms on the beach and potentially gets you arrested, depending on what oppressive beach that turns their back on the true human experience of ridding yourself of the social constructs of man, like clothing…

I also don’t really believe that me naked on the beach does anyone any favors, not even myself, unless I’m sunning my asshole, in hopes of getting rid of the anal cancer by burning it off…

I do believe that girls should be naked all the time, beaches included, and I guess the swimsuit is as close as we get to that, so that’s what makes them so exciting and why they fuel the internet and social media.

We need these bikini pics for our survival….she here you go.

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2023

25

Jul

Samara Weaving Posts her Thonged Ass of the Day

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Samara Weaving is some hotter than Margot Robbie, because Margot Robbie is an overrated, man-jaw, who looks like she’s in her mid to late 40s, but for whatever reason, the general public decided she was hot, thanks to being naked in Wolf of Wall Street and she has since been able to steal jobs from actual hot American chicks, because the industry decided the Australian immigrant was the answer.

It’s a conspiracy….

They say that Samara Weaving is from the same cloning centre in Australia, which would explain why Hollywood uses so many Australian talent that is hardly talented in their movies, since there can’t be an other logical reason why Australians are so into acting, besides being raised in a cloning facility for this shit….

Samara Weaving is not in the Barbie movie that is being packaged as cinematic masterpiece, that is culturally relevant and some take on the society we are living in, even though I am sure it’s totally out of out touch nonsense since it is according to Hollywood and their DEEP marketing budgets to brain wash the average retard into buying into their lies….because they need hits and retards are the foundation of those hits….

This whole Misogyny, Feminism, nonsense seems like only the worst middle-aged white woman with cats will fall for it…the rest of the idiots seeing the movie, just like Barbie…

Anyway, this isn’t about Barbie, it’s about Australian asses that we’re happy aren’t Margot Robbie, cuz that bitch is trash…this one is less trash, probably trashy, but less trash than hat other Australian Dingo.

Posted in:Samara Weaving

2023

25

Jul

Random Chick Demonstrates Her Crop Top’s Zipper of the Day

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The world may be collapsing, your life may be collapsing, inflation and cost of living may be destroying your soul, your debts getting higher, the cost of debt getting higher, the news with their fear mongering, the Global Warming lie, the 15 minute city scam, the Agenda 2030 you will own nothing and be happy…racism, white men sucking, everything is gay, or trans, they are coming for your kids, you’re being replaced, elections were rigged, Chefs were drowned, VACCINES kill and cause Autism, pandemics traumatized….

But I like to take a positive approach because who gives a fuck, it’s great to be alive and to experience this insanity, since nothing really matters, might as well cruise through it…

Which is why I like to focus on important content like this random slut from the internet demonstrating her two-way zipper on her crop top shirt, zipper goes up….zipper goes down….

You know, the IMPORTANT things in life…

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