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Sara Sampaio Shows Off her Pussy in Tight Pants Under the Guise that it is a Fitness Video of the Day

Industry Flesh Puppet Jessica Alba Propagandizes for the Machine of the Day

Sydney Sweeney is Glamour’s Woman of the Year of the Day

Paige Spiranac Feeling Herself Up of the Day

Margaret Qualley is Hot for an Ugly Chick of the Day

2016

Oct

Salma Hayek Dressed Like She’s Not 100 for GQ Mexico of the Day

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Salma Hayek is on the cover of GQ Mexico because she’s their biggest breasted star that has penetrated American mainstream movies while we can assume American mainstream movies or the people who have made them, because how else does a poor Mexican make it in America…

Maybe it has to do with great tits, or maybe it has to do with Mexico being awesome, where there are rich people, an celebrities of their own, while America is something like 45 percent Mexican who like their Mexican people in their new country to feel connected with the old country…

I think it’s just fascinating that tits can make a woman still matter so many years after first introducing them to us….it’s some Day of the Dead shit and she’s like a zombie…never dead…even when she’s supposed to be…

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2016

Oct

J.Lo Dressed Like 1995 for Halloween of the DAy

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Subtle…

I am all about asses. I think they are great. I never really feel into the J.Lo big ass hype of the early 2000s, because I just thought her ass was fat and kind of gross, but that doesn’t mean I haven’t fingered asses, eaten asses, or stared at asses while a girl walks by me in leggings, short shorts…or if I’m lucky…as she hovers over my face at the strip club for 10 dollars a song…10 dollars canadian…which is like 4 dollars USD…

I always felt that J.Lo was bullshit, milking her hispanic roots, paving the way for people like Kim Kardashian to get away with being fat assed….and at 45 or 50 she’s still using her ass to get noticed….

Now I get that she looks good for her age, but she’s also sitting on a pile of money, is involved in acting, TV shows…so her ass is just gratuitous…or just her way of feeling sexy…and I guess that’s ok….if it wasn’t at a political event for Hillary Clinton…seems a little out of place..and terrifying…but I guess this is how she communicates with the LATINO…they just believe any bullshit thrown their way….bitch can’t even speak spanish, but they’ll be her fans for life…

This may not be a halloween costume…but it is to me…

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Here is the video…presidential….

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2016

Oct

Kylie Jenner Halloween Costume of the Day

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Kylie Jenner dressed like a pig, who was dressed like Kim Kardashian, dressed like Christina Aguilera during her “dirty” years….and she took it very fucking seriously, because when you’re a skinny teatox and other social media based businesses vending…and you’ve been thrown into this world at a young age and grew up on it – as a muppet to push low level content, face-tuned filtered faces, becoming the leader of muppet looking women and all their plastic surgeries, who know they will never quite be as plastic and adorned as Kylie….her social media costume for Halloween, the biggest day for Social media people to showcase their vapid, try hard stupidity…even if everyday is Halloween to these idiots…they are zero fucking real, just MEMEs…plastic and uninteresting memes…and it will be interesting to see how this unfolds, if there is ever a social media protest…leaving this monster, all mangled from surgery like some modern frakenstein shit…built off face fillers not dead body parts…but equally spooky…

People are actually talking about this…like it’s a thing….which is ridiculous to me…it’s like a shitty bootleg real doll…I hate this look..

But I guess…it is Halloween and she is a fucking monster…so it works.

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2016

Oct

Weirdest Bachelor Party Trick and Other stepNEWS of the Day

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Naked Trump Protestors

Solid Homemade Costume..

Just a Creepy Clown at the Front Door…

Man Attacks TSA Officer with Wasp Spray

Karma for a Bad Singer

Don’t Piss on Dudes Car

Man VS PAnda…

Chinese Wife Stripped by her Guests…

Dildo Thrown Onto Field

Waiter Punches Woman inside Restaurant

Road Rage of the Day

I Like this Woman

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2016

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Halloween weekend is a good chance for you to realize that people think you look homeless or disgusting…because I was out at a strip club watching strippers, not because I am into Halloween, or dressed up for halloween like a suburban lemming,, but because I like tits getting excited by very little money…even the one who kept scratching her pussy like it had a rash….

So every single person, hooker, stripper, college girl dressed slutty….even while one cried about how in love she is….asked me “so what’s your costume”…which was annoying…but not as annoying as “are you dressed like an obese homeless man who just found out he got AIDS from the syringe he was using to inject puddle water into himself”..or something equally mean…

If I had emotions, or cared about my general appearance, I’d probably be hurt and think “maybe I should shower and work out”…but my general appearance is built on laziness and if anything it’s the only thing I’ve built in my life and it’s all about spinning things to work for you….like when my friend gets mad at me for fucking his wife…you gotta convince him that you did it because you value him and your friendship so much and want to share everything with him…including his wife…it’s all about the sell…

Here are some morning HAPPY HALLOWEEN…WHO GIVES A FUCK…BESIDES EVERY INSTAGRAM PERSON TRYING TO PRODUCE CONTENT FOR THEIR FANS AND AUDIENCE…GARBAGE…

Halloween Costumes – Or Lingerie
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Terrifying Costume of the Day
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Orson Welles – War of the Worlds – Best Radio Broadcast Ever…
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What made the Shining so Creepy..
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Hot Chicks at AIDS Gala
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Katy Perry Dressed Like Hillary Clinton…Because She’s Very Into Hillary Clinton
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747 in St Martaan Blasts Idiots off the BEach…
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The New Olsen Twin Boyfriend.
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Girl Trying to Look Sexy at a Fountain
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How to break the law and get away with it
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Girls in Glasses
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2016

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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I am dressing as Donald Trump and Ivanka Trump’s Incest Flipper Baby they keep in the basement of Trump Towers…..

I think it will be a hit with the politically correct feminist uptight girls who think it is empowering to be gangbanged by 12 black guys – like it’s an art project – because thanks to the social media – everyone is both an activist and an artist – and a hypocrite who pretends to be something they aren’t…in what they act is casual and authentic content – that is actually try hard, insecure and contrived….

I am a fan….of sluts…but on Halloween the non sluts become sluts…which actually doesn’t apply because all girls…thanks to social media are trained exhbitionists…everyday is Halloween for all these fucking losers….but I love it…no matter how annoying everything about them besides their tits, new bush, and vagina pride during what they think is an era of sexual liberation….

Donald Trump and Ivanka Trump flipper baby….is the ANSWER to everything…..

Here are some stepLINKS…

Girls Not Wearing Bras and Their Hard Nipples….
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Miley Cyrus wanted a Gummy Bear Ring…
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Bella Hadid and Her Bra…
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Olivia Newton John’s Freaky Daughter in a Corset
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Bait Bike in the Hood with No Brakes
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Pregnant Natalie Portman Nipple
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The New Regis is a School Teacher from Philly
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It Amazes me that Sara Jean Underwood’s Tits are Still Getting Love on the Internet….All CLICK HERE

Fat Monster Woman on VR the First Time
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Some Slut in Lingerie
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Miranda Kerr and her Violent STalker
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Lamest Video of a model Getting Accepted to Walk VS Show…What a loser…
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Mariah Carey is Trying to Get 50 Million from her Fiance
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Some Chick Named Lizzie Cundy Tit Slip
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January Jones – Braless
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Stranger Things X Peanuts Mash-Up
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Dog Going Crazy for a Man Dressed like his Favorite Toy
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Celebs for Halloween.
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Charli XCX Red Devil Slut
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Rosie Huntington Ass in Jeans…
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Kelly Brook 2017 Calendar
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ALessandra Ambrosio Parking Lot Cat Walk
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DOG EATS RAINDROPS OUT OF CAR WINDOW
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Shannon Elizabeth Boring at an Event.
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Nicole Scherzinger in Black Leather…
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Snoop Dog and Martha Stewart Together FOREVER
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Sluts at an AIDS Event
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Sara Sampaio Stomach….
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J.Lo to Sing a Live Musical…
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Raccoons doing the Walking Dead
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Mirror Selfies…
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Lara Stone Cleavage / Tits
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Random Tumblr Porn of the DAy
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Some Trashy Bitch Getting Naked in a Photoshoot
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Wasted College Girl Fights Cops – Fails
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A Naked Chick In Front of the Mirror
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Sluts Just Trying to Pay The Bills By Not Working…
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Lacey Banghard Tits
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Lesbian GF Busted for Cheating
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Interesting….Romance…
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Hot Blonde in the Changing Room with Massive Tits
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Amateur Squirter
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

Oct

LadyMore Gaga Tit to Promote Her Album of the Day

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Lady Gaga is promoting a new album, and this is how she does it, which is interesting because she’s Lady Gaga, but not really that interesting because she’s Lady Gaga, only interesting in the fact that there is no real need for her to be showing her tits out in public, there’s probably many other tactics she can take to get noticed or boost sales, you know take out ads on DRUNKENSTEPFATHER.COM….right?….but I guess people are more responsive to the nipples…we’re all so basic…give a man a tit…and all of a sudden he’s your fan…until you hide that tit and we’re forced to deal with shit music, a misuses of musical talent, a money grubber, fake performing artist, famewhore pulling any stunt she can…including…nipple…which is the only thing I think she’s good for…so keep up the promotions…it’s free…and it’s boring…in a world where I need to see vagina lip…but still worth noticing for a second…like any hard nipple in a see through shirt you come across…right..

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2016

Oct

Serena Williams Ass of the DAy

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I don’t think there is any debate that Serena Williams is on the “She’s a Man” program…starring Amanda Bynes…or was that Lady Bug with Jonathan Brandis…you know the age old story of men being stronger than women – so throw them into women’s sports dressed like a woman….to fucking win…

I just don’t understand why her hormone levels have never been released to the media, outlining that she’s a man, maybe they know how to dose estrogen before the tests…who knows…but I also don’t understand how dudes fuck her, because she does fuck dudes, I mean I know it’ll be through her pooper hole, but that ass cheek is so fucking big, you’d need a monster dick to penetrate the anus seal….

I guess I’d need to watch her sex videos to really grasp it…but luckily those don’t exist yet….even though I’d probably try to jerk off to them because they’re something new and different…right…

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2016

Oct

Kelly Rohrbach Modeling Bullshit of the Day

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Kelly Rohrbach is some fake model – who did SPorts Illustrated, that’s how you know she’s not a real model, since they very rarely have REAL models on their Swimsuit issue, but rather real average, all american girls with some big tits…not that that’s a bad thing…it just is when the bitches being featured think they are real models…cuz they end up dating people like Leo, who put them on the map and help increase that ego with being cast as Pam Anderson in Baywatch the Musical…. until they get to the point of hooker to maintain that lifestyle…where they just only date billionaires….making for real vapid, superficial, ugly people…all while ultimately not being that hot, or interesting or amazing…even when doing some modeling like these pics…just dog shit…that’s all I smell…and see…dogshit…but that’s probably because my wife is sitting across the table from me….

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2016

Oct

Ariel Winter Fat Tits of the Day

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Fatty Ariel Winter put out her Ariel Winter signature TITS SO FAT SHE HAD TO GET THEM REDUCED BUT LUCKILY THANKS TO HORMONES IN THE FOOD AND OVEREATING THEY ARE BACK TO BEING FAT JUST NOT AS FAT OR MAYBE JUST NOT AS SLOPPY WITH REPOSITIONED NIPPLES….on her snapchat to remind you why you care about Ariel Winter….despite the rest of her, face included being vile, disgusting, monstrous and not wearing enough clothing….

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