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Sara Sampaio Shows Off her Pussy in Tight Pants Under the Guise that it is a Fitness Video of the Day

Industry Flesh Puppet Jessica Alba Propagandizes for the Machine of the Day

Sydney Sweeney is Glamour’s Woman of the Year of the Day

Paige Spiranac Feeling Herself Up of the Day

Margaret Qualley is Hot for an Ugly Chick of the Day

2016

Oct

Nicki Minaj Ass for AIDS of the Day

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Nicki Mina is a disgusting pig of a woman, who miraculously went from being a fat clown looking bitch the label used as the black Lady Gaga…to some big booty bitch in hip hop the label uses as some kind of freakish sex icon….despite being absolutely disgusting…who can rap…like she was Lil Kim….I guess she’s a professionally trained actor, identity crisis, who has the ability to really morph into whatever character she wants to be – now that she’s rich as fuck…but that to me just affirms how garbage she is…and if you have doubts…just look at this messy ass implant…it’s repulsive..

She’s at an AIDS event, something she has unfortunately not died of…because the best thing she could do for AIDS, or that AIDS could do for her is kill her off…even though it’s not a death sentence, we can try…

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Victoria Justice was also there….in a see through thing…where she managed to continue being as fucking boring as fucking possible…it’s her thing…I guess…

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2016

Oct

Willa Holland Ass of the Day

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Willa Holland is dating an instagram photographer – who may be rich because his last name is Walton, and we hope he is rich, because instagram photographers don’t make money even after they make it as photographers since being a photographer is a fucking joke, it’s called an iphone – anyone can use them – and the only reason any dude wants to be a photographer is for the pussy. It’s a great excuse for the pussy…”hey want to shoot”…and when on the shoot “I like to do things very euro, so get naked”…and after the shoot when all the sexual tension is built up….get drunk and fuck…and sometimes a celebrity or actress from TV will happen to come across your shit, you’re in LA, and they like it, allowing you to move in on them…and MOOCH….while taking pics of their asses to build your following – establish yourself and have something for her fans to jerk off to. Solid.

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2016

Oct

Hailey Baldwin Reminds Us That YOu Don’t Need to be a Model to be a Model of the DAy

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Hailey Baldwin is not completely useless, she’s proven that you don’t need to be a model to be a model, you just need to be Stephen Baldwin’s daughter, with a good enough marketing team and a fake friendship with the Jenners to be the third or fourth fake friend casted to go to events with them….garbage…when not fucking Bieber when she was underage…that’s his thing.

Sure, she’s skinny enough and young enough to want to fuck…I guess…or look at in her panties showing off her legs in panties….but more importantly, she’s got followers on instagram…which is all that really matters in this very sad and depressing world…because it can be faked by rich people…and isn’t really as “organic” or “authentic” as they pretend…

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2016

Oct

Kylie Jenner Creeps Me Out of the Day

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I find it really weird that kids follow Kylie Jenner like she matters. I am an old man who is so detached from the youth, except when I convince a 19 year old to sit on my face, which surprisingly happens more than it probably should…but I never ask them why they are into Kylie Jenner because the girls who sit on my face are normally french white trash who don’t know who Kylie Jenner is and who just want the 50 dollars I promised them…because I understand romance…and romance involves….transactions.

I don’t have much faith in the youth who do follow this creature, or the parents that allow it…since Kylie is barely human, her message is barely positive, her act or personality is as vapid as her sister who trained her and who they’ve decided to do whatever surgeries or injections they can to make her look exactly like..in efforts to carry on the family tradition…despite this one being white…something impossible to see thanks to all the work they’ve put into her….and she looks vile.

I don’t know what anyone would want to look like this, I don’t know any dude who is turned on by this, it looks like a broken down porn chick, at 19…I guess that’s the look….because when I leave my house…so many young girls dress like this, look like this…act like this and it’s just fucking garbage….terrifying…Halloween everyday…doing the monster mash but getting paid by brands….garbage…

I would almost feel sorry for her because you know she’s a puppet – destroyed by her mom, sisters, physically – and definitely mentally, but I don’t care and want them all dead…and all her bullshit angling, that is just a play to market product…her only self worth….I’m sure she’ll either kill herself, or follow dad’s lead and become KYLE JENNER.

Here’s a pretty relevant meme of her…

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2016

Oct

Irina Shayk is God of the Day

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I’ve probably already posted these pics of Irina Shayk, I am so on the ball, first to every photoset but I don’t remember because all this shit is the fucking same, and the only reason Irina Shayk stands out amongst the rest is because she’s relatively perfect to look at, I mean it’s safe to say that as a Russian Import who is dating Brad Cooper the Womanizer celebrity, after dating Ronaldo the superstar homo, which means she knows how to navigate this shit.

She’s probably intolerable, a whiner, and needy money grubber, who knows how to balance being annoying to get dudes obsessed with pleasing her…rather than just ignoring her calls…and I assume that happens through sex….because as a Russian…we know she’s a professional. She gets the job done…and she has no soul, scruples or ego…she just is a hard communist worker, who can afford to be lazy, but who knew the way to maximize her hotness…

But damn she’s good to stare at…and make you want a Russian pet of your own…even though signing up with the devil, the cold war heir devil…who will make you fucking work for her…even after you buy her…they are just that good…

I guess what I’m saying is that this cold, dark, evil woman…looks so good that she’s my sunshine….in an industry filled with whores who aren’t as engaging as this whore….masterful…

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2016

Oct

Man and his Real Doll and Other Videos of the Day

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Girl Stuck in a Freezer

Brutally Hit in Head with Bat During Robbery

Just a Pervert on Public Transit in China

Don’t Point Fingers at the Police

Just Filming Upskirt

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the day

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So far, telling girls on tinder that “I showed my cleaning lady your profile, she said that you’re my soul mate. I take what she says very seriously, because she showed me how to get blood out of my bed and carpet after my last tinder date…long story…and the point is she’s always right”….

They all block me….because no one is in the Halloween spirit of being murdered by a creep in a mask they met on tinder…

Not that that many people swipe right on me…they are mainly “Misogynist. Die”….and then block…because “show me your tits…and/or pussy”….isn’t a great Tinder profile…even if it outlines EXACTLY what I want…none of these kids understand efficiency..

Here are some steplinks…

Hot Chicks on a Bike Ride
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Mariah Carrey Billionaire Marriage Drama is Boring.
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Kristen Stewart LEsbianism is Boring
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Walking Dead with Raccoons…
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Some Whore You’ve NEver Heard Of in a Halloween Costume
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Hey Faggots – You’ll Never Believe Who is Going Back to TV…lol
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Black Chick Oiled Up Slutty Workout
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Virtual Reality Face Plant
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Tiger Attacks Trainer. GOOD!!
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Katy Perry Hasn’t Had a Mastectomy Yet
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Porn Hub Carves Up Halloween Porn Search Stats
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2016

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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The only thing upsetting about Twitter deleting vine is that they aren’t killing off all the vine stars it created…but they are fucking multimillionaires now…so they don’t fucking care…

There was a time when VINE had this after dark thing, and girls would use it to show their vaginas, like a giant collective of girls getting together with likeminded girls, flashing their vaginas…masturbating…inserting things in their vagina…in what more social media viral trends should take a lead from….

There was also a time VINE deleted my account, so fuck Vine…I don’t even know why I’m talking about VINE being dead…because I should have more interesting things going on in my life, like chatting about fucking college girls…or eating their asses during my “lunch break”…from the job I don’t have…but no one cares about that…they don’t even know this site exists…this isn’t me whining..this is me having accepted my fate and truth long ago…my words don’t matter…but my stepLINKS do….

Here are some stepLINKS…

Burning a Bra …
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Kristen Stewart and Her Lesbian
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Vine is Being Murdered….
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Rat Cow Models for Express
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Magic Eye Explained
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January Jones – Window To her Tits
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Courtney Stodden – Whoring in the Weridest Way
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Lady Gaga is So Fucking ANnoying in Annoying James Corden’s Annoying Carpool Karaoke
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Nicole Scherzinger’s Slutty Top
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Reclaiming the Armrest
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Heidi Klum – Halloween Costumes of Yesteryear…
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Jessica Simpson – Lip Injection
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Donald Trump is the Boss from Dinosaurs….
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Joanna Krupa’s Hard Nipples
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Nina Dobrev – Nipple…..
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Ireland Baldwin’s Ass in the Air…
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This is Very Important…Johnny Depp has Changed Agents
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Ted Talks the Remix….
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Tom Hanks Rapping the Rap from Big
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The New World’s Most Interesting Man Debut…
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Mariah Carrey’s Billionaire Wedding is OVer…
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Girls on Their Knees
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Random Tumblr Porn of the DAy
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Blonde Masturbating with a Hitachi
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Triple Amputee Needs Money for New Limbs
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Free Cam Girls For YOu To Fall in Love With
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This Chick Has Terrifying Huge Tits
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Girl Caught Maturbating in Classroom
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Jojo RUNNING Up Stairs
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Naked Leah Gotti
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Pussy on Cam..
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Some Girl in Lingerie Stripping….
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Some Hot Chick with a Hot Bush Wearing a Stupid Hat
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Naked Reddit Chick
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Dancer Showing a Whole Lot of Pussy Flap
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

Oct

Gigi Hadid Panty Flash for Vogue Japan of the Day

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Gigi Hadid looks better since she’s lost weight, everything is better when it’s less fat…and these pics are borderline hot of her, they almost make me think that she deserves some of the attention she’s getting as a model, rather than just hate on her for being some entitled rich kid who bought her career thanks to digital marketing, but I am a weak person and skinny legs and expensive panty flashes, something I assume she dreamt about doing in magazines while growing up, you know “maybe one day the world will see my panties, since I have a trust fund and have nothing better to do with my time, plus they’ll pay me…unless it’s editorial, even though I don’t need to get paid cuz I’m rich as fuck…thanks to having a real daddy…not sugar daddy”…..

The point is…there is no point…just pics of her slutty enough for me but arguably not slutty enough for the attention whore she is….because it works.

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2016

Oct

Elizabeth Hurley Social Media Bikini of the Day

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Elizabeth Hurley is really trying to increase sales for the Elizabeth Hurley bikini line…a line that I guess makes her money of her own…to give her a little confidence in herself that at 50 she’s still hot enough to be half naked…especially when inspired by cash…because she’s done way worse than half naked in the name of cash…whether in actual cash, or lifestyle via men….because she was an original Sugar Baby, celebrity girlfriend who got herself famous riding the coattails….but now…today…she runs her own destiny…unless this new bikini hustle is her investor or partner demanding her to post half naked pics to increase sales…or he’ll pull the plug…because some puppets remain puppets forever…and when they look like Liz Hurley…even in her 50s…they are the kind of puppet you’d like to keep in a cage in your basement to fuck when you’re wife is at bowling on thursday nights…

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