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2016

19

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I assume people care about the debate tonight, even Canadians, who find the whole thing fun and exciting…because Canadians are pathetic…and I assume all these feminist, left, social justice warriors are having debate parties all over the city…getting drunk and running their mouths like they know what’s up…or how the world works…and you know what happens when college girls drink…especailly the feminist social justice warrior ones…they get sexually assaulted..not necessarily because they get sexually assaulted…but because they are more prone to sexual assault..or calling people out for sexual assault..when I just call it getting fingered on the dance floor…..

How about a new Eminem song….

Ok here’s some links…

Amazing Asses Because Wednesday is for Asses
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Kylie Minogue and Guy Pearce’s Dick on the Beach…
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Lindsay Lohan is Giving Refugees Energy Drinks…
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Madonna Offers to Suck Off Hillary Supporters
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Some Hot Slut Russian in Lingerie
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Pregnant Mila Kunis Ass in Jeans
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Lindsay Lohan at the Opening of her Night Club
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Joanna Krupa in a Bikini of the Day
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Azealia Banks on Russell Crowe Spitting on Her…
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Isla Fisher Big Tits
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Pretty Depressing but Awesome Sick Kids Video
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Fuck You for Not Liking the Elephant Saving a HUman
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Sara Underwood is Slutty in Nature
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Chrissy Teigen See Through Shirt…
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Instagram Model Katie May was Killed by her Chiro
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Star Wars Chick Daisy Ridley
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Aziz Ansari Wants You To Vote….in the most Whiny fucking way…
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Mary Hart’s 8.8 Million Dollar Condo
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Hilary Duff Ass
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Joanna Krupa Cameltoe in a Bathing Suit
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James Franco Head Butted a Dude Over Lana Del Rey…
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Riding the Wall of Death
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Today in Gwen Stefani…
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Hot Fan Girls
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Khloe Kardashian is Terrifying
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Joanna Halpin in a Bikini
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Evolution of F1 Racing Games
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Tobey Maguire is Fucking Sofia Richie…Reall?
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Here are the Odds for the Debate
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Amanda Seyfried Has OCD but Not the Kind on my Dick
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Emma Roberts is Hot in Spandex
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Random Tumblr Porn of the DAy
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Some Huge Tits on Some Trash
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Free Cam Girls For YOu To Fall in Love With
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Some Big Tits in a Thong
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The Wife of the Future
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Am I Normal is Fucking Weird
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Heavy Tits on Webcam
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Amateur Tits
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

19

Oct

Kylie Minogue Not Dead and on the Beach of the Day

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This is the first time I’ve seen Kylie Minogue, and thought…ok she’s finally old…

Breast cancer didn’t knock her down…but the test of time has…that face is finally looking 50…

You gotta keep in mind that Kylie Minogue started her career as a popster in the 80s…when she did the locomotion and as an old as fuck, tired as fuck, out of touch as fuck grown man with a blog…..I remember her…I’ve watched her from Australia hype in the Crocodile Dundee – Australian late 80s hype that took over America…the Kangaroo fetish years…to her second and third life she’s pumped into her carer…and the entire time she was timeless, hot and it made no sense…but today…we see that you can’t beat science forever….and at 48 she’s done good…and is now on the slippery slope of sex appeal expiration…

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Posted in:Kylie Minogue|SFW

2016

19

Oct

Tallulah Willis Weird Nudes of the Day

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Tallulah Willis is the hipster Willis sister, but I guess all of them are Hipster, in the sense of mainstream, pretending to not be mainstream, rich and spoiled, pretending to be down to earth and not rich and spoiled, vapid but pretending to have substance….raised by Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher in Montana and I wonder if he ever touched them like dirty stepfathers do…but he’s probably too gay for that….

She’s so stereotypically LA….in dress, style, everything, but most importantly, whether cheesy, self involved, nonsense….she’s pulled off some softcore titty porn, she’ll pretend is feminsit… you know with her free the nipple shit she endorses all the time, because pulling out your tits is easier than doing anything of actual substance….it gets noticed and the whole thing is absurd but good for ego….all while pretending that you have purpose…or vision…or integrity…by calling it art…

But that doesn’t mean her grabbing her hairy hipster feminist twat topless isn’t great…if you can see past the Bruce Willis jaw smoking that healthy organic vegan fair trade cigarette…

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2016

19

Oct

Shay Mitchell’s On All Fours for SELF of the Day

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Shay Mitchell is brat from Canada – who is ethnically ambiguous…from some rich neighborhood in Canada…who I guess had the resources and a dream to make this acting thing happen…where she ended up amazingly getting cast on some TV show that turned out to be a massive fucking success..that people loved…and that she got extremely famous on social media for being a part of it…

She’s clever enough to have got involved in other businesses, other things, like travel blogging and publishing a series of teen books…because that’s how resourceful people who know the internet is a joke, but a place to get extra rich even if you’re already rich and so are your parents…

Se’s in SELF magazine, which would probably be a huge magazine, if people bough magazines, thanks to the narcissism that’s everywhere…all they would need is to have a mirror or webcam to film the person looking at it to replay…and watch themselves….it’d be huge, relevant and save publishing…..

Instead…they had Shay Mitchell pantless in dramatic poses…

Posted in:SFW|Shay Mitchell

2016

19

Oct

Lady Gaga Not Hot in a Photoshoot Because She’s Not Hot of the Day

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Lady Gaga is dressed like a 1940s feminist factory labourer…for whatever reason…and I think it’s a good look for her, and I am probably alone in this, but I just find seeing her nasty fucking ass and tits as that face of hers carries them through crowds for the paprazzi to capture…disgusting…

I’d rather see her play genderless, because she’s always been a tranny, drag queen, who got her tits done to me…even if I’ve probably seen her vagina in other pics of her being shameless for attention during her career…but I’ve strategically blocked it out…because Lady Gaga is vile…

I have no idea why I am posting this shoot…seriously…no idea…

Posted in:Lady Gaga|SFW

2016

19

Oct

Rita Ora Boring as Fuck of the Day

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Rita Ora is an official no name celebrity…that’s her whole angle…that’s what makes her a celebrity…and she’s just tried everything..had a record deal…has been a reality show girlfriend…she’s dated rich guys…had famous friend…she’s been to all the right parties and events…she’s even had a song…or been featured on a song…but NO ONE knows or cares who she is…despite having great tits…that’s it…that’s all she is…

Now she’s hosting or a judge on a fashion show, so she’s trying the whole fashion angle, and they are doing fashion shoots with her in the studio…and it’s so fucking lame…maybe because she’s moving on from the tits that are the only reasons she’s even remotely famous for being a no name celebrity…Rihanna impersonator…or maybe because she’s misguided and letting her ego run the show…either way…I’d be surprised if you can jerk off to this..

Posted in:Rita Ora|SFW

2016

19

Oct

Christina Milian Panties of the Day

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Mom Christina Milian….is trying to be a Kardashian, I find it terribly boring…it’s just seeing a mid-30s mom who has financial resources, some celebrity, a solid child support check…shamelessly posting nude or half nude ass in thong pics for no actual reason…just to get you to look at her, notice her, pay attention to her…validate her…follow her on social media so that she can upsell her account or promote stupid companies she’s invested in…is just so ghetto…it’s just gross to me…I like girls who are actually struggling whoring out, not bitches who have made it out of the struggle whoring, taking attention away from the girls who actually need attention for their whoring, trying to rob them of their value as women trying to make it…plus it just doesn’t make sense to me..

Let the poor girl do the panty pics…stripping…etc…and as a rich girl who is not that hot…maybe focus on raising your damn kid…and not doing this shit…

I am not a fan, unless she needs a K-Fed, in which case…I’m down to mooch…

Posted in:Christina Milian|SFW

2016

19

Oct

Vanessa Hudgens and Some Dude Hide Their Cold Sores of the Day

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High School Musical Vanessa Hudgens is out in covering her face…while showing off her body…while the dude she’s with also covers his face…in what I will assume is a trend amongst this famous enough but not so relevant cunts…or maybe she makes her handlers or the people she hangs out with follow her lead so that she doesn’t seem weird…like they are in it together…or maybe it’s because they both have gnarly herpes scabs on their faces they don’t want anyone to see…because they are a sore spot…cold sore spot…that happened when getting cast by DISNEY execs…

IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN…

It’s just funny that it’s ok to be out there with your body, but bitch can’t handle the paparazzi she called capturing her face…possibly not made up…or maybe it’s to not identify her and devalue them…why would any tabloid write about her…if you can’t tell it’s her….but because that becomes a story…a boring story…is still a story…

She should just be happy that after all these years…people still partially care enough to grab pics of her…while the new generation of kids probably have no idea who she is..

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Posted in:SFW|Vanessa Hudgens

2016

19

Oct

Alina Baikova in Lingerie of the Day

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Alina Baikova is some Ukrainian model who I am sure lives in New York, because getting into the USA as a model is a very simple process, I went into this the other day, assuming that the immigration and rich guys who own the government lobbied for this years ago…because they liked fucking hot, published, immigrant pussy…

She was born in 1989, which makes her far too old for the human trafficking you’d be into, if she wasn’t already richer than you as a model…and by that I mean fucking dudes richer than you because she’s a model …so I’m not sure what fetish to focus on while lookng at her glamourous lingerie pics…

I guess this video of her in some cold post workout chamber dancing sums it up…because known hooker Victoria Sivlstedt got a shout out in the caption – I assume she’s looking on…kinda outlines what her actual career as a model is about….

A video posted by Alina Baikova (@alina_baikova) on Oct 15, 2016 at 10:19am PDT

Here are those lingerie pics..

Posted in:Alina Baikova|SFW

2016

19

Oct

73 Too Many Questions with Emma Stone of the Day

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Solid butt shot…but her butt isn’t that exciting…and it doesn’t take away from her old looking face…all tired and lame….but more importantly…it doesn’t take away from the scripted, rehearsed, timed shit that isn’t even acted out well…it just so fucking fake, the humor or jokes so fucking tired…and the fact that people are into it, or passing it around or watching 73 Too Many Questions rehearsed by Emma Stone…blows my mind…

Do people hate honesty, or substance, how about 3 questions with Emma Stone that throw her off guard and show us some depth into who she is, the hollywood experience, anything but fluffy superficial clickbait nonsense…

It makes me mad…in a world where everyone is supposed to be over exposed, it’s like everything is actually just high school drama club caliber of scripted….practiced…and how many takes did they do this in…maybe it was just once…let’s hope it was I mean in terms of quality…I’d assume that it was…and even worse…this is all just to promote her new movie…LALALALALALAND..all jusst a fucking ad…

Maybe I’m just bitter than I wasn’t the one who said the worst thing about her…

I’m probably just bitter that I watched the entire thing…..

Like fuck off, the shit..irritating.