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2016

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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I was talking to someone on the phone about saggy tits as an old lady in a sports bra jogged by me…she happened to have saggy tits and obviously she was thinking I was talking about her saggy tits….and the truth is, I was talking about her…but she didn’t have the write to interject into my private conversation, like some kind of eavesdropper, and that didn’t mean she had to call me names, like fat fuck… I have feelings…feelings that have to be mended by a tinder girl offering to eat my ass for an hour for 40 dollars…a deal that is hard to turn down…except when you’re like me and only have 10 dollars….which will only buy me a finger bang…and who the fuck wants to finger bang anything for 10 dollars…that I’ll probably spend on a less annoying medicine than tinder hookers…cheap hard liquor….and while I do that…and I won’t be documenting in on my snapchat like a fame hungry, social media hooker, I like my privacy in my dark times…which is why I’m insignificant as an internet personal…but I will give you links to click on sites that aren’t mine…

Here are stepLINKS…

Don’t Burn Hookers in DUmpsters – Burn Bras…So Many Nipples…
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Sean Penn is Dating Vincen D’Onofrio’s 24 Year Old Daughter
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Sophie Turning Working the Streets…
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Rihanna Big TIts in Red Dress
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Falling Stars – The Compilation
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Karlie Kloss Isn’t Cute
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Halloween Light Show 2016
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Emily Blunt Tits
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Some Jailbait You’ll Want to Fuck
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The Muppets Parody of Fifty Shades of Grey
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Bitches at the Louis Vuitton Show
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Adele Exarchopoulos Looks Downs Syndrome with her Tits…
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Chrissy Teigen Tits….Don’t Like Trolls..
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Lena Dunham Defends Kim K. Why are people still talking about this.
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Some Busty Indian – Dot Not Feather
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Frenchy Morgan Nipples
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Miranda Kerr in Leather Pants
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NYC Gallery is Dedicated Glass Bongs
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Beyonce Big Ass in Concert
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Best News Bloopers of 2016
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Nude Models in Black and White
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CLICK THE YELLOW BOX TO SEE SOME SLUT
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Miranda Kerr Cleavage Still Excites People
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Mindy Kaling is Back on TV – No One Will Jerk Off To This News
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Butterfly Harrassing a Koala Reminds Me of How I Seduce Women
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Paul Thomas Anderson Directs this Weird Radiohead Video
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Page 3 Girls of the Day
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Free Cam Girls For YOu To Fall in Love With
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Webcam Show…
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Some Girl With Big Tits on the Beach
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Boobs on an Obstacle Course
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Courtney Stodden – Lesbian
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Big Tits – Vagina Flash
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

Oct

Hilary Duff Thick Cleavage and New Tattoo of the Day

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Hilary Duff never excited me…I never thought she was this hot little thing…I generally don’t find any of these actors hot to begin with…but she was just not even on my radar, not when she was 18 and making 100s of millions of dollars doing whatever the bullshit show we was doing – not ever…if anything I just liked laughing at her weird looking sister who clearly got that shitty side of the DUFF deal….so when she got pregnant, married, and turned older than 18…and as the days turned into weeks, the weeks into months, months into years…as her baby crawled out of her…to eventually crawl…to eventually be however old it is now….I just didn’t see any appeal, I just assumed her billionaire hockey husband liked her as a human sacrifice to his teammates…a little locker room initiation where she’s the rag they cum on before the new recruit has to lick it off…but then the divorce happened, I guess she did cross fit, trannies starting popping up everywhere, and skinny wasn’t the new black, it was the old black and fat chicks dominated the space…where she turned 28 or 29…and her mom legs got sturdier, thicker, strong enough to carry a fridge on her back up a hill for her trainer…who clearly did a good job training her, as he’s rumored to be banging her, a little K-Fed situation of his own…because when you’re a trainer in Hollywood this is what you dream of….and now…all the pics she’s in is this big and bust, powerhouse…and I just can’t help but think it’s wonderful…I don’t know why I think it’s wornderful..maybe early onslaught dementia…or maybe it is infact wonderful…but I guess what I’m saying is that I am a Hilary Duff fan and I am sexualizing her…even when I shouldn’t be, not because she’s a woman and just innocently walking around, not inviting perverts to sexualize her, but because she’s old, washed up….and I shouldn’t like any of this…but I do…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

In other Hilary Duff news…she got a Tattoo of a sketch of a rose…to honour her pussy, that was once a budding young thing…that has blossomed into a gaping mom thing…and in a few years…she’ll add a wilding…pedals falling off as it slowly dies…to the mix…unless I’ve analyzed this completely wrong…which happens, I didn’t go to art school you know…

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2016

Oct

Elle Fanning for Schon! Magazine of the Day

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People are very in to Elle Fanning, at least I think they are – because her name comes up all the time in the media, and in movie credits, like she exists, she’s a real fucking entity, that people must actually like, I mean why else would she be all over the place, oh right, maybe the media is paid off by the movie companies her parents sold her to, or maybe she’s got the right last name to leverage all the sacrifices her sister made for her, and maybe they are playing that angle properly knowing how this media shit works, up on some Olsen Sister who isn’t one of the twins hustle…all a youthful round ass in fitness gear all the time…because one thing this generation of 18 year olds know, it’s how important fame and social media followers is…and the other thing they know is hardcore porn is socially acceptable, they all watch it, so a little round booty in tight pants while braless is just empowering….and those 40-60 year old creepers like me…agree it’s a great look the shorts must get shorter…the shirts must get sheerer the bras must get more obsolete and the sex tapes and nude selfies must get more plentiful, because you factor in the kind of aged, weathered, disgusting pussy we have access too…this generation is a savior to our jerking off….

That said, these is a hipster fashion shoot, that’s not the kind of hipster fashion I like, if anything it’s creepy and weird, but we wouldn’t expect anything else from the same DNA strain as her creepy sister Dakota….

This is some creepy clown shit…CLOWN LIVES matter…

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2016

Oct

Lily Donaldson TITS for POP of the Day

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Lily Donaldson is a British model who is pushing 35…you may remember as being one of the Victoria’s Secret contract workers that they pushed under the rug and forgot about in 2012…but you probably don’t that’s what “pushing under the rug” is for goddammit….

It’s not her fault, at least that’s probably what she tells herself, as not every girl they find can be a hit…spokeperson…and really who needs Victoria’s Secret anyway, she’ll show them…4 years later…sitting on a pile of money and probably the lap of some rich dude who likes models…because she can still show her damn tits…nothings gonna strop her….assuming these are all pics of her….

Let this inspire you ladies, never let a evil corporation run by a man, or really any man…to tell you that your tits aren’t worthy… dust them off no matter small they are…and bust them out for me…thanks in advance…

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2016

Oct

Becca Brown Topless of the Day

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Becca Brown is apparently a child star from School of Rock, I’ve never seen that shit, but apparently it’s about a school of rock and she’s one of the kids…brilliant storyline, reminding me that I’ll never be a filmmaker because I can’t visualize such greatness, and more importantly, because it’s a waste of time…

But social media nudity, that shits the future, and despite her appearance, she hasn’t gone onto be a Demi Lovato stand-in or body double, but she is taking the whole chubby girl, Queer, feminist angle so many average at best looking girls into…it’s trendy…and more importantly it gets them topless…while talking about the patriarchy, eating pussy, and other “queer things”…that shouldn’t be made into a “THING”…that needs to be advertised, it takes away from the sincerity of it, and turns it into an angle, or a spectacle, not to mention when topless, all I’ll see is uninspiring..because like most queer or lesbian chicks on the toplessness protest, it isn’t necessarily hot toplessness, it’s more the toplessness you’d expect to see and not really want to see, but still see….because we don’t leave any nipple unturned…stared at, analyzed…in this world of so many exposed nipples…

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2016

Oct

Lindsey Vonn’s Inner Thighs of the Day

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The highlight of this Lindsey Vonn going to the Late Show to promote some bullshit – because she’s an Olympic winner and in that alone, you have to listen, even if her personal brand image is less about skiing, and more about living in LA, with bleached blond hair, and slutty instagram whore tactics and outfit…is her inner thighs..her strong skiing inner thighs…that we can assume TIGER took at least one bite of…

She has recently written a book – or someone wrote a book on her plight as a skier…living the hard life on the slopes in sleepy ski towns…and going to the olympics once every four years…a book that I am sure isn’t about the challenges of dating Tiger Woods Whore Fucker….or a step by step guide to keep your whore fucking man engaged in your sex…it starts in lower body strength and an ability to bounce up and down on a cock all day everyday…thanks to a level of horniness high testosterone from sex brings….

Here’s a caption she posted to this nude ski porn pic….

Well guys, it’s finally here! After a year and a half of hard work and a lot of personal growth, tomorrow my book will officially be sold in stores AND I’m starting my book tour! It’s taken me 31 years to finally be confident with my body and who i am, and I can’t wait to share this with you!

Here are those inner skier thighs….

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2016

Oct

Dianna Agron’s Shitty Naked Bath Snap of the Day

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Dianna Agron liked this snap of her named in the bath with a POODLE filter so much she put it on her instagram…

I know…who cares or even know what Dianna Agron is…

Well it turns out that she is from CSI NY, Glee and who the fuck cares what else, she’s 30 and a good old American actress, singer, model and dancer from Georgia who probably thinks she’s a talent, a triple threat, she was on GLEE you know, and that was a huge show…a triple threat as talented as all the other 30 year old girls in LA trying to make it, or who have already made it and are on their decline…that no one really cares about because we like 18 year olds…

She is engaged to one of the SONS in Mumford and Sons…so she’s not going to have to work ever again, but she should work on her slutty snapchats for her fans who jerk off to her, they need work…something she probably doesn’t know much about since according to her IMDB….doesn’t happen much…

But at least she’s getting naked under the guise of being playful with snap filters…not so brilliant, but none of these twats are…

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2016

Oct

Bullshit Victoria’s Secret Ad of the Day

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Josephine Skriver, Taylor Hill, Sara Sampaio and Jasmine Tookes launch a new collection called “Sexy Little Things” Collection, because Victoria’s Secret is so fucking original, their concepts, their content, their models…just on the fucking innovative…

The reality is that the Victoria’s Secret marketing has swapped out their creative direction to look like slutty instagram photoshoots, lit and run through instagram-like filters, rather than the same cheesy bright poses…but still fucking cheesy because it’s an evil corporation that manufactures in China and that exploits women into thinking they need VS to be hot – by showing them half naked women with unrealistic bodies as their brand model…in an era where that’s pretty fucking hated by the people…but they keep doing it…make that man rich, using his concubines, the patriarchal empire continues…and like all the basic people who like half naked women…I’ll watch…I’ll even promote their campaign for free…like some kind of asshole…because this is what being manipulated by the media with tits looks like…

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2016

Oct

Alena Blohm for Calvin Klein Underwear of the Day

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Alena Blohm is a german model and she’s in this 90s throwback Calvin Klein underwear campaign, not that she remembers the 1990s, she was only born in 1993, but forgetting is something the Germans seem pretty good at, because she may be far too young to have killed the Jews in 1940s, only to act like it never happened, with its whole genetic programs to create the aryan race that creates girls like this, but her grandparents aren’t….

That said, all these young hipsters are reliving the 90s hard, companies are re-releasing 90s products, their ads are all 90s, and it makes me feel like it’s a reminder of when AIDS was still a thing, not that any of you were getting laid in the 90s, missing out on all that fun, but you were jerking off to Baywatch…which is almost the same thing…

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2016

Oct

Alexandra Marzella Feminist Bullshit Photoshoot for Purple of the Day

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Alexandra Marzella says “many layers to this art onion”…because she’s a new age feminist who probably rubs her period across her friends faces to let people know just how in tune she is with her womanhood…as she grows out her bush and her armpit hair…because that means feminist when you’re a vapid cunt who is trying to get attention in a world where just your appearance is enough to rope people into your bullshit..when everything else you do with yourself is vain, egotistical, narcissistic and bullshit…it is all just noise, just fluff, just an angle…

I’m an official bush lover, I have always been, I would have voted for Bush in the last election, just because his name is bush and I’ve been making girls grow out their bush forever, because I am a man and they do what I tell them when it comes to sex appeal…it’s just more erotic, so to see bitches like this, or the loser, trying to be edgy, groupie liar of a photographer put this shit together try to make it seem like a thing, or a activist protest is hysterical to me..

But thanks for showing me your labia…that the shit I do like…I just wish it had more spread asshole in it…hairy fucking asshole that I can lose myself in..because that’s my fetish….

This does not advance the plight of a woman…I remember being ambushed by this photographer, she’s canadian, for being a misogynist, a term she learned in her woman’s study class before moving the NYC from working at American Apparel, to be a “artist” in the period movement, and talking to her friend, who was so convinced that the photographer getting her period the day of her party was a sign from the feminist gods…and how it was a beautiful experience…and I was like “bitch are you high”…it’s a fucking period…it’s not a fucking beautiful thing, in fact…it is something every girl I know wishes she didn’t get because it sucks…even when used as paint in some period art painting…and the fact that people pander to these idiots is a sign of how stupid the times are…

All this nonsense…is not empowering…it’s just garbage….but labia…the key to human life…the labia…that’s what needs to be focused on, not that girl doesn’t shave her armpits, anyone can not shave armpits, in fact it’s easier…a lot easier than shaving armpits…if anything this is just her saying “I’m lazy”…

Fuck this noise…like she probably likes being fucked…in BDSM…as every weird feminist artist I know want to be choked out, tied up and violated…so many layers to this fucking onion….

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