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Sara Sampaio Shows Off her Pussy in Tight Pants Under the Guise that it is a Fitness Video of the Day

Industry Flesh Puppet Jessica Alba Propagandizes for the Machine of the Day

Sydney Sweeney is Glamour’s Woman of the Year of the Day

Paige Spiranac Feeling Herself Up of the Day

Margaret Qualley is Hot for an Ugly Chick of the Day

2016

Oct

Monster Khloe Kardashian in a See Through of the Day

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I am a firm believer if you were born a monster, raised a monster, lived a life as a monster, you will forever be a monster, and the plastic surgery….the insane amount of Plastic Surgery that has left her looking like an ethnically ambiguous and bloated faced like Chrissy Teigen…

I guess the only interesting thing about her, other than that she looks like a Kardashian is supposed to look, and thanks to that look, what a lot of fucking chubby women on social media look like, which confuses the fuck out of me, because it looks horrible, badly air brushed…all face filled with shit we hope causes serious side effects as their clown faces get older and older…

She’s in a see through shirt, there’s a nipple on her rebuilt nipple, that proves, if you spend enough on Cosmetic Surgery, you can go through life looking like a FACE TUNE picture…and the good news is black dudes will still fuck you, it’s all she actually cares about…

So I guess she’s trying to live her superficial life and feels it’s her turn…to do the Kylie and the Kim…but the message this sends the kids…that it’s ok to mutate yourself…especially when you’re a mutant…because that own yourself, body positive, love yourself shit…is bullshit..

When you look at these old pics of her, you’ll see how ridiculous this extreme make-over before becoming extreme home makeover due to Disney PR…is…

Here is the new and disgusting porno version of her…

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2016

Oct

Rosanna Arkle Nipple on Snap of the Day

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Rosanna Arkle calls herself a TV personality, which is possible, but I went to her Instagram – and I would label her more of an instagram whore…where she looked like every other instagram model, with the exact saem pics and vibe of all instagram whores…. promoting teeth whitener and protein powder, because she’s got 2.5 million fake followers, and that’s how these instagram whores make money…it’s sure as hell not from their “TV personality” work….and for some reason they all look the fucking same…

She has a booty training app, so I guess she’s a “Booty Model”… whatever the fuck that is, these talentless, pornstar looking Glamour model of our generation bitches…need an angle…

She looks old, rugged, like a stripper who fooled the system, all BOTOX on FACETUNE photoshop…and it’s terrible….

But she had a nipple slip, on her fake tit, you’d think everyone had already seen, or didn’t need to see because her shit is so low level no one cares or gets that involved in wanting to see this bitch naked…or are like me and feel they already have seen her naked…because her whole angle’s been done by other girls who look the same as her…making us not need garbage like this..unless it’s doing porn….which is what it should be doing…

Seriously, her tit slip is worth talking about? She looks like she gets paid to stick things in her asshole to stretch it out as hard as it goes for more than the average hooker makes, but still on the hooker program…I hate participating in this…

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2016

Oct

Chick Swallows a Stick of Butter and Other Videos of the Day

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Angry Women Over Naked Clinton Statue

More Anger over Naked Clinton

Terrible Driving of the Day

People Try to Catch Suicidal Woman with Cardboard

Jungle Training in Malaysia Involve Throwing Snakes at the Students

Pervert on Public Transit

Drunk Driver Stops in Middle of Highway to Piss

Humpback Whale Calf Freed from Shark Net in AUstralia

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2016

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I found out that I am a super human, hyper evolved because I was born with only one wisdom tooth…unlike you fucking primates with 4…

I spoke to the dental hygienist about whether it was a fact that I was hyper evolved, and if she was willing to go on file saying that, you know so when the women I try to fuck like a caveman…or ape…throwing feces and grunts as they walk by me with their skinny legs in short skirts evidence…that they have just been graced by the fucking future…and this is how us hyper evolved folk do things…

She refused.

So now I am forced to go back to accidentally walking into the wrong changing room at the YMCA….to see the old lady tits changing like that Playboy chick…only instead of snapchatting her, I’ll jerk off to it and blame it on being gender neutral….they can’t arrest you if you’re gender neutral…

BEST LOOP HOLE EVER…..

Here are some morning links…

Hot Chicks in Flannel
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Brad and Angelina’s Exploitative Staff
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Stella Maxwell Lingerie
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American Crime Season Three is on Versace’s Death!
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Expensive TV Domino Fail
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1000 Watt LED on a Drone
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Slutty Garbage Fame Whore Tits
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The Dude with a Stung Lip
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Donald Trump Fact Checked by the Arrested Development Voice…
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Hot Girls in Glasses
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2016

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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Outside a drug store, some hot chick told me that I was going to die of cancer because I was using my cellphone, and by hot chick, I mean some crazy aluminum foil hat wearing homeless chick, who was clearly crazy, but she didn’t smell and thus good enough to fuck..because..as long as the girl involved doesn’t smell like piss and feces…I told her that I was hoping the radiation made me into a superhero like spiderman…so that I could save her….and I think I gave her an orgasm…well 3 dollars…but to a starving girl that’s like an orgasm…I woulda finger banged her, but wasn’t prepared for what I would find…

Once inside the store, this rich done up bitch, who looked fucking haggard, but skinny, and had the designer purse and expensive outfit, I could see keys to an expensive car, just like an uppity twat came in freaking out about her LULULEMON bag she left in the store…going from cash to cash…each saying no one turend it in before finding a clerk in the back of the store who had it put aside…he gave it to her and instead of saying thanks, relieve by the YOGA pant find, the bitch came back and gave the cashier shit for saying no one turned in the bag to her….misleading the rich bitch into thinking she wouldn’t rescue her purchase of overpriced yoga pants…and keeping her away from her fucking yoga pants…that she could buy more of…you know since she fucking lost them in the store…

It was just an interesting contrast….within 5 minutes…a poor as fuck homeless bitch got wet for 3 dollars for drugs after making me laugh….and some cunt rich bitch with everything she needs or wants..living that dream life…was a fucking trashcan of a human……have a fucking breakdown in her 40s…over Yoga pants…like a 5 year old…

I think that’s part of what’s wrong in the world…more people need to be homeless…they are classier – even when throwing shit at people than the disgusting self involved rich…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Girls Tugging on their Clothes
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Darren Aronofsky is Fucking Jennifer Lawrence in Montreal
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Amy Adams – Tits Can Cry on Command
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Double Front Flip Fail is Everything
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Alexis Ren Hot on the BEach
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Hilary Duff’s Ass in Tight Jeans…
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Some Garbage Bitch with Huge Tits Climbing
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Holy Shit this Bitch is Fat
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Marky Mark’s Wife in a Bikini
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Girls with Hulla Hoops
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Lindsey Pelas and Huge Tits
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Billy Bush is Done – Official…
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Leonardo DiCaprio’s Captain Planet Movie…
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17 Amazing Dog Costumes
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The Origin of Dogs
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Anna Kendrick Terrifies Me
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Tallulah WIllis – Married
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Joe Simpson and his TWINK
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A Gallery of a Bunch of Hot Chicks
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Eiza Gonzalez is Hot…
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Lisa Opie Braless….
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Victoria Justice Walking in a Slutty Shirt
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Fame Whore Takes Out the Trash in a Thong for the Paparzzi – Unreal…
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Hot Indian – DOT NOT FEATHER….
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Dog Saved Before Before Getting Strangled
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A Bunch of Dirty Fuckign Girls
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Cobie Smulders Old as Fuck
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Gwen Stefani’s 35 MIllion Dollar House…Subtle..
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Tobey Maguire is Single for you Spiderman Fetishists..
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Some Tennis Playing Fame Whore
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Amber Rose is a Monster on Dancing with the Stars
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Ashley James in a Bikini
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The Fails of the Week
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Diver Chick and her Crazy Underwater Bikini Pics
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Am I Normal is Terrifying Sex Ed Video
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Big Tits Revealed on TV
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Naked Amateur
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Free Cam Girls For YOu To Fall in Love With
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Snapchat Nipple Slip of Australian Swim Model Rosanna Arkle
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How To Ruin Roomates Tinder Hook Up
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Cheesy Nude Photoshoot of the Day
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Gash Flash oN TV
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Drinks a Beer with his Nose
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Hot Masturbation Video of the Day
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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Cheesy Naked Shoot of Some Bitch of the Day
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2016

Oct

Bella Thorne for Playboy of the Day

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LOL!

Bella Thorne’s instagram is more intense, interesting, intriguing, slutty, perverted, something you can jerk off to than this shoot Bella Thorne did for Playboy…

Playboy magazine has become Seventeen Magazine…or Cosmo…and will soon come with artiles on how to manage your period.

Maybe Playboy is just being ironic, you know because girls are getting naked all the fucking time on social media, the only logical thing to get something shocking or different out of them – is to put them in fucking clothes….

It’s such a lame hustle they’ve done, instead of owning the nude magazine prestige – something that made money for years…this going SAFE FOR WORK…when the only thing people wanted from playboy was the nudity…NOT THE FUCKING ARTICLES – THAT WAS JUST A JOKE – BECAUSE IT WAS CLEAR THEY WANTED THE PICTURES – NOT THE ARTICLES – THAT IS WHAT THE PUNCHLINE AND THE LOLZ was…

I mean…getting the hottest girl in the entertainment industry…the girl dudes are jerking off to without knowing who she is….and posing her like this…what the fuck…

Garbage…I guess the brand is dead with Hefner….

Big girl Sports Illustrated model Ashely Smith…straight from Hipster Texas…who I only know from all her early nude work with her mosnter tits…is the Cover Girl….shot by some fake hipster overrated photographer trash named Zooey Grossman..because Playboy even with big tits…sucks…on their attempt at high concept with no nudity…

Here are those pics – that are so tired and Played out…it’s like Playboy is real late to the game – Ashley Smith is like 40 and Zooey Grossman has taken this same picture for the last 10 years….get NEW fucking BLOOD world…fucking garbage…big tits…censored sheer panties…totally missing the mark on sex appeal…because PLAYBOY is Seventeen Magazine…perfect for your teen daughter….or 45 year old wife who has no fucking clue as to what’s going on in the world…GARBAGE

And a video:

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2016

Oct

Alicia Vikander Oscar Winner to Purse Vendor of the Day

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If you win an Oscar….and not even for your most compelling role as an android woman….but rather for whatever Alicia Vikander won her Oscar for…her agents will pawn you off to luxury fashion brands that pay millions of dollars in endorsement deals…because they think that her winning an Oscar is enough for her to matter or to be glamourous and amazing…yet in reality…Alicia Vikander’s name is never brought up ever…she’s not memorable…but will be milked like a cow, exploited and made very rich in the process thanks to that Oscar win…and I guess this is just part of the equation…and it’s too bad..they couldn’t at least make the shit hot…interesting…engaging…compelling…anything but a hollywood bitch being paid to hold a fucking purse…in a world where people are starving to death….good stuff…assholes..

What a fucking artist…sell out garbage…horrible human being….cashing in trash…

There’s a video…

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2016

Oct

Old Lady Liz Hurley Bikini of the Day

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The last post I wrote about Liz Hurley said:

I guess Liz Hurley is feeling the need to show off her bathing suit, possibly to promote her bathing suit line, or maybe to say “hey, look at me, over here, I’m old but you’d still fuck me, even though you used to gag looking at over 50 porn mags when you were 17, thinking that you’d never fuck a 50 year old, yet fast forward 30 years and all of a sudden, things have started to change…and you’d totally bang anything”…

The interesting thing about Liz Hurley is something that we forget, because she’s been in the media longer than we’ve been alive, is that she was an opportunist gold digging whore, who dated Hugh Grant in 1987 when his career was picking up and her career was shit. They stayed together for 13 years…which allowed him to get busted with trannies due to being a homo…and for her to remain his beard because it got her auditions and the good life….she always wanted…two years after they broke up – she got knocked up by another notorious womanizer, whore fucker, creeper named Steve Bing, who invests in movies, she got pregnant, kept it, he denied it…and a paternity test later…confirmed it…then she married a dude named ARUN NAYAR who sounds pretty poor…because bitch likes money…

I stand by that..I don’t need to re-write shit…bitch is old in a bikini and owns a bikini company…she started out no different than instagram models it was just 40 years ago – before instagram existed…because for every hot chick who starts from nothing…is a rich man who opens the door for her after she uses him…PROVE ME WRONG….

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2016

Oct

Look You Can See Joanna Krupa’s Vagina of the DAy

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I am confident that Joanna Krupa’s vagina in a white one-piece is zero exciting to anyone…because Joanna Krupa, despite being hot, is a 40 year old low level model, gold digger, hooker…from an era before social media…because that’s how old she is…

She played this Polish immigrant angle back in the days people cared about her, which wasn’t really ever…but she was in men’s magazines and did PR sometimes about that low level fame…and she even tried to launch a career in Poland, thinking they’d take her back because she speaks the language and had the low level AMERICAN fame on her side….

But still, who gives a fuck about Joanna Krupa…

I am only posting this because I have a think for white bathing suits, I remember when I first realized you could see full pussy in white bathing suits, it was my friend’s older sister and it was a magical experience for a pervert like me…looking up at the unsuspecting pubic hair filled bikini bottoms…full clit visible…where she might as well been naked…brilliant..

But when it’s Joanna Krupa…it’s not nearly as exciting, hot, eventful…it’s just sorta there..sticking it’s pussy tongue out at all of us…

HEre’s another video of her in the Ocean…because she’s a self promoting whore!

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2016

Oct

Bella Thorne’s Working it in her Bra and Boxers of the Day

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Bella Thorne is a gift from the pop culture world, or maybe from Florida…or maybe from a couple of stage parents who tried two or three times before her with the other kids who weren’t the golden child with the fiery hair…the Lohan of this generation…who for some reason is built like a 40 year old mom who loves the gym, but who is 18 or 19…young….and fully on market with the fun, slutty, exhibitionist content that walks that line of smut…allowing her to grow, develop, book jobs…while not alienating people….

She’s the instagram whore…who is a working actor and not an instagram whore…it’s so wild and crazy of a concept…and these pictures / video of her on set in a bra..wearing boxers…showing off that body “in character”…is brilliant fucking work…brilliant maneuvering…really grasping how basic the population is…and she’s Fucking hot…manipulating all of us…but hot…

HERE SHE IS IN A T-SHIRT – My first internet girlfriend was named GRRRL3…it was 1995, she was asian from San Francisco….probably a 50 year old man…but we were in love…GRRRL3 would mail me pictures because it was pre-scanners…I am that deep into this internet shit…and GRRRL3 come home…

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