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Sara Sampaio Shows Off her Pussy in Tight Pants Under the Guise that it is a Fitness Video of the Day

Industry Flesh Puppet Jessica Alba Propagandizes for the Machine of the Day

Sydney Sweeney is Glamour’s Woman of the Year of the Day

Paige Spiranac Feeling Herself Up of the Day

Margaret Qualley is Hot for an Ugly Chick of the Day

2016

Oct

Monica Bellucci Nipples of the Day

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Monica Bellucci may be old as fuck, but Italians are such a loyal and emotional people, at least based on my barber’s behavior, which when Monica Bellucci’s name is brought up he freaks the fuck out. Maybe it’s because Italians are pressured to marry Italian women and she’s an iconic Italian woman, you know to keep the species alive…or maybe it’s because they are all momma’s boys and marrying the closest thing to their mother is what leads them to Italian women…or maybe they just like big tits they used to jerk off to back in Italy when they were little boys…and despite being 40 now…remember the glory days…but whatever it is…and I’ll go with tits…Monica Bellucci has maintained relevance…

These are apparently pictures of her showing off her nipples – in a shirt…like it was the late 1990s and I just got the internet and her nudes were all over the Thumbnail Gallery Posts I would jerk off to..only 20 years later…and less interesting…but still a reminder of what was and thanks to the glory of the internet – I can just google her at her best…which my barber would think are these pics…because he likes growing old with her…weird and weathered…her tired face not sexy….but these italians.. they do make great pizza…and we like pizza.

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2016

Oct

Throwback Video of Miley Encouraging Fans to Touch Her Vagina of the Day

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I guess it’s not Throwback Thursday, but it’s Tuesday which starts with the letter “T” and that’s enough for you moron, mindless retards staring into your phones looking and laughing at stupid MEMEs all day like the idiots you are…all you need is a silly image and a silly caption…over and over and over to keep you stimulated when you aren’t taking selfies…

It’s a little concerning, because the whole world is about to blow the fuck up, but the powers that be are pretty happy about controlling you on such a basic human level…

So why not contribute to the tabloid, the fodder, the dog shit content that has no point…with some MILEY CYRUS having fans touch her pussy on stage when she was still touring – like an angry single girl…before getting back with her fiance and making their first public appearance back together…that people are actually talking about like it matters..because going back to being the real Miley Cyrus…a boring money making machine who knows how to manipulate you – thanks to being Disney trained…puppets…

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2016

Oct

Man Buys Used Stockings from Girl for 20 Chinese Dollars and Other Videos of the Day

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Surfer Saves Family in Flipped Boat

Guy Beats Up a Chick…

Woman on a Roller Coaster

Flexible Girl…

Weird Staged Pull-Up Fail…

Ralph Nader Interviews Noam Chomsky About How He Was Censored By Media

69 Year Old Woman Knocked Out

Pump Pirate!

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2016

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Kids are crazy…you can really see the arrogance that is happening to the next generation if you leave your house and sit in a park to avoid your fat wife trying to make you do things like wipe her disgusting ass…

These kids they come to you and ask you for money – or a swig of your booze, drugs..whatever..and when you say no they tell you to fuck off and call you names like fat fuck and pervert and shit like that…when all you’re trying to do is avoid your fat wife from trying to make you do things like wipe her disgusting ass…

When I was their age, I woulda been scared of unshowered weird men like me – alone on a bench…not to mention I’d have the respect to no try to belittle them on some real life cyberbully shit…knowing that they could potentially rape a kill me…

But due to coddling, and helicopter parenting…they don’t understand the concept of consequence…and for that I hope an actual creepy pervert teaches them a valuable lesson in don’t talk to fucking strangers…

On the positive side, I saw a group of 16 year old girls – and I could tell which ones out of the ones acting all hot and cool while mocking me – would end up fat, disgusting and miserable with cats in 15 years…because life has a funny way of not working out…assholes…

Here are some morning links..

Hot Girls SHowing Off Their Thigh Gaps Gapes
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Melania Trump VS Billy Bush – Is What People Who Don’t Realize the World is About to Explode and Humans are About to Be Exterminated..
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Lindsay Lohan Struggling With Donald Trump’s Comments…
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Collisision with Pedestrian
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Girls in Sunglasses
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Rendering at 5 AM…
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I am Assuming this is a Star Wars Costume
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People Are Loving Gemma Atkinson at the Pool..
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1930s Mug Shots
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Jessica Biel – Cum Dress
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Japanese Woodcraft is Crazy…
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The Cat that Sings Back Up on the Boom Boom Boom Song
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Camille Belle in a Dress…
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Crash on Dashcam…
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Some Pussy Squatting 1005 lbs
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Girls in Sports Bras
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2016

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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When talking talent….I realize I have no talent…at least no marketable talent…or obvious talent and at 46 years old…I can’t imagine me finding any…maybe while at the old folks home half dead I’ll bust out a fucking tap dance that is seizure induced that will be filmed and go viral – GANGNAM STYLE….

Because the only thing I seem to be decent at is talking 50 year old fat married women through their orgasms – that they sometimes send me nudes during…because they get no attention from their husbands…and don’t want to actually cheat or throw away the family life and security…they just want to cum….

Is that a talent?

I mean all I really say is “cum”….I mean you could probably train a monkey to do that, just not too sure if their monkey fingers work on the iphone screen…since I don’t have a fucking monkey…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Pics of Girls with Huge Tits
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Alessandra Ambrosio has Hard Nipples
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Pam Anderson Tried to Poison Julian Assange with Vegan Food
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Leo DiCaprio is Being Slaughtered by Environmentalists for Being a Fucking Lie…
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Beyonce’s Ripped Open Ear Doesn’t Stop Her of the Day
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Rape Cabin – a Tutorial – of the Day
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Lacey Summers Hot ASs
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Scarlett Johansson’s Looking like a 45 Year Old Gym Teacher…
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A Compilation of All the Transitions in Scott Pilgrim VS the World
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Kristen Stewart – Lesbian
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Kalli Thorne Cheesy Water Shoot with Nipples…
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Monica Bellucci – Nipple…
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Ashley Greene is Mad Joe Jonas Admitted to her Robbing Him of His virginity
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Amber Heard’s Devil Woman Ass in Jeans…
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Testing VR Pool Fail…
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Epic Tree Removal POV Porn
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Kara Del Toro Big Tits…
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Awesome Tupac Memorabilia
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Look – Instgram Whores in Instagram Photoshoots
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Nicki Minaj VS the Lyrics of Gold Digger by Kanye West…
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Trup Fired Khloe Kardashian for Being Disgusting..Good…Someone Should do that to All of Them….
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The Next Generation of BMW Motorcycles – Pretty Crazy
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How To Make Cheesy Fried Hot Dogs
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Olympia Vallance Famewhore at the Beach…
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Emilia Clarke is Pretty Fucking Rich – Check out the House
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Nicki Minaj – See Through Outfit
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Olga Kurylenko Hot at a Screenign…
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Double Front Flip Goes Wrong…
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Gemma Atkinson’s Slutty by the Pool…
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A Very Dumb Video..
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Claudia Romani is Some Serious Old Lady Fame Whore…in a Thong Bikini
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Bella Thorne’s Sister’s Nipples
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A Bunch of Dirty Fucking Girls
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Amy Schumer Comedy is Such fucking Garbage…and Here she is VS TRump after Killing a Sandwich
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Elephant Comes to Rescue People….
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Jodie Sweetin’s Big Meth Tits
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RallyCross Video of a Crazy Move of the Day
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Hot Pussy Thigh Gaps Gapes
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Free Cam Girls For YOu To Fall in Love With
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Greek Slut in a Slutty Outfit
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Cheesy Big Tit Shoot
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Cheesy Photoshoot of Big Tits
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Page 3 Girl With Big Tits Naked
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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This Video of a CUCKOLD is Brilliant
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Naked Girl at the Concert VS Best Girl at a Concert
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Cam Girl of the Day
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Neighbors FUCK
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2016

Oct

Ariel Winter’s Shorts of the Day

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Make it stop…..

I used to have a greasy skinned “foster sister” in the foster home I was placed in as a 12 year old kid…who was probably 3 years older than me – but in the depths of puberty…all pimply and fat….probably emotionally fucked up…with these huge fat chick tits…and a big old belly…indented ass…just all around disgusting creature…and every time I see Ariel Winter’s face..I think of those days with her…where late at night she’d sneak into my room in her underwear and make me give her back massages..and her back..was just so big…and square shaped…all soft and unhealthy…cold and anemic…leaving what felt like a residue on my hand…as she moaned and breathed heavily through it…I tried to stop..but she told me she’d tell on me and get me taken away and I liked it there…no one was raping me..besides her…so I dealt…and every night turned into months…and in those months she just got fatter and fatter and fatter…until one day we got caught and her religious mom thought I was the molester and I got kicked out of the house….thrown under the bus..

Well everytime I see Ariel Winter’s weird fat pre-mature pubescent..pasty…gross black hair died pig like body…I think of the time that foster sister dyed her hair…

There is zero hot about Winter, she clearly isn’t aware of that…because she’s walking around ass out in underwear – trying to prove some horrible point…

Make it stop…I’ve had horrible sexual experiences…but this girl brings up some traumatic shit buried in my soul…she’s just that monstrous…stop encouraging her…

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2016

Oct

Nicki Minaj Twerking in a Thong of the Day

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I am amazed by this video, not because Nicki Minaj and her disgusting fake ass is jiggling for an audience, but the fact that people like her music or her bullshit personality or character she created when fat – to be the black clown crumping version of Lady Gaga…before somehow being told how to Kim Kardashian herself, and thus attempt to be “hot”…with fake asses, faces, and everything else that’s going on here…that looks like an identity crisis on Halloween…everyday of the week…

Seeing her twerking that fuck implant..is just fucking weird…and if anyone gets off to this…you’re a bunch of sick fucking people…who would likely be able to get off to a half inflated beach ball, or warmed up watermelon…something I’m sure Nicki Minaj pretends to be into..so you think she’s actually black in spirit and not just in color, because otherwise it’d be exploitative..

TO SEE THE REST OF THE NICKI MINAJ PICS CLICK HERE

If you’re more into Ashanti giving up on life in a bikini becaue you’re allowed to be fat….here you go…and that is your disappointing Black Performers for White people update of the day..

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2016

Oct

Lindsay Lohan’s Topless Selfie of the Day

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Greek Night Club Owner and Child Star – Lindsay Lohan posted this topless selfie pic that I couldn’t find on her instagram which means she deleted and we can all agree that the best thing about Lohan is her tits…they don’t look nearly as wrecked as she does…

This is unfortunately, the highlight of my pathetic existence…or at least my day…because I am a Lohan fan for life…I am so glad that she’s started up on the self involved, narcissistic, exhibitionist selfie kick….I’ve been hoping for her to fall into this for a long time….I mean at 30…she might as well make as much noise as she can, the right way, which is trying to get dudes to jerk off to her again…not the whole Muslim brotherhood, arabic speaking because the Arabs pay her a lot of money angle she’s been into the last little while…

I believe the world is filled with wonderment and excitement…action and adventure…magical ups and downs…and mystery that keeps us exploring and that’s just what you’ll find in Lohan’s panties..a vagina we all need to explore more and that hopefully this topless titty arm bra shit is a teaser of what’s to come…Lohan fan for life…

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2016

Oct

Josie Canseco’s Topless on Snapchat of the Day

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Daughters named after their fathers is always funny to me. I don’t know why, but it seems so fucking trashy….Josie Canseco…the amazingly hot daughter of Jose Canseco…who I guess was the patriarch of the house…because his wife, her mother was a cocktail waitress, low level model, stripper…or just a hot groupie into that Athlete money..who raised her baby to have similar morals and values, when she wasn’t pawned off on the nanny, because her key workload…her life work…her retirement package relied on this creature…a creature who has gone on to be a nude model…representative of the times we live in…

It’s like be rich, have a trust fund, be hot, have access…yet choose nude…

It’s on some troubled girl with daddy issues cliche that Donald Trump would say leads to great sex…and for any dude who has had sex with a crazy girl knows is true…and when it looks like this, is spoiled like this, has money like this…it becomes so much more fun…

So her getting naked or topless on snapchat while eating is a sign trouble…the good kind of trouble that I think it’s anything but trouble…instead everything great…but I am also a pervert who sexualizes tits…in a world where you’re not allowed to sexualize tits…because girls are women and some women are genderless and everything is one big confusing mess…of non-sexualized tits…a political theory I can’t support while looking at tits.

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2016

Oct

Alexis Ren Does Slutty Beach Photoshoots of the DAy

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Her face is whatever, her body is amazing..she’s an it girl from instagram with millions of followers but who no one has ever hear of, the magic of social media…and having a hot body for millions of people on instagram who are probably 14 year olds and 40 year old perverts….the kind of people who love a hot body on instagram, for jerking off purposes, or just to stare at a hot body while scrolling through instagram, because they have nothing else going on…allowing people who don’t matter to matter at least within their own circle…selfie-ing all day…making money from brands by pushing the illusion they matter…in what is all really fucking cheesy…but not as cheesy as when she played this romantic, aspirational young love girl with a male model…something people, mainly pervert middle aged women in their terrible boring lives fell in love with – but it didnt’fool me – as fas as I’m concerned…she’s just a manipulative little fame whore – sugar baby – instagram model maneuvering like she was Tila Tequila…because this is what modern Tila Tequila looks like to a more sophisticated or savvy internet navigating crowd….bright half naked pics…

Brands love this shit, they see followers and get boners, like you perverts…and these pics are probably from her Sports Illustrated swimsuit shoot…because Sports Illustrated needs all the help they can get…

She’s been on the getting naked for more attention kick, as she should…because this body…is best served naked…not rubbing up on her boyfriend…as he jumps out of a plane in Tahiti…in their life of luxury lie…she was just cast in because he’s gay and she fucks other rich guys…the life…so exciting.

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