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2016

30

Sep

Fat Sophie Simmons and Her Downward Pointing Nipples Want to be an Instagram Model of the Day

Sophie Simmons is Gene Simmons’ fat daughter, who I guess is less fat than she was, at least based on these photoshopped pics of her, she’s less fat than she was at her fattest, but not as skinny as she was when she thought instagram models had to be skinny and she was starving herself and working out…

I guess she realized that she’s the heiress to a billion dollar father…or worse…she realized that fat girls can make it…even if their nipples are aiming the ground like they are sad….because fat girls connect with fat girls…crazy…right…

She’s got access to all the money in the world….so why she’s decided to become an instagram model, signed with an agency…seems weird to me. It’s like get a job doing something that matters, that makes even a small difference you lazy, proven by your gunt….you don’t need to be a self involved cunt taking selfies and staging photoshoots for likes…it’s weird…

Not to mention anyone who cares or jerks off to her is just a weirdo KISS fan, and her tits are just another one of Gene Simmons, their god’s creations…like the KISS beer fridge, or the KISS tampons…or the KISS pile of dog shit…only the human version…

Posted in:SFW|Sophie Simmons

2016

30

Sep

HOT TACO VENDOR and Other Videos of the day

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Heckler Gets Invited to Try the Shot…and Gets it..

Weird Tanker Truck Flipping and Crushign Car

Cop VS Black GUy

CYCLIST VS PEDESTRIAN

Just a Naked Black Guy in Public

Crackhead Stealing Chainsaw

FISH Attacks Dudes Dick

Woman Caught with Cheating Husband by Wife and Family

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

30

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The worst pick-up line of the night was “I am going to make you squirt so hard that you die of dehydration, then have my way with you because you can’t say now, since you’ll be dead”…

And if it does work for you…marry that woman because she’s obviously a crazy person and crazy people are lots of fun…

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Hot Bitches Take Selfies
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Elsa Hosk in Lingerie
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Kid Tries 100 years of Airline Food
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Rob Kardashian Wanted to Fuck Kim Kardashian. It’s an Armenian Thing
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Rihanna With Models for PUMA
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Woman Beater Johnny Depp is Still Getting Work
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Doctor Strange TV Spot
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Martin Shkreli Does Good for Dead Pornogrpaher
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Kevin Hart Makes a Lot of Money
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The Mexican Border Wall Facts to Prove It’s a Fail
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Stupid Inventions of the Day
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Sluts in Sunglasses
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2016

29

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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I had a conversation with a 19 year old half naked model from instagram or tinder or snapchat or maybe it was facebook..it could have been on a park bench, but girls scream predator if you casually say hi to them so it probably wasn’t that…I mean I know it wasn’t an older lady in the bar, those bitches I remember…but either way…this 19 year old half naked social justice warrior chick on some feminist mission of being naked on the internet told me that Freedom of Speech, a fundamental right in the American constitution doesn’t make sense…and should be regulated…so that people don’t say mean things…these are the same people with smartphones that track their every move and push ads to them that they don’t question privacy, hell they put it all out there for free…or the hope of fame…who now feel freedom of speech should be regulated by some committee…and the terrifying thing about it is that I bet if they started campaigning all their idiot half naked feminist friends on this…they’d have a real movement…a STOP FREE SPEECH BECAUSE IT CAN BE MEAN OR HURTFUL movement..

The only movement the world seems to be…is a bowel movement…really..just shit everywhere, and not well contained in the toilet shit, just piles and pile of very sick person shit…

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Hot Bitches – No Bra
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Britney Spears on How her Parents Still Own Her…
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Woman Locked out of her Car…Tries to Deal With It…Hilarious
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Kevin Hart is the Highest Paid Comedian – at 87.5 Million Dollars…what the fuck
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Kim K – Lingerie Top
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Sara Jean Underwood on a Jet Ski…with her Ass
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Chloe Grace Pussy in Leggigns
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2 Chainz Drinks $600 Coffee
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Wonder Woman is Bi-Sexual
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Pia Mia Perez Midriff
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Winona Ryder Erotica…but Not Really
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Jessica Lowndes in a Tight Dress
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JFK Vs Nixon Vs Trump
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Fashion Model Solveig Mork Hansen Tits
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Rob Kardashian wants to Fuck Kim Kardashian
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Taylor Swift Whoring Out in NYC
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Stupid Google Search Suggestions
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Just a Dude and His Portable Movie THeater
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A Bunch of Models for Rihanna
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Idiot Shoots Himself in the Face with a Paintball Gun
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Taylor Marie Hill…See Through
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Kate Hudson Titties
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More on How Taylor Swift is Full of Shit
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Bitches who are on their knees…
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Yankee Stadium Wedding Proposal Fail
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Christie Brinkley May Be Boring But Shes a Freak of Nature
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Lili Simmons is Boring..
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Ashley Greene is Boring
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Olivia Holt is Boring
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Michelle Keegan is Boring
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Cassie Scerbo is Boring
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Brittany Snow is Boring
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Halston Sage is Boring
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Kate Bosworth SKinny Legs…
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Ashley Tisdale Tight Pants
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Throwback Thursday – Sophie Marceau Topless
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Random Tumblr Porn of the DAy
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Naked Chicks Giving the Finger
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Some Random Naked Chick
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Clips of Slutty Girls Being Sluts…GET THEM
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Big Tits and Waterguns
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Some Babe Nude on the Beach
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Weird Couple in the Park Going at It
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SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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Just an Asian Murdering her Crotch
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Depressing Suicide Video
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Vintage Dita Von Teese Nudity
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2016

29

Sep

Eniko Mihalik and Constance Jablonski for LUI by David Bellemere of the Day

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Yesterday I predicted the fucking the future…..when I did a post on ENIKO AND CONSTANCE together in underwear…well now, one day later they are naked in a ex-porn magazine turned naked fashion magazine in what is as aggressive as Playboy was at their worst…before going straight boring…all thanks to hero photographer David Bellemere….who runs that magazine…and runs everything in the nude fashion model space – including some Victoria’s Secret and a bunch of other shit…and it is all thanks to being French from France not seen like a pervert…even though all men are perverts….

Here’s Constance…Constance Cravings…

Posted in:Constance Jablonski|Eniko Mihalik

2016

29

Sep

Kate Moss for Dazed Magazine of the DAy

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Kate Moss is still getting work – because she’s iconic…and legendary…now that 90s and hipster is the thing…

Kate Moss is my favorite…because she’s such a dirty little pig…who cleans up niche..and I think I love her and have for a long time and I always will…she was the original heroin chic, criticized for being too skinny – which in and of itself is so fucking hot..

Her not giving fuck about showing her little modle of her tits to get rich and famous and live a life of luxury filled with random dirty sperm and broken dreams…all from drug addict rockstars who fuck groupies…when they aren’t fucking her…

Even in her 40s, I’m buying her bullshit, but that’s just because I want to smell that old, menopausal, vile vagina…..

Posted in:Kate Moss|SFW

2016

29

Sep

Anja Rubik Tits at a Fashion Show of the Day

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It’s fashion week somewhere, and something I learned a long time ago was that there are nipples in fashion, they go hand in hand….

From the fashion magazines I used to jerk off to – because models are hot and buying fashion magazines wasn’t as obvious as buying porn magazines in an era of magazines…you could always just pretend you were gay and into design..but then again gay and into design in the late 80s usually got you beat up and left in a ditch…especially when you’re actually only reading the magazine for the nipples….

To fashion TV, which was a thing in Canada before the cable channels happened, every weekend there was an hour of fashion shows on the local channel and I’d obviously jerk off to it..

So I have a long legacy of cumming to fashion, which is why I always post fashion tits here, as porn, because I am seen as a porn site not a fashion site, and I’ve been posting this content as porn for a lot longer than most because I have a knowledge of the fashion world thanks to all those years of jerking off to it…making me a fashion blogger…without all the perks like making money…

So this model is Anja Rubik…she’s got tits and she’s showing them like a stripper but more expensive than a stripper because all girls on stage always resort to showing tit…it’s what they do.

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2016

29

Sep

Skinny Model Megan Williams for Etam Fashion Show of the Day

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Megan Williams is a 22 year old model from the UK…who is also the face of Guess?, which means she can either go onto be the next Gigi Hadid..or maybe, if we are lucky, she’ll become the iconic Anna Nicole Smith, one of the first models to marry a billionaire…now all models want billionaires..because it was the right thing to do – before gaining 1000 pounds like she was a Trump Pageant girl – before being called way worse things than Miss Piggy by more than just badly spray tanned men in Politics…but also by women…because women like to forget that they are catty bitches who call other bitches fat…all the fucking time…and do more damage for the women species than men do – since men just want to fuck……but that doesn’t matter…what matters is that she did a lingerie fashion show because she’s hot and looks hot because she is hot…in a world of fat, it’s nice to see not fat..

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Sofia Resing was also there…

Posted in:Megan Williams|SFW

2016

29

Sep

Ariel Winter’s in Rogue Magazine of the Day

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Ariel Winter is in some lingerie in some pretentious fashion bullshit that targets teen girls…I think Rogue is actually a feminist site run by some young feminist who was once a 10 year old fashion blogger that did Oprah…who has a lot of feminist friends and content creators that are all hypocrites to the Women’s Studies 101 rhetoric they spew…you know with pictures like this, of a fat chick in lingerie, that I assume is some sort of body positive campaign that tells the kids it is ok for fat girls to wear lingerie – even though lingerie in and of itself is sexual and is sexualizing them…especially when they are 18 and from a TV show perverts jerked off to because of the monster tits…

The whole world is fucking backwards…

Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2016

29

Sep

Kendall Jenner’s Promoting her Underboob Because she’s a Whore of the DAy

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These people are such trash….so fucking average yet marketed hard enough to trick all the idiots youth to think she’s iconic…because they are too busy taking selfies to really get invested in or care…it’s more of a double tap on a picture and brands love it…because brands are run by 22 year old marketing chicks who are just as stupid as Kendall Jenner and her fans..making this cyclone of garbage….that should be incinerated but for some reason…never is…..

Posted in:Kendall Jenner|SFW