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2016

26

Sep

Irina Shayk See Through of the Day

Irina Shayk make me feel like I’m Brad Cooper being scammed by Russian tits that know how to scam that rich guy to give them the good life their rationed bread line waiting ancestors dreamt of….all that MTV, Levis Jeans and Michael Jackson….all thanks to that KGB pussy and it’s spy tricks…trick that were for once used to get information from high level military people…but is passed onto their youth to get babies and marriage out of A-Listers…

Here are her nipples…nipples that may be soulless but that like most Russians have probably seen some shit….and she’s perfect…

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2016

26

Sep

Stella Maxwell Nipples of the Day

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Stella Maxwell reminds me of every lesbian hipster I meet on Tinder who aren’t full on lesbians because they like being fucked by dudes aggressively – but they love to talk about being lesbians because it makes them feel more intune with the plight of the woman, the kind of girls who smear periods on their faces and call it performance art, when they aren’t taking selfies or masturbating to throat fucking porn….because girls these days are a complicated species – as emotional, as dramatic, as annoying as they always were…but now with a platform….some bigger than others…and this one…a hipster turned promo model for a mall brand…who fucked Miley Cyrus…the Disney Hipster…now doing high fashion shit for some fashion week somewhere…is just a ball of confusing..in a world of too lazy to call out these people…but instead cast them in their bullshit…

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2016

26

Sep

Katharine McPhee in a Bikini of the Day

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Katharine McPhee is some American Idol garbage you may or may not have masturbated when your fat wife made you watch American Idol, before you lost your job intentionally so you’d have a good excuse to cut the cable, so that she would stop making you watch such shitty fucking TV shows, forcing you to do nothing but fantasize about bitches who would otherwise not know exist, instead of actually fucking girls in your life who do exist, behind your fat wife’s back – because no man should be forced to fuck one thing that looks so disgusting for the rest of their life…

She’s managed to leverage the American Idol Reality Show experience better than most…because years later she’s still being talked about and years later I am still staring at her tits and years later…those tits look fake…in a bikini…having the time of their life in a pool..

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2016

26

Sep

Kira Kosarin 18 in a Bikini of the Day

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Kira Kosarin is some new Jailbait to pay attention to. There is always new jailbait to pay attention to. Just leave your house..they are everywhere…

Unfortunately for the real perverts, that’s YOU, she’s already 18, so there’s not going to be a build up of her being more and more slutty for attention knowing she’s 17, before turning 18, because dudes fucking love slutty 17 year olds knowing they can’t fuck slutty 17 year olds…even though those same dudes can’t fuck anything…because they are pathetic losers obsessing over 17 year olds…

She’s just going to be fading into obscurity, from this day on, because she’s more the “Here I am, I’m 18, and I’m half naked, because my body is insane, look at it, it’s insane right”…Right….but no one stays 18 forever…

She’s from Florida, which seems to be the hub for these stage parents, I guess it’s either meth, bathsalts or sell my whore daughter to the industry for Jesus people…because Florida is weird…

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2016

26

Sep

Chanel West Coast Nipple Slip of the Day

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Chanel West Coast isn’t anyone important, but she’s showing her nipple, and that alone makes her more important than me, because the feminists don’t realize that girls are more important than men – all they gotta do is pull out a tit – and instead of complaining about pay equity, they should just pull out a tit…like they were Chanel West Coast…

The little tit slip for relevance trick…by a trick…what a treat…and it’s not even Halloween yet.

Apparently, she is some manufactured porn looking rapper, who sounds like a bootleg Iggy Azaelea who I guess sounds like a bootleg Lil Kim, up on some Nicki Minaj shit, where all the fat ass, thin waist white girls get all famous and shit because they either fuck or like fucking with black dudes…who make records for them…She’s singed to Young Money…but I know nothing about her or her music, that was all based on a previous post…

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2016

26

Sep

Elsa Hosk for Elisabetta Franchi of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is a model…a fashion model…and we have the proof…I know what you’re thinking and that is that Elsa Hosk is actually a nude model, up on a playboy level of nudity model, who tricked the mall brand to make her a half nude promo model, basically a high paid girl handing out toilet paper at Costco model, the kind of career that you’d think actual fashion brands would be turned off by…but that they embrace in this social media world…due to their following…and the proof is in thie Elisabetta Franchi opening scene of their show the other day….where Elsa Hosk nude model shows her diversity as a model…by doing runway modeling….intense…or maybe just proof that modelling is a fucking joke.

Here she is in Lingerie for her Mall Brand Promo Model gig….which is really the only thing people care about when it comes to Elsa Hosk..I mean that and the fact that she gets naked…

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2016

26

Sep

Kate Beckinsale Pulling Luggage of the Day

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Kate Beckinsale continuously makes fetish videos for her creepy virgin nerd fans,this one involving a man being inside her luggage, something all her creepy virgin fans dream of….”if only I could sneak into her luggage, I could figure out how to make her love me”…or maybe the fetish is seeing bitches carry their own shit for once in their damn lives…

The highlight of the video isn’t a bunch of middle aged idiots dying with laughter as they laugh away all the laughs can come up with…but rather her tiny little body in tight clothing that explains to everyone why her average at best acting – has allowed her to have a career and a fanbase that keeps building out bullshit Underworld movies…

Magical..

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2016

26

Sep

Ariel Winter is a Spoiled Brat of the Day

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I love when people use their social media to punish a brand or a store or a company due to their bad experience….

I am sure we’ve all had fights with customer service people and have lost our shit on them and said “I have a blog and I’ll take this to my two readers”…only for the company to give in and refund you or give you a free dishwasher, car, vacation, whatever it is you are fighting for…something that they never do…but it’d be nice if they did…

When a celebrity like Ariel Winter, who makes a lot of money on a hit TV show does it, it makes me laugh..not because a little pudgy thing in her 200k G Wagon deserves bad customer service…but because she must have been really fucking mad, in some spoiled coddled brat tantrum, that she even roped her legal team into…because she’s just that kind of whiner…high maintenance brat…who gets what she wants and will take any means necessary…it becomes so much more LOLZ…

You know Mercedes fucking sent her a brand new G-Wagon…and took back the old one the second they got wind of this…because when you’re famous – you are supposed to get shit for free so that you don’t do this….I have no idea where her management -because celebs shouldn’t ever pay for a lease, car companies should be lining up with cars for these people, so someone dropped the ball and this little titty troll won’t have it…

Here she is in a panda mask…getting ready for Halloween / Fetish night at her house…where she looks better than usual…

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2016

26

Sep

Emma Roberts Underwear Model of the Day

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Emma Roberts, who may be an actor, one of the lamest jobs a person can have, but a job that pays stupid fucking money to do very little, making it not that lame at all, but rather a great scam…and she may only be that actor because of a couple of Oscar Winning family members, her dad the most prolific straight to DVD actors, and her Aunt Julia…not acting wasn’t a fucking option…you see the family broke through and are in the scam, so you have to continue the scam pretending it’s genetic talent, so that can syphon as much as you can from the industry….because there’s a lot to syphon…

Whatever the reason she’s on TV, or whatever the reason she’s getting work, it doesn’t matter…because she’s got skinny legs…and I fucking love skinny legs…no matter how rich they are…no matter if their aunt gave hookers everywhere a dream that Prince Charming will save them or not…a very important thing if you like hookers with a dream…and hopes…they fuck better….none of it matters…the only thing that matters is the skinny legs…

I actually watched her show Scream Queens on netflix – because I am a teen girl, who fucks 19 year old girls off tinder with my mouth and they force me to watch their bullshit…and I do because I get to fuck them with my mouth….and Emma Roberts…is pretty fucking nice to stare at with a mouth full of young pussy.

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2016

26

Sep

Hailey Baldwin is So Street in NYC of the Day

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Hailey Baldwin is so edgy…so urban…it’s like all I see is some street kid living in the projects selling crack to buy music equipment for her Hip Hop career…or prostitute career…like I’m watching a modern take on KIDS…wearing her Biker Gang hat, and posing on cars she doesn’t own….which makes her a better actor than her dad…it doesn’t mask the fast that she’s some entitled Hollywood rich kid brat who hangs out with the Kardashian / Jenners to leverage her own personal brand – to give her some sort of way to live her own life outside of being a Baldwin, while using her Baldwin money, connections and name to open as many doors as possible…..

She’s not that hot, she’s definitely not doing anything interesting beyond the vapid instagram bullshit of being in exclusive places with exclusive people…and I just see a waste of opportunity, who chose to be an instagram whore rather than doing good with her life…but she’s still young, lots more disappointment left in her…as she books actual jobs and sees relevant to a world of retards who think she’s relevant…

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