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Taylor Swift Lack Sex Appeal as she Fucks a Chair of the Day

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2016

Sep

Jessica Simpson Big Titties of the Day

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Jessica Simpson is the third in my “Thursday Skinny Famous Rich Girls Turning Fat Only to Go Back to Skinny Enough Because Skinny is Wonderful and Fat is Disgusting and Kills – Despite what Loud Fat Chicks Tell You” or #TSFRGTFOTGBTSEBSIWAFIDAK-DWLFCTY for short…

Basically – Jessica Simpson isn’t what you’d call a skinny bitch, because her tits are bigger than your fucking head and always have been, but she’s far more fit than she was during her fat years, because fat years happen to people, they get lazy, they start eating and don’t stop, because being fat, lazy and a slop is pretty laid back and goodtimes…until you die, or can’t get off said couch to get more donuts…so whether Jessica Simpson wanted to be skinny or if it was paid for by weight watchers doesn’t matter…because she did it..and was lucky enough in her middle age…mom age…to keep the big tits that have probably aged…but that are still massive and thus wonderful enough….in some exposed bra outfit that screams “look at my tits”…

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If that’s not enough or exciting enough for you….SEE HER ON THE STREET LOOKING STURDY CLICK HERE

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2016

Sep

Pixie Lott in a Bikini of the DAy

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Pixie Lott has nipple she’s shown a few time – because that’s trendy and mainstream…but today it is in a bikini…what assholes….those nipples…

She is Ibiza on some vacation – that I guess is the closing party for Ibiza for the season like some club kid…because she is likely a club kid…and like all club kids of this EDM era…is terribly bro, frat, mainstream…that’s why DJs are the new rockstars of our generation making 200k a gig…weird.

She’s some 25 year old, rich and famous, started when she was 18 as a popstar in the UK and she’s got a tight little body… So what drugs she’s doing in Ibiza to dance all night doesn’t really matter…because ultimately..who gives a fuck…about her, her music or really anything she does beyond getting naked or half naked…looks good to me…

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2016

Sep

Ashely Benson and her Birthing Hips Lost Weight of the Day

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Ashley Benson is another fat chick who is less fat than she was when she was cocky and at her fattest…it’s something that seems to have happened in the last 4 or 5 years, where they’ve been celebrated for their big tits, and the rest of them totally ignored and unnecessary…before eventually realizing that being fat is disgusting and that they have the opportunity to not be fat…and just because america is fat and celebrates fat – doesn’t mean that they have to be fat too…

So even with her big birthing hips, she’s clearly been slimming out, and I like to celebrate that…because I am not a fan of fat chicks, save them for the girls we marry not the girls we connect to in TV and jerk off to…so we should give a high five, a keep up the good work, a who cares if your tits are smaller…you still have a pussy and a pussy is the source of the human experience…that looks better when there’s no gut hanging the fuck over it….

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2016

Sep

Kate Upton Plays Tennis of the Day

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Kate Upton is losing weight, trying to get into fighting shape, because I guess she knows she went a little overboard, maybe a little cocky because she was getting work despite her size and people loved her tits despite her size, not that she needed to work…because her great grandfather invented the washing machine…

So I did a little research to see how entitled and bratty this girl is, I mean a Great Grandfather is far enough removed for his wealth to not really impact her…but it turns out the Great Grandfather…created a company called Whirlpool…

Whirlpool did 20 billion dollars in sales last year, sure they are a public traded company, but I don’t see why the UPTON’s would have dropped their piece of the action….and set up generations forever….with trust funds…

Sure her great grandfather owned it with 2 other UPTONs, and had 15 grand kids and 16 great grand kids to share his fortune….and it’s probably all in trust fundds and shit…

But she’s still a connected, spoiled, pile of sloppy overrated fat…no matter how much tennis she plays…or how lean she gets…she’ll always be hype she bought to me…

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2016

Sep

Sarah Jessica Parker Titty Show of the Day

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Sarah Jessica Parker has big sloppy jewish titties…and I guess she always had had those big sloppy jewish titties on her skinny frame that made her horse face something that we could point and laugh at…but not something bad enough to make anyone not want to fuck those tits…

Sure it made Sex and the City, a show that ruined the happiness of women – by telling them to live the life of a Gay Man…hard to jerk off to – because her sex wasn’t hot in the City…but at least there were tits to carry it into a franchise lonely women could relate to…

My only memory of Sex and the City was watching it with some chick I ended up fucking up the ass, before she begged me to cum on her face as the show was still on her TV…distracting me…as I gazed in Sarah Jessica’s face…as I blew my loud…not because of Sarah Jessica Parker…at the time I was disgusted by her…and my dick was in a hot enough skinny chick…but I was sucked into the storyline and multi tasking…and I’m glad we shared that moment SJP…

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2016

Sep

Junkie’s Daughter Tries to Revive Overdosing Mom and Other Videos of the Day

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Argentine Women Undress in Protest

Pervert Called Out by Crowd

Mechanic Run Over by Tractor

Russian Drinks a Bottle of Vodka to Avoid Drinking

Pedestrian Fail

Reporter Assaulted…

Man Pulls Out Dick Out in Elevator…

Dude Kicks a Woman off Bike

Teacher Kicks Student out of Class for Being a Trump Supporter

Jeep Drives Through Crowd…of Black Live Matter

Female Employee Beaten During Robbery

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2016

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I am trying to start a sex cult, because I find sex cults hilarious. I just love seeing people so fucking lost and seeking purpose that they will believe that you’re the messiah or a messenger of god and then will do everything you say…and a lot of this cult members are hot…they aren’t all half retard waterheads who drool their way through your bullshit rituals – because they have nothing else going on…and like the idea of community….real, normal enough people who are just lost, possible rape victims or molested people looking for meaning..and willing to use their vagina to find that meaning…actually exist…

I am not sure where to start or what my stance will be, or how I will convince people to sell their houses and give our church their money…but I am ready to start…I’ve never felt so sure this is a great retirement plan. If you know any losers send them my way….

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A Bunch of Fan Girls to Jerk Off To
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Johnny Depp’s DTLA house is Great –
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Brad Pitt Being Investigated for Child ABuse
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Jennifer Aniston – SMiling
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Sara Sampaio in Lingerie
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Base Jumping in a Church in Belgium
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I am a Big Fan of this Pool Jumper
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Football VS Football Fails
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The Dude Plays Classical Music with a GUN – CLICK IT FUCKERS
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Two Sluts in a Bikini
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Mia Farrow’s Brown Son Died
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Boy Goes Crazy at Motocross
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Marion Cotillard is Pregnant With Brad Pitt’s Baby
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Sara Underwood’s Instagram is Ridiculous – Here she is Grabbing a Tit
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Weird Names of Body Parts
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2016

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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Your new strategy to get nudes is an oldie but a goodie…it’s what every instagram photographer uses…it’s the “let’s make art”…but the nude selfie version.

The tactic is to not sexualize the girl to her face, or in the texts…you have to never make reference to jerking off to her, but rather to viewing her body as a beautiful thing that graces the world, that needs to be shared, to be stared at and gravitated to…because nudity is human, relatable, real…everything…

It works better than SEND SPREAD ASS PICS I CAN CUM TO…

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Huge and Amazing Booty on So Many Girls.
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George Clooney Finds Out About Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Getting Divorced…on CNN and it’s FUnny as Fuck
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Jennifer Aniston Reacts to Divorce on Cover of NY Post
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Eva Longoria in Leggings on Set Big Ass
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Serena Williams – Instagram Erotica
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Melting Stuff in Macro View
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Bella Hadid – Tight Stomach
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Brad and Angelina Divorce in Bullet Point Form – Forgetting That it’s a Publicity Stunt
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Cara Delevingne Monster
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Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling – Married
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Dude Uses Handgun to Make Music
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The 12 Year old Ukele Player from America’s Got Talent – Gets a Record Deal – Obviously
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Diane Kruger – Hot Skinny Legs
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Ariel Winter – Nipples
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Katie Price – Nipples
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Shailene Woodley – Oktoberfest Costume With Big Tits
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Working BMW Transformers….
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Idiot BMW Driver
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Pregnant Mila Kunis in a Belly Button Shirt
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Emily Blunt Boring in London
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James Corden Must Die
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Leave Harlot Marion Cotillard out of Divorce Storyline
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Calvin Harris is Banging Jennifer Lopez
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Kate England Panties..
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Helicopter Takes a Swim
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Burke Ramsey is Suing CBS Over JonBenet Porno they Ran the Other Day
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Emma Watson – Activist
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Melting Shit
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Hunziker – Big Fake Tits
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A Show on Scientology is coming
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Whores in Bikinis Together
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GoPro Karma – Pretty Crazy Footage
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Kim Garner – Slutty in NYC
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Girls into Teams
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Pale Girl – Huge Tits
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Porn Stars on Really Weird Porn Scenes
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Free Cam Shows Everyday and Everynight
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Naked Model and her Pubic Hair
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Braless Weather Girl
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Mom Filled with Toys
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SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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A Chick and her Massive Tits
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High as Fuck Strippers
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Classic Slut Looking Claudia Naked By the Pool
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Failed Sucker Punch
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2016

Sep

Bella Thorne Humping the Air of the Day

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Bella Thorne is everything…and nothing at all.

She’s just a clever, last in the line of stage kids that were sold out to the industry, so she knows…and the family knows…they’ve worked so hard at this…and know just what they need to do to get her where she needs to be…and that’s build the social media…that’s what producers care about and base relevance on….and more importantly…at least for us…post shameless erotic pics…when she’s not humping the air..because she’s just a girl doing her thing…and you are a pervert sexualizing her…pervert…

I prefer when the girls don’t actually make it…and try harder and more naked…but this is ok too…

More vids..

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2016

Sep

Sofia Richie Nipples of the DAy

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She’s 18….so her tits are legal to look at…tits the Beiber was rumored to fuck instead of Selena Gomez…when they were still 17…because he’s a pervert…

She’s one of Lionel Richie’s daughters. Her name is Sofia Richie, she’s 16, and unlike Nicole Camille Escovedo, she’s actually his kid, and not just some broken adopted brat, with angst from being adopted, as most adopted kids do, especially when their mom’s are groupie drug addicted whores…who probably didn’t know she was pregnant, and even if she did, still took as much band cock as she could backstage while wasted on whatever drugs were popular in 1980….living the fucking dream….

But she is as spoiled, probably as horrible of a person, living in her bubble of Los Angeles rich kid, all lazy offering zero contribution to the world…but luckily in being “stylish”…rich kid…she doesn’t wear a bra…like no one does anymore…and we get to see them young tits…even if they aren’t exciting…it’s still better than not seeing them….

Young titty everywhere…on purpose…ok….

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