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Dua Lipa in a Bikini with Balloons of the Day

Julianne Hough is a Mormon Gone Wild in a Tight Dress of the Day

2016

Sep

Serena Williams Big “Girl” Tits…of the DAy

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Serena Williams…titty show is something I could do without…in life…there’s a social conscious approach to content you gotta take…and in this white washed entitled count – white privilege world…where Black Lives Matter…I feel the need to post some black content…to show that the black people can be just as entitled black privileged as white people…especially when they are tennis players…a white sport that is so white they force you to wear white…

That’s not to say Serena Williams is a woman, but it is what she’d want you to think showing all this Bruce Jenner tit…

It’s all part of keeping up that illusion that her Testosterone Levels are not too high to be thrown into the men’s league…but we are in an era of no gender, where you choose your gender and if I was a male tennis player, I’d only play against the girls…to ensure being the champion….you know since men and women are equally strong…right?

All this to say – I’m onto you…and that ridiculous ass…

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2016

Sep

Zoey Deutch Side Tit of the Day

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I wonder how Zoey Deutch got the job…or why Zoey Deutch was invited to the event…or why Zoey Deutch is known for being Juliet Martin on The CW television series Ringer, Maya Bennett on the Disney Channel television series The Suite Life on Deck, and Rose Hathaway in the 2014 film Vampire Academy. I wonder how many creepy dads forced to watch shit TV have jerked off to Zoey Deutch….probably a lot of them…because that’s how these girls get so famous….I’m talking to you Bella Thorne….who without creepy dads, I’d never know…

And I guess without Zoey Deutch’s dad…and her mom…Lea Thompson…Caroline in the City…a big show…to follow up to her Howard the Duck cult following…which is code for – she grew up in the industry, family and friends are in the industry, they recruited her into the industry because they like supporting their own…and she’s showing side tit in the industry to help continue the money train that was given to her…

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2016

Sep

Emma Watson Picture of the Day

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Here’s BORING pic of Emma Watson, but she looks like she’s grabbing her tits, talking about her tits, and tits are a wonderful thing…even when she’s not talking about tits or grabbing her tits…and I just read way too much into this shit…

All this to say, Emma Watson tit creeps me out, because I know you weirdos jerking off to it are people who have been waiting to see her topless since the first started watching her in Harry Potter….when she was 12. Real loyal fans into Wizards and Magic Wands…and waiting for pussy to ripen…like the creepy neighbor who looks at your 10 year old daughter with a glimmer in his eye…not a full on child molesting rapist, just a loyal pervert who has the skills of miss cleo, RIP, to pretend the level of perfecting this bitch will become when she’s legal…because they are lie abiding citizens…it’s just too bad the law isn’t 12 years old like sci-fi/fantasy

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2016

Sep

Shailene Woodley Greasy Tits of the Day

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If you’re wondering why Shailene Woodley got kicked out of the new Spiderman Movie….it’s because she doesn’t shower.

I’ve seen her accept an award for playing a dying person, she seemed pretty intense…something that I guess took all her energy and effort forcing her to never wash again….

But she is an Oscar Nominee apparently, so that means she gets industry respect, work, and they invite her to events despite the whole being unshowered…

She’s not hot, but has sloppy looking tits, I guess that happens when you’re the kind of girl who doesn’t shower, you don’t really do much in terms of fitness or beauty..and just own it….and all this greasy hair makes me want to do is sniff her thick hipster bush…I’m an animal and believe in pheromones..and sniffing out fertility and all the other great things you can tell from an unwashed pussy…because I am disgusting as her hair..

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2016

Sep

Claudia Galanti Toopless Beach of the Day

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I don’t know who Claudia Galanti is…but she must be very important because she can afford fake tits and more importantly…paparazzi to come take pics of her like she matters when we all know she doesn’t matter – at least not in America…at least not unless she’s a fashion icon, a social media influencer, showing us her understanding of beachwear…you know the best way to outfit a skinny, zombie like, terrifying stripper corpose…in a bikini…

I am not a fashion magazine, but to perverts like me…this is fashion…and cheesy sugar baby looking bitches like this…fuck fashion week…fuck these fashion models…when really you should just be paying to fuck GALANTI…like the bowl of Gelato she sounds like….

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2016

Sep

Shannon Elizabeth Lives of the Day

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I am posting this Shannon Elizabeth at an event looking old and boring – because I guess that’s what happens when you’re forced into retirement after being a set of hot fake tits on a hot body in a really dumb fucking movie that defined a generation of what are now 40 years old after creating a fucking ton of money for the creators of the franchise that gave the world Shannon Elizabeth…and I guess the other stars that went onto do big things…except for Shannon Elizabeth…

She was all the rage. People celebrated her….but unlike Rat Cow…her tits that made her viral but didn’t didn’t survive the internet age of social media….and I guess it’s just nice to be reminded of how important a bitch must feel at a certain stage in the game…only to have it pulled the fuck away from her…and maybe this is what she wanted, the life she wanted, cash in and get out..or maybe she’s sad about it…but based on the level of tit being shown, I think I better leave right now.

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2016

Sep

Sofia Vergara Doing Helium of the Day

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I guess I should do posts, even though all this content is available everywhere on the internet and I am a day late on fetish videos for the juvenile and annoying schoolyard freak Jimmy Fallon….where he gets big Colombian tits to speak after huffing a balloon like it was Nitrous…or something that actually fucks her up enough to a state of date rape…because Jimmy Fallon is a fucking creep being that dancing monkey approach to late night tv…

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2016

Sep

Australian Junkie Gets Australian Blowjob on Train and Other Videos of the Day

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41 Second Rubik Cube Romanian 6 Year Old – Training for the Circus

Couple Defend their Paper Towel During a Home Invasion

Dude Jumps off a Tower…for 80k Viewers…

Tram VS a Woman

Man and Woman Rob Compton Gas Station

Topless Store Clerk

Car Robber…

Cop VS a Robber

Teacher Makes Students Destroy Phones in Water…

Naked Woman Busted for Sleeping with Husband

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2016

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I find it interesting that girls get more angry with me when I ask them to tell me about their lives, their story, you know genuinely showing interest in what they do and what they like….than when I ask them for nudes…both situations are equally mad…maybe it is because I ask them unsolicited, like a door to door sales man dropping off flyers in the your mailbox, like when they are in restaurants on dates, in line, on the street, sitting in the park..I’m just trying to get a solid sample to support all my research that proves…I just make girls angry…maybe because I don’t call them “womyn”…who cares…

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The Best Swearing in Film
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Tom Brady and his Tranny Gisele at Some Bullshit
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Flashback Friday – Corey Feldman’s Dance from Today Show
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Hot Dog and Hamburger Had Sex
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2016

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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Talking dick pics with girls is ok, because girls love talking about dicks – whether it’s how disgusted they are by them – or how big they like them…girls love dick…it’s an animalistic thing…but it can get pretty confusing because girls are inconsistent…and if you accidentally introduce yourself to the wrong college aged social justice warrior who you don’t know is a social justice warrior she will rudely tell you to fuck off before you even get to the dick pic conversation – even if you’re doing the dick pic research for a paper on feminism…because they view you as an entitled male, a caveman, approaching them on their cigarette break to sexualize them and be a predator towards them…so much so that they’ll write a status about it on their Facebook page…while that same man hating girl can just as easily be the kind of girl who will drop her pants and show you her labia just because it is empowering…and she does it on webcam overnight…it’s all dependant on how you meet her..it’s rough vagina waters out there to navigate….real rough…but beneath the surface..they are all the same daddy issues…for your mouth…it’s a scientific fact. I read it in National Geographic…

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Hillary Clinton on Between Two Ferns…Interesting Strategy in a Campaign…
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Brad Pitt – Child Abuser
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Penelope Cruz Tits in Yellow
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Hugh Grant Gets Hard Filming Sex Scenes
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RC Crash Video
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Bar Refaeli Hot in Lingerie
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How the Hubble Changed History
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Emma Watson – Titty Grab Pose
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Ukrainian Prankster VS Gigi Hadid
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Base Jump in a Church in Belgium…
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Lea Michele – Tight Pants
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Madison Beer’s Boyfriend Arrested for Shoplifting
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Every iPhone Ever Compared
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Sofia Vergara Tight Dress
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Jared Leto to Be Andy Warhol for an Oscar
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Ariany Celeste Butt SHot
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Megan Fox is Co-Owner in Fredrick’s of Hollywood Now
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Robot Lawnmower VS a Moose
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Jessica Simpson Sturdy
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Madison Beer in a Tank Top with Big Tits
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Alexis Arquette had HIV for 29 YEars
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Em Rat Cow in Jeans
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Katie Price Jordan See Through
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Johnny Depp’s House was Awesome
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Lindsay Lohan Got Paid 850k to Do an Interview….about her Evil Boyfriend
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Kendall Jenner Butt Shot
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Kim K Naked on Snapchat
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