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2016

Sep

Gigi Hadid See Through for Fashion Week of the Day

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Gigi Hadid is not as hot as her sister, but without Gigi Hadid there would be no sister, so in a way she’s the leader of the family…I mean after her reality show stage mom and rich father, since they created this mini, bootleg but more fashionable Kardashian empire…just what the world needs, more cheesy half arab rich kids from LA to star in campaigns or walk runways as fashion models…

I don’t find them hot, I don’t find them intersting, I don’t find their story impressive, I don’t like that the media feeds into this instead of finding talent that aren’t rich LA people. I think it’s easy for someone to look good when the have the budget to look good…and I doubt either of them have anything interesting or substantial to offer…it’s a pile of nonsense…

But when they show their tits, and they all show their tits, it’s a thing…that Gigi is doing for her runway show the other day…full fucking tit…still big enough despite having slimmed the fuck down from the big girl she started out as…and it’s hard to really hate on a good thing…when it’s a good thing…and this is a good thing…even if everything else about them is garbage…

But this is the biggest thing that’s happened today…in famous for whatever reason tits..so take it in…

Maybe you prefer her camel toe..in Italy…because her camel toe has a better life with more access than you…

Maybe you want to watch the actual fashion show scene…

I am more into her getting picked up by the Ukrainian Prankster…

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2016

Sep

Lady Gaga Possible Pussy Flash of the Day

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Lady Gaga is trying to do what she can to increase her record sales I guess, because Lady Gaga who is arguably a talented songwriter because she knows how to produce hits, or maybe she’s just a contrived record industry product designed to reach the gay audience like a Madonna, but who went too far with her act as a performance artist that everyone felt like she was shit, or maybe she came at us too strong..and got annoying…but whatever it is she’s using shameless bottom feeding for attention tactics to get seen, or in the media, and it’s weird…but not in a weird she can spin into her being just so creative and interesting…but weird in a it would make me uncomfortable or embarrassed for her and the awkwardness she brings if I actually cared to look into this deeper than I just did…

Good timing since her video just dropped…and 7 million people part of her cult watched…

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2016

Sep

Hilary Duff Big Mom Tits of the Day

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I didn’t give a fuck about Hilary Duff when she was the Miley Cyrus or the Bella Thorne or whatever the 17 year old turned 18 year old of the moment is…

Which I like to think proves that I am not like most American Men who are obsessed with youth because it reminds them of their glory days when they were too young to fuck the girls from their high school didn’t want to fuck them…all youthful and tight bodied…and all that other good stuff that makes men seek pure, untouched, even when it is touched youth..they all fuck at 12…

Teen is the biggest category in porn besides tranny…and I think it all has to do with the 18 being legal…because if you were allowed to fuck 16 year olds like Canadians are…you wouldn’t because they are annoying…not to mention..they know how to fuck better than you and you could never satisfy them with your old gross half limp micro cock…these girls grew up on porn and have standards…and expectations…that their classmates can provide…

But for some reason, in her 30s, a mom, a divorcee who got back with her baby daddy…bigger, thicker, sturdier bustier, Hilary Duff…is amazing to me. I don’t get it…but I’ll still look at it…because some things don’t need to be understood…

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2016

Sep

Bar Refaeli 2 Weeks After Baby Making of the Day

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Big titty Bar Refaeli gave birth a couple of weeks ago and this is rumored to be her post birthing photo of her milk filled tits to ensure to her fans that she hasn’t gone and destroyed her fucking self with the kid…she’s just destroyed her pussy, but that doesn’t affect you since you’ll never experience it…and more importantly, it’s quite possible Leo already destroyed that pussy while working on her initial marketing campaign when she was VS Model….just makin’ it in the world as a Jewish woman….the whole world is against..or that’s what the Jews like thinking….even though they run the fucking world…and the hot ones like this…are pretty magnificent…justifying why they are the chosen ones..

If this is 2 weeks post pregnancy…you sloppy bitches are doing shit totally wrong…but then again this could be all angles, she could be a super human, it could be photoshop, it could be lies…since you’re not staring at her…or it could be the survival instinct of the jewish people knowing this is how she makes that money…

Who cares…

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2016

Sep

TITTIES on QVC of the Day

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I don’t watch TV, but I like stories that involve a permanent infomercial channel that makes billions of dollars a year off people I assume are living in trailer parks and have access to a credit card to consume as much material goods they can possible consume…to feel like they are complete…or that they are contributing members of society…because why save your money, it’s not like you can bring it with you to the grave, and even if you make 10 dollars an hour, or if you’re on welfare, you deserve the luxuries of see through bras…which is the real reason I like this story…the fit model they use to sell to the masses who haven’t heard of the internet…with her massive tits…with hard nipples that are totally exposed on ddaytime TV…is fucking awesome…even if she’s chubby, she the good kind of chubby where the camera man focuses on her tits…the Kate Upton of QVC…magical…

They also sell Cameltoes…

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2016

Sep

Jessica Simpson Big Titties of the Day

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Jessica Simpson is the third in my “Thursday Skinny Famous Rich Girls Turning Fat Only to Go Back to Skinny Enough Because Skinny is Wonderful and Fat is Disgusting and Kills – Despite what Loud Fat Chicks Tell You” or #TSFRGTFOTGBTSEBSIWAFIDAK-DWLFCTY for short…

Basically – Jessica Simpson isn’t what you’d call a skinny bitch, because her tits are bigger than your fucking head and always have been, but she’s far more fit than she was during her fat years, because fat years happen to people, they get lazy, they start eating and don’t stop, because being fat, lazy and a slop is pretty laid back and goodtimes…until you die, or can’t get off said couch to get more donuts…so whether Jessica Simpson wanted to be skinny or if it was paid for by weight watchers doesn’t matter…because she did it..and was lucky enough in her middle age…mom age…to keep the big tits that have probably aged…but that are still massive and thus wonderful enough….in some exposed bra outfit that screams “look at my tits”…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE VERY NOT EROTIC BRA PICS CLICK HERE

If that’s not enough or exciting enough for you….SEE HER ON THE STREET LOOKING STURDY CLICK HERE

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2016

Sep

Pixie Lott in a Bikini of the DAy

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Pixie Lott has nipple she’s shown a few time – because that’s trendy and mainstream…but today it is in a bikini…what assholes….those nipples…

She is Ibiza on some vacation – that I guess is the closing party for Ibiza for the season like some club kid…because she is likely a club kid…and like all club kids of this EDM era…is terribly bro, frat, mainstream…that’s why DJs are the new rockstars of our generation making 200k a gig…weird.

She’s some 25 year old, rich and famous, started when she was 18 as a popstar in the UK and she’s got a tight little body… So what drugs she’s doing in Ibiza to dance all night doesn’t really matter…because ultimately..who gives a fuck…about her, her music or really anything she does beyond getting naked or half naked…looks good to me…

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2016

Sep

Ashely Benson and her Birthing Hips Lost Weight of the Day

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Ashley Benson is another fat chick who is less fat than she was when she was cocky and at her fattest…it’s something that seems to have happened in the last 4 or 5 years, where they’ve been celebrated for their big tits, and the rest of them totally ignored and unnecessary…before eventually realizing that being fat is disgusting and that they have the opportunity to not be fat…and just because america is fat and celebrates fat – doesn’t mean that they have to be fat too…

So even with her big birthing hips, she’s clearly been slimming out, and I like to celebrate that…because I am not a fan of fat chicks, save them for the girls we marry not the girls we connect to in TV and jerk off to…so we should give a high five, a keep up the good work, a who cares if your tits are smaller…you still have a pussy and a pussy is the source of the human experience…that looks better when there’s no gut hanging the fuck over it….

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2016

Sep

Kate Upton Plays Tennis of the Day

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Kate Upton is losing weight, trying to get into fighting shape, because I guess she knows she went a little overboard, maybe a little cocky because she was getting work despite her size and people loved her tits despite her size, not that she needed to work…because her great grandfather invented the washing machine…

So I did a little research to see how entitled and bratty this girl is, I mean a Great Grandfather is far enough removed for his wealth to not really impact her…but it turns out the Great Grandfather…created a company called Whirlpool…

Whirlpool did 20 billion dollars in sales last year, sure they are a public traded company, but I don’t see why the UPTON’s would have dropped their piece of the action….and set up generations forever….with trust funds…

Sure her great grandfather owned it with 2 other UPTONs, and had 15 grand kids and 16 great grand kids to share his fortune….and it’s probably all in trust fundds and shit…

But she’s still a connected, spoiled, pile of sloppy overrated fat…no matter how much tennis she plays…or how lean she gets…she’ll always be hype she bought to me…

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2016

Sep

Sarah Jessica Parker Titty Show of the Day

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Sarah Jessica Parker has big sloppy jewish titties…and I guess she always had had those big sloppy jewish titties on her skinny frame that made her horse face something that we could point and laugh at…but not something bad enough to make anyone not want to fuck those tits…

Sure it made Sex and the City, a show that ruined the happiness of women – by telling them to live the life of a Gay Man…hard to jerk off to – because her sex wasn’t hot in the City…but at least there were tits to carry it into a franchise lonely women could relate to…

My only memory of Sex and the City was watching it with some chick I ended up fucking up the ass, before she begged me to cum on her face as the show was still on her TV…distracting me…as I gazed in Sarah Jessica’s face…as I blew my loud…not because of Sarah Jessica Parker…at the time I was disgusted by her…and my dick was in a hot enough skinny chick…but I was sucked into the storyline and multi tasking…and I’m glad we shared that moment SJP…

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