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2016

05

Oct

Hailee Steinfeld’s Bra Through Her Dress of the Day

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A video posted by hailee steinfeld (@haileesteinfeld) on Oct 5, 2016 at 10:32am PDT

Hailee Steinfeld was once an underage actress I am sure at least one of you has masturbated to, mainly because you are perverts, but also because America made sexualizing her illegal, and everyone is drawn to what they aren’t allowed to do…or maybe men are just drawn to underage girls in some unhealthy, obsessive weird way…thinking they are fresh and untouched, even though girls get their periods at 4 years old now, and have sex by 8…with everyone in their class…all thanks to internet porn and hormones in the food…etc

Now she is of age – in big movies and trying to be a pop star – even though she’s relatively uninteresting, but I guess in trying to be interesting she leaned up, is less big and bulky as she was, and is touring fashion week – trying to be fashionable – you know to dial into her bullshit – anyone can be a pop star especially when they have an agent and are in movies – artistry…

Next stop…nipples….but for now all we got is bra.

: Hailee Steinfeld is seen arriving at Valentino Fashion show during Paris Fashion Week Spring/Summer 2017 on October 2, 2016 in Paris, France.

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Here she is in a skirt that is plastic enough for cum to drip off

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Here she is choking herself…because she’s trying to sexualize herself..

A video posted by hailee steinfeld (@haileesteinfeld) on Sep 26, 2016 at 6:15pm PDT

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2016

05

Oct

Rachel Vallori by Randall Slavin of the Day

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Rachel Vallori is a Cuban, Miami based instagram model, who we can assume Donald Trump is not trying to deport, because despite being a hispanic who he thinks is a deplorable criminal who he wants to ship back home to those damn communists, she’s hot, and nude modeling, which is exactly what he’s into and will marry if he needs to…because that’s what all dudes think when it comes to chicks, if they look good, who cares about everything that is wrong with them – because they look good, and you can ignore all that…by looking at them…it’s the basis of most of these models who are hot enough to get rich guys – despite being half retards, using those dudes for money, they look good so who cares..

Well, she’s naked for Randall Slavin, who is or was a LA based creeper who worked for Victoria’s Secret and who I assume uses that working for VS as a way into the eager, CUBAN, pussy that doesn’t want to be shipped back to CUBA so she better get naked for the right people fast to lock it the fuck in…right…

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2016

05

Oct

Carmen Kass Nipple Through Her Shirt for Some Magazine of the Day

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Carmen Kass is some lipless model – who is pushing 40. I’ve never heard of her, because I guess I don’t really care about her, but I did do a little WIKIPEDIA search for you, so when you have your twitter fights with other virgin losers on whatever FORUM you hang out on – because you don’t have any friends…and I found out some fascinating things….like that she was the president of the Estonian Chess Federation from 2004 to 2011…because she’s Estonian..and these communists, along with being tall sex workers in fashion, are also very into chess…it’s how they had a good time back when they didn’t have TVs….so they do military training through boardgames…all strategic and smart, nerdy and hot….all while getting naked for fashion..

Other interesting facts are that she was discovered at 14. Like so many other models…which is creepy…and now at 38….she’s still showing nipple…all strategic and smart….not bad for 38….which is normally really fucking bad…except when it comes with blow jobs…

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2016

05

Oct

Paige Marie Evans Nude for Some Basic Nude Photoshoot of the Day

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Paige Marie Evans reminds us that there will always be girls, hot girls, not even that hot, but hot enough girls, willing to get naked for instagram photographers and fake instagram magazines, during their struggle to the top, to get to the top..

From my extensive research, she’s from Australia, on a quest to nude instagram model, hooker, prostitute herself to rich guys, so that American dreams can come true, so that she can be in LA with all her LA connects, getting ACAI bowls, or JUICE FREEZES, or Salads, California fucking loves salads…where they can spend their days taking selfies, with other professional selfie takers, for pervert brands that have management that want to fuck them, or at least see them naked on promo shoots, and the whole thing is so fucking dumb…but here are her tits, which are part of my seeing every tit ever made in Australia…a dream I’ve been working on for years…all from the comfort of my piss stained, aids ridden couch…magic.

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2016

05

Oct

Anna Kendrick Mouth of the Day

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Anna Kendrick may be a celebrated actress, who does all kinds of roles, from shitty comedy, to more serious things, because that’s what celebrated actors do. There’s usually no reason for them being celebrated actresses, other than that their mom is Goldie Hawn , or someone else in the industry….but for some reason, the industry has decided she’s one of the top 10 most hireable, one of the top 10 highest paid, all while having a stupid fucking mouth.

It makes no sense to me…both her mouth and her career…but it exists and who am I to question the authority of media that distracts us as the government does all kinds of fucking up things…

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2016

05

Oct

Catherine McNeil Tits of the DAy

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I have some Australia FETISH I am destined to track down and stare at every single TIT created in Australia….I like how trashy they sound and are while drunk and taking as much dick as they can in a bikini looking fit….Australia…it is my life work….and when pictures like this happen, knowing that my life work is documenting all TITS from Australia, you have no choice but to assume they are a sign for the Australian TIT Gods….you have no choice but to assume that me, some loser, obese, mexican in Canada, is connected to all Australia tits at a higher level, with higher purpose…

This Australian is named Catherine McNeil…she has been modeling since she was 14…which would seem criminal if the photo studio was in my basement and the photographer was Roman Polanski…..but he prefers bathrooms…and modeling at 14 would probably explain why she’s a lesbian, all strippers exploited by men fucking hate men even if they still fuck men…I mean that or because lesbian is good for business….either way – AUSTRALIA TITS…

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2016

05

Oct

Anna Ewers-Rhymes with Sewers in Terry Richardson’s Most Boring Shoot Ever of the Day

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I was having sex all morning, with someone who isn’t my wife, because she’s out of town and I take advantage of my freedom as a men who believes in true love and romance, as long as it is not with my wife should…

So I haven’t really been paying all that attention to see what the Kardashians are up to in their latest publicity stunt bullshit robbery, or that the VP in the Trump Camp looked like an Elf on the Shelf…because I did watch the debate you shouldn’t care about, but I am still rooting for Trump because it’ll really upset so many people I hate…like all of Hollywood..

But I did come across these pics of Anna Ewers Rhymes with Sewers, a nude model who now does VS, so she’s gone from nude, to fashion, to promo model with mainstream success….and they annoyed me, I like being annoyed, if I wasn’t annoyed I’d have nothing to write about…and I’m annoyed because she’s not naked, cocky while not exciting cock, and the pics are by creeper Terry Richardson…without any level of creepy, and thus no substance, because I guess when you’re a sell out bitch, you go soft to get work…because this shit is soft…and so should you be…

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2016

05

Oct

Bottomless Woman on a Vehicle and Other Videos of the DAy

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White Woman Pepper Sprayed By Cops While Restrained is a New Fetish

Road Sign Celebrating the End of Construction

Terrifying Truck Accident

Crazy Jumper

Cops Kill Black Guy with a Gun – What Jerks

Airbag Fail

Contoversial Race Car

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2016

05

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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When I find out some of the “famous people” some of the nastiest girls I know have had sex with…I always feel surprised..it’s like why do I have higher standards than these celebrities rolling through town…but then I realize I don’t…because those nasty girls aren’t offering me sex and I’m not turning them down…

I am bush…

Girls Rooting for their Team…Sports Bitches Like Being Fucked
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Halle Berry Didn’t Fuck Ric Flair
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Andre the Giant in Movies is Amazings
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The Rock Does Commentary on his First Wrestling Match
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Frances Bean Cobain is Hoarder
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Survivor Kourtney Kardashian Spandex
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Eiza Gonzalez Covering Her Ass Getting into Car
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Big Stupid Tits
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Kristen Stewart in a Lesbian Jacket…
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2016

04

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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The amount of women who blindly offer me sex over the internet is amazing. I am always confused, blown away and I almost believe them because kids these days are perverts and easy as fuck…so I always entertain the idea for a minute, even though I don’t trust them, and assume they are out for money, or they going to try to rape, rob, and or give me aids with their weird puppet masters….So I just try to squeeze as many vagina pics as I can out of them, before they send me their price lists, knowing that they are trying to be more clever then me, but he who gets the most pussy pics…holds the gold…I always give them my asshole neighbor’s address…so I can watch it all go down….good times…no one but I care about…

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Firm Buns – Wide Cleavage – What?
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Madison Beer – Youthful Bra Top Tits
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Brittney Palmer – Abs
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Arnie and Tabloid Son
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Ben Stiller Had Secret Prostate Cancer Surgery….Sneaky….But Now He’s Talking About It…
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Skydiver on the Ultimate Swing
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Kristen Stewart in a Lesbian Power Suit
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Mirande Kerr Big Fake Tits
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Farrah Abraham wants to be a Sex Educator
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My Girl Phoebe Price – See Through Shirt – Hot Granny TITS
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Ric Flair Had Sex with Halle Berry
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The Kardashian Heist is Probably an Inside Job…Obviously
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Mandy Moore Sold her 3 Million Dollar House – Jerk Off to Her Furniture she Probably Fucked On…
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Slippery When Wet
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Kristen Stewart Shows Off her Legs…
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Slutty Celebs Promoting Halloween
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Best Chocolate Edible I Ever Ate
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Stranger Things in 8 Bit
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Guy in Pink Tutu Joins National Guard
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Hot Girls Tugging on Clothes
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Britney SPears oN TV
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Scarlett Johansson’s Headband is Silly..
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Idiots Didn’t Look in his Rear View Mirror
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Giada De Laurentiis in a Magazine….Cuz She’s a Rich Kid…
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Epic Hat Trick Shots
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Jennifer Lawrence Tit Tease / SPread Asshole
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Girls in Sports Bras…
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Some Hot Bikinis Girls
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Taylor Hill Looking Hot in Lingerie Dress – All Titties Out and Shit
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Some Funny Fails…
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Thanks Daddy – Frances Cobain VS Johnny Depp – A Retrospective – But Not Really
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My Girl Shailene Woodely Big Tits
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Amber Rose – Still a Public Slut
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Amber Rose is Such a Slut
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Amy Adams Shitty Beach Photos
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Green Eyed Girls…
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Page 3 Girl of the Day
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Chicken Playing Piano
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Andre the Giant in Film…
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Lindsey Vonn – naked Skiing
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Sexy Filipino Slut Actress Busted in Selling Drugs – SO GOOD
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Demi Lovato VS Taylor Swift
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day – By Me…
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Squirter of the Day
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Some Naked Chick in a Cheesy Photoshoot – tO Remind you of 90s porn
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Naked Cuban Model for GQ
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PUSSY RUB
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LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD – DISTURBING ART FILM
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Unwanted Facials
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CHEESY NUDE PHOTOSHOOT
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BIG Tits in Fitness Gear
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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