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2016

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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So far…my sex cult has been a fail…I realize it’s hard to recruit easy to influence girls who feel empty and need someone like me to show them the way…if you approach girls in person they assume you’re a rapist out to kill them…not someone trying to save them with his sex cult…and if you have a tinder profile like my profile….the girls who swipe right are usually just there to tell me how disgusting I am…how I am a misogynist…even though I am a feminist…and the whole foundation of this sex cult is feminism…obviously…

Instead I sit at home alone and dream of greatness because dreams are better to not have come true…because then you won’t have any dreams anymore…and you might as well be dead…in your soul…like me….and your Sex Cult is your beacon of hope…that will never happen…because it’s better a fantasy…knowing the kind of girls who would join my sex cult…they’d be disgusting and we’d have to turn it to the non-sex cult….

Here are some stepLINKS in the Morning That You Should Click…

A Bunch of Slutty Selfies
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Slackline Insanity…
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Donald Trump’s Fat Shaming Victim – Miss Piggy – Miss Housekeeper….
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Update on Jake Gyllenhaal’s Crotch
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Ariel Winter Huge Tits
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Lohan Met Syrian Refugees
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Guy Flushes 240 LBS of Mercury Down Toilet
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Jazzy Glove Compartment
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Girls Supporting Sports Teams…and by Girls I Mean Sluts
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Owen Wilson and Young Pussy
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Traffic Cop of the Day
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The World’s Largest Elevator – The Video…
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2016

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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I have a friend who feels the urge to fuck, pulls up tinder, finds a chick to fuck, often times a 20 year old who is hot…they are out there..I’ve been there…but lately, as a masked dude with a site they don’t read or care about, in my 40s, I just get yelled at by feminists…

One girl asked me “why are there only hot skinny white girls on your instagram”…so I said “why are there only fat gender ambiguous. shit colored what I assume is a girl based on the fat tit girls on your instagram”….because she is the only girl on her instagram…and that’s the only joke I have…

Turns out…Selena (her name was Selena) and I aren’t getting married anytime soonHere are some stepLINKS..

Sluts Tugging on Clothes
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Reporter of the Day
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Lindsey Pelas Big Tits..
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How they Make McDonald’s Chicken McNuggets
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ScarJo Does the Hillary Clinton and It is Terrifying
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Britney Spears – Sweaty
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Owen Wilson and a Young Slut in a Bikini
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Elsa Pataky Short Shorts
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4 Dollar Burger VS 777 Dollar Burger
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The 5 Hottest NFL Cheerleaders
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Daisy Lowe Thong in a See Through
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2016 Obama Chats with 2009 Obama
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Emily Blunt in T-Shirt
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One Blunt – One Breath
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Sara Underwood Bare Ass
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Rihanna in Concert
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Jake Gyllenhaal’s Crotch According to Tom Ford
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Which Color of Dominoes is the Fastest
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Victoria Justice in a White Shirt
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Miranda Kerr Cleavage
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More Miranda Kerr Titties in a Dress
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Audi Presidential Debate
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Hot Hilary Duff in a Tight Shirt
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Just a Dude and His Pet Kangaroo
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Eva Greene in a Red Possibly See Through Dress
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Sluts in Glasses
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Rob Kardashian Tweeted Kylie’s Number Cuz He’s Mad…or Some Bullshit
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Taylor Marie Hill in a See Through Outfit
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Elsa Pataky in a Blue Bikini
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Random Tumblr Porn
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Free Cam Shows Everyday and Everynight
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Layla London Has Huge Tits and Gets Naked
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Italian Diver Topless…
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Big Tits on the BEach
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Clips of Slutty Girls Being Sluts…GET THEM
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Ass Eating
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Naked Chick with Big Tits
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SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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Big Tits Slapping Around
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Hot Slut Named Riley
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2016

Sep

Ashley Olsen in a Swimsuit of the Day

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I’ve never been big on the Olsen twins, but I like bathing suits…and The Olsen Twins are so fucking rich, I don’t think it matters that they are in bikinis or bathing suits, they are barely human, just enigmas who lived some weird sheltered life, who never saw the sun, almost alien specimens…..

They do date a marry really old dudes who give old dudes everywhere hope that they too can find young, even though they are in their 30s, skinny…they are definitely still skinny…weirdo rich people to love…and babysit…and deal with what I assume are annoying tantrums…but I could be wrong…they may be robots…robots that have what look like decent asses…

: Ashley Olsen hot ass in sexy swimsuit in Antibes, France 14x HQ photos celebpic.org

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2016

Sep

Charlize Theorn has Expired of the Day

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Risky Business…I don’t know if Charlize Theron did this for a movie roll, to have fun with her image and to eat all she could because she gets paid well – or if this is what Charlize Theron at 40 looks like…but I’ll assume that no one in Hollywood looks like this, not a South African model who has relied on her looks her whole life…and that this is just being cocky, assuming she’ll be able to lose it…that’s just how far she’ll go for that oscar….

I prefer that before her mom sent her to America because they were on their own, her dad was violently killed by the mom, because South Africa, and left this one on her own to fend for herself and to win at life….she stated with Playboy, an issue I saw because I’d always catch my roomamate at the time jerking off to it….and eventually met a producer in a bank who she was more than willing to fuck just to get work…getting her work that paved the way for her to be an Oscar winner….and look at her now…looking like every mom at the grocery store I don’t want to fuck…that my whole life screamed at me to never knock a bitch up and get stuck with them lookin’ like this…

A real success story of an African girl and her American tream….like the other African stories I’ve heard…from 12 Years as a Slave…to that one Oprah was in…Africa and the American dream are close friends…

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2016

Sep

Ariel Winter Tits Out of the DAy

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Fatty Ariel Winter and her fatty re-shaped tits…that were so fat she had to get them surgically altered because they repulsed her…has found a new life at 18 because I guess she’s not in contract with her parents…as someone with sex appeal.

I am not too sure how that happened, but we can blame the sitcom that she was on and the perverts who still watch network TV and liked her tits they probably tried to cover up…enough to make her think she had to chop them off…

But now, like all fat girls who remove 20 pounds of titty, she’s owning it. loving it, because they don’t hit her stomach like a couple sloppy half filled sausages, and are perky enough while still growing…with nipples aiming to the sky, rather than nipples you can’t find because they re too stretched out over a massive tit…

It’s not exciting, but it’s youthful, it’s confident even if he sex appeal confuses me….people apparently like it…and I don’t know why…but it’s not up to me to decide what the future in sex appeal is, and what I find trash…all fat and sloppy and nothing I’d ever fantasize about – mainly cuz of the face..but also cuz of the rest of her being disgusting…is another man’s gold…

Realize we live in TINDER World where hot as fuck 20 year olds will fuck old as fuck impotent dudes for the hell of it…and because they haven’t eaten in three to four days….and I promise them food. I’m a hero like that…

We don’t need celebrities like this at all, but we really don’t need them getting in the way or influencing those hot girls to become fat girls like the girls they see on TV…

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2016

Sep

Mariah Carey Dancing to Her Own Song in a Sheer Dress of the Day

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Mariah Carey is in Mykonos, living on her yacht with her very rich fiance who is on a yacht of his own – in what you’d call modern billionaire living…so progressive.

I guess there’s some kind of tax evading “I live on a yacht in international waters” going on here…but what the fuck do I know about any of that…I just fund seeing the weathered, old, tired, crazy mom all chubby and dancing in a sheer dress to her own music on some level of narcissism that I’d expect from her…but that creeps me the fuck out…and that is why I had no choice but to post it…it’s legendary weirdness…

That said, I am more interested in Miss Colombia 2016 on her Mykonos Trip….

VIA MYKONOS LIVE TV

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2016

Sep

Irina Shayk and Guinevere van Seenus and Others for W Magazine Military of the Day

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W Magazine put out this photoshoot – that includes a bunch of models, most importantly Irina Shayk and in a distant second place Guinevre van Seenus, because Irina Shayk is everything and based on all my low level research – I’ve concluded this Russian knows how to fuck…but we’ll never find out, she’ll just get married, pregnant and taken care of with a great pre-nup, but one thing these girls don’t fuck with is their retirement plan from the rich man they fuck…

So these tits are considered porn on my site, because they are set in an orgy setting, and their are tits…

But big brands love it on W Magazine because it’s mainstream media, this is edgy, it’s pushing the boundary, it’s relevant, it’s social commentary…based on the military…make love not war…or maybe play dead and the enemy won’t kill you…or who the fuck cares how they spin this…all these idiots are sitting at the right table…and I’m sitting in the kitchen jerking off in their Entrees…

Via W Magazines

Via W Magazines

Posted in:Guinevere van Seenus|Irina Shayk

2016

Sep

Pregnant Fitness of the Day

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New Fetish!

I think everyone needs a mid day moment of activity…you know to get inspired to get off your ass and screen to get your heart pumping more intensely than when you jerk off all day…and what better way to do it than by watching an Asian bitch who is built like me – but clearly stronger, more fit…and an inspiration to us all…whether to not make excuses…or to just jerk off to pregnant chicks doing gym stuff – because if it’s not your pregnant girl…it’s better

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2016

Sep

Claudia Schiffer in Sweaters of the Day

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Claudia Schiffer and her angular, structured, strong, face…did a campaign for sweaters…because she’s 100 years old, still skinny, but grandmother aged, the grandmother of top models, and there is very little grandmother’s like more than Sweaters…

I don’t really understand how Claudia Schiffer has such fresh and youthful, almost robotic skin…that could be from good lighting, photo and make-up, she is professional…or maybe good photoshop because she is working with pros, or maybe it’s just her plastic surgery because she’s a model, superficial and vapid….rich from their looks and their looks alone…

I like to think it’s Nazi programming from Nazi Germany science…that people don’t seem to remember was only 70 years ago….a long time maybe…but it’s not like their science didn’t go anywhere…or create this…in the 70s or 60s when she was born…

I remember the 90s…and jerking off to her in Playboy because I liked her German Aryan vibe more than the other bitches of the era like Momma Africa Naomi Campbell and Miss America Cindy Crawford…so this sweater campaign is hilarious to me…

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2016

Sep

The Side Tit of Bella Thorne’s Tit Analysis of the Day

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Bella Thorne decided to take a pic of the side of her perky, possibly fake tit, but maybe not fake…since most redheads I know have big tits, I figure it’s part of their breed’s survival so that people fuck them – and don’t run off scared that they will get their soul eaten by their super redhead strength as these redheads do…there is a reason they were killed off historically after being seen as the devil’s child…the hair color is too inhuman to make sense…

That said…Bella Thorne decided to take a pic of the side of her perky tit saying some shit like “i’m not posting too much of my tit, I’m not a whore showing off my tit, and it’s not even my tit my parents own it and milk it like my little babies I’ve aborted, because they bought them for me to slut out with”….

Which is like a dude with a huge dick posting pics of his huge dick saying “look how small my dick is”….only with tits…and any tits…being played off as being subtle tit…is still tit I’ll look at…so keep bringing the tit..it’s a great marketing hook. I’m sold..

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