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2016

07

Sep

Lindsay Lohan Erotica Never Ends of the Day

My spirit animal, Lindsay Lohan, my one true friend who abandoned me, is still alive and she wants to remind you that despite leading us to believe she was dead 4-5 years ago…she still exists…and can wear bathing suits….

I guess she’s just resting and preparing to get herself ready for her big comeback, because she’s lazy and hasn’t worked in a decade….but the Oscar win I predicted years ago will happen…unless she actually dies…or continues to mangle her face in protest of being the goddess she was born into being…all self destruction….thanks to being robbed of her childhood…

I like the pose…I figure she got it from this picture….because I we are connected at the soul….

But I guess I like all that Lohan does…that doesn’t involve being dying, just irrelevance…

Here she is in a flower crown from snapchat…

A video posted by Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) on Sep 5, 2016 at 10:33am PDT

And I’m a lifelong fan…

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2016

07

Sep

Tight Pants Chloe Grace Moretz of the Day

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Chloe Grace Moretz is uninspiring. I don’t find her hot or interesting and I don’t think her ass is really not erotic…but it’s an 18 year old ass in leggings…so it should be erotic…but instead it’s just weird looking and not what you’d want from an 18 year old ass…there is just no personality, soul and it doesn’t look tight or perky, or eager to explore the world…ready to take on life…it looks tired and sad….and even non-existent…and there’s not even some moderate vaginal definition, like her leggings aren’t jacked up into her at all and that alone is a total misuses to the leggings, even a disrespectful attitude to how they are supposed to be used, but that’s expected with the whole being an entitled child star her Plastic Surgeon dad funded to go Hollywood….

Spoiled girls just can’t be bothered – until they start seeing their celebrity dwindle…then they’ll do anything to get it back…and if I was into Chloe Grace Moretz, like the creeps who haven been into her since she was a kid, I’d suggest we all ignore her, to get more effort out of her, but her weirdo fans can’t help following the girl in movies they are awkwardly and creepily obsessed with…

I mean couldn’t she have given us a little pee stain – or anything…this is just dull…

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2016

07

Sep

Big Girl Kate Upton in Glamour Magazine of the Day

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Big Girl Kate Upton – has been working out – because I guess she’s tired of being told she’s too big, fat and awkward shaped by the haters…while realizing by cross referencing her savings account…not her trust fund account because her grandfather invented the modern Washing Machine….and she has evidence that she’s not too fat to get work, she got paid, people hired her, she worked everyday – and now her retard, terrible acting skills are being put into movies…her real passion….because movies need random big titty hot chicks…

What she doesn’t realize is that she was fat, dudes just don’t care as long as there are big tits…and dudes are still jerking off to pics of her tits…we’re basic like that…and brands are too stupid to realize why people are actually being followed on social media and assume putting them in lipstick campaigns will convert…even though the only people who give a fuck about her are too busy jerking off to her tits to buy lipstick for when they are jerking off to her tits….

Tits she not showing off for this shoot…a terrible attempt at a rebrand…

Posted in:Kate Upton|SFW

2016

07

Sep

Georgia Fowler for For Love and Lemons of the Day

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Georgia Fowler is a New Zealand model, who unlike the hobbits that normally run around in New Zealand, is tall and amazing…

She’s been modeling since she was 12 years old….which is pretty fucking creepy..where were her parents, was her dad taking the pics, or maybe it was the stepdad in their back shed…there’s no reason for a 12 year old to model…ever…

I mean what was she modeling at 12? I’m hoping it wasn’t lingerie…up on some Jon Benet Ramsey shit..but apparently all she models now is Lingerie….and she’s with IMG, probably being cultivated or groomed into modeling for the Evil Underwear brand…

She’s with an actual agency, so don’t confuse her for some instagram model, even though the instagram model makes more money…this one makes more money for creepy dudes who she entrusts with her career.

THis is her shoot for FOR LOVE AND LEMONS – a trendy lingerie brand…and her nipples look good to me…but then again…all nipples look good to me…because I am also a creepy pervert…I just haven’t mastered pimping unassuming girls for commerce…

All this to say, I got Georgia on my mind…or at least her peachy..dripping…cunt…

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2016

07

Sep

Ali Michael Topless for V Magazine of the DAy

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Ali Michael is a hipster model who is constantly naked. She has never really hit that big – but she still exists and she still gets booked for editorials and campaigns…she’s just one of the thousands of interchangeable bitches….but in trying to break through…at 26….

She’s been in the game for a long time….her first modeling gigs happened in 2006…and the most exciting shit about her happened around that time – when she was told she was too fat to be at Fashion week, they said her legs were too plump…and her reaction was developing an eating disorder where she got down to 106 pounds and more interestingly – she didn’t get her period for 12 months…HOT…

I guess she’s gone onto hipster shit, she did Playboy a few months ago, the new non-nude Playboy that I posted but I’m too busy to link to…and here she is in some solid photos…perfectly weird…showing them tits…making me want to eat a salad, or toss her salad..you know has been tossed a lot already….

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2016

07

Sep

Irina Shayk for Glamour Russia of the Day

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Irina Shayk, our favorite Russian Spy, who may just be a Russian Model, using Russian Spy tactics to set up a solid retirement for herself, by pretending to love the rich A List men she publicly dates, both in public while holding their hands, probably something difficult for a Russian seeing as they have no souls…and through the sex she gives them – that is clearly good enough for them to not escape her….

I mean, her first A-Lister was Ronaldo…and he doesn’t really count since he’s a homo and she was his beard he helped create in exchange for being his beard…but Brad Coooper could fuck anything and chooses her…so she must be special, or she must be a fucking sorcerer who eats and destroys testicles and men making free choices to fuck her and run….by making them come back for more…until they knock her up..

These pics are boring…but she’s pretty much the hottest bitch out there…so boring or not…they are still good..

Posted in:Irina Shayk|SFW

2016

07

Sep

Christina Milian Crotch Shot of the Day

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Christina Milian is pretty shameless – and the whole thing is funny to me. There is no reason why a 30 something year old mom with a lot of fucking money – would need to post a picture of her flashing her cooch in a trench coat, even if she’s just being fun and silly, and even if her actual mom pussy has been censored by an emoji…it’s just weird…on some bootleg Kardashian shit…

I get that she was a one hit wonder who people only cared about because she had a slutty video, but she made bank off that, and with her now ex-husband – THE DREAM…who produced songs like “BABY” by Beiber, Put a Ring on It by Beyonce, Umbrella by Rihanna…and probably a lot of other shit….that pays a nice monthly check to Milian and their kid…she doens’t need to be shameless…but at her core…she fucking loves it..it’s not for the money…it’s for the feedback from her audience…

But this Vegas pool party, party slut, flashing exhibitionism…is actually better knowing that she’s doing it for the love of being a whore…not because she needs to be doing it…

Posted in:Christina Milian|SFW

2016

07

Sep

WTF is Christie Brinkley of the Day

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Uptown girl Christie Brinkley is a lot hotter at 62 that her her ugly kid she’s got with Billy Joel…the suicidal, dark, gothic one named Alexa Ray Joel….but then again she’s a lot hotter at 62 that most 20 years old…and it’s creepy…

Clearly, she’s had plastic surgery, clearly her tits have been lifted or implants have been put in, her hands tell a different story than her face…but she still looks insanely hot…and it’s confusing me…someone who thinks 30 is retirement age for a bitch…

It’s safe to say that she’s just a really vain LA based person who truly believes that her looks are all she’s worth, which is probably true, I mean she was a busty Sports Illustrated bikini model…so in her downtime – all she does is fixate on her looks…and work on her looks…because what else is she to do with that pile of fucking money…and why wouldn’t she…

She makes being menopausal as erotic as it should be, you know not being able to get pregnant is something that could be erotic for those of us into cumming in bitches but never trusting the bitches we cum in, always planning to legally change our names, while keeping enough money for a plane ticket to get to another country fast….the second after she tells you “I’m pregnant and keeping it”….it’s just most menopausal chicks are terrifying…and in ways…I call Peter Pan syndrome…Christie Brinkley is fucking terrifying…it’s just so unnatural…but amazing…

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2016

07

Sep

India Salvor Menuez by Harley Weir for Purple of the Day

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India Salvor Menuez is some hipster in NYC with orange pubic hair, who I can tell by these pictures is pretty fucking annoying in how she intellectualizes the white feminist plight….the kind of girl who does some period art, or who advertisers her orange bush like it’s some kind of artist statement – without realizing that bush is fucking awesome and it’s also NATURAL and normal…something lazy fat people who don’t fuck also have and celebrate…it’s not a fucking socio economic political theory stance to have…

But with that comes some responsibility to get naked as often as she can to get noticed – because she’s got some higher purpose things to say…she’s got a message to get across…and instagram followers to try to collect…because that’s all these people who pretend to have any depth are after…with their shameless narcissism and self promotion…

This isn’t smut – this is art….

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2016

07

Sep

Em Rat Cow in a Bikini of the Day

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I am convinced that Rat Cow is done, over, irrelevant, finished…and bound to fade into obscurity. She’s had her peak, she’s got as far as she can go and she’s not talented enough to carry this to the next level. She’s not creative enough to do good things with her audience. She’s too entitled and a diva and doesn’t realize that she’s just a Tila Tequila…they never realize these thigns….

But the fact is she’s got 7 million fans, so Rat Cow is still really fucking relevant…she’s invited to events, she’s still getting paid by brands and she’s still producing content for the dudes who follow her and jerk off to her are still loving her big tits on her small frame…and the women who like to follow the girls men jerk off to – are all up on her shit….

People just don’t unfollow, so the key to success is get those followers in the first place and you’re set for life – even though you can’t sell your account off like it was a shitty website, you’ll still have companies through you 10k a post…even if you aren’t worth 10k…not even for sex…

I don’t hate Rat Cow…but Rat Cow hates me…and that’s probably what makes me like her better…I love girls who hate me.