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2016

09

Sep

Mariah Carey Takes a Bath of the Day

Mariah Carey took some subtle bathtub pictures because subtlety is what she’s all about…you she’s not a bi-polar lunatic celebrity who has made too much fucking money in her career thanks to dating the old man exec at Sony when she was first starting out, you know the kind of woman who hangs out on yachts probably has a staff of people who feed her and carry her from room to room – because she can…a woman who sings with a diamond studded microphone…all tacky and princess-like…who is now engaged to some billionaire….further securing her princess life…all while starting out as a girl you’d expect to see working the strip club, or living in some trailer park with a tiara on…only unlike those “delusional divas”…or as I like to call them the DDs….this on’e got the money to support her really silly tastes…

She always reminded me of a girl who acts like white trash who won the lottery would act….and now she’s naked for social media…as a 40 year old mom…because that’s how you get noticed…in a world where we get to see first hand how badly these characters like to get noticed….before social media, only people in their immediate circle saw this side of them…now we all get to join in and stare….at them big tits….

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2016

09

Sep

Lady Gaga’s Nipple of the Day

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I was in a cab last night, woman driver, and she was telling he about her life because I am interested in every female’s story, especially a cab driver, and by story, I mean her vagina. I feel like a vagina is like the rings in the tree stump that tells you it’s age and health…

Anyway, in the middle of us talking about her getting knocked up at 18 by a black dude because black dudes like fat girls, she cut me off and said “They are premiering the new Lady Gaga song, we’ll have to stop talking”….I was like “bitch, I haven’t cum to your fat chick interracial teen pregnancy story…what the fuck Lady Gaga you cock block”…

So I was forced into hearing the new song, which was terrible, and the female cab driver, a huge Gaga fan who feels she takes you on a journey and tells a story with her music, hated what she produced…felt it was like cheap 90s dance music, not representative of how good and exciting Lady Gaga normally was to her…

Now I’ve always felt like Lady Gaga was dog shit, a scam, a lie, a marketing manipulation that made a lot of people money…but I have grabbed her ass before she was really famous and she didn’t notice…and she is showing her nipple popping out of her shirt, while wearing short shorts….and thanks to having had work done and being less fat, her mangled, weak chin face…isn’t as offensive as it usually is..but I hate that I’m staring and trying to see if I can see her cunt…I am so weak when it comes to cunt…

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Here’s more….

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2016

09

Sep

Rihanna in Concert of the Day

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This is the ass that Drake butt fucks, making for one very expensive cum fart, you know the far that comes to an ass that has just been cummed in, I’d assume you’d be an expert from when your teacher or relative used to rape you because there is no way people who haven’t been molested are reading this site…

There’s just something about Rihanna, and that thing is not that she lets her men beat her, she just used that to really launch her darker more serious career, but cuz she just speaks to my soul….and by soul I mean penis…and by penis I mean worn out stub of very little flesh….because she knows how to put it all out there since she sold her soul to the devil for a lot of fucking entertainment industry money…

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I still like her Terry Richardson Shoot from yesterday…

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2016

09

Sep

Kate Beckinsale’s Got a Hot Mom Body of the Day

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Kate Beckinsale is killing it…or working it…knowing exactly what she’s got and what people want from her…and it’s amazing…

She has made a career on being this hot bodied babe that all the nerds fucking love. She got cast in one nerd movie, the kind of nerd movie nerds are totally loyal to, and collect every edition released in DVD form, even though no one uses DVDs anymore, but they just like her so much they want anything she’s been featured in…they want two of each. One to watch and One to sit on their self, never accumulating any value cuz that is old technology, but there as a safety, cuz nerds are weird.

And she’s still milking it – while nerds milk themselves to her….

Her daughter is 17 years old…and her daughter’s stepmother is Sarah Silverman…and this whole story and ass don’t make sense….

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2016

09

Sep

Hadassah Richardson Shows Off Her Bolt On Tits of the Day

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Hadassah Richardson is reportedly a model you’ve never heard of, but she was on America’s Next Top model…like so many high profile people who never accomplished shit, like Adrienne Curry, their only success story, and where is she now that her whoring and reality show shamelessness is over…no where…

But Hadassah Richardson…gets it, in this instagram era, and that is that it’s important to show tits…even if they are bolt on tits…everyone’s got bolt on tits these days…it’s part of the Kardashian movement…

Speaking of the Kardashian movement – he’s Ebonee Davis nipples for Kanye’s Fashion show…because we like black nipples and cluster them all together as one…racists…

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2016

09

Sep

Christina Milian Keeps Calling the Paparazzi of the Day

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Sometimes, you just have to stop calling out the shameless narcissist for being out there crying for attention, calling the paparzzi to take pics of her, because being in front of the camera is the only place she feels secure, rocking that audience is all she knows or cares about…

And you jsut have to embrace it and watch it do squats…

Christina Milian doesn’t interest me, her bottom feeding hustle doesn’t interest me, her wanting to be a Kim K doesn’t interest me…her bootleg approach doesn’t interest me…but by the grace of god..I’ll watch her squat…it’s my right…

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2016

09

Sep

Adriana Lima for Victoria’s Secret New Fragrence Ad of the Day

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Adriana Lima was at one point the hottest woman Victoria’s Secret ever recruited, that was probably 20 years ago by now, and in her late 30s, after having a few kids due to catholicism and poor decision making…she’s never fully bounced back and has a serious boxy mom body….that’s not to say she’s not a hot mom, not a fit money, not a low body fat mom, it’s just to say she looks like the middle aged mom she is, but she’s their leader, the den mother, the day shift stripper still going in because the strip club owner feels bad for her, and I guess they need to milk her for what they pay her, and doing video they can’t photoshop was the answer…

But she knows her angles and they know if they edit it like a strobe like to instil epileptic seizures as to not allow people to notice her flaws…..

Here she is doing a terrible interview about the fragrence…

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2016

09

Sep

NASTYA SITEN IS AMAZING of the Day

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NASTYA SITEN is someone who I’ve never heard of before, she’s not that big of a deal, she only has 10,000 followers on her social media and everyone knows you are only as good as your following, in a world where the majority of people are on social media all day, even old people, because it’s a nice distraction from real life experiences…who needs to experience those, all while being a good way to remind yourself how much your life sucks compares to everyone else who is good at giving an illusion of a great life and/or sugar babies who get rich guys to pay for their shit…

But this one NASTYA SITEN…is good, I am in love, I feel like it’s a religious experience, I am spiritually complete, I want to sing her love songs, I want to have her babies, she is everything…we are connected at the soul…we are finally reunited…

Russians…so manipulative with their hotness..

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2016

09

Sep

Gigi Hadid’s Got a Slave of the Day

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Rich people will always have slave labor, whether it is immigrant housekeepers getting paid dog shit to pick up after these idiots, or black umbrella holders she’ll call “her securty” because she’s so fucking important someone may kidnap her and force her to rob banks…or maybe kidnap her and force her into a small room where she has his baby and eventually escapes a broken woman…

Unless that’s not a black employee, a black slave to the white man in this Black Lives matter world…and is actually her boyfriend or Denzel Washington…who can be sure these days…I mean sure she’s not a Kardashian so she’s not necessarily exclusive to the black cock…but it is possible..this is a modern world we live in…

A world, where rich kids can become legit models thanks to their mom being a model…and modeling being a pretty easy fucking job anyone can do…if they are narcissitic and attention seeking enough….

But at least she has tits…

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2016

09

Sep

Mariia Leonardo Nude Hipster Model Shoot of the Day

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I don’t know who Mariia Leonardo is, I don’t even know if she’s a model, I googled her and nothing came up…which would make sense, since that’s the direction a lot of these hipsters are going, they are not using smart phones, they aren’t doing social media, and it seems counter intuitive, but I have a feeling that’s what brands will eventually start going after again…at least I hope so, since social media is bullshit and I fucking hate it..it’s like as long as you know how to market yourself in the most basic of ways, people will buy into your lies….

While I prefer my nude hipsters and I can tell she’s a hipster by the way these pics are laid out…all polaroid-like…also hipster…going back to analog – fuck digital….which I guess in and of itself is bullshit drone behavior, but at least I don’t have to have it shoved down my throat all day…since i only care about when they get actually nude, not implied nude for likes…

Either way, here’s Mariia Leonardo….

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