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2016

31

Aug

Sara Sampaio Topless for GQ Mexico of the Day

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Sara Sampaio is the non-fat ambassador of the modern modeling world. She’s also one of the products being exploited by the EVIL UNDERWEAR BRAND…

I like to think they are up to no good over there at the EVIL UNDERWEAR BRAND head office and that Sara Sampaio is a Portuguese version of Adriana Lima, who coincidently speaks Portuguese…..in what I think could be a clone or a variation of Adriana Lima, where they took her EGG when they first abducted her and made this creature in her image…who has similar face…

The assumption is that they they took the dumpy at 30 fat gene out of….which is why Sara Sampaio is so skinny..

I’ve said this theory before, but no one has listened and it would hurt my feelings – if I wasn’t a sociopath.

TO SEE HER TOPLESS ON A YACHT – CLICK HERE

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2016

31

Aug

Hailey Baldwin’s Deep Stretch of the Day

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Sold her soul to the Kardashians…there is no way they built her up, brought her to all their events, helped create her instagram, pawned her off to Beiber when she was 17 like the MADAMS they are thanks to their mom being less of a Madam and more of a straight up pimp ….and that they aren’t TAKING a cut of this cunt they created…

Not that Hailey Baldwin had a soul, she was just a vapid rich girl who thought she was hot, and now thinks she’s a model, because that’s the struggle these idiots go through – instead of getting an education – they show their Ballet flexibility they still have for their fans which are young dudes who jerk off to them – and make them feel more valued than their dad who is too busy being an egotistical cunt of his own to bother…

I don’t find her hot, but she’s not that bad – and really at least she’s not Ireland – the big bulbous baldwin…

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2016

31

Aug

Emily Didonato for Pop Magazine of the Day

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Emily Didonato may have a dirty ethnic sounding name….but Emily DiDonato is an American Model…something you don’t really see that often…since American Girls have taken a liking to having the wrong kind of eating disorder…you know one fueled by fast food and not starving themselves…forcing the people at Victoria’s Secret to outsource their half naked women….recruiting them from all areas of the world….but I guess every once in a while….a girl like this slips through the cracks…and looks fit, or skinny, like she’s not part of this body positive – even though it’s a negative body – on all aspects of health…and you’re only being positive about it because you’re a lazy cunt…situation…

Here she is in a magazine…

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2016

31

Aug

Emma Roberts Topless for her Towel Series of the Day

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Do you care that Emma Roberts is participating in the TOWEL SERIES by fashion photographer Mario Testino – because it means Emma Roberts is topless in a towel, hiding her nipples..

Or would you be more interested in figuring out a way to get in touch with her, and manipulate her knowing she had no dad growing up, he was too busy being a deadbeat Oscar winning failure…so that she trusts you and feels like she needs you…so that you can turn around and K-Fed her….

Well, all you’re getting is the towel pic…

Fine…and this….SEE EMMA ROBERTS SHOPPING IN A WHITE TANK TOP CLICK HERE

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2016

31

Aug

Iggy Azalea in a Bikini of the Day

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Iggy Azalea is a monster…and a lie…and so is her ass and sexy appeal…

But her friend is naked…also a monster…but a naked one…making her suddenly more authentic than anything IGGY AZALEA…even with all that rugged plastic surgery…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2016

31

Aug

Topless Girls Models for S Magazine Magazine of the Day

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The photographer’s name is Mark Squires …the magazine that may not be an actual magazine is called S Magazine….the models are interchangeable, I can’t recognize any of them, because all these instagram models getting topless in black and white are pretty much the fucking same thing, not a bad thing, it’s a good thing to have naked girls on demand on your social media…it’s just a repetitive thing and they are all one in the same superficial, opportunist, sugar baby – getting naked….in ‘artsy’ pics…

Posted in:Models|Topless

2016

31

Aug

Lucy Hale Has Herpes of the Day

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Lucy Hale is on some pretty little liars show, so by default is very famous – since kids fucking love this pretty little liars show…and the only gossip I have on her, because she virtually doesn’t exist in my world, but for some reason came up in conversation the other day – with someone with a very reputable source…because Hale dated someone she dated…is that Hale has Herpes…

Now I can’t confirm or deny this, and I know every little it girl – on all scales of relevance in the entertainment industry have herpes, it’s a right of passage, but I like to expose the gossip as I get it, I mean what else would I write about Lucy Hale…

The fun thing with herpes claims is that her legal team can sue me – but will have to prove she doesn’t have herpes – and with outfits like this – even if I don’t care for her – she can use my face as the litmus test…SMEAR SMEAR SMEAR “it doesn’t taste like herpes, I’ll take the post down”….

I DON’T KNOW WHAT SHE’S WALKING AWAY FROM, BUT I ASSUME IT’S FROM HER HERPES…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2016

31

Aug

Elizabeth Hurley Still in a Bikini of the Day

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OLD LADY BIKINI BROUGHT TO YOU BY LIZ HURLEY – was the alternate name of this post…because she’s 51 and on the prowl…

I guess Liz Hurley is feeling the need to show off her bathing suit, possibly to promote her bathing suit line, or maybe to say “hey, look at me, over here, I’m old but you’d still fuck me, even though you used to gag looking at over 50 porn mags when you were 17, thinking that you’d never fuck a 50 year old, yet fast forward 30 years and all of a sudden, things have started to change…and you’d totally bang anything”…

The interesting thing about Liz Hurley is something that we forget, because she’s been in the media longer than we’ve been alive, is that she was an opportunist gold digging whore, who dated Hugh Grant in 1987 when his career was picking up and her career was shit. They stayed together for 13 years…which allowed him to get busted with trannies due to being a homo…and for her to remain his beard because it got her auditions and the good life….she always wanted…two years after they broke up – she got knocked up by another notorious womanizer, whore fucker, creeper named Steve Bing, who invests in movies, she got pregnant, kept it, he denied it…and a paternity test later…confirmed it…then she married a dude named ARUN NAYAR who sounds pretty poor…because bitch likes money…

There’s a pattern here..that applies to all women…so these feminists should stop targeting us for being misogynists and instead targeting their representatives for misrepresenting them….

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2016

31

Aug

Rihanna Pussy Holder of the Day

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Rihanna is holding her pussy, I wonder if it’s all the hype she’s been getting over some bullshit that involves her relationship with Drake – or if it’s to protect her pussy from being exposed to the paparazzi, despite having exposed her vagina before, just not to the paparazzi, one of those “I don’t care if you see it, just as long as it’s on my terms and not some immigrant creeper who is going to make 10,000 dollars off these”…..or maybe it’s because she’s a lady and doesn’t want to come across as a shameless whore in a world of shameless whores…

I like to think it’s because she’s dripping, you know faucet pussy, and holding it is the only way to prevent it from looking like she’s pissing all over her white skirt….it’s a real condition….

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2016

31

Aug

Kacy Hill Topless for V Magazine of the Day

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Kacy Hill is a bit of a joke to me….not cuz she’s a ginger, even though that’s funny, but because she used to be Kacy Ann Hill, and is now a rugged, beat up looking, hipster who has seen her share of cock and cock and cock and coke and at one time was kind of fat, really too ginger, posing nude for random photographers….and American Apparel because that’s what these low levels who don’t deserve to be models do…but I guess that’s to American Apparel’s right hand man, who is Kanye’s art director, she sucked his dick right – and got into the hands of Kanye’s record label – and now can pretend she’s not some party chick who lets creeps take pics of her…she’s legit….ridiculous…but that’s how the world works these days…

She’s made moves since sending me lawyer’s letters that read:

Ms. Hill has never granted you any rights to use her name or likeness in any way and your unauthorized use of her name and likeness constitutes a gross violation of her rights of privacy and publicity as well as intentional infliction of emotional distress. Ms. Hill’s name, likeness and identity have a substantial economic value when used for the purposes of advertising, marketing, promoting or endorsing products or services and/or when she serves as a commercial spokesperson. You have misappropriated that valuable property right through the use of Ms. Hill’s name and likeness in the Infringing Images, and you have been unjustly enriched thereby.

Seriously…she’s done no campaigns ever..this was all after she signed her record deal and wanted to rebrand the gutter party slut – to this…actual model in V magazine..what a joker…

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