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2016

24

Aug

Em Rat Cow Does Media of the Day

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Em Rat Cow must feel like her relevance is dying hard…because in the last month, she’s called all her old friends and people she’s met along the way and convinced them to let her into their magazines, she’s gone this far – she’s made it this far – she’s got this much of an audience from getting naked in a music video and basically going viral (in more ways than one I am sure)….and she’s even got into movies…but she can’t be forgotten, she can’t be replaced by equally talented, often times better looking, probably not as good tits, because Em Rat Cow got some UDDERS, but more interesting, new, fresh…even Cindy Crawford’s husband likes new pussy…kind of thing…

So she’s on a rebrand, non nude rebrand…that is obviously a horrible idea – based on everything she is…but I guess it’s kind of working because people are publishing the pics…but it’s not working because I’m the only pervert lookin’ at them…and not liking them….just looking because putting a softcore pornstar in dresses on the beach makes no sense…there is no logic, I am so confused…where are her nipples…she knows she only matters cuz of her nipples right?

She needs better management, this is ridiculous…

Luckily – she curates her own bullshit account with actual smut…

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski|SFW

2016

24

Aug

Ryan Newman’s Photoshoot of the Day

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I am not sure why her face and tits look like they are a 35 year old Kardashian but I think it’s more a sign of the times.

She’s actually 18….and hr name is Ryan, something that luckily worked out for the parents…you know when you give your girl a dude’s name, you hope she doesn’t grow up to be a bull dyke and at naming time – you never really know where it’ll end up…

She is “Half Jewish, Half Christian, Mostly Jewish”…which is what you’d want any performing, acting, cheesy, auditioning, hollywood person to say…

She’s been in Disney bullshit, and Disney execs have probably been in her…

She’s been in Sharknado 3 and you can just go into IMDB…

I’m more into figuring out what at 18, she looks 35….is she lying about her age like Bella Thorne, pretending to be 18 because idiots believe thanks to laziness…

Are young girls prostituted by their parents, getting their periods young from the trauma of having their childhoods robbed of them…coupled with hormones in the food and parents doing plastic surgery procedures on them to get the part the reason…

Is it sun damage, the birth control pill, breast implants and BOTOX….so many questions for a bitch who is hardly on the radar, but who is posting unbuttoned shirt pics like a harlot…the way we like most 18 year olds to be – thanks to being raised on porn…

Posted in:Ryan Newman|SFW

2016

24

Aug

Christa B Allen’s Push Up Bra Lie of the Day

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Christa B Allen posts topless pics on instagram, but unlike instagram models she has IMDB and WIKIPEDIA so she must be important…

Let’s take a journey into who Christa B. Allen and why her attention seeking hipster style instagram pictures are more than just thirsty instagram modeling but rather brand support to her career…

She started this celebrity thing in 13 Going on 30 in 2004….a movie you probably jerked off to…but she’s probably most proud of being cast “Teenage Girl” in Youth in Revolt in 2009….

TAKE THAT INSTAGRAM MODELS…this girl is legit….

So she’s taken her social media from topless and free….on some festival girl who shops at Urban outfitters full of shit with her higher purpose garbage…to social activist where she showcases the struggles and lie that is the push up bra…

Don’t believe the lie people…it’ll make you mad when you get home from a bar and bitch has no tits but you thought she had tits and those tits are the only reason you brought her home – all due to Victoria’s LIES – they aren’t SECRETS – THEY ARE LIES…

I don’t know what kind of Social Justice this is…but keep up the showing off your cleavage and pretending it’s for a higher purpose – I like it..

Posted in:Christa B. Allen|SFW

2016

24

Aug

Jojo Booty Shot of the Day

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Jojo is pulling what I call the Baboon…

Basically when a baboon is in heat, it’s vagina swells up and starts dripping…and it walks around waiting for a male to fuck the shit out of her…

Well Jojo, who was jailbait years ago – dropped out of the music scene to be with her black boyfriend or a series of black boyfriends…it’s how she spent her 20s….and I guess that her fanbase is other black guys who like a white girl that get down..EVEN THOUGH WE ARE ALL ONE RACE THE HUMAN RACE….black dudes and their big dicks need certain kinds of girls who can take said dick..

So here she is posting a butt shot…with the caption “excited for Atlanta tomorrow. Magic City anyone?”

It was accompanied by a peach emoji, so if that isn’t “I need me some ATLANTA NATIVE COCK HERE IS MY LOCATION AND MY DRIPPING ASS”…I don’t know what it is…but that’s probably because JOJO isn’t that famous…

Posted in:JoJo|SFW

2016

24

Aug

Nadine Velazquez is Subtle of the Day

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Nadine Velazquez is pushing 40, let’s not call her out or mock her for using her tits to get some male attention.

She knows she’s fading and has a few hours left of sex appeal, something that we can assume she used to get an acting career in the first place…because it’s a competitive world out there…and girls are willing todo a lot of different things for the part…you know producers have all the power over these girls…like throwing raw meat at a bunch of hungry dogs…only they have more make-up, botox, fake tits, tight pants, short skirts, cleavage….but the hunger is the fucking same…now make that role for a hispanic in a white washed industry and bitch better watch out..

So let her have her cleavage…it’s what she’s got left…and let us stare, it’s what she would
want us to…it’s what the old her probably got paid to do…

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Posted in:Nadine Velazquez|SFW

2016

24

Aug

YesJulz Tits of the Day

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YesJulz is actually named Julieanna Goddard. She’s let social media get to her big head – after moving down to Miami from wherever to become a club promoter, VIP room worker, shameless self promoter….and I guess in attempting to next level the career, despite having scammed countless deals from countless brands as the self-proclaimed “queen of snapchat” making that money – but not getting anywhere bigger with her big ass….she wants to be a Kardashian, she wants your validation, she wants to be the actual biggest deal, not the biggest deal because she forces it down throats…

So she released a sex tape…that sucked and made her less attractive than when I already thought was unattractive to begin with…but that black dudes liked because it was white and they were drunk….you know, because she’s a boss not a slut…until being a slut is more lucrative…

THIS IS THE SEX TAPE ….

And today…I came across the tit pics…it’s like put your clothes on girl and be a marketing exec, getting those marketing dollars, with self respect…this putting your tits out there cuz you want your tits out there is just fucking bottom feeding and a bad influence on the idiot kids who must follow her…irresponsible…we don’t need another Kardashian…put some damn clothes on…

Don’t worry, it’s not her fault…she’s adopted…

Posted in:YesJulz

2016

24

Aug

Jenna Dewan-Tatum in Fuck me Boots in Beverly Hills of the Day

I wonder if this is Jenna Dewan-Tatum in the remake of Pretty Woman, you know since they remake every fucking movie, instead of encouraging retard kids to just watch the goddamn original, and investing their money in making new movies….assholes..

Or maybe Jenna Dewan-Tatum is just living like Julia Roberts, average level hotness, but in fuck me boots, looking good enough to fuck, not to mention she landed the “hottest guy in hollywood”…who’s agent once told me he’d show up to their house and he’d answer the door totally naked…and try to have a naked dance party….and this is the girl he married….clearly into naked dance parties…as long as the guys have money…

She, like Channing, is a pro dancer, which means a great fuck and as we know there are only two real jobs for pro dancers and that’s stripping or Hollywood, I like to think she did a bit of both…

She was a “back-up dancer” who’s backup was dirty dancing – and now she’s an actor…and mom…having been married for 7 years…and I guess she looks good enough

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Posted in:Jenna Dewan-Tatum|SFW

2016

24

Aug

USA Olympic Gold Basktball Team Going Crazy in Mykonos of the Day

The nice thing about Athletes is that they aren’t rapey / rappy / rape rappy.

Not once have I heard a story about paying some 19 year old kid from the ghetto millions of dollars because they are good at what would seem like a stupid fucking skill, one a half retard would be patted on the back from…”Look Ma’ I can get this here ball in that their hoop”…”good boy retard jimmy, you fucking retard….no go back out there and leave me the fuck alone…I shoulda got a retard abortion the second I realized I made a retard”….

That’s not to say all athletes are rapey, especially not your heros, your olympic Gold medalists, but they do like to party like the lamest fucking rappers ever….champagne showers by the pool cuz we won….so we went to Mykonos the most homoerotic of the Greek Isles…

But I guess based on this video of them splashing each other and throwing each other with no chicks…no fucking chicks for an Olympic gold medal team..is as homoerotic as you can get without putting dicks in you..

It’s not gay – it’s team building…

Posted in:SFW|Videos

2016

24

Aug

Massage Girls Go Through Intense Training and Other stepNEWS of the Day

Resident Buried Under Rubble of Italian Earthquake

Sinkhole in China

Mob Attacks a Couple Who Asked them to Get off Their Car

Seal Hops on Boat to Avoid Orca Hunt

Farmers Looking for their Drunk Friend the Day After

Dog Abuser Gets Beat in China

A Dad and his Gag Reflex

Failed Suicide Save Attempt

Dying Rat in China Gets Revenge

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

24

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It’s one of those days where my hoards of fans didn’t wake me up to countless Vagina pics, It must be because last night was taco tuesday and they spend the night scooping shit off their pussy lips due to their explosive diarrhea – you know the way you’d want the pussy of your hoards of fans to be after taco tuesday….

I guess what I’m saying is that I don’t have hoards of fans..but I do have links..

Women’s Volleyball Erotica
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Famous People Fucking Love Hillary Clinton
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A Woman’s Guide to Wood Working
CLICK HERE

Victoria’s Secret Shoot in Paris
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Bella and Gigi Hadid Tits
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Vin and the Rock Feud was a WWE Stunt
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The History of Sriracha
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I find this Mariah Carey story hilarious
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Girls Who Like Sports
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Someone Let a Pornstar Touch their Kid
CLICK HERE

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