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2016

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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A lot of girls I know have a fetish is having people from tinder cum inside them, probably because a lot of girls I know are the scum bottom feeders of tinder…you know the ones with the real fucking issues…

So I ask them “why do you let a stranger from tinder, who you know is probably diseased, fuck you and cum in you without a condom”….and they say “you’re not a stranger, I screened you on tinder, can you take your mask off now”…and I pull my dick out of them and go home to my wife…

It amazes me how few hookers use condoms – in a world where more and more people fuck everyone all the fucking time…crazy….

PS – wtf is this picture?

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Girls Who Don’t Wear Bras
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Natalie Portman’s Done with Marvel Movies
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Olympic Beach Volleyball Pussy
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Lady Gaga – See Through
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Random ance Captain Search Weirdness
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Lim Kardashian Admits to Butt Implants
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Orlando Bloom Wants to Put Babies in Katy Perry because He’s Losing His Mind…
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Jay Z and Beyonce on a Trip…
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Jemma Lucy is Topless and Sunbathing
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Chloe Grace Moretz Chunky Legs
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Millennials’ are Weaker than The Same Age Group was 30 Years Ago – because they are coddled little pussies
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RIHANNA AND THE BATHROOM
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Gawker.com is Officially Getting Shut Down
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Dude Fills Pool with Some Dumb Shit
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Nina Agdal at Some Event
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Elle Fanning – Yoga Pants
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Cute Girls…Apparently….
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Shanina Shaik at Some Event
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Shooting Arrows WITHOUT ARMS
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The Never Celebrate Too Early Compilation
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Hannah Ferguson for Some Event
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Emma Roberts Parking Lot Cat WAlk..
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Dire Straits Cover
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Charlie Hunnam Does 22 Push Ups
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Naked Random Chick…
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Rita Ora – Goth
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Creepy Island in the Arabian Sea
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Tom Hiddleston
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TRUCK DRIVER vs Flood Waters
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Spandex Wearing Celebs…
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Chloe Bennet Tits of the DAy
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GIrls With Hot Booty
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Random Tumblr Porn
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Wet in the Pool
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Some Chick Gets Naked after Shopping…
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Sexy Chick with a Sexy Body on Hidden Cam…
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Romance!!
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T-rex Sex
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Some Busty Tumblr Amateur
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Fat Woman on a Waterslide…
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lost and found dildo…
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Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

Aug

Britney Spears Dancing in White Shorts of the Day

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Britney Spears posted this video of her dancing around in some white outfit, like a girl on her first day of Junior high who got her period…and had to live that down for her entire life…

I know what you’re thinking, Britney is so old, she doesn’t get her period anymore…all menopausal and shit and even if she’s not she’s all medicated and anorexic or some shit so that she doesn’t get her period anymore….

But she’s still hot and watching her dance around all crazy, like a bi polar disorder is some kind of magical…I not sure what kind of magical…but magical nonetheless..

I could watch her medicated ass dance all day…

In my dressing room dancing to #DoYouWannaComeOver ???? Pre-order #Glory on @AppleMusic & get it instantly!! Stream it on @spotify here: britney.lk/dywcospotify

A video posted by Britney Spears (@britneyspears) on Aug 17, 2016 at 8:05pm PDT

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2016

Aug

Irina Shayk’s Topless in GQ Italia of the DAy

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Irina Shayk is out of control this month….she’s been doing all kinds of shoot for magazines, it’s like her hustle to make Brad Cooper continue to like her and think she’s A list enough to knock up because that’s the exit strategy for her Russian to Model career…

You know put in that work, last hurrah, before getting knocked up to get that security you feel liek you need, as Russian girls usually make babies by the age of 18…and she’s instead chosen manipulating the entire fucking world by distracting us with her hotness..

I am a fan of her, her tit, and even after her womb is polluted and her vagina shattered, I’ll offer to put the pieces back together with my mouth…

I wonder if these pics will be used again her when Brad Cooper runs for president?

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2016

Aug

Em Rat Cow Fully Clothed Photoshoot on the Beach of the Day

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Clothed at the beach on a half naked hooker – makes total sense…

I don’t know what she’s trying to re-invent, or what the fuck marketers who hire her are thinking, because I know she charges a lot, I tried to book her to suck my dick at my birthday photoshoot and it was unaffordable…

What I am saying is she’s a nobody, she doesn’t matter, she’s not influential, or an INFLUENCER, fuck that word INFLUENCER…she doesn’t influence shit, but maybe makes that Blurred lines song more tolerable when you can jerk off to her tits..

So this is some AMERICAN EAGLE shoot, where she’s doing her “art” on the beach, because her dad is some Bob Ross high school art teacher, which is less creepy than a high school gym teacher, but still the kind of guy who may jerk off to nude paintings he’s done of his daugther’s glorious tits…because she does have glorious tits…but tits don’t sell cheap jeans…tits are meant to be stared at…and she picked up some basic art techniques she’ll need when she becomes the topless girl on Venice beach painting beaches with her tits for 40 dollars to buy drugs that give her that high she once felt when she was at her peak….

So the more she gets clothed, and tries to be a serious personality, the more uninteresting she is, but yes, she will maintain her audience and fans…yes…people don’t unfollow…and yes..she’ll get naked again..she needs to be..but she’s not in these pics…but should be…what the fuck is she thinking..

THE PANTS ARE FOR THE FIRST DANCE AT THE STRIP CLUB…THE SLOW SONG IS THE PUSSY SONG you dumb twat…

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2016

Aug

Bella Thorne’s Useless Workout GiF of the Day

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Bella Thorne is still a 40 year old pretending to be 18 in my mind, but the reality is that she’s probably just an 18 year old and thanks to all the porn these kids have been exposed to, and all the slutty idols they have grown up with, and all the vapid and horny dudes they’ve been surrounded by thanks to their moms whoring them out to the industry…they just know how to be subtle slutty – showing off enough body that it’s enough for creepy old dies who are jerking off to her to jerk off to her…increasing her numbers, getting her booked, so that she can have meaningless sex with one nights stands she comes across and her generation is just a bunch of self involved masturbating primates….using each other to cum…nothing wrong with that…

Here she is working out again…gotta maintain that body she’s milked to get to this point…

Here she is at some festival with her sister….being festival girls…

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2016

Aug

Victoria Beckham’s 5 Minute Face Scares Me of the Day

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I’ll tell you what I want, what I really really want…

I want to watch this Victoria Beckham video in slow motion…trying to figure out her lip….is it real, is it plastic surgery, is it a 100 years old and a zombie, is it alive..is it dead…and is it as fancy and exclusive as it has been marketed to me…now in her late 40s, a mom of a bunch of kids….still skinny enough because her husband is David Beckham – and if she’s looking bad…he’s still fucking other girls..but even if she’s looking food….he’s still fucking other girls…so no matter what she’s the main bitch, not the side bitch, but probably not getting fucked, old married couples don’t do that shit…instead the link up with cosmetic companies to push product to other old ladies who remember loving the spice girls…I only liked one video, the first video, where they won me over with Scary Spice’s hard nipple, it was the Aniston pre-internet being mainstream years – when nipples were enough…

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2016

Aug

Chloe Grace Moretz Doesn’t Have a Thigh Gap of the Day

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Chloe Grace Moretz doesn’t have a thigh gap, how the fuck can any dude jerk off to her, or think she’s hot, based on that fact alone. I find it arrogant of her to not have a thigh gap, in this day and age of thigh gaps being all the rage, the basis of a woman’s beauty…not this thighs rubbing together like some kind of obese bitch drinking her milkshake while waking on the sidewalk in front of me, her legs making more skin on skin noise than when I have unlubricated sex with girls who really like me, or who I think would like me if they were still alive…

The real tragedy in all this is that her dad is a fucking plastic surgeon…he’s probably got the Lypo machine in his bedroom closet, there’s no excuse for this filth…disgusting..

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2016

Aug

Rachel Bilson Blowing Bubbles and Eating Ice Cream of the DAy

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Rachel Bilson really likes putting up pictures of her mouth…

I think she was more fun to write about when I thought she was kept in a cage when living up at her husband who I assumed kidnapped her’s farm…in Canada…but she ended up sticking it out with him, making babies with him, and may still be under his spell, and maybe this is her version of a safe work, “notice me, I am mouthing S-O-S”….but maybe I am reading into things wrong – because when I think of mouths I think of getting my dick sucked and when I see girls post pics of their mouths – I think – they want to give blowjobs – and there’s no way – she’s not trying to manipulate us someway or another…because not everyone has forgotten she exists, just most people have forgotten she exists…not her core fans, those OC weirdos are still in love and can’t move on…creepy…you’re creepy…

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2016

Aug

Justine Skye Bikini for W Magazine of the Day

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Well these colored folk sure have come a long way from the slave days…haven’t they, running the music scene, running the pop culture, running Olympic Gymnastics and Swimming, and even acting in movies and not as the token…setting trends in fashion and art…but one could argue, they are still just slaving for the white man, and people could argue that the white man just uses them to shut people up…and this is all part of the white agenda to whitewash America…and pretend that Black Lives Don’t matter…but they aren’t racist because they gave Justine Skye a shitty record deal…because I’ve never heard of her…or they’ve let Jay Z and Beyonce exploit themselves and their craft for money…to the point of singing about money…pretty trashy…

Now I don’t know who Justine Skye is, but she’s in a bikini for W Magazine, and I think we can all agree that we are all one color, the human color, and all you racists need to start having sex with those races you hate, because I’m sure after white Sally from the south gets her pussy pounded inside out – or Herb the Hick gets ridden by a black goddess like she was doing a tribal fucking voodoo dance…he’d be less about shooting her the second the government gave him permission to…and more into shooting loads inside her and making babies…they are a fertile people…just go to Walmart…

I find it so ridiculous how we’re still having race issues in America, while every single white kid wants to act like a hip hop gangster, you’d think that’d carry the nation – but divide and conquer or something..

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2016

Aug

Nina Nina Agdal Bikini Photoshoot for SI Summer of the Day

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Nina Agdal is Leonardo DiCaprio’s beard….or was during the summer…because she had her big break as a low level, relatively old, party girl from Miami at all the right event ass always dreamt of…

She’s got a great body, but that face is so fucking Downsy….all forehead…I’ve made fun of her for at least 2 years of her low level success, and the fact that Leo’s picking her up, while she’s old news, last year’s kitchen garbage, rotten table scraps no one gives a fuck about, it’s safe to say he won his Oscar and has since lost his edge…but we can assume if he’s not gay, I know, it’s a stretch, that she puts in work when she fucks him, so much relies on her performance…because she’s not making shit with her modeling, she is more of a ride rich guys kinda girl…but then again, aren’t they all…they put a price tag on their immigrant asses, and want that american dream and any cost…mainly with their dignity…sugar babies…

These pics are for SI, her only friends, who are releasing content in the summer – to keep their site active all year…bikini every day….with the same chicks…in the same cheesy catalog style pics..AWESOME…

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