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2016

12

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I don’t know what you’re doing this weekend, but I’ve decided to be a philanthropist, and help those in need, so that I can put it on my resume – along with being blocked by many celebs on Twitter and Instagram, I think it’ll look good at upcoming job interviews for the minimum wage job I am qualified for…

I am going to start my life as a philanthropist by working the Suicide Hotline – by Giving Suicide Advice to suicidals, you know help them design and produce their suicide it, co-direct it, creative direct it, plan and write it…because that’s where my talents lie….

So far I’ve come up with pills in the woods under a meteor shower – three hour walk from your car so even if you survive you’ll still die…

I know what you’re thinking, Handjobs are the Second Best Job in the World…and suicide hotline is third….

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Girl Mirror Selfies…
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WWII Era Remake of Mr and Mrs Smith
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Star Wars Trailer
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Hot Chick With Side TIT
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Celine Dion Erotica for you to Jerk off To
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The POTUS Playlist
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Bai Ling Looking Amazing for a 100 Year old with No Panties On
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Inventor Builds a Homemade Swing….
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Kendall Jenner Bangs a Black Rapper Now
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The Secret Lives of Call Center…
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Julianne Hough – Fit Fucking Stomach
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Madison Beer – Big Tits
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Katy Perry Ass in a Track Suit
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Tribute to Burkinis
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COurtney Love Looks Good
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Hugh Grant Disses Celeb Sluts He’s Worked With
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Charlotte Gainsbourg in a Bikini is Terrifying
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Taylor Swift Booty
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Jessica Alba Bending OVer in Jeans
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Goose Attacks a Drone
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Top One Take Scenes…
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Phil Collins Daughter Lily Collins is Nice and Intense of the Day
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Bee Attack of the Day
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Bella Thorne at the Airport
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Fencing Explained
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Squirrel Steals Gopro
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The Voice of Winnie the Poo Reads Darth Vader Lines
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Look a Victoria’s Secret Mode Catlog Pics
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16 and Pregnant Star Fame Whoring in a Bikini
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Grumpy Selena Gomez
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The Origin of the Song American WOman
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Girls Not in BRas
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Random Tumblr Porn
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Girl with Delayed Orgasm
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Abigail Spencer – Masturbating in her Bra
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Kelly Madison has Stupid Tits
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Asian Girl – Fish in Ass
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Some Slut Named Hayden
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Girl Face Grinding
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First Time on the Elliptical
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Cam Girl
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Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

12

Aug

Kate Beckinsale Pandering as she Whistles of the Day

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Kate Beckinsale wanted to demonstrate how she whistles for her fans…you know the creepiest fucking dudes who obsess over women who have been in movies ever…

I don’t know why she draws in the weirdos, but I do know that this picture probably destroys them in their testicles and makes them shit themselves thanks to the rupture / rapture that happens to their prostate…and spending their life sitting / gaming / doesn’t do good things to prostates…

That said, she knows exactly what she’s doing – the cocktease – the aggressive cocktease – like every girl I’ve ever talked to or seen that hasn’t let me fuck her…those temptress whores..

Yeah – whistling…not looking like she’s sucking her juices off a set of fingers – before being forced to gag on those fingers while getting slammed – whistling is all I see in this pic…HARLOT!!!

Posted in:Kate Beckinsale|SFW

2016

12

Aug

Ariel Winter’s Ass Cheeks for the Paparazzi She Called of the Day

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Ariel Winter is overrated and oversized – but she’s wearing the shorts every girl under 25 – with her full ass exposed, in my time these were called panties….there were barely any thongs and you’d see less ass cheek than this when you were fucking a bitch…but today it is called style, style that doesn’t restrict chubby girls from participating, its one of those should be self regulated – but when you’re over celebrated and paid – you just assume your pervert fans what to see this – and they do, they’ve been watching you grow up on TV and feel like they know you – and in knowing you – showing ass cheek is the only way to keep them involved…

I just see this ending at 340 lbs in the next 10 years when her show is canceled, but like all 18 year olds, worth fucking before they get too broken and bloated – even if a life in entertainment has already broken this one…she’s not so bad yet…but she’s not so good either..

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She did it again – Later that Night….shorts too short…shorts too tight…shorts…too good…shorts…that would look better than

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Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2016

12

Aug

Jessica Alba’s Sand Covered Ass and Other Alba News of the Day

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Jessica Alba paid Allure to run a feature on her Honest Beauty products that are making her a ton of fucking money, but will make her a ton more fucking money when they finally go public and she can cash the fuck out…which is what she’s into, proven by every move she’s made in her career, from marrying a dude named Cash…to cash grabbing her entire existence…

Well, she’s a mom of 2 or 3 kids, she’s full of shit with her happy marriage and probably sleeps in separate rooms than her husband – on some Mariah Carey shit – but they are pulling a great lie, a great scam, it’s working – and she gets to pretend to work – which for a Mexican who has never worked is a big deal..she’s got an office and she takes meetings – when not at the gym maintainging this body – or filming her next movie…

The fact is…she looks good….

Here are screenshots….

Here are screenshots from her upcoming shitty movie…

Her ass is great…like the girl in leggings I followed for three blocks this morning…but way older…how did this happen…

Posted in:Jessica Alba|SFW

2016

12

Aug

Kaia Gerber Modeling of the Day

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Kaia Gerber is 14 or 15 years old…and they think she is old enough to be modeling, even though putting out content or photoshoots is pretty much sexualizing their kid, and is as creepy as that child beauty pageant shit….and I blame the parents….the parents who are Cindy Crawford and Gerber babyfood heir Randy Gerber…

The fact is that she’s rich as fuck, she’s got a trust fund, her dad has a trust fund and she’ll look the fucking same when she’s 18, yet her mom thinks it is a good idea to put her into marketing campaigns for random brands, for pervert marketers, like a prositute, because I guess her mom was out doing coke off cocks in VIP rooms at 17….back in the 90s

Maybe mom’s not working too much and needs a project to keep occupied with…or maybe a celebrated daugher makes her feel good about herself, you know because she sees herself in her daughter, and her daughter is probably all about it because like all girls her age they need that Instagram whore followers to feel validated…

It’s weird…

Here she is for Teen Vogue…a new icon / leader in the making..

Here she is from instagram….

Posted in:Kaia Gerber|SFW

2016

12

Aug

Mariah Carey on Her Yacht with Huge Tits of the Day

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I saw this video of Mariah Carey talking about “his and her” yachts, because she’s obviously obnoxious – it’s all part of her hustle, that was having the voice of an angel – and the ego of the worst woman in the fucking world – who would be so annoying to have to deal with – so annoying that her fiance – the billionaire – keeps her on her own boat so that he can fuck the young social media sluts / models who really love yachts..it makes for great selfies…you know leave the old fat chick in sight but not in close quarters on your massive freighter – because she’s the worse…but clearly better than Miranda Kerr, his last girlfriend…

This isn’t exciting, it’s just funny to see what type of interview Entertainment Tonight is pulling, what garbage – sucking up to her in a weird and uncomfortable way – and people actually watch this shit, but at least she’s in a bikini – her big old tits make her interesting – because without them she’s just some medicated weird, tacky, rich woman.

Posted in:Mariah Carey|SFW

2016

12

Aug

Jessica Lucus Bikini Pic of the Day

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Jessica Lucus is some Canadian actress, who is half black – but you won’t notice – because you are a social justice warrior who sees us all as one species, the human species…one color…beige…unless it comes down to being a pain in the ass trying to defend the rights of other cultures you don’t understand – defending them against how the white masses portray them in the media, or how the white masses view them…when really normal people, like me, don’t give a fuck about anything a bitch does, or where she’s from, or how tanned or asian or mexican she is…we just care if she’s half naked and looks decent half naked and this Jessica Lucus from some show called Gotham looks alright to me in bikini selfies she’s using to help her marketing…

This picture is from April – but I guess it finally penetrated the mainstream – like the mainstream penetrated her…

Posted in:Jessica Lucus|SFW

2016

12

Aug

Reporter Interviews Dude Dying After Being Hit By Car and Other Videos of the Day

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Bad Driver – Driving the Wrong Way on a Freeway – Everyone Lived

Police Take Down Female Cancer Patient at the Airport – Serves Her Right for Having Cancer

When Cars Ignite

Dog Takes Whatever it is Tied To to the Middele of the Street

Airplane Lands on Runway – Killing a Deer

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

12

Aug

Tyga Struggles with Sea Monster Kyle Jenner of the Day

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Kylie Jenner paid the paparazzi, or maybe the paparazzi paid Kylie Jenner to let them shoot her birthday bikini party with Tyga and other idiot rich kid brats that other kids seem to idolize because they are dumb and eat anything they are fed thanks to growing up on this shit…and being mindless, chipped and tracked, idiots who think they are free thinkers and creative geniuses, but are really all the fucking same.

It actually impresses me that a girl so ugly, so monstrous, so large that her athletic boyfriend struggles to lift her, maybe her boner is hitting him in a pressure point in his back, or maybe, he’s a pussy…unable to swim…but I guesss that Swimmer who won last night shifted that race sterotype…

But seriously, liposuction, lazy, sloppy, with a flat stomach because she’s 19 and gets the fat re-instated to what looks like a mom ass…all while rocking a troll face…is what leads the youth in their decision making…

This isn’t hot, interesting, inspiring or compelling, but I guess vapid and apathetic is what we’ve become…NEED MORE CLICK BAIT…NEED MORE SMUT…DISTRACT AND DESTROY…

Garbage…

Posted in:Kylie Jenner|SFW

2016

12

Aug

K. Michelle TIT of the Day

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K. Michelle is some tranny looking stripper looking “singer”…who is actually from some “Love and Hip Hop – Atlanta” show – where we can assume she played the trashy tranny looking stripper looking singer – desperate to get as famous as Beyonce or some shit…

I have never heard of her – because I hate these staged, scripted, bullshit reality shows…but she’s wearing a see through top at her concert and that’s worth pointing out…just not worth spending to much time thinking about – it’s noise, splash in the pan attention seeking bullshit and I’ve already said too much…

I prefer her COSTARS from the show – who actually put out a bottom feeding sex tape THAT I POSTED ON HERE